BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

May 29, 2010

Days 5-7 Of Twerk Team's "7 Videos In 7 Days"


If you saw me post videos 1-3 the other day, you might be wondering, "where is video #4??" Well they took it down because, "it was banned in certain places," whatever that means.

Anyway, this video is one of their best ever! The classic I'm Serious T.I. in the background didn't hurt, but the girls were killing it! Ass just all over everywhere! Unfortunately it also showed off how much of a weak link Lady Luscious has become. I don't know if she keeps forgetting to stretch or what, but she's just note as loose and live as the other 2. Oh well, still classic.


Yeah, they were definitely on FIYAH this day! They should've just made a whole DVD because they were on their shit. I love the outfits too, those shorts are extra short just the way a like 'em.


The seventh and final video is weaker than the others, but #5 and #6 were so live it don't even matter.

Related:
Days 1-3 Of Twerk Team's "7 Videos In 7 Days"
Twerk Team Dropping 7 Videos In 7 Days At 7PM

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Kat Stacks SLAPPED!


I've never felt less sorry for a woman who got hands put on them by a man in my life. This was more of an inevitability than anything else. Come to think of it, I should've got with some friends and made a bet on how long it'd take for her to be physically assaulted. It actually took longer than I would've thought. Oh well, missed opportunity.

Anyway, this is what that bitch gets. And shame on anybody trying to defend her over this shit. She's purposely trying to ruin people's lives and careers, and now I'm supposed to have sympathy for the bitch?? Fuck that.

Now, would I have slapped her?? No. But am I offended and appalled that someone else did?? Nope! She got what she had coming as far as I'm concerned. Don't give people a reason to want to attack you and guess what?? THEY WON'T ATTACK YOU!

Unfortunately she won't learn her lesson and might become the new Yung Berg.

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R.I.P. Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper

R.I.P. Gary Coleman
Both deaths are sad, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Gary Coleman's was a bit sadder than Dennis Hopper's. Hopper was 74 years-old and had reportedly been losing his fight with prostate cancer for some time, but Coleman's death was really out of the blue. Wednesday he was randomly hospitalized, Thursday he was on life support, and Friday he was dead. He was just 42.

You've gotta feel bad for Gary Coleman, plainly put, the man's life sucked. I mean, not only was he a midget and his parents took and spent all of his money, but he was constantly the butt of people's jokes. Even yesterday, the day the man died, dickhole wannabe comedians were taking jabs at the man. We couldn't give the man one damn day before making fun of him??

And news flash to all you wannabe comedians, taking aim at an easy target like Gary Coleman is no feat. Making Gary Coleman short jokes is equivalent to making Michael Jackson molester jokes or O.J. Simpson murderer jokes in the sense that it takes zero effort or comedic talent to do and it was fucked out YEARS ago. Might as well talk about how black people have to struggle, and the differences between blacks and whites while you're at it.

Y'all know I'm one of the least sensitive people out there, but geez, have some respect and dignity about your shit. R.I.P to both men.

SOURCE (Gary Coleman)
SOURCE (Dennis Hopper)

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Kanye West - Power (feat. Dwele)

Kanye's Return Is POWERFUL!
I've literally listened to this song about 25 times since I first heard it. I'm sure you have too, but if you've never heard it than allow me to put you up on game.


Man, I can't tell you how refreshing it is to hear Kanye rapping again! Even though it was most likely set up, I think its safe to say MTV and Taylor Swift saved Kanye's career. Think about it, if Kanye is never given alcohol and sat in the front row with no security at the stage, he probably continues the drive-by shooting of his career. BUT since this incident took place and he was shunned by white America (lets keep it real, he was targeting white people with 808's & Heartbreak), he was forced to refocus and come back to us. I say good deal.

Anyway, the beat, lyrics, everything is dope. It is weird that the track says it's featuring Dwele and he doesn't come in and say anything until the last minute of the song. That never happens. Then again, back to back skits never happened on an album until Kanye did it on College Dropout. No matter, the real big question for me (well besides when the fuck the album is dropping) is what did Kanye say in that 2nd verse about the SNL cast?? I know he told them to kiss his ass (and more specifically, his asshole), but after that he says, "I'm an asshole, you niggas got [blank]." I couldn't make out what he said, but I think its either "jokes," "drugs," or Ye not knowing how to bring the rhyme back around and just making a noise that sounded like he was saying a word that rhymed with "asshole." I'm sure its one of the three.

Even though this track sounds incredible how it is, word on the internets is that it was just a leaked and not the final version. I'm not sure what else could be done to make it sound any better, but whatever it is I'm ready on some Alicia Keys shit!

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Can You Spoof A Comedy??



Judging by this trailer of "The 41 Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall & Felt Superbad About It" the answer is an emphatic FUCK NO!

I really can't believe somebody put money up to have this money made. I wouldn't care if it was Bill Gates who put the money up and it only cost $100,000 to make, this would still be a bad investment. I mean, what did they even want to accomplish?? To make a comedy out of a comedy?? ITS ALREADY A COMEDY! I guess I could see if the movies they were attempting to spoof weren't funny, but they were...all of them. You aren't gonna make any of those movies any funnier than they already are, so what's the point??

Whatever, that trailer couldn't get any less funny, so if anybody thinks it'd be a good idea to spoof comedies in the future, just find a knife and run into it chest first.

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C'mon Son 14


I never spoke on it, but I really pray that whole Delonte West/LeBron's momma shit isn't true. Man, I don't even know what else to say on the subject lol.

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Drake - Miss Me/Fireworks

Thank Drake Later
Drake is giving "when it rains, it pours" a new meaning with all these leaks. I had already downloaded these tracks before I decided I've reached my limit and I didn't want to hear anymore before the whole album leaked. I know myself, if its hot, I'm gonna keep playing and playing and playing it until its skippable when I get the album. I've waited too long for this Drake shit to ruin the experience like that, so yes I know the track with Jay-Z leaked as well, but I REFUSE to listen to it. Hell, I haven't even listened to these 2 tracks. Welp, hope they're hot:



Related:
Drake - Unforgettable (feat. Young Jeezy)
Drake - Find Your Love Video
Drake's Album Cover & Pause-Worthy Video

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Jamie Foxx Sitdown Interview With T.I.


Man, I'm glad to have T.I. home! That Fuck A Mixtape is jammin' and this was a great interview. The other 3 parts are after the jump.

(Side note: Foxx might have a future as a talk show host. Oprah is about to be out of the game and I heard Fox isn't gonna pick up his sketch comedy show, so why not?? I doubt he will, but its a thought.)




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Idiocrary 101: 50 Cent Loses Weight For Movie Role

Cracky 50
What in the fuck is wrong with 50 Cent?? Why would you do this to yourself?? Obviously I know its for the "Things Fall Apart" movie blah blah blah, but guess what?? 50 Cent is rich! It's not like he had to do this. Hell, he doesn't even have to rap anymore, let alone act, so why take it to this extreme??

Look, I understand rappers want to be actors, and that's all fine and dandy, but to take it this far is just idiotic. All the roles where he could play a character at his normal weight were taken?? And yeah, he wrote the screenplay, but still, c'mon son! Its not like he's about to win an Oscar or something. And what happens if/when the movie flops??

I don't know, I just don't get it. I must say I do applaud his dedication, but this is extreme and unhealthy (remember he lost a bunch of weight in 2008 as well and regained it). I mean the nigga looks like he's about to die any second in these pics.

(Side note: I hope 50 doesn't plan to manufacture anymore beefs if he does decide to record music again some day. He's never gonna live this down. Ever.)


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B.o.B - Camera Video


Bravo, bravo! Excellent video! This almost brings a tear to my eye. Thank you B.o.B!

And in case you were wondering, no this song isn't on his album, its on his B.o.B vs. Bobby Ray mixtape from June of '09.

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Ludacris - Sex Room (feat. Trey Songz) Video


Wait a minute, so those girls went into Ludacris' sex room and one came out with a goatee?? He wanted a dude in his sex room?? Uhh, I don't think I wanna know what else is going down in that sex room lol.

Seriously though, those were some FINE ass women!

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May 27, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/27/10

Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers
Nas & Damian Marley's incredible album Distant Relatives debuts at #5 with 57,000 album sold. I'm definitely gonna buy the album when I get a chance.

Usher's OMG hangs on at #1 and B.o.B's Airplanes notches one step closer to that spot and is now at #2. Miley Cyrus' Can't Be Tamed debuts at #8.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Glee Cast - The Music Volume 3: Showstoppers (1)
2. Rolling Stones - Exile On Main St. (2)
3. Black Keys - Brother (3)
4. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (1-4)
5. Nas & Damian Marley - Distant Relatives (5)
6. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (2-6)
7. Band of Horses - Infinite Arms (7)
8. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (7-8)
9. AC/DC - Iron Man 2 sdtk (4-9)
10. LCD - This Is Happening (10)
  • Janelle Monae's The Archandroid checks in at #17 with 21,100 sold. I guess its safe to say Diddy possibly changing the way promotion is done via retweets on Twitter won't be happening anytime soon.
  • One spot below Monae are Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek's Revolutions Per Minute, which also boasts 21,100 first week.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Usher - OMG (1-1)
2. B.o.B - Airplanes (3-2)
3. Katy Perry - California Gurls (2-3)
4. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (5-4)
5. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - Alejandro (8-6)
7. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (7-7)
8. Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed (8)
9. Eminem - Not Afraid (6-9)
10. Rihanna - Rude Boy (9-10

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May 25, 2010

OhGinelle - Searching/Tight Up Skirt Video


Let's just get right to it: this video is amazing! How many unsigned artists do you know have video of this quality out?? Not even the rappers with regular jobs who sell drugs and spend all their money to impress others have video this good. This shit is visually sound.

And with that being said, I'm gonna stop there to avoid saying anything overtly critical. I'll save my vitriol for loser rappers who have major label backing and big budgets that still make retarded decisions.

(Side note: that still shot at 3:58 was the SHIT!)

(Side side note: I should've been cast as Horny Dude With Cell Phone At Pump #1 Guy! First off, I would've had a better phone. I mean flip phones in 2010?? Not a good look for adults. But secondly, I would've made the character memorable because I would've had one hand in my pants as a openly snapped cell phone pics with the other. Would've been classic lol. Oh well, maybe next time.)

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May 24, 2010

Bow Wow Likes Eggs

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Big Boi Speaks On Freestyling


I know there's gonna be niggas mad at Big for this for some reason, but you can't deny the truth. A FREESTYLE is a a rap off the top of the dome, NOT a written that you memorized. That's just what it is.

Anyway, I've been railing against Dr. Dre and Drake for taking forever to put out their albums, but I really need to start railing against OutKast. Big and Dre were talking about dropping solo albums YEARS ago, and now one is finally coming out. We haven't gotten any new material from them since Idlewild, and that was in '06!

I'm not totally convinced Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty is dropping on July 6th, but we shall see. Dope ass verse though, by the way.

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Drake - Unforgettable (feat. Young Jeezy)

Thank Drake Later...or whenever his album drops
Wow, its looking more and more likely Drake's album will indeed be released by Young Money/Cash Money. First he dropped 2 singles and 2 videos, then we got the album cover, last week we got the official tracklisting, and now we have a random leak. *Tear.*


This track could've used a bit more Drake. I mean, it says its Drake's song, and the tracklisting says its gonna be on Drake's album, but I hear more Jeezy than Drake. Or at best it was dead even. Don't get me wrong, the song is still hot, I'm just gonna need another Drake verse, or bridge, or something. We waited all this time to hear Drake, not featured artists.

Let's get the "Un-" thing going with this bonus Un-Thinkable remix.


Drake ripped this to pieces! See, this is the kind of track I don't mind hearing just one verse on, not on his own shit.

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Days 1-3 Of Twerk Team's "7 Videos In 7 Days"


I told y'all about this the other day, got my new BlackBerry, and proceeded to forget all about it lol. Aight well its catch up time! Enjoy.


Well I thought they were gonna record 7 different videos on 7 different days, but as you can see, they've already doubled up on the first day lol. Its all good, its not like its gonna make me not watch...but I mean they could've changed clothes and at least TRIED to fool me lol.


You're probably gonna wanna watch this video on mute.

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May 20, 2010

Twerk Team Dropping 7 Videos In 7 Days At 7PM


Well that's some good news. Hopefully they won't be as weird and awkward as their last video from last week.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 5/20/10

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's My World 2.0 is back to #1, but sells are waaaaaaay down this week and he only sold a little over 60,000.

Eminem's Not Afraid was the big story last week, but slips 5 spots to #6 this week. Usher's OMG returns to #1. Katy Perry (who is somehow #1 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, but that's another story for another post) and his new single California Gurls featuring Snoop Dogg debuts at #2. B.o.B's Airplanes is up to a new high at #3.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (5-1)
2. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (2-2)
3. The National - High Violet (3)
4. AC/DC - Iron Man 2 sdtk (8-4)
5. Dead Weather - Sea Of Cowards (5)
6. Carole King & James Taylor - Live at the Troubadour (4-6)
7. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (10-7)
8. Charice - Charice (8)
9. Godsmack - The Oracle (1-9)
10. As I Lay Dying - Powerless Rise (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Usher - OMG (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - California Gurls (2)
3. B.o.B - Airplanes (5-3)
4. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (3-4)
5. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (4-5)
6. Eminem - Not Afraid (1-6)
7. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (8-7)
8. Lady Gaga - Alejandro (11-8)
9. Rihanna - Rude Boy (6-9)
10. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (7-10)
  • After debuting at #34 last week, Drake's Find Your Love jumps 14 spots north to #20. Top 10 in the next 2-3 weeks.
  • The Black Eyed Peas' Rock That Body is up 12, moving 36-24.
  • Alicia Keys' Un-Thinkable (I'm Ready) jumps 11 spots 46-35 this week.
  • Lil Wayne's Single debuts at #82. This is late as hell for this song to debut (considering it first became popular in 2009), but maybe it goes on a run with Lil Wayne locked up?

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May 18, 2010

This Week In Flops 5/18/10

Nas & Damian Marley
At one point, I thought this day would never come, but finally it has. The promotion strategy was a little bit curious to me because I was seeing commercials for the album on ESPN2 at 11am. That's basically a waste of ad time. Well, I still think Nas' name can help carry it a little bit (I know that's a major factor in my eventual purchase), so I'm gonna guess it lands in the 50-80k range.

Janelle Monae
I like a lot of singers, but I don't think I love any of their voices as much as I do Janelle Monae's. There's just something about the sound of it that just strikes a nerve in me.

Unfortunately I'm one of the few people who feels that way, as this album has received little, to no promo from Bad Boy outside of retweets from Diddy on Twitter. Granted, Diddy does have over 2.5 million followers, but you'd just like to see more for such a talent. This could work though, because if just a few thousand of that 2.5 million listen to Diddy and go buy the album, this could change the game.

Seriously, if Janelle moves 300,000 first week almost solely off of retweets by Diddy, you don't think people would start paying Diddy to retweet their stuff?? Well I do.

Fingers crossed that that does happen, but just in case, I'm gonna guess somewhere in between 30-60k.

Reflection Eternal
I didn't even know this was an album, I thought it was just going to be a mixtape. Forgive me Hip-Hop purest, I have been a bit out of the loop with my music lately.

Anyway, I have the newest Kweli and Hi-Tek collabo album doing 15-30k.

Bizarre
I didn't even know this was on the horizon, and I'm sure you didn't either. One of the underrated "Worst Rapper Alive" candidates, I'm sure this album is awful. I'm guessing 3-15k unless Eminem pulls a Diddy and tweets about it non-stop for the next week.

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New Phone Is Acoming!


If you follow me on Twitter, you already know, but my phone has been giving me MAJOR issues lately. When it first started giving me problem I lost this skit I was writing for a post and potentially a new YouTube video. It came to a head Friday when I was almost done writing a lengthy, funny Random News Shit entry and lost it to the phone as well. After that I was so pissed I just stopping posting.

Don't fret though, I'm over it, and I'm getting a BlackBerry this Friday. I've never had one before, but anything would be an upgrade over the piece of shit my phone has turned into. And I'll try to re-write that post later today when I get off work.

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May 14, 2010

The Super Model Who Tried To Commit Suicide Was The Chick From Rush Hour 3?!

Noémie Lenoir
What??!!?? This is the super model who tried to commit suicide, the gorgeous ass French chick from "Rush Hour 3"?? I'm not gonna lie, when I first heard about the story I was like "yeah, who cares?" But now that I know Noémie Lenoir is her, I'm fully invested. She's just way too beautiful to be trying to kill herself. I know scores of women who would kill themselves to look like her. Hell, I know scores of women I would kill personally for them to look like her.

Where did we go wrong Noémie?? How can I make it all better?? Talk to me dammit! TALK TO ME!!! Please?

Whatever, I smell a SGGP on the horizon in the near future.

SOURCE

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The Karate Kid Trailer


As a huge fan of "Karate Kid" trilogy (fuck that 4th one), I actually approve of this movie after seeing the trailer. When I first heard about, I thought it was gonna be something that would have Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio both rolling over in their graves, but...what's that?? Ralph Macchio is NOT dead?? Are you sure?? Oh, you're 100% positive?? Damn, my bad.

Whatever, as long as the movie has great 80's music and montages like this timeless classic from Joe Esposito, I'm all in. Fuck it.

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Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag


Of all the pieces of shit this nigga Soulja Boy has produces, this may well be the shittiest. No more words for this shit.

(Side note: This shit came out in February?? It was so shitty I had to learn about it by accident. Sad.)

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R.I.P. To The Career Of Cory Gunz

Okay, okay, it is a bit of a stretch to say Cory Gunz has a "career" BUT it really doesn't matter now because its all over anyway. I couldn't really hear what the fuck Baby was saying, but I guess it was a confirmation that Cory is indeed signed to Young Money now, and we all know that means he's come to terms with that fact he'll never drop an album on a major label.

Young Money is the Koch, but instead of signing old rappers who fell off, they sign underground rappers that never made it. They should start getting Saigon and Papoose's contracts ready now lol.

Related:
Drake Sabotages Own Career, Signs With Young Money
R.I.P. To The Career Of Jae Millz

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Gloria Velez Disses Nicki Minaj


This is interesting to me because when I saw this video a couple weeks ago and people thought Gloria was "hatin'" on Nicki, I was like nah. In that video, Gloria just seemed like a person answering and talking about a question she was asked in an interview, and now she's dropping bombs on Nicki. I don't get it?

For the record, this diss was kinda hot, and she is right about Nick BUT Glo really played herself. The diss was unwarranted, so its obviously she's just reaching for exposure. That never works. I mean, I could see if Nicki came out and attacked her after that initial video. That would be understandable, but this here is just a big ass stretch, word to Dhalsim!

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Gay Goon Affliated Moved To June 8th



This is definitely the oddest album promo I've ever seen. I guess it was supposed to be funny, but it was really just weird. I feel violated. Hell, why am I even posting this shit?? Whatever, the album just shifted to June 8th. Awesome.

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Rihanna: The Non-Moonwalker

If you have yet to see this video, prepare your eyes for the worst moonwalk attempt since white people invent rhythmlessness:


The shame! How dare you disrespect the greatest dance move in the history of ever, Rihanna. Yeah, only about 5% of the Earth's population can do it correctly, but that attempt was flat out pathetic. Kind of makes you wish she pulled a Columbus Short and reverse moonwalked right off the stage after that lol.

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May 13, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/13/10

Godsmack - The Oracle
A lot is going on in the top 10 of the Billboard 200 today, but unfortunately only one of the albums pertains to us. That album is Toni Braxton's Pulse which moved 54,500 in its first week.

Its okay that not much concerning us is popping over on the 200 because the big news is happening on the Hot 100. That big news is Eminem's Not Afraid becoming just the 16th record (only 2nd Hip-Hop record) in Billboard history to debut at #1. I can't say that I saw this happening, but it definitely doesn't surprise me the way the internet exploded just when news broke the song would be coming out.

(Side note: Believe it or not, but this is just Eminem's 3rd #1 record in his career. The other 2?? Lose Yourself and Crack A Bottle. Freaky, right??)

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Godsmack - The Oracle (1)
2. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (2-2)
3. MercyMe - The Generous Mr. Lovewell (3)
4. Carole King & James Taylor - Live at the Troubadour (4)
5. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (4-5)
6. Deftones - Diamond Eyes (6)
7. Court Yard Hounds - Court Yard Hounds (7)
8. AC/DC - Iron Man 2 sdtk (5-8)
9. Toni Braxton - Pulse (9)
10. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (6-10)
  • Trina's latest offering Amazin' debuts at #13 with 32,500 sold. Not bad for a female rapper with absolutely no buzz.
  • Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's Uni-5: The World's Enemy come in one spot later at #14 with 29,600 sold.
  • 8Ball & MJG swoop in at #36 with 16,200 copies of Ten Toes Down sold. After finally hearing their DJ Bring It Back record, I actually think they should've sold less. That shit was awful.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Eminem - Not Afraid (1)
2. Usher - OMG (1-2)
3. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (2-3)
4. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (4-4)
5. B.o.B - Airplanes (7-5)
6. Rihanna - Rude Boy (3-6)
7. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (6-7)
8. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (8-8)
9. 3OH!3 - My First Kiss (9)
10. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (5-10)
  • Drake's 2nd single Find Your Love debuts at #34 this week. Eminem may have made the biggest splash this week, but watch out for this track in the next few weeks.
  • Young Jeezy's jamming' ass single, Lose My Mind featuring Plies, debuts one back later at #35.
  • After debuting at #62 last week, The Black Eyed Peas' Rock That Body jumps 26 spots up to #36 this week.

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May 11, 2010

Robin Thicke - It's In The Mornin (feat. Snoop Dogg) Videos


One of the few bright spots from that terrible Sex Therapy album.

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Waka's Momma Goes OFF!


I gotta go to work, but I just wanted to post this shit real quick. I don't fuck with Waka Flocka lame, bad rappin' ass, but his momma is clearly a G.

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T.I.'s Fuck A Mixtape Drops May 25th!


It just so happened I hopped on Twitter RIGHT when Lil Duval tweeted this shit, but yeah, Fuck A Mixtape drops on the 25th! Rappers, y'all are now on notice, y'all got 2 weeks to drop your shit before no better don't care no more.

Aight, I ain't famous like T.I. (or even Lil Duval) so I got work in the morning and I'm out!

Related:
T.I. - I'm Back Video
T.I. - I'm Back
T.I. Fuck A Mixtape Trailer

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Drake - Find Your Love Video


Could this video match the song any less?? And that's besides the fact that Drake sticks out like a dick in the champagne room in Jamaica. There just should've been more shot of him and the chick on the beach and all that other sucka shit that hoes like. I ain't mad at him for trying to make a movie-like video, but it just seemed a bit weird.

Anyway, after listening to this song AT LEAST 100 times since it came out, I'm now convinced its gonna be a big hit. At first I wasn't positive, but there's just something attractive about it. Maybe this is the joint that will finally get his album released?? Fingers crossed.

Related:
Drake - Find Your Love (Prod. By Kanye West)
Drake's Album Cover & Pause-Worthy Video
Drake - Over Video

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Dissed: The Brian Scalabrine Story


Poor Scals LMAO!

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May 07, 2010

Whoreders

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Ed Sheeran - You Need Me, I Don't Need You (Live)

Ed Sheeran
If you listen to Foxxhole Radio on Fridays, you may have heard this, but if not, you're in for a treat. This guy Ed Sheeran is from London and he's bad as fuck! Check him out performing his song You Need Me, I Don't Need You for Jamie and the crew:


Nobody can't tell me he didn't rip that shit to pieces! I mean, homie wrecked it! Trust me, this won't be the last post you see of this guy on the site, the kid is talented.

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White Women's Workout


LMAO! Man, Godfrey is a fuckin' fool!

I feel like I should've known about this video like forever ago. Oh well, its here now and I supposed that's all that really matters.

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Hellbound: Lil B "Look Like Jesus"


This really isn't even funny, it's disturbing. I would say he did it to get a rise out of people, but he doesn't sound smart enough to plot something like that. This shit is shameful. Do me a favor, if you see this waste of semen, slap the shit out of him. I know that isn't Godly, but this guy is an idiot and I doubt his other music has anything better to offer, so why not??

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Why???: Where Da Cash At?


Here's a better question: Where in the hell do you get lingerie in that size??

This should be used as an instructional video of what NOT to look like when trying to pop off a girl group. And its just not the fat chick either, I think the chick in the 2nd verse might be a few months pregnant. Did you see that gut?? Geez! These broads just look and sound a fuckin' mess. Thank goodness they aren't from Florida lol.

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Raaaaaaaandy Declares War On Justin Bieber



LMAO! This shit had me ROLLIN' when I first watch it! That Raaaaaaaandy is a fuckin' trip lol.

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C'mon Son 13


Fuck Kat Stacks and all the rest of that shit, what was up with the baby pole dancing?? Man, and I thought Kim Kardashians' little sister hoing it up was bad, this shit is waaaaaaay worse. Seriously, what kind of parent teaching, or lets their child be taught how to do this?? That kid couldn't have been any more than 2! I'm sorry, that was just disturbing and disgusting, and I wouldn't be made if child services came and took that kid.

Well, thank goodness the baby wasn't black.



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The Doctor Who Cried Detox


Well its good to see people coming around like I did and realizing that this Detox shit probably is never coming out. And even if it is gonna drop, I refuse to believe it until it is physically in stores and I see it with my own 2 eyes. I've run out of reason to anticipate this album long ago.

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Drake's Album Cover & Pause-Worthy Video

Thank Drake Later...or whenever his album drops
Maybe my Hannah Montana 3D glasses ain't shit, but I don't see it. Well, maybe when/if the actual album drops it'll be more 3D than this computer version which just looks like an out of focus picture with or without the glasses.

Anyway, I'm proud of Cash Money. First they dropped his single (months ago), then the gave him another new release date, and now they actually have an album cover. Maybe in a month or 2 we'll get a track listing. That would be something, huh? Yeah, a man can dream. Baby steps guys, baby steps.

Check out a very pause-worthy video of Drake after the jump.

Most people have posted this video because of his reaction when the white chick in the purple shirt flashes him. I'm posting it because of what happened 58 seconds into the video, and more specifically, what he said after he did it. See for yourself:


Lil Wayne taught you that?? Well did Baby teach him?? Pause, pause, no homo, pause. C'mon Drake you GOTTA know better than to fall into that one with the history of gayness at Cash Money Records.

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Conan O'Brien's 60 Minutes Interview



Damn, Conan's wife can get it! Sorry, just throwing it out there. Anyway, Conan's new TBS show is still set to kick on in November. This should be interesting.


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May 06, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/6/10

B.o.B
B.o.B takes over at #1, but his first week sales weren't ideal as his debut album moves 84,300. I thought he'd do 100,000 at the least. Oh well, that's just the climate we live in today.

Speaking of B.o.B, Usher's OMG bumps his Nothin' On You from the #1 spot. Welp, so much for the "Usher getting dropped" rumors. And finally, after a long 16 week journey, Jay-Z's Young Forever with Mr Hudson cracks the top 10 at #10. We'll see if it can stick in there next week.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. B.o.B - The Adventure Of Bobby Ray (1)
2. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (3-2)
3. Bullet For My Valentine - Fever (3)
4. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (3-4)
5. AC/DC - Iron Man 2 sdtk (4-5)
6. Usher - Raymond vs. Raymond (5-6)
7. Melissa Etheridge - Fearless Love (7)
8. Miranda Cosgrove - Sparks Fly (8)
9. Various Artists - Now! 33 (6-9)
10. Glee Cast - The Power Of Madonna (1-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Usher - OMG (6-1)
2. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (1-2)
3. Rihanna - Rude Boy (2-3)
4. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (3-4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-5)
6. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (5-6)
7. B.o.B - Airplanes (9-7)
8. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (8-8)
9. Jason Derulo - In My Head (7-9)
10. Jay-Z - Young Forever (12-10)
  • Alicia Keys' Un-Thinkable (I'm Ready) jumps another 14 spots 58-44.
  • Young Money's Roger That jumps 11 spots 67-56.
  • The Black Eyed Peas' Rock That Body debuts at #62.
  • Usher's There Goes My Baby jumps 14 spots 80-66.
  • Ciara's Ride featuring Ludacris jumps 14 spots in its 2nd week 93-79.
  • B.o.B's Magic debuts at #83.

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May 05, 2010

This Week In Flops 5/4/10

Man, this has got to be the biggest, least buzz-worthy week in a looooong time. I wouldn't be surprised if none of these albums sold more than 60,000. Oh well, lets move forward.

Trina - Amazin'
First up is Trina's 5th solo album, Amazin'. That track with Diddy had a little buzz a few months back, but the most we've heard about Trina since then is when that weird video with a couple of her nudes leaked online. That's definitely not a good sign. I think Trina will land somewhere in between 30-60k.

Toni Braxton - Pulse
I'm not really sure what to expect from this project, so I'm gonna guess somewhere in between 20-40k first week.

Bone Thugs - Uni5
I'm not even positive of Bones' status or how many members are even in the group anymore, but the the album is still called "Uni5," so I guess we'll hear from all of them. This record has absolutely 0 buzz going so I'm guessing in the 15-35k range.

8Ball & MJG
8Ball & MJG have never really gotten the respect they deserve, and unfortunately they probably still won't. Not much, if any, money was put into their project again, so again it will flop, and that's a damn shame. I'm guessing somewhere in the 8-20k range.

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May 03, 2010

Happy Birthday, Me!

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