STFU Award: Nick Cannon

By now I'm sure you've all either heard about or read the Nick Cannon essay blog where he's going at Eminem for talking about Mariah and himself on Bagpipes From Baghdad (I'm not gonna re-post it, you can click here if you wanna read it). Though I agree with Nick in principal (can't get too mad at a man for defending his wife), I'm gonna have to say this: STOP IT! Nigga, your wife is MARIAH CAREY, people are gonna always talk about her crazy ass. Are you gonna throw a hissy fit and threaten people every time someone says something about her?? Again, she's Mariah Carey! I fucking' HATE when people act like nobody should talk about someone that's a freakin' international celebrity. Nick, like you said, she's been famous for like 20 years now, people are gonna talk about her, get over it. On another note, I'd hate to have seen what Nick would've done if he was married to her back when "Glitter" came out lol.

The other thing I had a HUGE problem with was Nick making it seem like Em was attacking black women by going at Mariah. Nick, again, STOP IT! Most people didn't even know she was half black until you mentioned it. Mariah does not, and has not identified with black people at any point in her career. I dare somebody to give me one example where Mariah took a stand for a black issue. I'll help you out: There aren't any! In fact, the only time Mariah even associates with black people is when she needs a hit. Yeah she'll go get Diddy or JD or Bone Thugs or Boyz II Men when its time to make a hit, but when its time to shoot the video its ALWAYS a white guy playing her love interest. ALWAYS! So Nick, don't give us this bullshit and try to play the race card. Just don't!

This part really pissed me off. I just hate when people wanna be white except for when being black is more convenient. Like Paul Mooney says, "Everybody wanna be a nigga, but don't nobody wanna be a nigga." STFU Nick Cannon.