1) Max B Gets 75 Years In Prison
Welp so much for a rap career.
Question: Does Jim Jones gets his money back for bailing Max out that time since he just ended up in jail anyway??
I never been to jail before so I don't know how the bail/bond thing works, but I think he should get back at least some of it. Right??
2) Busta Rhymes Announces The Name Of His Next Album
The new album is gonna be called The Chemo because "We're coming to kill the cancer in music." Busta Rhymes clearly never heard his last album lol.
3) Mike Epps To Host 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards
I know Lil Duval was lobbying for the job a couple days ago on Twitter, but BET gave it to Mike Epps anyway. I ain't mad at Epps, I hope he brings the funny.
What I am mad at though is the Hip-Hop Awards being in Atlanta still. That makes no sense! Its like having an anti-child molesting seminar in the back of a van with no windows.
4) Jin Becomes A Christian Rapper
After I saw that picture of him on his MySpace on some emo shit a year or so back, I figured it'd come out that he was becoming a homo rapper. Nope, he's a Christian rapper now instead. I ain't mad at that. In fact, as long as he promises to never make a song like Fill In The Blanks again he can be whatever kinda rapper he wants. Damn that shit was terrible lol.
5) The Green/White Ranger Wants To Fight MMA
Fuck this story, I wanna talk about that flute/dagger the green ranger used to have! What ever happened to that thing?? Do they still sell them anywhere?? I tell you what, if I could find one, I'd buy that shit right the hell now! I don't even know what I'd do with it (kinda like when I bought my nunchucks and sais) but I just want it. Somebody price it for me, I'd appreciate it lol.