NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I regret to inform you that this picture is a fake. That's right, fake, phony, ersatz! Here's the original. Sigh. I knew those titties were just too good to be true. And to think, I was actually considering listening to California Gurls...okay, no I wasn't.
Damn, this pisses me off because I didn't bother doing the extensive research and examination on this pic as I've done on others, such as the Rihanna nudes. I studied those pics for hours! I admit, I dropped the ball here, sorry. I blame MTV.
Anyway, thanks to my friend and yours, Bill Simmons, for setting me straight.
(Side note: Being insulted by one of your heroes is quite the overrated experience. I mean, once I saw Bill Simmons had been on my website I was excited, but once I read what he wrote I felt about 20% of what he felt when Clemens left the Red Sox. Oh well, I'm just some guy with a website.)
(Side side note: Fuck that side note, it's still pretty awesome Simmons was on my website! ...Well, if that was really Simmons. I've been duped once, I don't wanna make it a habit.)
Look at those titties, son! Who knew Katy Perry was working with all that?? No wonder she was able to tame Russell Brand from being a "professional prostitute" lol. I still don't think she should've been #1 on Maxim Hot 100 list, but those juggies would at least make me consider it now....I'd still say someone else should've been #1, but it's the thought that counts, right? Right.
Okay, that is all. Hopefully a sex tape follows.