BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

December 18, 2008

Why???: Tebow Thinking About NFL??

I was just reading this story about Tim Tebow being curious about where he'd go in the '09 draft if he decided to leave early, and I just wanted to say: Tim, don't do it! Unless you plan on converting to fullback, you will NOT see the field on an NFL team. Even sadder than that, after his great collegiate career, he probably won't even be a high draft pick.

Just stay in school Tim. You're a hero in Gainesville and a legend in college football history. Why mess that up?? Go back, try to win a 3rd national title (he'll win his 2nd Jan. 8th), and 2nd Heisman next year. After that, you can enter the draft if you want, but don't go messing up your legend by leaving too early when you're not wanted.

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Yankees Introduce Sabathia And Burnett


I hope this shit works because they probably over paid for both of them. I'm sure they could've signed that nigga that threw his shoes at Bush for much less lol.

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NFL Playoff Clinching Scenarios For Week 16

Okay, obviously I'm gonna start off with the Cowboys and work my way down lol.

Dallas can clinch a playoff spot with:

  • a win and EITHER:
    • a Philadelphia loss or tie and an Atlanta loss OR
    • a Philadelphia loss or tie and a Chicago loss or tie and a Tampa Bay loss OR
    • an Atlanta loss and a Chicago loss or tie and a Tampa Bay loss
Atlanta can clinch a playoff berth with:
  • a win and a Tampa Bay loss and EITHER:
    • a Philadelphia loss OR
    • a Dallas loss
On thing me, Tye, and Lowkey will all have in common this weekend is that we'll all be rooting against Tampa and Philly lol. Anyway, for more playoff clinching scenarios just...
Indianapolis can clinch a playoff berth with EITHER:
  • a win OR
  • a tie and a New England loss or tie OR
  • a tie and a Baltimore loss or tie OR
  • a tie and a Miami loss or tie and a N.Y. Jets loss or tie OR
  • a Baltimore loss and a Miami loss or tie OR
  • a Baltimore loss and a New England loss OR
  • a Baltimore loss and a N.Y. Jets loss or tie OR
  • a New England loss and a Miami loss or tie OR
  • a New England loss and a N.Y. Jets loss or tie OR
  • a Miami loss and a N.Y. Jets loss and Indianapolis clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over N.Y. Jets
Denver can clinch the AFC West division title with EITHER:
  • a win or tie OR
  • a San Diego loss or tie
Minnesota can clinch the NFC North division title with EITHER:
  • a win OR
  • a Minnesota tie and a Chicago loss or tie OR
  • a Chicago loss
Carolina can clinch a playoff spot with EITHER:
  • a Dallas loss or tie OR
  • an Atlanta loss or tie OR
  • a Tampa Bay loss or tie
Tampa Bay can clinch a playoff berth with:
  • a win and an Atlanta loss and EITHER:
    • a Philadelphia loss or tie OR
    • a Dallas loss or tie
If you wanna know what's going on with your team if you already clinched, click here.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/18/08

Wow, 5 new albums rolled out that week and not one made the top 10! Interesting. Looks like Taylor Swift's Fearless is back on top of thangs on the Billboard 200 after posting +29% this week and selling 248,800. Britney's Circus falls 1-2 with 200,100 sold and Beyonce's I Am... Sasha Fierce stays put at #3 with a 4% increase and 159,200 sold. Ya' boy, Kanye West, and his 808s & Heartbreak falls 4-6 with 126,800 sold. Only one top 10 causality this week and that's Akon's Freedom which called 7-18.

The top 10 is all about 4 people this week: Beyonce, T.I., Britney Spears, and Kanye West. That's basically it lol. All 4 of them have 2 songs in the top 10 which only leaves room for 2 other artists (Lady GaGa and Katy Perry). I can't guarantee anything, but I'm pretty sure this is the 1st time 4 different artists have had at least 2 single in the top 10 each, all at once.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Taylor Swift - Fearless (2-1)
2. Britney Spears - Circus (1-2)
3. Beyonce - I Am...Sasha Fierce (3-3)
4. Nickelback - Dark Horse (5-4)
5. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (6-5)

6. Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak (4-6)
7. Various Artists - Now! 29 (9-7)
8. AC/DC - Black Ice (11-8)
9. Various Artist - High School Musical 3 sdtk (8-9)
10. David Cook - David Cook (10-10)

  • Beating out both Common and Brandy is Musiq Soulchild's onmyradio at #11 with 91,500 sold. Who would've thunk it?? lol.
  • Right after that is Common's Universal Mind Control at #12 with 81,700 (got that one right) copies sold in its first week.
  • A few more spots down from that is Brandy's new album Human which debuted at #15 with 72,800 sold.
  • Avant's self-titled 5th album came in at #26 with 52,000 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (2-1)
2. T.I. - Live Your Life (1-2)
3. Lady GaGa - Just Dance (4-3)
4. Britney Spears - Circus (3-4)
5. T.I. - Whatever You Like (5-5)
6. Britney Spears - Womanizer (10-6)
7. Kanye West - Heartless (16-7)
8. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (7-8)
9. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy (6-9)
10. Kanye West - Love Lockdown (8-10)
  • Maybe there's hope for this new Brandy project after all. Her single Right Here (Departed) finally starts to show signs of life by jumping 19 spots 53-34 after 14 weeks on the charts.
  • Jamie Foxx's T.I. featured single, Just Like Me, finally debuts at #75 this week.

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Young Jeezy Feat. Shawty Redd - Who Dat?

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Charles Hamilton - Brooklyn Girls Video

Here's that lame nigga Hamilton:

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Okay, So He's Back Again??

After reports of Pacman being out for the year, and at least one saying his career may be over, Mr. Adam Jones was back at practice Wednesday and getting ready to play against the Ravens Saturday. I don't know if that's good or bad news, but good for Adam.

Tony Romo practiced, but is still bothered by that bruised back from being kneed against the Giants. He's still expected to play, but will continue to take treatment. Whatever we do we just can't let Brad Johnson get in the game lol. Marion Barber did not practice yesterday, but with the emergence of Tashard Choice, I'm more willing to let Marion rest. He was not anywhere near 100% last week and we're gonna need him if we get to the playoffs.

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December 17, 2008

Babs Bunny - Clap Like This Freestyle

Hey, my girl Babs is still living! That's great because I used to love Da Band (speaking of them, why did they never put that season on DVD?? MTV is fuckin' up).


What's up with the frilly skirt?? She looks like Jim Carrey at Shady Acres mental hospital on the 1st Ace Ventura lol. Well either way its good to see she still hasn't given up on Hip-Hop.

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Marbury Attends Knicks/Lakers Game As Fan

You gotta love it! The picture above is exiled Knickerbocker Stephon Marbury talking to reporters at halftime of the Knicks game...in LA! And he wasn't just at the game, he was courtside, a few seats down from Spike Lee. He isn't a Knick anymore so he had to buy his own ticket, but seeing that the Knicks are paying him millions to stay away I'm sure he didn't mind lol. This move was so gangsta and though the media wants to call him a fool, I think he's a genius. In a recession he's getting paid to NOT go to work! Can life get any better for one man?? I think not lol.

Check out the quote of the day, courtesy of the man himself: "I didn't create this, this is all their doing. I'm still earning my check by doing nothing. I'm staying in shape. My mind-set is to enjoy my life."

I so envy you Steph lol.

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Real World Brooklyn Trailer



How do you have Real World Brooklyn with one black person and one Spanish person?? That makes no sense. Its fuckin' Brooklyn! I hope a couple of these white people are Italians or I'm gonna be pissed. All the best Real World seasons had at least one black guy from Seattle to New York to Las Vegas to Denver to Hollywood, there was always at least one black guy. On the wacker seasons like Paris, Sydney, and Key West coincidently there were zero black dudes. You do the math.

Well lets wish the best for these guys anyway because these fuckers have a lot to live up to following the greatness that was Hollywood. Oh, and I don't know if you noticed, but there are 8 cast members this time (six freakin' white people...SIX!!!). I don't know why, but there just is.

The Real World: Brooklyn starts January 7th, 2009.

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Cowboys/Giants Game Draws Record 23.1 Million Viewers

Can you believe it, 23.1 million people tuned in to watch us beat down the Midgets Giants?? This is why we're always on TV, we do numbers, baby! If you remember back in Week 2, when we played the Eagles, we made cable history on MNF. Too bad we'll be on NFL Network Saturday, but whatever.

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December 16, 2008

T.O.'s Interview With Stephen A. Smith

Here's T.O. straightening things out from last week.



I knew all that mess was completely overblown. Nothing against Ed Werder, but his report was bullshit lol.

Catch Michael Irvin's reaction to all the mess after the jump.


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5 Pro Bowlers For The Cowboys

Yep, just 5 this times after sending 13 last year. Well here are the 5 Cowboys that made it: DeMarcus Ware (no brainer), Jay Ratliff, Leonard Davis, Jason Witten, and Andre Gurode. That's right, no Romo! No Barber either, but with him the top 4 rushers in the league all in the NFC, I'm not surprised.

Anyway, click here for the full list of Pro Bowlers. No major snubs this year (though you could make an argument for Phillip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger, and Tony Romo).

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