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August 29, 2012

Mr. Ghetto Arrested, Out On Bond


Wow. Thank goodness he's out on bond...but I'm still gonna get my "Free Mr. Ghetto" shirt ready just in case. Hell, I might even change my fantasy team name Free Mr. Ghetto? It's a thought.

Anyway, check out Mr. Ghetto talking about his situation here.

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July 27, 2012

INN: 13 Year-Old Rapper Highlights Why I Hate Niggas

If you thought the Booty Pop kid was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Black people, prepare yourself to feel the sudden urge to abandon your race.


I hate niggas, I swear. Like for real, this isn't even funny, it's just fucking sad and disgusting.

I felt bad about all the shootings and killings in Chicago recently, but hell, maybe it's for the best?

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July 08, 2012

INN: Booty Pop, Strawberry & Wheelchair Grindin!


Sigh.

If I told you I could look out of my window and see the pool this video was shot at, would you believe me? Well sadly, it's true, but at least I had nothing to do with it. Florida is fuckin' up! I pray this was done in the name of comedy.


Again I say, Florida is fuckin' up! Oh well, at least this one wasn't shot outside of my window. I guess I can hang my hat on that.

Speaking of hanging onto things, Strawberry needs to hang onto a diet. At the very least, she needs to hang onto a new wardrobe because not one article of clothing she's wearing is made for her body type.


What the entire fucking fuck?!

All I can say is at least this didn't happen in Florida.

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April 11, 2012

Sweet Brown Has No Time For Bronchitis


First off, I'm gonna go ahead and set the over/under on calls made to Sweet Brown by Tosh.0 staffers at 250. Second, this quite possibly may be the funniest thing I've seen so far in 2012! I actually posted this yesterday on Facebook, but I can't stop watching it and showing it to people. I love me some Sweet Brown!

(Side note: How is the guy who posted this video already partnered with only 340 subscribers?? And that's 340 subscribers right now after 515,000 views of this Sweet Brown video (roughly 80% of his total video views), there's no telling how many he had before. Screw it, I'm gonna go re-apply!)

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February 21, 2012

INN: The 7 Year-Old Booty Bounce Rapper


I can't decide what's sadder, this or the original version they shot last year. Niggas, niggas, niggas.

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January 04, 2012

The Dumbest Tweets Of 2011




This is just so fucking classic! Why didn't I think of this? Yeah, you're right, I'm far too lazy.

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October 13, 2011

Plies - Just (The Tip) (feat. Jeremih & Ludacris)


I know I'm late on this song, but what the fuck? Plies is sooooo ass! Seriously, what is wrong with this nigga, and why won't he just kill his damn self already? And you know the worst part? Outside of the retarded concept, this song wouldn't even be all that bad minus Plies. You know you've hit rock bottom when that's the case.... and also when I hear your song and think "That would've been a good idea for a Young Real Nigga song."

Oh well, at least the height of his career has passed and we're close living the rest of day Plies-free.

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August 27, 2011

The Heart Attack

From the creator of the Walmart song, comes the Heart Attack dance! Oh, you're gonna LOVE this one!

(And of course by "love" I mean hate with a passion.)


Remember when Atlanta was the shithole of the South? Well right now New Orleans is making a strong push for the "whatever the exact opposite of crown is." The aforementioned Walmart song, Hunny Bun, Lil Wayne spitting possibly the weakest bars ever directed at Jay-Z (or any other legend for that matter), and now this shit. These niggas are making me regret my sympathy over Katrina.

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August 03, 2011

INN: Magnolia Rhome - Hunny Bun


There I was, minding my own business, watching this Shake Team video when this nigga Magnolia Rhome appeared. He was singing some godawful piece of crap called Hunny Bun, so I decided to investigate, and the video above is what I found.

Wow.

Forget the old ladies and bad body bitches, what in the FUCK were those little girls doing in the video?? How is this not child pornography, or at the least, child abuse? One of those little girls was bending over and showing her panties! Take it from a guy that's seen his fair share of gross shit, that shit was fucking gross!

Now, I don't normally agree with most of the videos YouTube decides to take down, but this should definitely be one of them. I hate to knock a young artist trying to do their thing (okay, no I don't), but this video is pedophile paradise and these Decepticons must be stopped!

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June 30, 2011

INN: Turn Right USA Makes The Most Racist Ever

I'm not quick draw on the Race Card, but gotdamn. Part of me feels like this is an elaborate joke that is working, and the other part of me feels embarrassed. (Okay, I won't lie, a small part of me is disappointed they didn't get a white girl with rhythm and some ass (shots) to play the stripper.) But that's not the point!

Well hopefully it is a joke, but I just...I just...I just don't know anymore.

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May 18, 2011

Mr. Ghetto - Walmart


Niggas man, niggas.

Whatever, I don't know if this dude was serious or not (I hope...no, I pray not), but I'm not even gonna sit here and lie like a didn't enjoy the fuck out of this video. This is ghetto to the 10th power, but damn them N.O. hoes be gettin' it! Fuck this nigga, give me more of them!

The girls go by the name Shake Team (I know, original), and they're on Facebook and YouTube. Unfortunately, they only have one video though. Well, I'm subscribing to their channel, so if they post some more ass, you'll see it here first.

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February 19, 2011

INN: Lady - Yankin


Isn't this the same hoodrat that rapped over Goonette last year? How did we let her release more music after that? Damn we're fuckin' up!

Anyway, excuse me, your pussy be yankin? What does that even mean? Is it even safe? Should I wear 2 condoms? Is your basicness contagious?

This song and video are just all types of awful. I'm glad Plies was able to find his ig'nant ass female equivalent (I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote this coon ass shit), but that's terrible news for us and our ears. This song/video even surpasses a L.A.M.E. Award nomination. This shit is waaaaay worse than lame. I mean, drinking Four Lokos out of champagne glasses with bags over Flaming Hot Cheetos Fries on the table? Does is get any more basic than that? The basic bar has been risen as far as I'm concerned.

The only saving grace were the fine ass bitches in the video, but even that couldn't get me to click on play again.

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January 13, 2011

Ice Cream Mane: The Face Of Retardation In America

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What. The. Fuck?

Wait, before we try to answer that million dollar question, please find a mental disability foundation and make a donation to it. $1, $2, $5, whatever you can give, please do.

Not in the giving mood?? Here, take a close-up look at the atrocity that is this man's face:

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Just look at the retardation in his eyes, and the permanent symbol of his condition on his face. He has an ice cream cone, with blue ice cream scoops on it, red lightning bolts shooting out of it, and "Brrr" written across it...on his face! Forever! If that doesn't make you want to donate, I don't know what will.

Don't you feel sorry for Gucci Ice Cream Mane?? His life is clearly barreling out of control. This is like a fucked up, Hip-Hop version of what lead Mike Tyson to get a tattoo on his face, only instead of being at the top of his profession, Ice Cream is at the bottom. Speaking of the bottom, the only way this tattoo could've been more retarded is if the ice cream cone was upside down.

Where is this Mane's friends?? Where is this Mane's family?? As far as I'm concerned, this is a cry for help more so than evidence of his mental challenged-ness. I mean, we already knew he was retarded, but who knew he was crazy too? That's like a cherry on the top of a shitty life sundae, or in this case, ice cream cone.

Well, hopefully somebody gets this Mane some help. And also, hopefully that same person makes sure every studio in the state of Georgia gets a restraining order against him stating that he can't step within 50 feet of one or he'll be arrested. It'd only be right.

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January 08, 2011

AHHHHH! She's A Drunken, Naked Monster!


I've been known to not support Nicki Minaj at times, but if she's gonna be making hoes get naked, I'm fully behind that. Especially relatively good looking hoes. In the past I've discussed Nicki possibly having the ugliest fan base outside of Lady Gaga, but this chick ain't bad at all. Decent tits, nice-ish ass, doesn't appear to be facial challenged. Hell, I'd smash. In real life she's probably about a 7, but compared to some of Nicki's other fans, she's closer to a 12 on the scale of 1-10.

On another note, wassup with homegirl in the white shirt facing the wall?? She doesn't even flinch for the duration of the video. How often does this chick strip naked and rap like a maniac to the point she's totally unphased by it?? Welp, hopefully she wasn't dead.

So, how long before she realizes this is her thing, and she does another one?? Just a guess, but I'm thinking it'll be to Roman's Revenge. Hopefully she'll give her friend (the one that's actually paying attention) a shot to get naked and rap too. Yeah, she might now look like much sitting there on the floor, but check her out, she's a looker! A lot of "I wouldn't mind her carrying my seed" potential with that friend.

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January 05, 2011

INN: O.J. Mayo & Tony Allen Fight On Team Flight

Memphis Grizzlies' Tony Allen (9), walking with teammate  Zach Randolph (50), reacts after turning over the ball during the fourth quarter of an NBA basketball game against the San Antonio Spurs, Saturday, Dec. 18, 2010, in San Antonio. San Antonio won 112-106 in overtime.
Today in Ignant Nigga News, Memphis Grizzlies' swing players (pun intended) O.J. Mayo and Tony Allen had an on-flight fight Monday. Apparently the 2 were playing cards (Bill Simmons is right, all of these NBA fights and feuds are over either card games or women), O.J. loss, Tony asked for his money, O.J. said fuck that, Tony said aight, O.J. kept talking shit, and Tony proceeded to swell up O.J.'s face.

The card game they were playing?? Boo-Ray. Sound familiar? Well it should, Boo-Ray is the same game Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were playing that lead to the infamous guns in the locker room scandal last year.

(Side note: Am I the only one surprised O.J. Mayo and Tony Allen weren't T'd up for this?? David Stern already outlawed his players from showing emotion, so I don't see why this should be any different just because it happened in the sky. I mean, what will corporate sponsors and fans think of the league if players show signs of life?? Assess the tech, the $35,000 fine, and let's move on with our (hopefully) emotionless lives.)

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December 24, 2010

INN: Don't Cum In Me


I've had this video saved in my Firefox tabs for a few weeks now, searching for the right words to say about it. Is it possible that this song is so unconscionably ignorant that it rendered me speechless?? Why, yes it quite possibly is.

What kind of low-life, skeezy, slut bucket of a bitch would even agree to participate in this foolishness?? I mean, anonymously (terribly) singing the hook to a song is one thing, but then you have your face shown in the video?? That's just dumb.

Somebody should inform her that she can't sing, and she ain't gonna make it, so she's probably gonna have to get a job one day. And something tells me singing about this alternative form of contraception isn't something most potential employers are looking for.

I think that pretty much wraps things up. Now all that's left is to wait to pay for these ignorant fucks to reproduce, if they haven't started already (and I'm sure they have).

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October 07, 2010

INN: Wiz Khalifa Says He May Spend $10,000 A Month On Weed


I fuck with Wiz and all, but c'mon son, fuck outta here with that bullshit! Besides the fact that he's not getting that kinda money (I usually don't like counting other people's money but it was necessary here), it's not humanly possible to smoke $10,000 worth of weed in a month. Snoop Dogg can't even smoke $10,000 worth of weed in a month. To smoke that much weed you'd have to do nothing ALL day long and smoke constantly. If he's doing that, then he most definitely can't afford it because that means he's not working.

I will give Wiz credit for being original and coming up with a new rapper lie instead of recycling oldies like "I'm getting [insert ridiculous amount] per show" or "I feel like this is my best album yet." Look out for Soulja Boy or KiD CuDi to up the ante and tell us they spend what Wiz spends on weed each week on cocaine.

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October 05, 2010

INN: CViXxXeN - I'm Fucking Your Nigga


I haven't posted any straight ignant ass music in awhile, so this was LONG overdue. Here's the mp3, if for some reason you're interested.

Aight, so the artist's name is CViXxXeN, and this classy young lady is fucking your nigga and doesn't care who knows. According to CViXxXeN's bio, her goal is to "empower women through her music," so fucking their men is definitely a positive step in that direction.

Fuck it, where are all my DJ's at?? We need to get a mashup of this track and Riskay's timeless classic Smell Yo Dick! We could call it "Let Me Smell Yo Dick Because CViXxXeN Is Fucking My Nigga." Who wouldn't be checking for that one?! Somebody make this happen!

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August 20, 2010

Rudy Moise For Congress Music Video


I initially heard the radio commercial version of this on 99 Jamz this morning, and the first thing i thought about was when Will "authorized a few last minute changes" on Uncle Phil's campaign commercial.

I pray Rudy Moise had nothing to do with this.

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April 29, 2010

INN: The Dick Slang


LMAO!

Nigga! If this ain't the funniest, most gayest shit I've ever posted, I don't know what is. These niggas CAN'T be serious, right?? Like, they did this so we'd point, laugh, and call them gay on purpose, and not to start a real dance crave, correct?? The sheer gayness of this is too overwhelming for me to even go any further. Dead!

(Side note: I didn't do any research, but I'd put money on these niggas being from Atlanta. Oh, and if it turns on they're from Florida, I think I'll just jump off a building in embarrassment.)

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