On some real nigga shit, I'm tired of these NBA niggas disrespecting Lauderdale's own Brandon Knight. First Kyrie Irving and not this?! Fuck the world!
March 11, 2013
DeAndre Jordan Has No Love For Brandon Knight
February 21, 2013
February 13, 2013
February 08, 2013
Skip Bayless Begs LeBron To Enter Dunk Contest
I'm with skip, just ball up and enter this thing already! ...Though I'm sure it's already too late.
February 06, 2013
January 29, 2013
The Miami Heat Visit The White House
How could you not love LeBron James?
Also, that Obama #44 Heat jersey was looking pretty dope!
January 26, 2013
Fan Hits Half Court Hook Shot For $75,000
...And gets tackled by LeBron James. Quite a half court hooker indeed, Eric Reid.
Oh, and this shot was also #1 on the NBA's top 10 plays of last night!
Lastly, shout out to Brian Grant and Eddie Jones who were also honored last night at the Heat game. I encourage you to check out Brian's website and read about his story. If you weren't aware, he suffers from Parkinson's and he started a foundation for awareness and research.
January 23, 2013
The Scallenge: Round 1
The White Mamba, bitch!
Best line of this video: "...But the question is does he have the speed, does he have the quickness to take on the Vanilla Godzilla."
Gayest line in this video: "His length really bothered me. It was hard, and his size down low; wasn't easy to maneuver him down there."
Speaking of gay, doesn't Matt Tomaszewski kinda resemble Dustin Zito from "The Real World: Las Vegas," aka Fratpad? I say yes.
January 18, 2013
The Scallenge Sneak Peak
And in addition to spanking these fools on the court in the Scallenge, the White Mamba is now on Twitter! Go follow him @Scalabrine.
December 10, 2012
December 05, 2012
Kobe Bryant Becomes 5th Player To Score 30,000 Points
Welp, only 2,276 more to catch Jordan.

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New Orleans Hornets Changing Nickname To Pelicans
The logo above is not a prototype for New Orleans' future logo. It actually belongs to a Finnish hockey team called the Lahti Pelicans, but I'm sure sure their logo will be equally as lame, which is why going from the Hornets to the Pelicans is completely retardede. I understand that the brown pelican is Louisiana's state bird and it's represented on everything from their flag to their quarter, but that doesn't stop it from being a dumb fucking idea.
If I played for New Orleans, I'd want no part of being a Pelican. In fact, if I was Anthony Davis, I'd ask for a trade yesterday. Hell, I'd rather them nickname the team the 'Brows over something as corny as the Pelicans. I'm sorry, pelicans just aren't cool and no one is coming to see the Pelicans.
David Stern has to veto this for basketball reasons, right? If he can video the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers, why can't he veto this name trade? Or least tell the Jazz they have a season to give New Orleans it's name back. Something! I'm just so...I don't even know. This is just such a fail all the way around.
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December 03, 2012
LeBron James Named SI's Sportsman Of The Year
Anyway, here's LeBron speaking on the honor:
Not sure how or why LeBron was "very shocked" by winning this (read first paragraph), but whatever, congrats.
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November 25, 2012
Harrison Barnes Destroys Nikola Pekovic
Goodness. Goodness, goodness, goodness. Shout out to DeMarcus Cousins too, but goodness.
November 21, 2012
NBA Debuts Wack New Jerseys For Christmas
Love the commercial, hate the jerseys.
Whether it's the weird throwbacks (Pittsburgh Steelers, Miami Heat, etc.), lame alternates (Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, etc.), the Oregon Ducks change color combination every weekend, or these abominations, why can't they just leave the damn uniforms alone??
November 12, 2012
Lakers Hire Phil Jackson Mike D'Antoni
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November 03, 2012
Uncle Drew: Chapter 2
Great video (again), but goodness their old men voices were awful lol. They should have had Bill Russell do voiceovers instead of making a cameo.
On another note, watching this video makes me sad that Kevin Love is out with that hand injury. You may or may not have known this, but once upon a time Kevin Garnett was my favorite player and Minnesota was my favorite team. Then he got traded to Boston (a team I've always hated) and I started rooting on my #2 team (Miami) full time, but a soft spot for Minnesota remained. That's why I campaigned for Bill Simmons to become their GM in '09 and was so disappointed when they stupidly drafted Jonny Flynn over Steph Curry. Oh well, I just hope Big Love is back and healthy soon.
October 31, 2012
Random News Shit: NBA Players Gettin' PAID Edition
And if his performance last night (37 points, 12 assists, 6 rebounds, and 4 steals) is any indicator, he's worth every dime. How crazy would it be if Harden kept this up and started over Russell Westbrook in the All-Star game or challenged Kevin Durant for the scoring title? OKC fans would be sooooo pissed and it would be hilarious!
2) Warriors Give Stephen Curry 4-Year/$44 Million Deal
If you've followed me for awhile, you know I'm a big Steph Curry fan, so I'm happy to hear this, I just hope his ankle holds up and he doesn't become the modern day Grant Hill.
3) Jrue Holiday Gets $41 Million Extension From Pistons
Seems like a lot, but the kid can ball, so I'm good with it.
4) DeMar DeRozan Signs $40 Million Extension With Raptors
Hopefully some of that money is for him getting robbed in the 2011 Slam Dunk Contest. Hey, does this mean he's now richer than his college teammate Lil Romeo? I think it might.
5) Bulls & Taj Gibson Agree On $38 Million Extension
What a steal! Taj is clearly better than Carlos Boozer, and he got a max deal. Taj might've wanted to consider testing free agency.
6) Knicks-Nets Game Postponed
Damn, now I guess I gotta watch that dreadful Chiefs-Chargers game. Fuck!
October 28, 2012
OKC Trades James Harden To Houston
Houston gets James Harden, Cole Aldrich, Daequan Cook, and Lazar Hayward; OKC gets Kevin Martin and Jeremy Lamb, two first-round picks and a second-round pick.
Initially the winner looks like Houston because they got the best player, but upon further review, the big winner is the Los Angeles Lakers. Now instead of having to go through OKC's Big 3, they now only have to go through OKC's Big 2.5. Hell, maybe even Big 2.25, so yeah, the Lakers are definitely the prime beneficiaries of this deal.
Do you know who the big loser is? The funniness of this picture. R.I.P.
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