Shyne Calls Kendrick Lamar's Album 'Trash'

Remember when people couldn't wait for Shyne to get out of prison? Man, I wish we could have that one back. Anyway, let's see how Shyne put his yarmulke in his mouth today.

At first I was gonna bash Shyne in this post (and I hold out the right to bash him at a later date), but he's so clearly just a lonely ass nigga begging for attention that I'm gonna pass. No one (including Shyne) thinks good kid, m.A.A.d. city is trash, but everyone knows no one cares about Shyne.

Think about it, who's checking for Shyne right now? Is anybody you know hoping to hear more of this from a rapper that looks like this? Fuck no! A dead bee has more buzz than Shyne does right now, that's why he went after Rick Ross, Diddy, and Drake 2 weeks ago, and that's why he tweeted this bullshit tonight; he's lonely and badly needs attention. Why else would the creator of this lash out at an album everyone agrees is either classic or damn near it?

Now, I would tell you to go download Shyne's garbage ass Gangland mixtape so he doesn't kill himself because of loneliness and depression, but really, how bad of a thing would that be? Again, think about it.

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The Game Reveals Jesus Piece Album Cover

Remember when I posted that The Game was dropping a new album called Jesus Piece this winter? Well here's the uber blasphemous cover, which features "Jesus" rocking a Jesus piece, red bandana, and tattooed tear.

I don't know who The Game prays too, but this definitely isn't the same Jesus I pray to. My Jesus isn't a gang banger. And why is this black Jesus (the only thing accurate on this cover) wearing a white Jesus piece? Whatever, this cover is just screams "Hell's first round first pick," so I'm just gonna leave it alone...until the L.A.M.E. Awards, of course.

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INN: 13 Year-Old Rapper Highlights Why I Hate Niggas

If you thought the Booty Pop kid was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Black people, prepare yourself to feel the sudden urge to abandon your race.


I hate niggas, I swear. Like for real, this isn't even funny, it's just fucking sad and disgusting.

I felt bad about all the shootings and killings in Chicago recently, but hell, maybe it's for the best?

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Are We Sure Chief Keef Isn't Retarded?

I'm just saying, are we positive?

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INN: Booty Pop, Strawberry & Wheelchair Grindin!

Sigh.

If I told you I could look out of my window and see the pool this video was shot at, would you believe me? Well sadly, it's true, but at least I had nothing to do with it. Florida is fuckin' up! I pray this was done in the name of comedy.


Again I say, Florida is fuckin' up! Oh well, at least this one wasn't shot outside of my window. I guess I can hang my hat on that.

Speaking of hanging onto things, Strawberry needs to hang onto a diet. At the very least, she needs to hang onto a new wardrobe because not one article of clothing she's wearing is made for her body type.


What the entire fucking fuck?!

All I can say is at least this didn't happen in Florida.

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"Lark Voorhies" Seems A Bit Different...

I still say this ghoulish, ashy faced beast is an imposter, but I felt obligated to post this regardless.

I'm so sad I can't unsee this.

See, I told y'all that was an imposter! Here is my boo Lark looking normal with some make-up artist dude.

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Charles Barkley In A Dress

I meant to post this yesterday, but isn't this turrible? This shit coupled with kissing Dick Bavetta on the mouth a few years back has really got me wondering about Chuck's sexuality.

(Side note: Doesn't Chuck in drag kinda like Tami Roman from Basketball Wives? No disrespect to Tami, she's the only reason I still watch Basketball Wives at this point, but it's true lol.)

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R. Kelly Is Bringing Trapped In The Closet Back

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Malice Changes His Rap Name To... No Malice!

You may remember last month I posted a video with Malice of the Clipse saying he was going to be changing his rap name and he kept his word. Now the Re-Up Gang rapper is going by No Malice. That's right, no joke, his new rap name is really No Malice. I know, I know, creative.

Well much like Mos Def and The Game before him, he will still remain Malice to me and on FiyahMuZik.com.

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50 Tyson - Hold You Down

What the fucking fuck??

I'm just gonna let this ride for now, but there is much to be discussed about this video tomorrow. Join me, won't you?

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INN: The 7 Year-Old Booty Bounce Rapper

I can't decide what's sadder, this or the original version they shot last year. Niggas, niggas, niggas.

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Mama Jones - Psychotic Video

What the fucking fuck? Is this supposed to be funny, scary, cool, what? I'm just so confused right now. Jim Jones, please come get your moms.

Now excuse me while I go thank the Lord I have a normal mother that would never do this in a million years.

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Why???: Antoine Dodson Sings Now

First Amber Rose, now Antoine Dodson. I wish non-musical people would just stay in their lane and stop torturing us. Isn't there enough shitty artists out? We really needed 2 new ones that aren't even really artists and have 0 singing ability within the first 40 days of 2012? Word?

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Oh Lord, MTV Is Bringing This Lame Ass Shit Back

You would think after like 4 or 5 straight years of fucking up the Hottest Rappers list they would give it up, but no, not MTV. Go ahead and brace yourself for another super wrong struggle list at some point in February.

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Why???: Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose Acting

I ain't mad at Wiz for trying to get his act on, but this shit was terrible. I mean, I'm no Johnny Depp myself, but shit! Also, this is why you shouldn't get your whole body tattooed, because while there were black cowboys in the wild west, I highly doubt they were tatted up.

On the bright side, at least Master P would be proud. Or at least this little girl from Master P's movie "Uncle P" would. Either way.

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Loser Rapper: "Wiz Stole My Song!"

If you hadn't heard, the creator of this audio atrocity called Pink N Yellow, is suing Wiz Khalifa for $2.3 million for stealing his song.

Sigh.

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Kyla Pratt's Baby Daddy Wants You To "Do The Supahead"

Thank goodness this didn't come out any time between 2005 and 2007 when Superhead was relevant because this might've actually become a hit. It would still be terrible regardless, but it would've at least had a chance back then. Bullet dodged.

Anyway, yes, this is fine ass Kyla Pratt's baby daddy, and yes, her not only fucking, but also having a baby by this lame ass nigga dramatically lowers the value of her pussy. Bad times.

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Why???: Bizarre Gets A Nicki Minaj Tattoo

If you don't want to watch the whole video (which I'm sure you don't), just skip to 7:48.

I want to fuck Nicki Minaj too, but this is just plain retarded. And I know retarded is his whole schtick, but how does this he Bizzy at all? Obviously it's not gonna make Nicki fuck him, but it also isn't wild enough to get him any real buzz going. If you're a rapper and doing something doesn't get you pussy or money, then why do it? Exxxxactly!

Oh well, at least we have an early leader in the club house for Lamest Tattoo on next year's L.A.M.E. Awards.

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Common Finally Acknowledges Dissing Drake

I'm still a huge Common fan, but I don't love how he came off in this video. I still don't get the point of his rant on Sweet, like what was really his motive because I'm sure it wasn't that he wants to have a rap battle with Drake. I also don't get why Drake is out in Cali acting like the tough guy we all know he isn't.

Whatever, this dumb shit is already a nominee for the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards for Lamest Beef.

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Why???: Waka Flocka Disses Wiz Khalifa

In this game of Hip-Hop few have the right to diss up (definition: the act of dissing someone greater than you), and usually when it's allowed, it's because longevity is involved.

With that being said, Waka Flocka obviously is NOT one of the rappers who is allowed to diss up. Soulja Boy, Lil B, Lil Chuckee, these are the type of guys Waka is allowed to diss, not Wiz. And that's not to say Wiz is some super great rapper himself, but he's significantly better than Waka, so Waka is not allowed to diss him, or anybody of his ilk or above. Dissing up is not allowed, sorry Waka.

(Side note: I may or may not have more to say on this later when I have more time to write.)

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