Shyne Calls Kendrick Lamar's Album 'Trash'

Remember when people couldn't wait for Shyne to get out of prison? Man, I wish we could have that one back. Anyway, let's see how Shyne put his yarmulke in his mouth today.

At first I was gonna bash Shyne in this post (and I hold out the right to bash him at a later date), but he's so clearly just a lonely ass nigga begging for attention that I'm gonna pass. No one (including Shyne) thinks good kid, m.A.A.d. city is trash, but everyone knows no one cares about Shyne.

Think about it, who's checking for Shyne right now? Is anybody you know hoping to hear more of this from a rapper that looks like this? Fuck no! A dead bee has more buzz than Shyne does right now, that's why he went after Rick Ross, Diddy, and Drake 2 weeks ago, and that's why he tweeted this bullshit tonight; he's lonely and badly needs attention. Why else would the creator of this lash out at an album everyone agrees is either classic or damn near it?

Now, I would tell you to go download Shyne's garbage ass Gangland mixtape so he doesn't kill himself because of loneliness and depression, but really, how bad of a thing would that be? Again, think about it.

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INN: 13 Year-Old Rapper Highlights Why I Hate Niggas

If you thought the Booty Pop kid was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Black people, prepare yourself to feel the sudden urge to abandon your race.


I hate niggas, I swear. Like for real, this isn't even funny, it's just fucking sad and disgusting.

I felt bad about all the shootings and killings in Chicago recently, but hell, maybe it's for the best?

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INN: Booty Pop, Strawberry & Wheelchair Grindin!

Sigh.

If I told you I could look out of my window and see the pool this video was shot at, would you believe me? Well sadly, it's true, but at least I had nothing to do with it. Florida is fuckin' up! I pray this was done in the name of comedy.


Again I say, Florida is fuckin' up! Oh well, at least this one wasn't shot outside of my window. I guess I can hang my hat on that.

Speaking of hanging onto things, Strawberry needs to hang onto a diet. At the very least, she needs to hang onto a new wardrobe because not one article of clothing she's wearing is made for her body type.


What the entire fucking fuck?!

All I can say is at least this didn't happen in Florida.

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Ugandan Prime Minister Responds To KONY 2012

Sad to say it, but it looks like the most viral video of all-time, KONY 2012, was just a money grab and an overall big ol' sham. Good thing majority of Americans (including myself) didn't actually give a shit outside of bombarding a few YouTube videos with "KONY 2012" comments.

Looks like the face of the Invisible Children organization Jason Russell will be running naked again, but this time it won't be because he's high on acid! Nope, this time we'll be chasing him down the street with pitchforks and torches!

...Who am I kidding? We don't a shit and this will all be a distant memory after a couple more weeks pass. Poor Gavin.

(Side note: Dear Uganda, a 240p video isn't exactly the best visual to send out to the world if you really want people to visit your country. I mean, even Haiti stepped it up to 1080p. Just trying to help.)

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50 Tyson - Hold You Down

What the fucking fuck??

I'm just gonna let this ride for now, but there is much to be discussed about this video tomorrow. Join me, won't you?

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Mama Jones - Psychotic Video

What the fucking fuck? Is this supposed to be funny, scary, cool, what? I'm just so confused right now. Jim Jones, please come get your moms.

Now excuse me while I go thank the Lord I have a normal mother that would never do this in a million years.

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Soulja Boy & RiFF RaFF - Versace Bentley

Ladies and gentlemen, your first nominee for Lamest Song at the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards. Isn't this shit a perfect example of what Lil B and cocaine's influence can do to a human? These guys are coked up out of their minds and probably just finished listening to some Based God... and it totally shows.

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Loser Rapper: "Wiz Stole My Song!"

If you hadn't heard, the creator of this audio atrocity called Pink N Yellow, is suing Wiz Khalifa for $2.3 million for stealing his song.

Sigh.

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Kyla Pratt's Baby Daddy Wants You To "Do The Supahead"

Thank goodness this didn't come out any time between 2005 and 2007 when Superhead was relevant because this might've actually become a hit. It would still be terrible regardless, but it would've at least had a chance back then. Bullet dodged.

Anyway, yes, this is fine ass Kyla Pratt's baby daddy, and yes, her not only fucking, but also having a baby by this lame ass nigga dramatically lowers the value of her pussy. Bad times.

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32 New Chapters Of Trapped In The Closet??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Open Letter To Chasity Storm

Dear Chasity Storm,

On behalf of all men, I would like to thank you for your dedication to sucking dick. It's women like yourself that truly make a man's life worth living. Sadly, I've never seen/felt your skills put to use, but I'm sure the inside of your mouth is what wet dreams are made of. Your sons must be proud.


But I'm not writing you to talk about sucking dick, I'm writing you about your unfortunate decision to make a song about it. I'm all for hoes being hoes, and I'm definitely an advocate for dick sucking, but when that crosses over into Hip-Hop, I must speak out about it.

I'm sorry I have to say this, but you are a terrible, terrible, terrible rapper. Possibly one of the worst I've ever heard, and that's saying a lot. It's mind blowing to me how a mouth that gives so much joy is also capable of giving so much pain. You know that old saying "you have a face for radio"? Well you have a rap voice for the hearing impaired. Listening to you rap is like listening to diarrhea hit toilet water, which is ironic since your lyrics are shitty as well. I rather listen to prison rape than another one of your songs.

Chasity, I'm begging you, don't undo all the good you've done with your mouth by trying to be a rapper. Give it up now before someone not deaf gets seriously hurt.

Sincerely Yours, Hip-Hop Czar

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Why???: Ken Dahl - Both Of U

Tell me why buddy looks exactly like the oldest son on Duckman? Don't lie, if the creators of Duckman came out and said Ajax was based on a young Ken Dahl, you'd be like "Okay, yeah, that makes sense."

Let's get back to the real purpose of this post though: people taking advantage of retarded people.

I don't think I'm going out on much of a limb here by saying Ken Dahl is retarded, I mean, just look at the Down's in his eyes. (There's a reason he resembles Ajax, and it's not because they're both chunky.) And much like William Hung and 50 Tyson before him, people are taking advantage of, and laughing at this guy's mental limitations. Dude probably doesn't even know what homosexuality is, but they got him up there in some Lady Gaga glasses and a Rhythm Nation outfit talking about fucking men. The shit is sad.

Matter of fact, I can't even go on. I'm ending the post here and just hoping his caretakers realize the error of their ways.

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Herman Cain's Creepy New Political Ad

Just in case you were looking for another reason Hermain Cain won't win the Republican nomination, here you go.



A lot of people's problem with this ad is Cain's Chief of Staff Mark Block smoking, but you can't do much worse than that super creepy "I touch children" delayed smile at the end. That shit just screams "Don't trust me!"

And do we really wanna hand America over to the guy who thought this was a good idea? You could disagree with all of President Obama's policies, but I'll be damned if you tell me the guy who approved this ad is fit to run the country. No fucking way.

Related:

Herman Cain Canes The Unemployed

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Plies - Just (The Tip) (feat. Jeremih & Ludacris)

I know I'm late on this song, but what the fuck? Plies is sooooo ass! Seriously, what is wrong with this nigga, and why won't he just kill his damn self already? And you know the worst part? Outside of the retarded concept, this song wouldn't even be all that bad minus Plies. You know you've hit rock bottom when that's the case.... and also when I hear your song and think "That would've been a good idea for a Young Real Nigga song."

Oh well, at least the height of his career has passed and we're close living the rest of day Plies-free.

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Backdoor Quarterback

I had a pretty rough day with my picks yesterday, so today I present to you Backdoor Quarterback by J.B. Hendricks to make it up. This may or may not be a song about going anal, but either way, if you're not feeling this there's something wrong with you. This song is classic baby making music and the editing in this video is top notch. Just watch... and then do he right thing and go buy the single!

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New Terrible Lil B Music To Not Enjoy

This isn't the first time this question has been asked about Lil B, but what the fuck is wrong with this nigga? I know he's only doing these weird shit for attention, but damn.

Anyway, I knew you didn't enjoy that one so much, I'll give you another new Lil B video after the jump. Get to cooking nigga!


I wonder if the person at XXL who thought it'd be a good idea to him on the freshmen cover has been fired yet?

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The Heart Attack

From the creator of the Walmart song, comes the Heart Attack dance! Oh, you're gonna LOVE this one!

(And of course by "love" I mean hate with a passion.)


Remember when Atlanta was the shithole of the South? Well right now New Orleans is making a strong push for the "whatever the exact opposite of crown is." The aforementioned Walmart song, Hunny Bun, Lil Wayne spitting possibly the weakest bars ever directed at Jay-Z (or any other legend for that matter), and now this shit. These niggas are making me regret my sympathy over Katrina.

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T-Pain - Look At Me Now Freestyle

Here's definitive proof  that just because you rap something fast doesn't mean you ripped it.

Now, if this is a parody of Busta Rhymes' Look At Me Now verse then it's fine, but if it's an attempt to put his lyrical prowess on display then re-read the sentence above.

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INN: Magnolia Rhome - Hunny Bun

There I was, minding my own business, watching this Shake Team video when this nigga Magnolia Rhome appeared. He was singing some godawful piece of crap called Hunny Bun, so I decided to investigate, and the video above is what I found.

Wow.

Forget the old ladies and bad body bitches, what in the FUCK were those little girls doing in the video?? How is this not child pornography, or at the least, child abuse? One of those little girls was bending over and showing her panties! Take it from a guy that's seen his fair share of gross shit, that shit was fucking gross!

Now, I don't normally agree with most of the videos YouTube decides to take down, but this should definitely be one of them. I hate to knock a young artist trying to do their thing (okay, no I don't), but this video is pedophile paradise and these Decepticons must be stopped!

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Did Lil B Just Spit The Worse Verse Of 2011??

Hey Hip-Hop, a can of suck ass has just been opened up on you!

Now don't get me wrong, Lil Wayne didn't exactly set the world on fire with his verse either (though it did get considerably better towards the end), but Lil B may have laid down the wackest verse of the year. The bar can't be lowered any further, the bar is on the damn ground right now just chillin' (or at least I don't think it can go any lowered but we still have 5 and a half months left for Lil B or Soulja Boy to make the bar penetrate the Earth's surface).

The gay community should be embarrassed and ashamed.

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