Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: LaStarya Calls It Quits

Sad day for SGGP posts far and wide as LaStarya has announced via Facebook she's quitting the business of getting naked for the public's pleasure. Something about her turning 30, blah, blah, blah, just check it out for yourself:

If I could delete every photo and video of me dancing,and posing somewhat next to nude,i would but you know what.... I can't and don't want to, it's a part of my journey in life, to travel meet new people become very much eye opening to the world, making my streets knowledge somewhat up to whats the world like .you may say how is that ) coming from small place like gray,la not very much to do lol, i been to just about all states plus out of U.S..Stop and think where have you been other then 1 are 2 places.. Older people say to enjoy life while you can, so i guess i can say i did..In 5 months i be 30 yeah lol i know 30.. To start dancing ,and modeling april of 2005 at 24 is a late start but hey i left my 9 to 5 of 2 jobs that i still can do and have under my belt if I have to. So when i say im done with lime light im really am So done. Hey i have much love for all those who say they are fans, now your no longer fan, but now a friend on Facebook . So No I'm not doing any shoots are hosting.. No its not because i have a man in my life are trying to be goodie good .Just want blend in with you all.. (hey it maybe a little hard cause of my back side but I think it can work.) Changing to more of a wonderful person to be able to feel free as I age.. And change dose not happen over nite it takes time. So Feel free to unfriend are stay as a friend cause Booty shaking Queen Ms.LaStarya is Out Now it only LaStarya.... As a everyday person.... Sending only hugs cause kisses are for my boo. :-)

I don't know about you, but I blame Ray Edwards. Whatever, let's send one of the legends off with a bang!

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R.I.P. To The Career Of Machine Gun Kelly

Sad day for Machine Gun Kelly fans and the whole state of Ohio as news has broken that MGK signed with Bad Boy. I don't even need to go into detail about why signing with Bad Boy is career suicide, but before we go any further can we take a moment of silence for Kelly?

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Thank you.

Look, I love Puff and Machine Gun Kelly seems to be cool too (well besides the extra tight pants), but he HAS to know this was the wrong move for him career. I don't care if you're 50 Cent in 2002 hot, this is NEVER the right move to make. I mean, I know it's probably exciting to be wanted, but signing with Bad Boy is a steep price to pay. Craig Mack's facial expression in this video says it all.

It's funny this is happening too because in this new 10 Commandments YouTube series I'm working on "Thou shall not sign with Bad Boy" was pretty high up on the Local Rapper Commandments list. Oh well, I hope MGK the best and hopefully he'll defy all odds, but don't be shocked if he ends up like so many other Bad Boys before him.

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R.I.P. To The Career Of Cory Gunz

Okay, okay, it is a bit of a stretch to say Cory Gunz has a "career" BUT it really doesn't matter now because its all over anyway. I couldn't really hear what the fuck Baby was saying, but I guess it was a confirmation that Cory is indeed signed to Young Money now, and we all know that means he's come to terms with that fact he'll never drop an album on a major label.

Young Money is the Koch, but instead of signing old rappers who fell off, they sign underground rappers that never made it. They should start getting Saigon and Papoose's contracts ready now lol.

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Freeway Signs With Cash Money

RapRadar.com did a interview with Freeway and he put the rumors to bed and confirmed his signing with Cash Money after chopping it up with Birdman at Louis Vuitton. Good for you Free. Of course this means your career is over now, but you had a nice run.

::Pours out some liquor for Freeway's career::

Oh yeah, in the interview Free said that Philadelphia Freeway 2 album that came out the other week was more of a "mixtape album" than anything else. He said he did it in 2 days and doesn't really consider it a major release. Good, now I don't feel bad about saying that shit sucked and I turned it off about half way through lol.

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R.I.P. To The Career Of Chris Brown

Man, I forgot I even did this "R.I.P. To..." section! Last time I did it was the 28th of February...last year! (Kinda pisses me off because there are so many other careers that should've been declared dead over the span.)

Anyway, I'm bringing this section back to life after reading that not only did that broke mouth bitch nigga Chris Brown beat up Rihanna last weekend, but he has also hit her before in the past! This nigga's career as a singer outside of prison is O-V-E-R! Who's gonna buy his albums now?? Play his records?? Give him sponsorships?? Nobody! This lame's career is more toxic than R. Kelly's right now lol.

Oh well, like I said the other day, I never really liked him anyway so I could care less lol.

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R.I.P. To The Career Of Jae Millz

Well to be fair Millz was still an underground artist and hadn't really started his career yet, but now its definitely not going anywhere as he's sign to Lil Wayne's Young Money Entertainment. Maybe it was desperation, but I just don't see why Millz would shoot his own career in the head like this lol. I guess he hasn't noticed that NO ONE signed to Young Money has EVER dropped an album. Oh well, we'll just have to wait and see if they actually do something with him, but I'll just sit and wait until the disses from the disgruntle artist on the bench start to fly lol. [FULL STORY]

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R.I.P. To The Career Of... Olivia

Damn shit aint looking too good for the boy girl Olivia! Check out her new video:


Now as most of you should know, Olivia was dropped from G-Unit early this year and for her sake, I hope this Missing You record is dedicated for 50. Look how cheap this shit is! I could've shot and edited this shit myself on my computer lol. Damn man I just really feel bad for her because its really a wrap for her career...R.I.P.

*Update*
What's even worse than this cheap ass video is that Olivia has had neither her website nor Myspace changed so she's STILL listed as the "First Lady of G-Unit" on both! I would say no one has signed on to either, but some has because the Myspace's last login was 9/25 and I KNOW it wasn't from somebody within the G-Unit camp because she's been dropped for over 5-6 months now and what reason would the have to go in there?? She needs to holla at someone to help her get that shit off, her URL changed from myspace.com/gunitfirstlady, and her website updated. Sad.

To be fair, she's still listed on G-Unit's G-Space Myspace page, though no one has signed onto it since 7/5/07.

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R.I.P. To The Career Of... Mario

Sorry ladies, but its a wrap for your boy Mario.

Soulja Boy feat. Mario - Soulja Girl

I know neither one of your singles are poppin', but this is just sad. I mean seriously, is this what it's come to??? Well, don't be sad for Mario he's had a good run and one comeback under his belt, which was obviously enough for him since he thought it'd be a good idea to do this. The worst part is that there will be little teenage girl getting all wet in the coochie over this poor excuse for a slow jam...sad.

Aight well I guess I'll leave you guys with Mario's biggest hit to date, Let Me Love You:



...R.I.P.!

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