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February 27, 2009

Random News Shit: Night In The Association

1) Marbury Makes His Celtics Debut
^^That is the happy man in the world right now lol. Tonight Stephon Marbury made his debut with the C's in a 104-99 win over the Pacers in Boston. Steph came off the bench and turned in 8 points on 4-6 in 13 minutes of use. He also added in a rebound, 2 assists, and a steal. Not bad, if he can keep this up it may work out for the Celtics after all.

(Oh yeah, and no there is no other #3 on the Boston's roster, I'm assuming he's worrying #8 for the same reason KG rocks #5, his regular number was retired.)

2) Hamilton Returns To The Starting Line-Up, Pistons Return To Winning
With Allen Iverson out due to injury, Richard Hamilton regained his spot in the starting line-up tonight and scored 31 points while helping the Pistons snap their 8 game skid. Michael Curry needs to join Terry Porter in the unemployment line because this was a common sense move to start Rip. They were 4-12 wth him coming off the bench! Hello!

The sad thing is that when Iverson does come back he'll probably be coming off the bench. Curry should use his fuckin' commin sense and start both Rip AND Iverson at the same time. News flash Coach Curry, Rodney Stuckey ain't that good. He wasn't good enough for Joe Dumars to send Chauncey to Denver and he isn't good enough to start over either A.I. or Rip. The nigga averaged 7.9 points and 3 assists a game over the 8 game losing streak. He should clearly be the odd man out. (And yeah he hot 22 tonight, but he only had 1 assist and I need more than that from my starting point guard.)

3) President Obama Sits Courtside, See's His Bulls Get Spanked By Wizards
The first President in 10 years to go see the a Wizards play. Then again, I guess Bush was busy fuckin' shit up for when Obama got in office lol.

Anyway, the Bulls got shellacked at the hands of the now 14-44 Wizards 113-90. Maybe the Wiz would play better if Barack came by more often lol. Here's a pic of him sitting courtside.

4) Jason Williams Denied Reinstatement
I still don't know why he retired in the first place. Hell, I don't even know why he left the Heat to sign with the Clippers in the offseason. I mean its not like he got traded or somebody put a gun to his head lol.

5) Shaq Erupts For 45 In Suns Victory
Where was this last night against the Lakers?? Anyway, they say this is the most Shaq has scored in 6 years and the first time he's hit 40 in 4 years. He also added in 11 boards so good for Shaq.

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September 28, 2008

Random News Shit: NBA Edition


Houston signs on for second comeback with Knicks


All I gotta say is why?? You're 37, haven't played in a NBA game since 2005 because you were forced to retire by injury, when you attempted to come back last year you played in just 1 preseason game before calling it quits, and now you wanna come play in the run-n-gun offense of Mike D'Antoni?? Nigga please, its time to give it up. In my opinion, once you become a sports analyst you should not even be allowed to attempt a comeback because it never works.

Clippers' Jason Williams announces his retirement

I guess he realized how dumb it was to leave the Heat after he saw how great D. Wade looked in the Olympics lol. Oh well, playing for the Clippers would make any man wanna retire lol. But speaking of D. Wade...

Wade ready to lead Heat back to prominence

Now, of course that doesn't mean the Heat are headed back to the Finals, but look out for this team in the East. A healthy Dwyane Wade, plus Shawn Marion, and Michael Beasley should at least be able to make it to the playoffs. And having Pat Reilly upstairs just concentrating on putting a solid team together should pay off (don't forget that after Pat went back solely upstairs last time he put together an NBA championship team. Watch out for your job Erik Spoelstra).

Report: Knicks' Walsh had cancer cut from tongue

Aww man that's gross! It also sucks balls, but its better than having it spread.

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