Random News Shit: NFL Free Agency Edition Pt. V

1) Warner, Cards agree to 2-year, $23M deal
Shocker! I'm glad this is over because we all knew he ain't wanna leave those great receivers. The Cards will probably suck next year anyway... just like they did until January this past season. That $19 million in guarantees is crazy though!

2) Ray Lewis Staying With Ravens
Another shocker! lol. I'm not even sure why the Ravens gave him as much as they did, but I'm not mad at him for taking it lol.

3) Bengals Bring In Former Jet Coles To Replace Houshmandzadeh
Four years, $28 million. No wonder the Dolphins didn't wanna bring him in lol. Hmm, I wonder what's going on with Ocho Cinco??

4) Bengals Also Keep RB Benson
Good move by Cincy because he really came into his own outside of Chicago's system.

5) Former Redskin CB Springs Visits Philly
No! WTF?? Don't you wanna come to Dallas and play for your pop's old team?? Stop playing with yourself homie!

Maybe the Cowboys showed no interest. Jenkins and Scandrick must really be showing out for the coaching staff at Valley Ranch.

6) Lions Bring In Grady Jackson
Finally, they're trying to find some help on defense! Maybe they'll win a whole game this year lol.

7) Broncos Sign RB LaMont Jordan
Good moves because these guys go threw running backs like water. They had 7 on IR last year! That's just too crazy.

8) Jets sign former Ravens safety Leonhard to three-year deal
Good signing, this white boy hits hard! Homie plays like a brotha.

9) Broncos continue signing spree with Simms, Arrington
I wonder how Jay Cutler will take this quarterback news?? lol.