Guess Who's Back?!

Did you miss me?? Probably not but whatever I love you anyway lol. Man, AT&T was really fucking' with me (still no word on why it took over a week to transfer service from upstairs to downstairs).

Of course I feel like writing, so lets go down the list of shit I missed while I was gone:

Lil Wayne sued the DJs (Lame.), Jamie Foxx got stalked (Weird.), Rick Ross lied again (50 is destroying your career and livelihood so of course we're gonna believe he wanted to pay you to leave him alone. The Delusional Rapper strikes again!), Officer Powell resigned (I kinda feel bad for the nigga now... then again, no I don't lol.), Run-DMC got inducted into the Rock Hall Of Fame, Brian Dawkins helped dude Philly fired over Facebook, Iverson out for the season (Go ahead and sell your Iverson Pistons jerseys now because they'll be worthless in a couple months when he's no longer with the team.), Jay Cutler got traded to the Bears (The Bears gave up waaaaay too much. I also hope Cutler knows there's no Brandon Marshall or Eddie Royal waiting for him in Chicago lol.), a judge rejected Mike Vick (These white folks aren't gonna let that shit go are they??), the Giants cut Plax (This makes me feel a little better about the T.O. situation), the new Sidekick got a release date (I'm seriously considering getting it if the price is right), Seth Rogen hosted SNL and Andy Samberg is a BOSS (Classic shit lol.), Bishop Lamont got dropped, then he didn't (lol), KING Magazine went out of business (One of the saddest days of my life.), Barack went to Iraq (I think he and Bush have gone about the same amount of times already lol.), Dame Dash got exposed (Big deal.), Manu out for the season (Its official, the Lakers are going back to the Finals.), Chris Brown plead not guilty (Huh?? Well who else beat Rihanna's dumbass up?? I mean you even apologized for it lol), Lil Scrappy signed with DTP (Waste of a roster spot.), Mos Def challenged Jay-Z and Wayne (I'd love to see it. Wayne would come in last obviously lol.), UNC won another National Championship (The only thing good that happened to my bracket since the first couple days of the tourney lol.), Jim Jones got arrested and Twittered it (How lame is this shit?? Its takes all the gangsta-ness out of the arrest.), J-Hood dissed Joe Budden (Why???), UConn's girls went undefeated (Again.), and Blake Griffin, Jodie Meeks, and DeJuan Blair all entered the NBA draft.

Yep, I think that's about it lol.