I love random news and I love idiots, so why not combine the 2?? Exxxactly!
1) Jobless graduate sues her college for $70,000
Bitch please! Get in line, I got plenty of jobless friends who have college degrees. Here's a question: Where did she get the $70,000 to pay for Munroe College?? Was it financial aide or did she spend money out of her own pocket?? If it came out of her pocket, why in the FUCK would you spend $70,000 to go to some rinky dink college in the Bronx?? Hell, if it came from financial aide why in the FUCK would you spend $70,000 to go to some rinky dink college in the Bronx?? One thing we're sure wasn't taught at the infamous Munroe College was common sense.
2) Aubrey O'Day Records 'Party All The Time' Cover
Memo to Aubrey: If the original song sounded terrible, a cover of it most likely won't sound any better. Matter of fact, I'd put money on this being a 4 minute piece of bull turd. This shit be great!
On another note, I actually have the original 1985 Party All The Time instrumental so if any of you inspiring rappers wanna prove to me you got skills, hit me up on Twitter and I'll send you the beat. If you can make it sound hot I'll feature your music on my website! The ball is in your court lol.
3) Chilean police find suitcases made of cocaine
Damn, these drug smugglers are getting creative! First the cocaine cast, and now the cocaine suitcase. What ever happened to the good ol' days when you had to shove it up the ass?? Now that took dedication.
Anyway, this story got me thinking, what if they had a whole line of things made out of cocaine and had one of those Billy Mays infomercials?? How funny would that be?? I say instant classic.
4) Florida man loses winning lottery ticket worth $500,000
Awwww damn! You know damn well that cashier nigga got that old dude for his lotto ticket. Here's the thing though, if you were the cashier wouldn't you have done the same thing?? I mean, $500,000 plus an careless old guy doesn't equal jack move to you?? Well it does to me.
5) Woman busted with $13,000 in meth in bra
Good news, this didn't happen in Florida!
Question: Is Georgia the new Florida of stupid crimes??
