BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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April 19, 2007

Tango, Plz Sit Your Fake Gangsta Ass Down!

I should've wrote this Sunday night, but oh well I just felt compelled after the 84th airing...anyway if you watched the I Love New York reunion then you saw Tango courageously challenging White Boy, Chance, & Real to a fight...WOW! Good job tough guy, lets act gangsta when the security is merely feet away from you & the stage. This guy has always been a lame & so fake throughout the show so this really isn't THAT surprising. Funny thing is he didn't want any of White Boy when he told him to get out of the van & fight early in the season...oh well, lames will be lames...for the camera of course though lol.

Not to make Chance seem any realer but this Tango guy is just fraudulent.

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Va. Tech Massacre Question...

How long will it take the media to find a way to blame this on Hip-Hop??

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April 14, 2007

The "Ho" Report

Okay, I'm gonna make this one relatively short & sweet:

First, the word is "ho" NOT "hoe". A "hoe" is garden tool & the source of bad jokes about being a garden tool oppose to a prostitute or better known whore.

Now, with ho being short for whore and a whore essentially being a prostitute (obviously someone who has sex for money), does that make all or at least most women hoes?? I mean with the average woman the transition isn't as direct, but really what's the difference? Men spend money as a barter to get sex, so like I said does that make all women hoes??

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April 11, 2007

Don Imus & The Hip-Hop Aftermath

I don't think most white people realize how much or often they piss off black people, in particular, ones involved or associated with Hip-Hop. Why is it every time a white person gets in trouble for making a racially charged rant they try to turn the tables & justify it by saying its not a problem when "rappers" say it. First of all, who the hell is "rappers"??? ...Oh ok just the black ones! Not the white ones who say the same, or the countless wiggers making a mockery of the culture who also partake. Nope, just the blacks...suprise, surprise. You might as well say what you mean, "black rappers."

Even besides the fact that the white majority ruled media found a way to overlook the absolutely uncalled for & deplorable comments by one Don Imus (not even a week later might I add), we are talking about 2 completely different audiences and 2 completely different classes of woman. "Black rapper's" core demographic isn't 30-something through older white people (though mainly male), as well as Imus' isn't urban youth...or youth period. Besides that, "black rappers" neither interview politicans and other prominent whites nor do they have nationally sydicated shows that also air daily on MSNBC. So if Imus' core demographic is older white males who was his "'napped-headed hos' joke" meant to amuse?? A white man has yet to be that kind of funny. The other thing is Imus was talking about educated college woman, "black rappers" are talking about hoodrat girls with nothing going for themselves & not much to offer besides spread legs. Big difference! Not saying its acceptable but we aren't even talking about the same class of people.

Another factor to consider is that Don Imus is a 66 year-old white male. His birthday isn't until July, which makes his birth-year 1940. So by the time the 60s came in he was already a 20-something year-old high school dropout & more than likely in his "nigger hating" prime with all the Civil Rights movements going on. Is it really so hard to believe he is a undercover racist? Remember we talking about the same man that referred to New York Times sports columnist Bill Rhoden as a "quota hire" and PBS anchor Gwen Ifill as a "cleaning lady." The same man that refers to Arabs as "ragheads" and lets not even get into his current and former co-hosts.

Basically, if you agree that this racist's comments have anything to do with any rapper or Hip-Hop overall then I'll just take it that you agree with him.

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April 07, 2007

The Audacity of These People at BET: Breakdown of Top 25 Dancers

In a poor attempt to pay homage to some of the greatest dancers of all-time, BET has constructed yet another menial & disappointing list to add to the archives. If you weren't able to see it here's the list:

1) James Brown
2) Michael Jackson
3) Nicholas Brothers
4) Chris Brown
5) Janet Jackson
6) Prince
7) MC Hammer
8) Savion Glover
9) Beyonce
10) The Temptations
11) Usher
12) Alvin Ailey
13) Jennifer Lopez
14) Bobby Brown
15) Omarion
16) Shakira
17) Cab Calloway
18) Aaliyah
19) Tina Turner
20) Missy Elliott
21) Gregory Hines
22) Rosie Perez
23) Big Daddy Kane
24) Diddy
25) Ciara

Look at this shit, its just a purely shameful display throughout! It started off with Ciara way at the bottom coming it at 25 when she should've easily been somewhere in the teens. Gregory Hines comes in at a lowly 21 right under Missy Elliott??? Are they serious? First of all, how did Missy make the list when she hasn't danced since "Supa Dupa Fly" back in '97? Tina Turner is under Aaliyah at 19 & Aaliyah is under Sharika at 18!?!? That is absolutely crazy considering Sharika has only 2 dances moves! In my opinion, Omarion is one of the illest dancer since Michael Jackson, but he only manages to come in at 15 under Bobby damn Brown of all people. I mean damn if we're gonna have Bobby Brown on the list we might as well have added Kid N Play because they were basically doing the same things. Alvin Ailey was a great in the world of dance, sorry to say he was known better as a choreographer NOT a dancer.

Now lets get into the top 10, MC Hammer was a great dancer, only for like 2 or 3 years and most of the stuff he did is laughable now. I agree he should have been on the list but maybe in the double digits somewhere, not #7. I undoubtably knew I HAD to turn this foolishness off when they had the audacity to put Chris Brown at 4!! Besides the fact that he's only been out since 2005, I guess BET must have saw his 4 videos & one tour as evidence that he is better than everyone to ever dance except Michael Jackson, James Brown, & the Nicholas Brothers. I mean I GUESS some people might see him as a good dancer, but I just see a poor imitation of Michael Jackson. Most dancers are, but he jacks MJ's moves much too often & really has no originality when he dances, merely imitation. Yet and still BET ranks Chris Brown as the 4th greatest dancer of all-time... that shit doesn't even sound right. Then after all that Michael Jackson isn't even number 1! BET should be ashamed of itself for even airing this mess.

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