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Showing posts with label Jake Delhomme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Delhomme. Show all posts

March 14, 2010

Random News Shit: NFL Old Head Edition

SAN DIEGO, CA - NOVEMBER 29:  Runningback LaDainian Tomlinson #21 of the San Diego Chargers runs the ball against the Kansas City Chiefs during the NFL game on November 29, 2009 at Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, California.
1) LaDainian Tomlinson In Talks With Vikings, Jets LaDainian Tomlinson Sign 2-Year Deal With Jets
Wait, wait, wait, so the Vikings let Chester Taylor walk, and the Jets let Thomas Jones go for the possibility to get L.T.'s corpse?? Yeah, Taylor and Jones are both on the wrong side of 30 as well, but at least they have something left in the tank. Did these 2 teams see LaDainian play last year?? He just hits the hole and falls down, he's doner than done at this point.

Oh well, if L.T. and his agent can convince one of these clubs to give him a bunch of money even though he's a shell of himself, then more power to him.


I wrote all that before L.T. signed and I didn't feel like wasting it so I just crossed it out lol. Anyway, L.T. has chosen the New York over the Minnesota to house his remains for the 2010 season. Good luck with that New York.

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March 06, 2010

Random News Shit: Free Agency Friday Edition

Chicago Bears-signed free agent Julius Peppers talks with the media during an NFL football news conference at Halas Hall on Friday, March 5, 2010, in Lake Forest, Ill.
1) Julius Peppers Signs 6-Year, $91.5 Deal With Bears
And out of that $91.5 million, $42 million is guaranteed. Hopefully this works out for the Bears, but I could easily see it not. Not saying Peppers isn't a great player, but he's been known to take seasons off. Welp, better the Bears than the Cowboys, I say.

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September 30, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Edition

Felix giveth and Felix taketh
1) Felix Jones Out 1-2 Weeks With Knee Strain
This pisses me off because Felix is so fuckin' good, but he just can't seem to not be hurt. Last year it was a hamstring and that turned into a toe and that turned into injured reserve. Week 1 in Tampa he tweaked his quad and now his he strained a ligament in his knee. Its so frustrating! Felix giveth and then he taketh away. I hope MBIII will be good to go Sunday. I mean Tashard can definitely carry the load either way, but MB is a better blocker and short yardage back.

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April 23, 2009

Random News Shit: Pre-Draft Mingling Edition


1) KC send Tony Gonzalez to ATL for 2nd-round pick in 2010
Dammit! I hate to admit it but Atlanta is gonna be fuckin' good next year. I can see them easily winning at least 12 games and doing some damage in the playoffs. I'm sad :-(.

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January 10, 2009

Happy Birthday Jake

Another Saturday of playoff games, another 0-2 mark heading into Sunday. What the fuck?! Quick question: Who had Arizona by 20 AT Carolina?? I'll tell you who: NOBODY! Even if you were in the small minority that thought the Cards might pull it out, nobody had a 33-13 final score lol.

You know what this reminded me of?? My Cowboys in Week 17 at Philly but instead of the Panthers losing as a team, you can just pretty much blame this one all on Jake Delhomme. And is there any worse day to have possibly the worst game of your career than on your birthday?? Jake threw 5 picks and lost a fumble on his freakin' birthday! So Sad. Somebody get that man a beer.

Anyway, back to my picks:

Maybe I should just retire from picking games in the playoffs. I feel so lost. Not too mention I'm losing more faith in my Steelers over Chargers pick by the minute. I just don't know. This all is just too much for me I'm out lol.