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Showing posts with label Adam Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adam Jones. Show all posts

December 30, 2008

Top 10 Cowboys That Should Be Shown The Door

If Jerry Jones is wondering who needs to stay and who needs to go he needs to check out my top 10.

10) Zach Thomas
He's still an all-time great and probable Hall of Famer, but he didn't really help us out at all.



Here's my bonus top 10 of players we need to keep around.

10) Miles Austin
Miles has been great all season and is a much better kick returned than Pacman. He's another reason why I think the Roy Williams trade was a bad idea.

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December 18, 2008

Okay, So He's Back Again??

After reports of Pacman being out for the year, and at least one saying his career may be over, Mr. Adam Jones was back at practice Wednesday and getting ready to play against the Ravens Saturday. I don't know if that's good or bad news, but good for Adam.

Tony Romo practiced, but is still bothered by that bruised back from being kneed against the Giants. He's still expected to play, but will continue to take treatment. Whatever we do we just can't let Brad Johnson get in the game lol. Marion Barber did not practice yesterday, but with the emergence of Tashard Choice, I'm more willing to let Marion rest. He was not anywhere near 100% last week and we're gonna need him if we get to the playoffs.

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December 10, 2008

Done For The Year & Maybe Career??

I was just looking up more info on Pacman's neck injury and saw Adam Schefter's blog on NFL.com saying that not only is Pac's season now over, but possibly his career. This is a major blow, but wow what a way to go out for the oft-suspended player. I hope his sources are wrong because this would be a terrible end to his football story.

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Pacman Out Against The Giants

See, this is what I was afraid of when playing the Steelers! People have a bad tendency of being injured while playing them and I knew we'd be re-stung by the injury bug afterward. Well here's the first casualty. Pac will miss the super huge game just one game after coming back because of a bugling disk in his neck suffered in Pittsburgh Sunday. Not only will he be out against the Giants, but there is a possibility that he might miss the rest of the reason. His acquisition sure has helped us out lol.

But wait, there's more! Here's a list of other players who didn't practice today: FS Ken Hamlin (ankle), WR Roy Williams (foot), TE Jason Witten (everything), G Montrae Holland (ankle), WR Miles Austin (knee), and of course RB Marion Barber (calf, toe). Back-up, back-up SS Keith Davis should really have missed practice with a third-degree MCL sprain, but decided to tough it out. Who knows if he is gonna be ready for the game Sunday. Shit is fucked up!

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November 19, 2008

Adam Jones Reinstated...Again

Welp if you haven't heard Pacman was welcomed back into the NFL today. He won't play this week against the 49ers or Thanksgiving against the Seahawks, but is expected back Dec. 7th against the Steelers.

August 28, 2008

Pacman Reinstated!



This news broke while I was at work so I didn't get a chance to write about it, but I'm amp'd! Our secondary is STACKED now. Man, I can't wait for next week's episode of Hard Knocks lol.

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June 23, 2008

Surprise! Don Imus Said Some More Racist Shit

Here's what ya' boy Imus had to say about the Dallas Cowboy formerly known as Pacman:



Wow! Now, I don't wanna hear nothing about "fire him" or "take him off the air" because we did that last time with the nappy headed hoes thing and a few months later he was back on the job. This old bastard is just a racist, face it. This is how a lot of white people think about us and there's no need getting all up in arms because that's how it is and that's how its gonna be especially with old ass dickheads like this who're just waiting to die.

The funniest thing about the whole video is at the end when Brian Kenny says Imus will "explain" his comments tomorrow. What is there to explain?? What he said says it all.