BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 30, 2008

I Got GTA4 Now So This Is My Last Post!; FAU Shooting Update

Well its not my last post ever, but it certainly is of the day because as you can see from the pic above, I got GTA4 today. I'll be back tomorrow though so stay with me even though this shit might be a lil slow for the next month so lol.

As far as the FAU shooting goes they found the nigga who got it poppin' last night. Of course this fool had to be black, but that's neither here nor there lol. Anyway, the lock down has been lifted, but no word on when all the finals that got messed up are gonna be rescheduled yet. Click here if you wanna watch a video of the latest report on this case and click here if you just wanna read the story and learn exactly what the hell happened. Shout out to all the people out there that really weren't ready to take their final anyway and was praying something would happen to close the school down for the day lol.

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Madonna Feat. Pharell, Precise, & Kanye West - Beat Goes On (Remix)

This record here is my muthafuckin' shit!! I fuckin' love this song! Makes me wish I still used blanks CDs so I can burn this and bump it in the car lol. Check this shit out and let know if you feelin' it too:

Madonna Feat. Pharell, Precise, & Kanye West - Beat Goes On (Remix)


Maybe its just me, but this record is blazin' hot right now! I dunno who this Precise chick is and how she keeps getting on these legendary artist's remixes (first Mary J.'s Just Fine remix with Lil Wayne and now this lol), but more power to her. Everybody kills this amn I'll be jammin' it for the rest of the day.

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Al Green Feat. John Legend - Stay With Me

Yeah I know this is the legendary Al Green's song, but our Legend, John, is back! I've got more ass to Get Lifted than should be legally allowed back in '05 so John is my dude and I'm always excited when I hear anything new from him. To my pleasure he has a new as-yet-untitled album dropping in this September. The first single is said to feature Andre 3000 and be called Green Light so that should be bananas!

Anyway, as for this record here, I'm totally loving it!

Al Green Feat. John Legend - Stay With Me


Now, as far as that John Legend album goes here's a few songs allegedly on the album:

"Green Light" feat. Andre 3000
"Satisfaction"
"Everybody Knows"
"No Other Love"
"Cross The Line"
"This Time"
"Good Morning"
"Aim High"
"It's Over" feat. Kanye West

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Cassidy - All In The Hood & Come On Baby Freestyle

Got some new (I think) Cassidy for y'all!

Cassidy - All In The Hood



It feels like I heard this song somewhere before a few months ago, but fuck it I like it, its jammin'

Cassidy - Come On Baby Freestyle


I like that line when he said, "I got some bad news, I'ma ruin ya damn plans. I was I know you on my dick, just admit you a damn fan." That shit was ill!

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Nas - War Is Necessary

We got the snippet some time last month and a low quality version came out a few days ago, but this here is the real deal. Its a single from the Green Lantern produced GTA4 soundtrack, so peep it:

Nas - War Is Necessary


He might have wanted to save this for Nigger lol.

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Lil Kim - Rider Pt. 2 Freestyle

I'm with illseed, we need to put a ban on this T-Pain shit in Hip-Hop. Welp, add another name to the list lol.

Lil Kim - Rider Pt. 2 Freestyle


It sounded like something was missing from the original G-Unit version, but whatever.

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Old Yung Berg Freestyle From 2001!

Yo, this nigga needs to go back to '01 and get his style back because this lil nigga I saw on this video was like 20x iller than that dude on Sexy Can I lol. Check homie out:


I got new respect for that man now, I didn't know how he was getting down! Question: how old was think nigga cussin' all crazy?? lol.

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Perez Hilton Joins Hot 97??

Yeah, believe it or not you're looking at the newest member of the Hot 97 team! Weird lol. So yeah he'll be joining Miss Jones' sour ass on May 5 to do like a gossip update thing blah blah blah I just can't believe it lol. You think Perez will make a guest appearance with Funk Flex or Kay Slay?? lol.

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FAU Boca Campus On Lockdown!

As many of you may know I go to FAU (Florida Atlantic University) down in here in Boca. Now, if you're not from down here you don't know, but Boca is one of the richest and safest cities in the state of Florida. Welp, not today! Early this morning we had a shooting in the student apartments and the school is now on lockdown. Now, don't get me wrong, this wasn't a Va. Tech or Northern Illinois situation, it was a 'damn them niggas wylin' out' situation where one person got shot and I'm almost positive it had something to do with GTA4 lol. Anyway, If you go to fau.edu here's a piece of what you'll find:

At 1:42 a.m. FAU police activated the newly installed siren and PA system, alerting the campus community that there was an armed suspect on campus and that all campus residents and visitors should seek shelter immediately. Messages were posted on the homepage, throughout the website and a university wide e-mail was sent out asking those on campus to seek shelter and those off campus to remain off campus. The new reverse 911 system was also utilized. In addition, notices were posted in the residence halls regarding the situation.

At this time FAU and Boca Raton police are searching for an unidentified male responsible for discharging a firearm on campus. It is believed that this is an isolated incident. No one was seriously injured during the incident, though a non student received minor injuries.

More info if/when I get it.

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Random News Shit



1) Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail

This is some crazy ass fuckin shit! First of all, why in the hell was the baby there watching porn with them?? I just son't know, this bitch was crazy lol.

2) Wedding night brawl lands couple in jail

This is why I'm never getting married lol.

3) Man confined daughter, sired her 7 kids

I knew I should've posted this Sunday when the story broke, but oh well many sites have "beat" me to it now lol. This is just fuckin' gross!

4) Man allegedly showed noose to black co-worker

Thank goodness they were white so they were able to keep their jobs lol.

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INN: 7 Year-Old Steals A Car To Do "Hoodrat Stuff" With His Friend

Dammit man this HAD to be in Florida again! Shit, I dunno how many more L we can take, I done lost count lol.

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2 New Busta Videos!!!

Here's another double dose of Bussa Bus lol. With 2 blazing hot singles out hopefully we don't have to wait 6 months for the album to drop like we did last time lol.


I still think this is gonna be a hit, but just don't be expecting to see it on BET again anytime soon. Oh well, most likely it won't matter lol.


Wow! We haven't see this Busta in at least 10 years! Bus is in rare form right now, bring on that album!!!

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Fall Out Boy - Beat It

I'm still trying to figure which one I like better, this or Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal. They are both dope, but I think I'm still leaning towards A.A.F.'s shit with that lil white boy doing all the shit everyone praises Chris Brown for doing like we haven't seen it for the past 20 years lol. What ever happened to Alien Ant Farm anyway??

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April 29, 2008

DJ Enuff Interviews Gnarls Barkley



LOL @ Enuff introducing himself like Cee-Lo is a new artist or something lol. Oh and the end it says you can go to thatsenuff.com and see the rest of the interview, but good luck with that because the site doesn't exist lol.

Anyway, Gnarls is MTV's Artist Of The Week so maybe they'll see a lil bump in the Soundscans next week.

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The Game Reacts To Sean Bell Verdict

They finally changed up ThisIzGame.com and if you go there this is what you'll see:

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The Game - 911 Is A Joke

I haven't got a chance to listen to this yet, but I'm posted it now because I already know its dope. This shit was supposed to premiere on ThisIzGame.com, but I still see the same shit that I saw last week when I went there lol.

The Game - 911 Is A Joke


Aight I just listened to it, this shit is crack just like I knew it would be. This is that Game shit I was looking for with Dreams and Pain, that straight West Coast raw shit. The nigga delivered, what more can I say?

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T.I. - No Matter What

Okay, so I'm outside at work because of some stupid fire drill when I get a text from my homegirl Tonya telling me the new T.I. came out and she's loving it. No surprise she was the first person to hit me up, seeing she's the biggest T.I. fan I know, but yeah Mr. Tip came through on his promise the other day and dropped his new record today. Now, we're just waiting on The Game's 911 Is A Joke and we'll be straight. Check it out:

T.I. - No Matter What


Aight that was pretty hot, can't be mad at him for this. I can't wait to hear the rest of the album though because I'd love to see what the hell he's gonna be talking about now lol.

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Busta Rhymes - We Made It & Where's My Fuckin' Money

I know my nigga Joel will be loving these! And yes that's the dirty version of that Green Lantern/GTA4 record by Busta that came out on Sunday.

Busta Rhymes Feat. Linkin Park - We Made It


You have to be quite an artist to drop something like this as your first single and I actually think Busta might just be able to pull off a success with this because its HOT!

Busta Rhymes - Where's My Fuckin' Money


This dirty version sounds like 1000% times better than the original clean version from the other day lol.

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This Week In Flops 4/29/08

Welp we all knew this day was coming eventually and its finally here! I actually would like to see her do good, but I just can't imagine her selling more than 70k so I'm predicting she does 45-55k.

Damn, whatever happened to Shawty Get Loose?? It was doing so good, then it just disappeared lol.

I didn't know Lyfe's album was dropping until I saw it up for download and thats never a good sign, you can ask Trina about that lol. Anyway, with no single really poppin' its hard to see light at the end of this tunnel so I'm guessing 25-35k.

Another album I didn't know was dropping today. I listened to this over the weekend and its DEFINITELY worth the money so I'll probably be coppin' later this week. Unfortunately, my one purchase won't help much so I got them doing 20-25k.

I actually knew this was dropping because after I heard it I knew I HAD to have it! I'll most definitely be going to pick this up some time this week. Anyway, unfortunately she's not as hot over here as she is in UK so this album will start slow, but hopefully it'll be pick like Amy Winehouse last year. I got Estelle doing 10-20k in her first week due to lack or interest and/or promo.

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April 28, 2008

BET Disrespected Again

Damn, why nigga keep making 2 videos and giving the crappier one to BET?? Its so fucked up lol. I was up late as fuck last night and when I was about to go to sleep I saw this version on MTV. I had forgot about it until I saw the lame BET version when I flipped past 106 & Park today lol.


BET loses again lol.

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Missing: Rap Supreme

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Surprise! Pat Riley Quits...Again

Yep, he just stepped down, but if the Heat get Michael Beasely or Derrick Rose he'll be back by the playoffs lol. Anyway, an assistant coach named Erik Spoelstra is gonna step in for him so I hope he doesn't get too good or he'll get Stan Van Gundy'd lol.

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Jay-Z - Blow The Whistle

I thought this track was an urban legend even though the article I read about it in came from the Washington Post lol. Well if you didn't know, LeBron and some Cavs and like a party or some shit and they were bumpin' on this new Hovi where he sorta talks about the whole LeBron/DeShawn Stevenson thing when he says:

"don't compare me to nobody. I rather not be mentioned, I'm offended."

Anyway, peep the record:

Jay-Z - Blow The Whistle


Damn, this beat fuckin' sucks! I mean I respect Jay's beat selecting skills (especially after listening to The Blueprint a few times last week), but damn man there HAS to be better Hyphy beats than this...okay probably not, but damn lol. Lyrically the nigga kills it as usual. He's really more so boosting about his deal with Live Nation than anything, but take it however you want.

I wonder if Soulja Boy is plotting his come back?? Oh well it doesn't matter, the Cavs/Wiz series will be over by then lol.

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Papoose - Brothas & Sistas

The quality of this shit is ass, but its ill as fuck as usual. He's talking about the injustices and Sean Bell on this shit so check it out:

Papoose - Brothas & Sistas

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Usher - Doin' The Most

This is a real sexy track right here and I could REALLY see myself making love to a special someone while this was playing. Maybe one day, but until then check out this hot shit:

Usher - Doin' The Most


When songs like this come out it makes me regret not wanting to be in a relationship... oh well fuck it, I'm Fiyah and I ride solo...for now. Anyway, good shit Ush!

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Sara Stokes Got New Titties...& They're Awesome!

I almost forgot to talk about Sara Stokes and her new titties! I can't believe it, its not like me to just forget a titties when I see one (preferably 2 lol).

Well anyway look at those fuckin' melons! There's is no question these puppies are fake, but if that's what she wants to do then more power to her. As long as she likes them and that nigga Tony likes them its fine by me. I personally wouldn't have suggested she go so big, but I like, I like lol.

If you wanna see more pics you can go to illseed's Rumors from Friday (the place I 1st saw them), Bossip, or her Myspace.

You know what?? Diddy needs to put those old MTB2 seasons on DVD, those were fuckin' classic! I remember the 1st season went to DVD, but the 2nd (and most popular) season never dropped. I could never get enough of the fights, the rapping, and the rude telephone calls from Tony:

*phone rings*
Chopper: hello?
Tony: Ay, where Sara at?
Chopper: click...dial tone

LMAO!! I dunno where that nigga learn to use the phone, but he came on all wrong and I don't blame Chopper for hanging up on him lol. Anyway, If it came out I'd buy that shit right the fuck now! Speaking of which, I still need to go cop that Martin season 4.

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NYOIL Thinks Nas Is Overrated

Man, if he thinks Nas is overrated I'd hate to hear what he thinks about Lil Wayne lol. Anyway, check out NYOIL talking about Nas and his Nigger album:

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Amanda Diva - Windows Over Harlem

This is for Tonya: I told you should had a video for this lol.


Amanda looks kinda fine with her hair down like that. I mean she'd get it regardless, but she'll really looking like wife piece material here. Oh yeah the song was dope too lol.

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Grandaddy Souf Sues

I remember hearing that somebody got their ass beat back when the Ozone Awards was going on in Miami, but it was news to me when I found out it was Grandaddy Souf. Well apparently the some club bouncers jumped on his for no reason, beat his ass, and threw him out in the streets with his pants down! You can click here to see a picture of the aftermath.

Anyway, rightfully so he's suing the club, but fuck it the only reason I'm really writing this is because this nigga is 35! Look, if you're a 35 year-old rapper out there reading this QUIT! 35 is WAYYY too old to be still trying to make it lol. I don't care if you do put Grandaddy in your name, that's still past the "tryna make it" period lol. I got nothing against the nigga personally, he might be a kool dude and make good music, but 35 is just too old to be trying to pursue a career in Rap.

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Abortion Man

Sometimes ignorant is funny...unfortunately this isn't one of those time lol. This shit is a comical dud, but I'll let you watch first if you haven't see it yet:


Yeah I know this is wrong and immoral blah, blah, blah...look, I'm more offended by how funny this WASN'T. I mean damn how do you drop the ball like this?? It was just an overall extremely dry video.

They actually could've pulled this shit off by making the dialogue between the boy and girl funnier or at least trying to add some jokes in there. I dunno whatever, shout out to Ms. Pop Culture Junkie which is where I found this wackery.

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More Nelly, Cons, & Murph In The Booth

Here's a lil more of that video of Nelly, Cons, and Murphy Lee goin' in on Rap City last week.

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Ace Hood (Feat. Rick Ross & T-Pain) - Cash Flow

I often think about this song and wonder if its actually doing anything outside of 99Jamz, where Khaled has it playing CONSTANTLY, but I guess only time will tell. Until then, check out the video and even though this kid kinda came out of nowhere, 954 stand up regardless!



1. Why in the FUCK did Rick Ross have those ugly ass glasses on when his verse started?? An example of everything expensive doesn't always look good lol.
2. Why in the FUCK did Rick Ross have on that tight ass green jump suit??
3. Who the hell keeps putting The Runners in these videos?? They look so lame and out of place that it fucks up the 'hood look of the scene lol.

Don't get me wrong, I like Rick Ross and The Runners, but those questions NEED to be asked lol. Overall the video was straight. The area didn't really look familiar, but I pray that they at least let the man shoot his video in Broward.

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April 27, 2008

IGN's GTA IV Review; 10/10!

I was talking to my great ol' friend Justin yesterday on that awesome new Facebook chat shit and GTA IV came up. Now, its no question that I was copping regardless (which is why I've been scouring the earth looking for an more affordable PS3, sorry I don't do 360 lol), but when he told me IGN gave it a 10/10 I was just amp'd beyond believability! I went to see for myself and it was true story! No game has received a 10/10 from IGN since fuckin' Zelda lol.

Anyway, I was gonna post the actual text review until I found the more convinient video review thanks to Miss Info's cute ass. Check it out!


Damn, I wasn't even gonna spend my stimulus check just in spite of Bush, but now it looks like I'm gonna have to...damn you Rockstar Games! lol.

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April 26, 2008

Tim Westwood Clowin' Lupe's Chain!

LMAO!! Damn, Tim is a wild boy for this shit. Check him out ridin' on Lupe's thin ass chain lol.


I don't care about chains and shit like that, but damn this shit was just hilarious to me lol.

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Nelly Goin' IN!

I dunno what Rap City this was, but Nelly showed his ass on this shit! At least we know what the hell he's been up to since his last album in '04 lol. Check him out:



Damn, Murph should've just stayed home lol. Yeah I'm definitely gonna have to check out that Brassknuckles shit June 24th!

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Joell Ortiz - Letter To Obama

Check out Joell goin' in in the name of Obama lol.

Joell Ortiz - Letter To Obama


Sick as always.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Stacey Dash's King Spread

I ain't gon' lie, I wasn't that impressed by these pics (besides the cover, the one at the top and the 1st at the bottom) and that's why I didn't post them the other day when they came out, but fuck it. Damn, King is fuckin' up, but shit Stacey is so fuckin' FINE!

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The Worst Name Ever!

Who knows why I've just been stashing this shit in my tabs the last few weeks, but I found it as a result of watching the worst rap battle ever with Eli Porter and that other nigga...another video in which I never posted lol. Hell, y'all should have seen that shit by now though because I got it from E-Rich the same night those Barack Obama bitter comments came out lol. Anyway, check dude out:



Damn, does it get any worse than that?? Thank goodness for him he didn't grow up in the 90's or he would've definitely had to shoot up a school lol.

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April 25, 2008

David Banner Has 3 Albums In The Stash For Dat Ass!

Unfortunately for him the first of the 3, The Greatest Story Ever Told, is dropping June 3. That's right, week after Usher's Here I Stand... bad move! lol. I forget what label David Banner is signed to, but somebody needs to get on the phones and get that album pushed back to August ASAP lol.

The next album, which has no release date, is simply titled 13. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure we'll get it when the time comes.

The last isn't really a David Banner album per se, its more of a soundtrack type shit for his Adult Swim cartoon That Crook'd 'Sipp. The cartoon debut is coming up on May 15th, no word on when the album/sdtk is dropping though.

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Brett Favre On Madden '09 Cover

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I'm still sad about the Sean Bell news so this'll be my last post for a few hours.

Anyway, this is the new cover for Madden 2009, which comes out August 12th, and as you can see Brett Favre is the cover boy. I guess they were getting tired of the Madden curse thing so they picked someone who retired, smart lol.

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Fuck The Police! No Justice, No Peace!



1) 3 NYPD detectives acquitted in groom slaying

This shit is just disgusting! How could you be justified in shooting someone 50 times that's has NOT committed any type of crime, fired any type ammo, or even brandish any type of weapon??

With that said, I can't say I'm surprised by this verdict. And they had the nerve to be mad at Rev. Wright for saying goddamn American.

2) Rebate Checks Going Out Early

I hope the American people realize this is already their money and they're really just getting a pay day advance. SMH...

3) Gasoline thefts rise with pump prices

Damn, we need some pump like that down here! You can't do that shit here for nothing lol.

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April 24, 2008

Random News Shit



1) Wesley Snipes sentenced to 3 years in prison

I'm about to start up the 'Free Wesley' campaign, who's with me?! lol.

2) Burglar loses fight with blind man

This criminal is a fuckin' failure at life lol. How do you get your ass whupped by someone who can't see you?? Then on top of that his excuse for being there was that he was looking for his cat LMAO! Welp, expect to see this guy on Best Week Ever tomorrow, SMH.

3) Father of two dies after sliding off escalator railing

I forgot to post this last week and its one of the saddest things I've ever heard in my life!

4) Holiday postcard arrives 93 years later

I only pray that the sender and the sendee didn't have a life long disagreement about if he/she really sent it or not lol.

5) Woman keeps hair appointment after car crash

This lady was a G, she didn't even bother parking in the parking lot, se parked right in the salon. She moust've really needed her hair done lol.

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Hovi Sonnin' The Paparazzi

Damn he sonned this dude lol. Click the pic:



LMAO!! "Yo, stop talking to me man. You know better than that." Damn! lol. Sometimes I feel like telling people that too so I think I'm gonna try it out at work Saturday lol.

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Idiocracy 101: That Wasn't A Compliment Nigga!

Damn man this dude is so not smart lol. Its kinda sad almost. If you don't know what I'm talking about check out what Soulja Boy had to say about LeBron saying him responding to DeShawn Stevenson would be like Jay-Z responding to Soulja Boy:



SMH. Can you get more clueless?? I mean I didn't expect him to be mad at LBJ or try to fight the nigga, but I don't even think this man understands what he was trying to say lol. This dude actually said, "for my name to even come up in that type of conversation, that's more power to me...why they ain't use somebody else name? ...Why compare me to Jay-Z?" LMAO!! You think its a good thing that your name came up as the opposite of Jay-Z?? Seriously, how could that be a good thing?? Lets see, if Jay is one top, I wonder who's on bottom?? Hmm... lol. And he didn't compare you to Jay-Z he used you as an example of how stupid it would be for a living legend in Hip-Hop to respond to a peon-esque rapper lol. Idiot, idiot, fuckin' idiot! lol.

I'm not mad at him for not being pissed at LeBron though, that's a good thing, but why he feels honored to be brought up as the worst rapper in the game is beyond me. Whatever, I gotta give him some credit for staying around as long as he has. Don't get me wrong, he still only has one hit single and therefor is still a one-hit wonder, but I just figured dude would disappear after his sole hit died out. Nope, he's stayed around and is actually supposed to be dropping another album called Back To School in the fall. He won't be the first one-hit wonder to have a 2nd album though, but don't look for anymore hits coming from that dude...ever lol.

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The Jet Pulls A Kobe

I'm still waiting for the video of a real kid doing this and getting bodied, but this will do until then lol. This is a clip from last night's Inside The NBA after Kobe dropped 49 on Enver (no D lol):

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T.O. Loves Porn??

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/24/08

No surprises this week, Mariah knocked Leona Lewis out to takeover the #1 spot, like I told you last week, as E=MC² moved 463,000 out the store. Leona still sold a respectable 95,000, but this is Mariah's chart until the May 7th SoundScans come out and Madonna is all up in her grill lol. She'll hold her own regardless so expect her to go platinum within the next month. And so long to Ray-J, Rick Ross, and Danity Kane who all exited the top 10 this week.

In the upset of the year Leona Lewis was dealt the knock out punch I warned about BUT not from Mariah like I said last week, instead by Lil Wayne's Lollipop! Lil Wayne scores his first #1 single, unfortunately he had to put his "best rapper alive" lyrics to the back to do so (hmm what does that tell ya?? lol). Congrats to the young man, now if The Carter III flops the collective laugh will be even louder lol. Anyway 3, 4, and 5 remain the same, 6 and 7 flip-flop, so does 8 and 9, and Flo Rida finally exits the top 10 and Miley Cyrus finally enters.

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. Mariah Carey - E=MC²
2. Leona Lewis - Spirit
3. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: Best Of Both Worlds Concert
4. Lady Antebellum - Lady Antebellum
5. Various Artists - NOW 27
6. George Strait - Troubadour
7. Various Artists - Alvin & The Chipmunks sdtk
8. Various Artist - Juno sdtk
9. R.E.M. - Accelerate
10. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift

Gnarls Barkley's Odd Couple jumps 7 spots 27-20.
Ray-J's All I Feel falls all the way from #7 to #35 this week lol.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (2-1)
2. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (1-2)
3. Jordin Sparks - No Air (3-3)
4. Usher - Love In This Club (4-4)
5. Mariah Carey - Touch My Body (5-5)
6. Madonna - 4 Minutes (7-6)
7. Ray-J - Sexy Can I (6-7)
8. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (9-8)
9. Chris Brown - With You (8-9)
10. Miley Cyrus - See You Again (11-10)

  • John Mayer's Say jumps 23 spots 35-12. Wow, that was random lol.
  • Danity Kane has a new peak as their single Damaged jumps 6 spots 20-14. Just imagine the damage it would've done if it was released more than just a week before the album out.
  • Mariah's Bye Bye is this week's top debut at #23! This will be top 10 in the next couple of weeks.
  • Nelly makes a HUGE 41 spot jump 81-40 with the Fergie assisted Party People.
  • After like 3-4 million views on YouTube, Ashtani's The Way That I Love You finally makes some moves on Billboard and just 9 spots 53-44.
  • Mariah makes another debut this week with Migrate featuring T-Pain.

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Jadakiss - What Goes Up Must Come

Damn, when is that Kiss My Ass droppin'?? Well y'all will find out when I find out I guess, but for right now check this out.

Jadakiss - What Goes Up Must Come


Short and sweet. Niggas can't go in like that in 50 bars and he smash it in like 16. It actually sounded like less, but shit was dope.

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Usher Feat. Beyonce & Lil Wayne - Love In This Club Pt. 2

Welp so much for my thinking if/when they did an official Love In This Club remix they'd use that T.I. verse lol.

Usher Feat. Beyonce & Lil Wayne - Love In This Club Pt. 2


B and Ush sound sweet together on this track. Another unnecessary Lil Wayne feature, but at least he didn't spit some completely irrelevant wannabe lyrical mess this time lol. He did spit the wack line, "we could do it like a stack, I mean we can do it like a G," but I guess I could overlook that though it was pretty weak lol.

Welp expect to not hear the original on the radio soon as it'll soon be replaced by Pt. 2.

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April 23, 2008

Cowboys agree on deal to acquire Pacman from Titans

Remember that shit I wrote yesterday about it not looking good for Pacman or Ocho Cinco to be joining the Cowboys?? Well throw that shit out because we just landed one of them! That's right, Pacman is coming to Dallas! I'm so happy right now lol.

We had to give up a 4th round pick and potentially another pick in next year's depending on how much Pac plays, but its all good I think its well worth it. Remember what the Pats got for a 4th rounder last year?? Exactly! lol.

Still no word on Chad, but this is a great start! Oh yeah, and word on the street is that the Dolphins are looking to trade Jason Taylor for a 1st rounder so maybe we can team him and Zach Thomas back up in the Big D! Aww man I'm so happy right now lol.

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INN: Teen forces senile woman, 85, to make 'gangsta' video

Y'all heard about this shit?? If not, check out the stories on TMZ.com and Sun-Sentinel.com. This has got to be INN & Idiocracy 101 of the Year LMAO! This nigga is a fuckin' moron lol. Seriously, why would you do this??? I mean maybe I'm too educated to understand a fool's mind, but I just can't make sense of the thought process that would make you ridicule your own grandmother like this. How does this prove that you are "gangsta"?? If you need an old lady with a .22 and a ski mask to justified your thug then maybe you should've stayed in school lol.

Was this really worth running the risk of getting your manhood taken in jail?? Matter of fact, he can't get his manhood taken because that would imply that he is a man, which he obviously isn't. Michael Raymond Alfinez, the dumbest nigga of the day lol. Ahh... ignorance, the shit great comedies are made of lol.

Here's a video from Sun-Sentinel.com that has a clip of the video in question, but I'm still looking for the real one. When I find it I'll post it.

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Can You Say Backfired??

Somewhere in St. Louis Nelly is celebrating because not only did 50 Cent knock The Game from that June 24th release date, but he also knocked himself and G-Unit from it too lol. Adversely Plies is somewhere in Fort Myers crying because he moved his date (June 10th, but originally June 24th) closer to Usher's (May 27th) for no reason lol.

Anyway, the new dates are July 1st for G-Unit's Terminate On Site and July 8th for The Game's L.A.X. [FULL STORY]

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INN: Riskay - Smell Yo Dick Video

I know a lot of y'all weren't with me then, but I called this shit out way back in November lol. You can go to that post if you wanna read what I had to say about the ignorance that is this song and video lol.


I knew that was Laguna Beach! I don't go to clubs like that, but I know that one awfully well because if you remember I went there with Smiley back in November also and took all those pics. I wonder why that fine ass black girls that worked there was?? I hope she ain't quit 'cause I wanna go back there one day lol.

I wonder why she was down in Lauderdale anyway, I thought she was from Bartow?? And yes, I still don't know where that is lol.

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R. Kelly - Hairbraider Video

Looks like this nigga was actually serious about this shit lol. Damn Kellz fell off lmao.

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April 22, 2008

Mariah Carey Feat. Jay-Z - Bye Bye (Remix)

Its rare that you get a remix for a 2nd single that hasn't even been released yet, but with legendary artists like Mariah and Jay-Z anything is possible.

Mariah Carey Feat. Jay-Z - Bye Bye (Remix)


Not as "upbeat" as JD promised, but Hov ripped it anyway so its all good. I really don't know how you could have made a song like this upbeat, but whatever that's JD logic lol. Now we just need that Usher and Hov record they were talking about!

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50 Cent Evaluates Young Buck's Response

Here we go again, and somebody please fire 50 from whatever movie he's doing because its gettin really hard to take him serious looking like that lol.



I'm with Fif on that natural high shit. I still don't see the point of smoking or drinking, just never made any sense to me lol. Regardless 50 was right on with what he expected Buck to do...even though it wasn't really a diss record.



Oh yeah and his attempt to Game push his album back have been unsuccessful so far lol.

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STFU Award: Khia aka Ms. Irrelevant

After a stunting knock out last night, Khia is back to being the irrelevant person who thinks she's the shit and acts like she doesn't know she's irrelevant. Check out what this fool had to say about being kicked off the show for being such a failure:

"It was my perfect exit...I planned on going to the show to promote my music. My mission was accomplished. Everybody there used pre-written material, so it was like [MC] Serch was hating all along. Serch and all the rest of them will have to really accomplish something, before I have anything to say about them."

Yeah, everybody might have used pre-written verses, but you were the only one dumb enough to use something that's already been released. I mean, I know the album flopped, but come on nigga. And how's she gonna say Serch needs to accomplish something when she has accomplished NOTHING?? If that's the case, then she should have nothing to even say about herself. I mean, damn, at least he's hosting the show, you were a fuckin' contestant trying to get a deal.

"The show was a joke... Now that I'm gone, the ratings will be going down. Everybody know they were watching the show to see me."

No nigga, you're a joke, and we weren't watching to see you succeed, we were watching to see you fail so we could laugh and it only took you 1 and 1/10 of 2 episode to do just that.

"I'm independent and I don't want to be signed to a label," Khia said. "I like the independent money and the independent success. I'm Khia, I'm still in my same neighborhood, I'm around my people, my community, I want to uplift them and let them know you can make it no matter where you're from, or what struggles you've been through."

Wrong again nigga, it's not that you don't wanna be signed, it's that no one wants to sign you. And if independent money was so good, then why are you still in the same neighborhood?? You're broke and struggling for exposure, but just become more and more of an irrelevant joke the more you open your crooked ass mouth. Please, just shut the fuck up. [FULL STORY]

(Note to all up and coming rappers: if you're 37 and still haven't made it, QUIT!)

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Fat Joe Clowin' G-Unit On The New SMACK

Damn, SMACK totally fell out and let The Come Up take their lane, but this is some good footage from (hopefully) an upcoming release. Plus, there hadn't been any Fat Joe/50 beef talks in the past few days so why not? lol.



I hate to say it, but he was 100% right about everyone except Buck lol.

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Making Of DMX's New Album

As you know by now X is dropping another Rap album entitled Walk With Me Now alongside a Gospel album entitled You'll Fly With Me Later. Things have since changed (thank goodness) and now X is only dropping the Rap one...for now.


That first track sounded dope! They should really bring his reality show back that shit was classic lol.

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Its Not Looking Good For Ocho Or Pac

With the new shit that popped up in Pacman's Las Vegas case the trade talks are "stuck in neutral" according to ESPN.com. That sucks ass! We NEED to get that trade done since we let DeAngelo Hall fly right over our heads and into Al Davis' old ass lap. [FULL STORY]

As far as Chad Johnson goes, the Redskins made the Bengals an over of the 21st overall pick in this year's draft and 3rd rounder that could turn into a 1st rounder in the 2009 draft...and they turned it down! That's a bit of a double edged sword because while its good the Redskins weren't able to get him, its also bad that Cincy is willing to turn down such a sweet deal. On top of that, they also said when the 'Boys and Eagles inquired about him they were told he was not up for trade. [FULL STORY]

I'll remain optimistic anyway, but we need to get one of these deals done, if not both.

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KG Wins Defensive Player Of The Year

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More bittersweet news for me as it pertains to me and KG as he wins his first Defensive Player of the Year Award. I always wish him well, but I'm still pissed he went to the C's. I probably should be more mad at the T'Wolves, but whatever lol. [FULL STORY]

Anyway, speaking of the NBA, did y'all see the 2 games last night?? I actually wanted the Wizards to win the series against the Cavs, but since they wore those god-awful gold and black uniforms both games I'm glad they're down 0-2 lol.

As far as the late game goes, I watched the end and the refs definitely bailed the Jazz out last night. That was FAR from a foul, but it took away the gaming tying 3 Bobby Jackson hit and the Rockets went on to lose. Tough break lol.

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This Week In Flops 4/22/08

First off, damn don't this chick look like Brandon T. Jackson in that pic?? lol. Anyway, don't expect many records to be sold when SoundScan comes out next week because these 3 albums have no buzz and I just found out they were all dropping today...today lol.

Out of this group I think Tiffany Evans will come out on top and do about 20-30k.

Next up is Prodigy's (is this nigga in jail yet??) third album H.N.I.C. Pt. 2. I'm sure nobody is really checking for this shit so I'm guessing 15-25k.

I didn't even know Bizzy Bone had an album coming out and if I don't know then you probably don't either and that's never a recipe for success. This album won't even chart, but I'm guessing somewhere in the 2-5k range.

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INN: Plies' Album Cover

LMAO!! The "C" on his wack ass chain is really a "G" and the doodoo is really there, but I just though this version was much better lol. You can click here to see the actually cover though. He's still the personification of all black stereotypes so expect more of the same with his new album lol.

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Playboy's Girls Of Olive Garden Contest

Do you work at the Olive Garden and dream of one day getting naked for Playboy?? Well finally there's a contest for you!

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Today Is The Day...

Welp, today is the day. All my PA people 18 and up I hope you vote AND make the right choice. You know I'll be right at the TV at 8 when the polls close so I got my fingers cross that Barack can pull out a win or at least make things close.

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April 21, 2008

The Joke Of The Night: Khia

LMAO!! Man, did y'all see Khia get kicked off of Miss Rap Supreme tonight?? Well it turned out that her "16" last week was just a piece of a song from one of her previous weed plates and upon further research I found out that it was from the last one, Gangstress. That trick had at least a 4-5 month head start with her rap and she still had the worst rhyme of the night LMAO!!

Damn that girl is a failure lol. I mean not only did she lose all credibility by going on that show (whatever credibility she had at least lol), but when it turns out that she was the first person to be eliminated just took it to a whole different level. Not to mention that she lied about her age to go on the show (she's 37, not 30). She now officially can't talk trash about anybody...EVER lol. If she did it would be like Vanilla Ice going at Nas lol.

As far as the show goes Nicky2States (aka Foxy Brown 2.0) is a damn freak! No wonder she has so many damn kids lol. And I'm disappointed in Ms. Cherry for fuckin' up her rap because she came in ill on her verse...oh well lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ayana Kitten

Damn, this chick is real! Great tits...GREAT!

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Another Day, Another Stomping

Damn, I just posted that historic stomp last night and I already got another to post lol. This time it was a fight that broke out at a Jeezy concert in Duval. Shout out to Jeezy shouting out Lauderdale at the end of the video!



Pretty good stuff, but definitely not as devastating as last night's lol.

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ThisIzGame.com??

That's right, you can go there right now and see Game has set up ThisIzGame.com to promote his album L.A.X. (in stores June 24th!!) in response to ThisIs50.com. I don't know if this should be categorized as Stan shit, but it should be close lol. [FULL STORY]

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