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These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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May 31, 2011

Chocolate Drop Video Shoot


Seven bars!

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2011 NBA Playoff Predictions: NBA Finals

MIAMI, FL - MAY 30:  An exterior view of the American Airlines Arena before the start Game 1 of the 2011 NBA Finals between the Miami Heat and the Dallas Mavericks on May 30, 2011 in Miami, Florida.
(3) Dallas Mavericks vs. (2) Miami Heat
Thoughts: Finally, the NBA Finals have arrived and they promise to be like nothing we've seen from these 2 teams in the past. First off, the 2006 Heat-Mavs Finals is all but irrelevant now. Only 4 out of the 24 players on the Heat and Mavs' '06 Finals active rosters are still with either team (Dwyane Wade, Udonis Haslem, Dirk Nowitzki, and Jason Terry... Erick Dampier not included because he's neither a Maverick nor on Miami's active roster now), and 11 of those players aren't even in the NBA anymore (Alonzo Mourning, Gary Payton, Antoine Walker, Jason Williams, Shandon Anderson, Derek Anderson, and Michael Doleac for the Heat and Jerry Stackhouse, Adrian Griffin, Keith Van Horn, and Darrell Armstrong for the Mavs). Not to mention LeBron James was in Cleveland, Chris Bosh was in Toronto, Jason Kidd was in New Jersey, and Tyson Chandler was in Chicago.

Then moving up to the 2 meeting of the 2010-11 season, both clubs have gone through major changes since their last meeting on December 20th. For Dallas: Caron Butler was healthy and starting, and Peja Stojakovic and Corey Brewer weren't on the roster. For Miami: Udonis Haslem missed both games, Mike Miller only played in one for 4 minutes (it was his first game back from thumb surgery), Zydrunas Ilgauskas was starting, Carlos Arroyo was still on the roster (and starting point guard), and Mike Bibby wasn't. So yeah, these Finals will be like nothing we've ever seen in the past.

Now, with that being said, being bored as fuck over the past few basketball-less days drove me to re-watch both of Heat-Mavs game for this season. Despite the huge difference in both teams now, there were some interesting tidbits I learned that will affect these Finals. Here are a few:
  • LeBron shouldn't guard Dirk, Chris Bosh should. After LeBron shut down Derrick Rose, everybody has been talking about him possibly guarding Dirk, but after watching the games, it's clear that Bosh would be the best option. Of course Haslem (who did a great job on Dirk in the '06 Finals) wasn't there, but Dirk dogged everybody else that guarded him except Bosh. As the Heat have been saying, Dirk is gonna make shots regardless of who's guarding him, but I don't see the logic of taking your best perimeter defender and making him guard a 7-footer who can back him down and shoot over him, much like he constantly did when Joel Anthony was on him. Plus, if LeBron is guarding the low post, that means he’s not out in transition on fast break opportunities and I doubt Miami wants that. Bosh and Haslem should split duties guarding Dirk.

  • Bosh is a match up problem for Dallas. A common theme in both games against Dallas was Bosh shooting wide open jumpers, especially early on. Dirk isn't the best defender, so while Bosh guarded him a lot, he guarded Zydrunas Ilgauskas a lot. Tyson Chandler spent the most time on Bosh, but he was reluctant to come out to the wing, thus Bosh shooting open jumpers. As he showed in the East Finals, Bosh is more than capable of hitting open jumpers, so the Mavs definitely need to look into better options defending him.

  • Jason Kidd can't guard Wade. I know I'm not breaking any news here, but at age 38, Kidd just didn't seem to have the quickness to stay in front of Wade. I know Kidd did a nice job on Kobe in round 2, but Kobe is old, Wade isn't. Dallas should stay clear of sticking Kidd on Wade.

  • DeShawn Stevenson did a great job defending Wade. On the other hand, Stevenson was able to stay in front of Wade and not let him drive to the basket for easy scored. If I'm Dallas, I play him big minute just for that fact alone.

  • Mario Chalmers can't guard J.J. Barea. Being that they're both back-up point guards, it'd make sense to have Chalmers guard Barea, but in the 2 game earlier this season, Barea constantly beat him off the dribble and got lay-up. I'm assuming Miami noticed this too since they said they're gonna approach guarding him like they approached guarding Derrick Rose. I don't think that means they'll stick LeBron on him, but Wade did a great job of containing him, so it’ll probably be his job.

  • Caron Butler will be missed. When your 2nd best player is out for the season, it’s obvious he’ll be missed, but he really did a number on the Heat in those 2 games this season. He held LeBron to 5 of 19 shooting in the first game, and 6 of 17 shooting in the second (including 0 points in the first half) while leading the team in scoring with 23 points. He could be the difference in this series.

Dallas' Key To Victory: Closing down the lane. Despite LeBron and Wade's marvelous shooting in the last 3:14 of the East Finals, you still rather have them shooting jumpers than driving to the hoop and getting your big men in foul trouble. If guys like Tyson Chandler and Brendan Haywood can close off the lane, it could go a long way in getting them all rings.

Miami's Key To Victory: Not getting killed from the 3-point line. When they're not getting the ball to Dirk and letting him work his magic, the Mavs want to swing the ball out on the perimeter and get open shots for their shooters like Peja Stojakovic and Jason Terry. Limit the wide open opportunities and Miami should be in good shape.

Dallas' X-Factor: Shawn Marion. Initially, I was gonna go with J.J. Barea because Mario Chalmers can't guard him (or at least he couldn't in either Heat-Mavs game from earlier this season), but I have to go with Marion because with Caron Butler out, he'll be asked to continue filling that void (which now includes guarding LeBron James). He had 2 great games off the bench for Dallas against Miami this season (14 and 5 in the first, 7 and 13 in the second), so now that he's getting more minutes, it’ll be interesting to see if he can make a true impact like he did against Oklahoma City. If he does, Miami better look out.

Miami's X-Factor: Mike Miller. Miller finally rediscovered his shot in the Eastern Conference Finals, and that was big, but his defense and rebounding will also be key for Miami. It went unnoticed, but in Udonis Haslem's breakout Game 2 against the Bulls, Miller actually had more rebounds (7) than Haslem (5). Doing the small things, as well as hitting the big shots, will be essential for Miami.

Prediction: So this is it, Dirk vs. LeBron, "Good" vs. "Evil," Germany vs. America, American Airlines Center vs. American Airlines Aren (you get the picture). Who will prevail? I’m going with Miami in 6. Though I am a Heat fan, I wouldn’t mind seeing Dirk, Kidd, and Terry finally get their rings, but I’m not as sold about them being able to beat the April-May Heat like they did the November-December Heat. I might’ve felt differently if Caron Butler was healthy, but beating this Heat team 4 times seems improbable. And that’s only magnified by Miami having home court advantage because not only are they undefeated at home this postseason, but since 1999 only 2 teams with home court have lost in the 2-3-2 format: the ’04 Lakers and the ’06 Mavs. (Then again, the Mavs were the younger, seemingly better team in the ’06 Finals and the Heat were the older team that shocked everybody by making it that far, and we all know how that turned out. Just putting it out there.)

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May 30, 2011

Sean Kingston Seriously Injured In Jet Ski Accident

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 10:  Recording artist Sean Kingston attends the Z100 & Coca Cola's All Access Lounge pre-show at Hammerstein Ballroom on December 10, 2010 in New York City.
Around 6PM today Sean Kingston ran his jet ski into a bridge in Miami and is now in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital. No word on how he managed to run into a bridge in broad daylight.

Now, I'm warning you, this next comment is gonna be fucked up. If you don't want to hear it, just leave now.

(You gone yet? Okay, good.)

How do we know Sean Kingston getting hurt in a jet ski accident wasn't God's way of punishing him for Beautiful Girls? I don't see why that's not a possibility, that song blew ass. Also, how do we know it's not just his pride that is in critical condition? Crashing your jet ski into a bridge when Miami is packed with tourists can't be good for the ego.

Welp, I hope dude makes a full recovery so he can once again torment us with terrible music. And speaking of terrible music, why couldn't this have happened to Lil B or Soulja Boy instead? That would've been even more beneficial to our ears than it happening to Sean Kingston. Just putting it out there.

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May 29, 2011

Ex-Con Tim Donaghy Calls Out NBA For "Letting" LeBron Travel


So Tim Donaghy, the guy who did time in a federal penitentiary for betting on games he refereed, is now the officiating police? Dude, go sit your ass the entire fuck down somewhere. Did LeBron travel? Shit yeah he did (though he was clearly trying to draw contact and get a foul call), and I don't have a problem with someone calling that out...just not fucking Tim Donaghy.

And you know what else is crazy? The fact that he's trying to make it seem like Reggie Miller and Steve Kerr were somehow pulling for the Heat by not mentioning that he traveled. Guess what Timmy? We didn't notice it and neither did they! If anything Miller and Kerr were rooting against the Heat, not trying to cover up officiating flaws. I mean seriously, what series was he watching? Miller and Kerr couldn't have been more anti-Heat without showing up in Bulls gear.

Now, of course, Bulls fans will have this to hold their hats on and try to use it to justify Derrick Rose playing awful in the Conference Finals (because you know how LeBron traveling while trying to get fouled directly effects Rose's shooting and passing abilities and all) despite majority of them not realizing he traveled either. Forget the fact that even if the travel was called, the Bulls were still down 4 with 29 seconds left (they couldn't even score 4 points in the last 3:14 of Game 5, but they definitely had a shot at scoring 4 in the last 29 seconds of Game 4) and forget the fact that Dwyane Wade blocks the Bulls' next shot attempt anyway, I'm sure we'll get a healthy dose of this non-call somehow deciding the series from Bulls fans and Heat haters throughout next week and for years and years to come.

My only question for Donaghy is this: What's the point? Are you trying to prove to David Stern you still got it and he should give you your job back? Did you have money on the Bulls in Game 4? Do you also hate LeBron and the Heat? Is this your audition tape for the next season of The Real World? Seriously, what did you hope to accomplish with this?

Alright, I'm done. Now excuse me while I sit and wait for Donaghy's next officiating video breakdown on how the offensive foul called on LeBron with 8 seconds left in regulation of Game 4 was bullshit. (Oh yeah, I forget the NBA is rigging games to help the Heat win, so let's not mention that one.)

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Pinky - Fuck You Pay Me Video


Hold up, hold up, hold the fuck up. Who is dude with the Pres. Obama face "I got change" chain?? How is that okay? This was actually the best Pinky song thus far, but now it is all null and void due to this random act of niggery.

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May 28, 2011

Calm Down & Stop Twisting Scottie Pippen's Words

MJ & Pippen
I swear people are fucking dumb and just love making news out of nothing to have something to get mad over. You would think Scottie went on national television and said "Jesus is a bitch ass nigga" the way mostly everyone has reacted to his comments. What he said was really really not that serious.

Let's take a moment to look at those comments now:

"Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to ever play in the game, but I may go as far as to say LeBron James may be the greatest player to ever play the game because he's so potent offensively that not only can he score at will, but he keeps everybody involved and you have to be on your P's and Q's on defense because no guy on the basketball court is not a threat to score when LeBron James is out there." via ESPN's Mike And Mike

Now, someone show me where Pippen said LeBron was better than Jordan and the greatest player of all-time. Don't worry, I'll wait.

"May." The man said "may." Not "is," but "may." That's "may" as in "I may get in a car accident on my way to work" or "This may be a better way to solve your problem." The word "may" indicates possibility, not inevitability. How isn't that common knowledge? And anyone with an ounce of common sense can clearly see Pippen is not taking a shot at Jordan, but rather applauding LeBron's passing ability in the quote above. Hell, half of the quote is Scottie talking about how off balance defenses have to be knowing LeBron's ability to create shots for others. Pippen's comments aren't blasphemous, they're dead on; LeBron is a better passer than Jordan. Period.

Unfortunately, majority of people don't have common sense, or hell, just sense in general, so instead of hearing what Pip actually said, they heard this:

"Michael Jordan ain't got shit on LeBron James. LeBron is a better scorer, passer, defender, teammate, and person than Jordan and is the greatest to ever play the game of basketball. Go Heat!" via everyone's imagination

Let's just cut the bullshit, all this hoopla is not about Scottie Pippen and it's not about Michael Jordan, it's about everybody "hating" LeBron James for whatever reason. It's true, and do you know how I know? Because I've seen multiple NBA analysts say Dirk Nowitzki may be better than Larry Bird, and not one of them was met with anywhere near the amount of outrage or backlash as Scottie Pippen. Now, of course none of the guys who said it were teammates of Bird (at least as far as I've seen), but the fact still remains that an extremely good player was comparison to a legend. Why wasn't that blown up on SportsCenter? Oh yeah, because everyone still likes Dirk. Simple as that.

(Side note: When I put it in that context, it really makes sense that all the people who now hate LeBron because he took less money to play on a better team would be mad at Scottie Pippen for something he didn't even say.)

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Dan LeBatard Rejoices Over The Heat Running Away The Bulls


Greatest. Rant. Ever.

Also, check out LeBatard's "conversations" with Tony Montana after the jump.


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Tony Romo Gets Married

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 30:  Candice Crawford and NFL player Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys attend the TIME/CNN/People/Fortune White House Correspondents' dinner cocktail party at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC.
No, this is not a picture from the wedding, but Tony Romo did indeed marry Candice Crawford today in Dallas, TX. You can check out E! and TMZ for details, but congrats to my favorite QB. It's a shame I have to hate the NFL right now because I'd definitely buy a Romo jersey as a wedding gift...for me.

Whatever, I wonder how Jessica Simpson feels about this? I'm not positive, but I want to say they were together for like a year longer than he was with this chick and he didn't put a ring on it. Then again, she's getting married soon herself, so maybe she doesn't give a shit. Who's to know?

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Nas Names His New Album

Nas
Well there you have it, Nas' new album (that he will be doing instead of putting out The Lost Tapes 2) will be called Life Is Good. Not all that creative, but I'm sure it will be dope regardless.

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STFU Award: Ric Bucher

Bucher
Before Game 5 of the Heat-Bulls series, your man Ric Bucher was on with Dan LeBatard and Stugotz and said he'd take Derrick Rose over LeBron James if given the choice. What would he have to say after Game 5? Check it out:


I'm not gonna lie, if I was Dan or Stugotz, I would've hung up on Ric's bitch ass around the 9:50 mark when he said disrespected my show for the 2nd or 3rd time by saying he didn't ask to be on the show. Yeah, you might not have asked to be on the show, but you agreed to do it and you knew the type of questioning you'd face from Dan and Stu, so why start acting like a bitch about it? I don't hold any grudges against any national media members who hate the Heat (Bill Simmons, Charles Barkley, etc.), but I lost a lot of respect for Ric Bucher after his last 2 appearances on the LeBatard Show. And I know my respect doesn't mean shit to him at the end of the day, but fuck it, he sounded like a salty, bitter bitch who was dead wrong and refuses to admit it.

Derrick Rose played bad, end of story. Ric Bucher and everyone else can say whatever they want about the rest of the Bulls playing bad and them needing a shooting guard, but that doesn't remove the fact that Derrick Rose played bad. He missed 19 and 20 shots in Games 4 and 5 respectively, and closed the series shooting 35% from the field. But it's the rest of the Bulls's fault they lost? Give me a fucking break. LeBron did better than that last year when everyone said he quit against Boston, and he didn't get nearly the amount of support Rose got.

Oh, and I like how Bucher blames the Heat's defense like it was somehow an unfair advantage and they were supposed to let Rose drive to the hoop freely. Nigga please. Ric Bucher, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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May 27, 2011

Cee Lo Green - I Want You (Hold On To Love) Video


Cee-Lo's wardrobe choices have gone from eccentric to suspect, but this song is still dope as FUCK!

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Lil B - Justin Bieber


I just....just....I don't even know. Hip-Hop lost.

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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)


Here's the unedited version of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's hilarious skit from last week's SNL. Lady Gaga actually looked kinda hot in here. Weird. Oh well, helicopter dick!

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Kendrick Lamar - HiiiPOWER Video


This actually came out a few days ago, but this shit is so dope that I'm gonna post it now anyway. I'm really just getting up on Kendrick Lamar and dude is ill! This is some early Kanye type shit. I'm now a fan.

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May 26, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/26/11

Adele 21
Nothing of importance on the Billboard 200 as Adele's 21 remains #1.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep remains #1 for a 4th straight week. LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem featuring a bunch of folks you've never heard of cracks the top 10 by soaring 12 spots 20-8. Lupe Fiasco's The Show Goes On ascends 3 spots 12-9, and gives him his 2nd career top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Seether - Holding Onto To Strings Better Left To Fray (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 38 (2-3)
4. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (10-4)
5. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (12-5)
6. Beastie Boys - Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (6-6)
7. Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (3-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never (11-8)
9. Fleet Foxes - Helpessness Blues (8-9)
10. Il Volo - Il Volo (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-2)
3. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (4-3)
4. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (6-5)
6. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (7-6)
7. Britney Spears - Till The End (8-7)
8. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (20-8)
9. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (12-9)
10. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (9-10)
  • Lady Gaga's Hair debuts at #12.
  • Chris Brown's She Ain't You hops 10 spaces 53-43.
  • Young Jeezy's Ballin' featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #57.
  • Nicole Scherzinger's Right There featuring 50 Cent debuts at #77.
  • Rihanna's California King Bed starts at #80.

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Mavs Win West; Headed Back To The Finals

Dallas
Oh boy, here we go again. I'm gonna save most of my thoughts on the Mavs for the Finals preview once the Heat advance, but I'm definitely not feeling great about our chances.

Oh, and the Thunder are fuckin' up! Welp, I told y'all we can't take them seriously until they get some real uniforms. Hell, and they probably need a new name too, the Thunder was always wack to me. In fact, I'm seriously considering just going back to calling them the Seattle SuperSonics again. Fuck it, just give Seattle back and be done with it.

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May 25, 2011

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Oprah Winfrey By Jimmy Kimmel & Boyz II Men


Classic classicness!

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Mike Brown Is The New Lakers Coach

Mike Brown
No, not Mike Brown the former head of FEMA, Mike Brown the former coach of the Cavaliers! Yeah, I know, it won't make much difference for the Lakers which shows up, but I thought making that distinction was necessary.

Anyway, Brown got a 4 year deal worth $18.25 million and you can almost hear the excitement of Lakers fans from here..........but not really.

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Beverly Hills Bosh


Man, Chris Bosh has been huge for us in the Eastern Conference Finals, so here's a tribute to him courtesy of 790 The Ticket and DJ Valentine.

Here's the full version of the skit used in the video from FunnyOrDie.com:

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Drake Appears On "The LeBrons"


I was wonder why Drake was at "The LeBrons" premiere event, but now it all makes sense lol.

I'm not gonna lie though, I've watched every single episode of "The LeBrons" and I really don't know why it's not on TV. It's a nice little show. Then again, do Saturday morning cartoons even exist anymore? It feels like there were so many more out when I was little.

Oh well, whatever, check out this hilarious skit from College Humor.

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May 24, 2011

Common At The White House


I know this is old news now, but Common's White House performance is just beautiful. A cop killing thug spewing positive messages through poetry, who would've thunk it?

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Young Real Nigga - Fuck Roger Goodell Video


New video from your boy Young Real, directed by yours truly. And don't forget, that Younger. Realer. Nigga-er. is still available for download!

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Joakim Noah Fined $50,000 For Saying Faggot

CHICAGO, IL - MAY 15:  Joakim Noah #13 of the Chicago Bulls looks on against the Miami Heat in Game One of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2011 NBA Playoffs on May 15, 2011 at the United Center in Chicago, Illinois. The Bulls won 103-82. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.
Fining a guy for saying faggot is some straight faggot shit. I remember watching the game and thinking "Ooh, was I the only one that saw Noah scream 'fuckin' faggot'?" then it started picking up steam, and finally the next morning it got to the point where it was a bigger story than the game itself. That's so fucking wack to me. Seriously, who is offended by this shit? The millions of gay people at the game? The millions of gay people watching at home? And then the biggest thing is the fact that this wouldn't even be a story if the camera didn't catch it. I love America, but it's sad how overly sensitive our society has become.

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Related:
Kobe Bryant Fined $100,000 For Calling Ref A "Fuckin' Faggot"

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#ShawtBusReloaded


Even though Be Your Own Boss is to Broken Equipment Productions what Lady Gaga is to Madonna, this is still pretty funny. It's sad that they have to bite, but then again, there's only so much you can do with cartoons and Hip-Hop.

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Winning Streak by Twista feat. Mario Winans &... Carlos Boozer??


First of all, why? Second of all, why? And third of all, what the fucking fuck? If Joakim Noah got fined $50,000 for saying faggot, I don't see why Carlos Boozer shouldn't be fined $100,000 for embarrassing the league. And he's lucky he got a good game the other day (26 and 17) because I was thinking he should get suspended.

I had some doubt in my Heat's ability to finish out this series in 6 games or less, but after this, I say book it.

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Chocolate Drop In Paris With The Warriors


Yo, who knows Chocolate Drop personally? I need to get him and Young Real Nigga on a track immediately! That would be so fucking epic, I swear.

(Side note: Hopefully David Stern doesn't fine Monta Ellis and the other Warriors for being in this video, but we know Roger Goodell definitely would.)

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Man Code Special Edition: TSU Sextape


LMAO! Man, Billy really makes me miss ComicView because hilarious guys like him aren't getting the look they need, but if he keeps making classic shit like this, that won't be a problem.

And as far as the sextape goes, that's just sadness.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Raps Straight Outta Compton


This shit is so gangsta! I was never really attracted to Gwyneth, but now she's sexy as fuck to me. I mean, damn, I wanna get her pregnant like yesterday!

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May 21, 2011

Every Angle Of The Durant Dunk


Sick, nasty, disgusting shit.

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May 20, 2011

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 114

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect
On today's show I reveal the Fuck Nigga Of The Week (Check that loser out emailing me on some rah rah shit and getting sonned after I recorded the podcast) and the 2 runner ups, announce I'm going for the Guinness World Record for "Least Downloaded Podcast In The World," then talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's poor choice in mistress, the 2011 BET Awards, the Osama bin Laden porno, Young Jeezy joining Twitter, and the fucked up scheduling of the Eastern Conference Finals.




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Bitch Nigga Terrorist


I can't front, this is the best take I've heard on this Osama shit yet. Honestly, James probably should've saved this bit for the stage.

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TM103 Gets A Release Date

ATLANTA - OCTOBER 21:  Rapper Young Jeezy looks on after the game between the Miami Heat and the Atlanta Hawks at Philips Arena on October 21, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia.
Last night Jeezy tweeted that the album was done, and now it has a release date--July 26th. Much like The Game's R.E.D. Album getting a release date, we'll just have to sit and wait to see if this sticks. Hopefully they both do because we've been waiting for-fucking-ever.

(Side note: I can't lie, I'm mildly disappointed the date wasn't August 23rd, so he and Game could go head to head in a "Whose Album Will Get Pushed Back Again First" contest.)

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Republican Leader Christine Radogno Reads A Message From Raekwon


LMAO! I don't know if Raekwon really gave that to her or she was just watching "Chappelle's Show" re-runs, but this is so gangsta on so many levels.

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R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage


Damn news for wrestling fans as one of the legend, Macho Man Randy Savage, has died. TMZ is reporting that Randy, 58, was driving in Tampa, FL this morning when he suffered a heart attack and lost control of his car and crashed into a tree. Terrible, terrible news. R.I.P.

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May 19, 2011

The Adam Carolla Show Becomes Most Downloaded Podcast In The World

Carolla is King
Get it on! Ace was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to make this joyous announcement that he is now the Guinness World Record holder for "Most Downloaded Podcast In The World." Hmm, I wonder if I can get in there for "Least Downloaded Podcast In The World?" I gotta look into that.

In addition to his appearance on Kimmel's show, today's Adam Carolla Show podcast was also about this tremendous feat, as Adam, Alison, and Bald Bryan took phone calls from listeners across the big blue marble. Check that shit out!

The entire Ace interview on JKL is after the jump.

(Side note: Who the fuck is that blonde chick in the bikini that handed Adam the award? She is smokin' HOT! There needs to be a SGGP post on her immediately.)




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Thursday Billboard Update - 5/19/11

Adele 21
Guess who's at #1 again? That's correct, Adele's 21! This past week she moved another 156,000 copies. Coming in at #3 is Lonely Island's Turtleneck & Chain with 67,600 albums sold. Debuting 2 spots below is Tyler, The Creator's first album Goblin with 45,100 albums sold.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep also enjoys another week atop the Hot 100. Amy Wine-who? Lady Gaga's The Edge of Glory is this week's top debut at #6. Pitbull gets his 5th top 5 single as Give Me Everything featuring Ne-Yo and some other niggas rises 8-4. Re-entering the top 10 at #10 is Jeremih's Down On Me featuring 50 Cent.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Various Artists - Now 38 (3-2)
3. Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (3)
4. Christina Perri - Lovestrong (4)
5. Tyler, The Creator - Goblin (5)
6. Beastie Boys - Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (2-6)
7. Cars - Move Like This (7)
8. Fleet Foxes - Helpessness Blues (4-8)
9. Jennifer Lopez - Love? (5-9)
10. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-2)
3. Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory (3)
4. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (8-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (4-5)
6. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (3-6)
7. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (5-7)
8. Britney Spears - Till The End (6-8)
9. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (10-9)
10. Jeremih - Down on Me (12-10)
  • Nicki Minaj's Super Bass flies 26 spots 48-22.
  • Rick Ross' 9 Piece featuring T.I. debuts at #61. Not sure where this came from seeing that the song was on Ashes To Ashes which dropped in December, and won't be on Self Made which drops next week.
  • Ace Hood's Hustle Hard soars 22 spots north 84-62.
  • Lonely Island's Jack Sparrow with Michael Bolton debuts at #69 this week.
  • Jordin Sparks' I Am Woman debuts at #82. Woman she is, because if you haven't seen yet, she is extremely fuckable now.

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Cassidy NOT Suspected Of Murder

Cassidy
Police have now confirmed that Cassidy is not suspected of committing a murder and 2 other attempts, and was just arrested for a probation violated. Whew! Swizz Beatz should give Cass some beats to celebrate because his last album was garbage.

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Vurn - Feel Alright


New shit from an up and coming artist named Vurn. I thought this was dope as fuck. Hot beat, hot video, can't go wrong with that combination.

Check Vurn out on Twitter for updates, and subscribe to his YouTube channel. Also, check out the director of the video, Mandon Lovett, on Twitter.

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May 18, 2011

Mr. Ghetto - Walmart


Niggas man, niggas.

Whatever, I don't know if this dude was serious or not (I hope...no, I pray not), but I'm not even gonna sit here and lie like a didn't enjoy the fuck out of this video. This is ghetto to the 10th power, but damn them N.O. hoes be gettin' it! Fuck this nigga, give me more of them!

The girls go by the name Shake Team (I know, original), and they're on Facebook and YouTube. Unfortunately, they only have one video though. Well, I'm subscribing to their channel, so if they post some more ass, you'll see it here first.

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Newt Gingrich: Glittered


I don't like Newt Gingrich all that much, but if I was him I would've got up and swung on gay buddy. Yeah, I probably would've been charged with a hate crime, but it would've been worth it because nothing is more annoying than glitter. Glitter is more annoying than Soulja Boy and sand combined. No one deserves that, even Newt.

Oh, and Newt, it's not too early to just go ahead and pull out of the presidential race. I'm just saying.

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The Game Gets Another Release Date

Game
After about 2 years of waiting, The Game's R.E.D. Album finally gets (another) release date. We'll see if this one sticks.

You're up next Jeezy.

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May 17, 2011

Cleveland Cavs Win The Draft Lottery

Nick Gilbert, 14, center, the son of Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert, celebrates moments after it was announced that Cleveland won the 2011 NBA basketball draft lottery, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 in Secaucus, N.J. Gilbert was the on-stage representative of the Cavaliers during the announcement.
See Cleveland, LeBron bolting for a better situation in Miami wasn't all bad, now you have the 1st and 4th picks in the 2011 NBA Draft. Now you can get not one, but 2 new franchise players you can fail to effectively build a team around. That would've never happened had LeBron stayed. So what if this is one of the weakest drafts of all-time, you won, take to the streets and celebrate like you would if the Heat got swept by the Bulls. You're welcome.

Anyway, if you were wondering who the Malcolm In The Middle-headed little boy is, no, the Cavs did not auction off a chance to represent the team at the draft lottery to the Make A Wish Foundation. That's actually Dan Gilbert's 14 year-old son, Nick Gilbert. And now that he showed up and won, I'm sure next's draft lottery will look like a Catholic priest's dream.

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Kevin Hart To Host The BET Awards; Nominees Announced

K. Hart
This is gonna sound worse than I mean it to sound, but after selling out across the country, I thought Kevin Hart was bigger than this. Not saying the BET Awards isn't a big event, but he's the hottest comedian in the world right now. The world Craig, the world! Oh well, at least we know it'll be entertaining this year.

Anyway, if you want to check out the nominees for the 2011 BET Awards, click here. I'll go through them all one by one and pick the winners at a later date.

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Cuban Link Talks About Chasing DJ Khaled


Cuban Link sat down with Maya The B on G-Unit Radio the other day and he spoke on a situation where he chased DJ Khaled around a car because he wouldn't play his records. The whole interview is interesting, but you can just skip to 2:46 to hear the part about Khaled.

Now I do like DJ Khaled, but that story is funny as hell, especially when you picture it in your head (go ahead, try it). I'd pay anything to see that footage if it existed, that's fuckin' funny.

Anyway, if you care to listen on, one of my favorite pornstars, Havana Ginger, also pops up and tells an all-time gross porn story and talks about how lame Brian Pumper is.

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One Man's Opinion With Adam Carolla


I know Ace is a middle-aged white man, but fuck it, he's the realest nigga doin' it right now.

Oh, and fuck Rosie O'Donnell and her retarded opinion.

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2011 NBA Playoff Predictions: Western Conference Finals

WCF
Thoughts: Dallas leads the season series against OKC 2-1, but all of the games were played before the Kendrink Perkins trade. The Thunder were good before they got Perk, but they've been a force ever since.

On the other side of things, the one time the Thunder beat the Mavs this season, Dirk Nowitzki didn't play and Caron Butler had just been ruled out for the season....and the Thunder still only won by 4. I know regular season shit doesn't matter, but that's definitely not a good look.

Oklahoma's Key To Victory: Russell Westbrook has to be more Chris Paul and less Derrick Rose for the Thunder to succeed. It's no military secret that Kevin Durant is the Man in OKC, so to beat Dallas, Westbrook is going to have to do what he did Sunday against Memphis.

Dallas' Key To Victory: Make Russell Westbrook beat you. This is no knock against Westbrook, but if Durant isn't scoring, OKC isn't winning.

Oklahoma's X-Factor: Serge Ibaka. I'm assuming he'll be doing the lion share of guarding Dirk, so his ability on the defensive end may end up being the story for OKC.

Dallas' X-Factor: J.J. Barea. If he murder OKC's bench like he did L.A.'s, this series could be over quickly.

Prediction: Dallas wins in 6. Dallas is secretly one of the oldest teams in the league, so I think that week-plus of rest will be good for them, and they'll handle business. Plus, I can't take Oklahoma City seriously until they get some real uniforms. Their jerseys look like they're from a movie about pro basketball that couldn't secure licensing from the NBA to use the real team's jerseys.

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Blacks On Blacks: Racists, Unfunny, Or Both?


What kinda racist bullshit is this? And only a week after Fox News tried their darnest to paint Common as a criminal? This makes me sad for my daughter.

After years of listening to Adam Carolla, I'm probably one of the least racially sensitive people out there, but this shit is begging me to pull the race card. Do I think the guy is a racist? No, not at all (I'm sure he has plenty of black friends). I just think he's unfunny (on this parody at least, I've never heard any of his others), and his lack of comedic talent put himself in a bad position. Here's the big question: WHY is he rounding up blacks?? That's never answered in this anti-funny piece of shit. Is he a descendant of a slave owner whose slaves ran away that is now looking for revenge (not a bad movie idea actually lol)? Is he a Neo-Nazi who just got out of prison? Is he holding "I need a token black friend" auditions? Is he a 90's R&B white guy who's really into black chicks? Is he trying to start up a 5-on-5 full court? I have no idea because buddy never gives any reasoning as to why he's rounding up packs of niggas like Mel Gibson thought would rape his ex-wife.

The bottom line is this: it's racist because it's pointless and not funny. Had there been either a point or something funny said, the song would've been fine. BUT since there wasn't, dude just comes off looking like a racist lame. Great parodies generally have a hook, or at least some sort of angle, this had none (outside of the fact that "blacks" rhymes with "racks," of course). Poking fun of race can be funny, but only if executed properly. This song is actually less funny than Michael Richards being heckled by a black man. Russ Parr, get ya man.

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Mood Muzik 4.5 Drops TODAY!


Not sure why this video says May 24th, but MM4.5 comes out today. Go cop that!

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May 16, 2011

"Allen Gregory" Trailer


"Allen Gregory" is Jonah Hill's new animated series coming to FOX this Fall. This shit looks HILARIOUS, and it's nice to see a non-Seth MacFarlane produced animated show on making it to TV. Nothing against Seth, I love his work, but damn.

Who am I kidding? I'm sure Seth is behind this sit too somehow. Seth MacFarlane has the animated comedy game on lock like Tyler Perry has the black movies, don't shit move in his realm unless he's involved.

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Ace Hood - Mr. Hood Video


This is track #1 off Body Bag Vol. 1 due May 21st, and I'm definitely fucking with it. I like that he brought it back home and shoot it in Deerfield after the failure that was the Hustle Hard video in front of Corleone Junior High School. I'm not sure about all that "Mr. Broward" talk though. Yeah, he's the only mainstream nigga from down here, but he might wanna pump his brakes a tad because I remember when he first got signed and niggas didn't like him at all lol.

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Pusha T - Blow Video


Thank goodness they brought the Arm & Hammer into the video because I was starting to load up on ashy hands jokes for Pusha in the 20 seconds leading up to it. Welp, since I had to scrap those, I guess I'll be forced to give an honest critique. I liked the video. The song is cool too, though I can never condone "hakuna matata" being said in a serious Rap song.

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Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel Cover Revealed

Hell: The Sequel
This was such a great idea! The only really bad part about it is that they whipped this together before Jay-Z and Kanye could even finish a 10 or 11 track album they were already a good 4 or 5 songs in on. Oh well, June 14th is the date.

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Nas Deads The Lost Tapes 2

Well isn't that just great? I love Nas, but this is bullshit!

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Random News Shit: Death & Hip-Hop Edition

Cassidy
1) Cassidy Suspected Of 1 Murder & 2 Attempts
Again, Cassidy? Really, again??

I can't even believe this, and I hope it's not true, but it's looking bad for the boy. I thought Cass turned his life over to the Lord? You telling me this was all a lie???? Nah son, NAH!

2) M-Bone Of Cali Swag District Killed
When I first heard about this, I thought for sure Hip-Hop was the culprit, but apparently that's not the case. TMZ is now reporting that a possible internet beef over some bitch may be the reason behind the drive-by shooting that killed him. (Side note: Really Cali niggas, y'all still doing drive-bys? That's so passé. And if it wasn't already pussy enough to shoot somebody while driving by them, you gonna shoot a nigga that's well known for dancing? Your gangsta is null and void.)

Whatever, I may not have liked his music, but I still hate to see another young black man slain.

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May 15, 2011

Pinky - Cut The Check


"They call me Pinky, Pinky. My wrist is blingy, blingy." Damn, Pinky can't rap for shit, but the love the fuck out of her regardless lol.

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Dan LeBatard Heat-Celtics Rant

**UPDATE**
And now with video!

Been meaning to post this for all the folks not in South Florida that can't hear Dan LeBatard's show on 790 The Ticket.


"You've got chowder, we've got beautiful women. You've got baked beans, we've got beautiful women. Your women are covered up because of the snow, our women are naked because of the cocaine."

Classic!

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May 14, 2011

2011 NBA Playoff Predictions: Eastern Conference Finals

Eastern Conference Finals
Thoughts: Talent vs. depth. Is it better to have multiple superstars like the Heat, or depth off the bench like the Bulls? Judging by the regular season, depth seems to be the victor with the Bulls going 3-0 against the Heat, but as we saw in the Boston series (the Celtics were 3-1 against the Heat in non-playoff games), regular season records don’t mean squat in the playoffs.

Much like the Celtics’ regular season record versus the Heat, the Bulls’ is pretty sketchy as well. Unlike the Celtics, all of the Bulls’ wins over the Heat came in 2011, which is awesome, but the final scores don’t properly tell the story. In their first meeting on January 15th, LeBron James logged a grand total of 0 minutes, as he sprained his ankle at the end of a game against the Clippers 3 days earlier. (Now to be fair, Joakim Noah also missed this game, but I think we can all agree LeBron is a just tad bit better than him.) After helping the Heat hold a 53-48 lead at halftime, Chris Bosh went on to sprain his ankle in the 3rd quarter and did not return. Dwyane Wade also banged his left knee and jammed both wrists, but managed to finish the game. The Bulls won 99-96.

In their second meeting on February 24th, everyone played, but Chris Bosh oddly went 1-18 from the field (that’s a whopping 6%) and scored just 7 points. Now, as we’ve all saw in the Celtics series, Bosh is more than capable of pulling a disappearing act (see games 1 and 3), but to take 18 shots and only hit 1? That’s all-time bad, and I wouldn’t bank on that ever happening again. The Bulls won 93-89.

The last meeting between these 2 on March 6th was probably the most legit barometer we can use. Yeah, it was in the midst of the Heat’s season long 5-game losing streak, but all the guys were there, and no one had a historically bad outing (a la Bosh’s 1-18). Despite the Heat being in control for majority of the game, the Bulls ultimately won 87-86 after LeBron missed a game winner.

The bottom line is this: in the Eastern Conference Finals, the regular season doesn’t mean shit. What does mean something is how these teams are playing today. The Heat is an impressive 8-2 so far in the playoffs, and is playing their best basketball of the season. After sleep walking through the first round, and parts the second, the Bulls proved Thursday night they’re back and ready to roll. This is gonna be good!

Miami’s Key To Victory: Making Derrick Rose a jump shooter. Rose has no doubt improved his jumper this season, but he’s still a dreadful 3-point shooter. Good thing for the Heat he hasn’t realized it yet. In 11 playoff games, Rose has shot 71 3’s (6 per game) and only made 18 of them (25%). If the Heat can keep him around the arc and out of the lane, this series could turn into a laugher.

Chicago’s Key To Victory: Playing great team defense. Unlike Chicago, you can’t stop Miami by shutting down one guy, so all 5 guys on the floor need to be on their defensive A-games. If the Bulls are keeping the Heatles out of the paint and closing out on their 3-point shooter, this series could be over fast.

Miami’s X-Factor: Mario Chalmers. Mike Bibby will most likely continue to start, but Chalmers will finish. If he can hit his open shots and prevent Dwyane Wade and LeBron James from being forced to waste energy and fouls trying to guard Derrick Rose, it will be huge for Miami. (Side note: I can’t lie, I’m also hoping for Rose to have a Chalmers mental block stemming from the '08 National Championship game.)

Chicago’s X-Factor: Keith Bogans. Obviously, the Heat’s defensive focus will mainly be on stopping Derrick Rose, so Bogans is probably gonna be wide open a lot. In the Hawks series, Bogans shot 49% from 3, if he’s not being guarded, I can’t see why that wouldn’t continue.

Prediction: Heat wins in 6. You want to know why? One name: John Hollinger. ESPN.com’s Insider is the only person I’ve seen correctly pick the Heat to win in 5 in both the first and second round. Now he’s taking them in 6 against the Bulls, so I’m gonna do the same and hope his luck has yet to run out. If the Heat can manage to win one of these first 2 games in Chicago, we should be looking good.

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May 13, 2011

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 113

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect
This week I have a super duper exclusive interview with Young Real Nigga! You're definitely gonna wanna listen to it for that alone. Trust me! Anyway, after the interview I talked about the Eastern Conference Finals, Miami Heat haters, Fox News trying to vilify Common, Son Of A Gun, and Bernard Hopkins becomes the first ever Fuck Nigga Of The Week.

Don't forget to download Young Real Nigga's new mixtape Younger. Realer. Nigga-er.!


Link to Jon Stewart sonning Fox News on Common's behalf.


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Young Real Nigga - Younger. Realer. Nigga-er.

Yessir! The illest mixtape in the history of ever has finally hit the internets! Younger. Realer. Nigga-er. by my new artist Young Real Nigga! Enjoy!


1) Nova Giovanni Intro
2) Younger. Realer. Nigga-er.
3) Tracks On Tracks
4) Get Ya Titties Done
5) Weed & Titties
6) Lyssa Honey
7) Gettin Hoes Pregnant
8) 6 Foot 7 Foot
9) Chico Stick Jones
10) Amber Rose (Bald Head Ho)
11) Fuck Roger Goodell
12) Might Kidnap A Nigga
13) Yonkers
14) Eat Da Box
15) White Folks Bet Not Say My Name
16) Nova Giovanni Outro
17) Osama bin Laden Death Anthem

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May 12, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/12/11

Adele 21
Adele's 21 remains #1 with another 155,200 sold. I guess I can't blame her ex for trying to get some of that money. The Beastie Boys' Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 debuts at #2 with 128,200 sold. Jennifer Lopez's Love? begins at #5 with 83,100 sold. Sade's The Ultimate Collection starts off at #7 with 37,600 sold. Musiq Soulchild's MusiqTheMagiq debuts at #8 with 34,800 sold.

Adele's 21 has spent 7 non-consecutive weeks at #1 on the Billboard 200, now it's time for her to try her hand at #1 on the Hot 100, as her hit single Rolling In The Deep rises 2-1 this week. Lady Antebellum's Just A Kiss debuts at #7, and Pitbull finds himself with another top 10 as Give Me Everything jumps 13-8.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Beastie Boys - Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 38 (3)
4. Fleet Foxes - Helpessness Blues (4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - Love? (5)
6. Stevie Nicks - In Your Dreams (6)
7. Sade - The Ultimate Collection (7)
8. Musiq Soulchild - MusiqTheMagiq (8)
9. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (3-9)
10. Sixx: A.M. - This Is Gonna Hurt (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (1-2)
3. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (7-3)
4. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (4-4)
5. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (5-5)
6. Britney Spears - Till The End (3-6)
7. Lady Antebellum - Just A Kiss (7)
8. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (13-8)
9. Rihanna - S&M (6-9)
10. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (10-10)
  • Kelly Rowland's Motivation featuring Lil Wayne rises 12 spots 43-31.
  • Eminem and Royce Da 5'9" (or as Billboard recognizes them as, "Bad Meets Evil") watches their new track Fast Lane debut at #32. Ohh, so that's what happened when Bad met Evil.
  • Miguel's Sure Thing flies 14 spots 56-42 this week.
  • Nicki Minaj's Super Bass soars a whooping 50 spots, 98-48.
  • Big Sean's My Last featuring Chris Brown finds a new peak jumping 9 spots 63-54.
  • Chris Brown's She Ain't You hops 19 spaces 74-55.
  • The New Boyz Better With The Lights Off with Chris Brown debuts at #61.
  • Jennifer Lopez's I'm Into You featuring Lil Wayne enters the Hot 100 at #72.
  • After debuts at #100 last week, Maroon 5's Never Gonna Leave This Bed jumps 17 spots to #83.

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May 11, 2011

Amber Rose Kills King Magazine

Amber Rose
She's still an opportunist, but gotdamn she's fine! Oh yeah, speaking of Amber Rose, be sure to check out my new artist Young Real Nigga's new single Amber Rose (Bald Head Ho)!

(Side note: What happened to the tattoo on her belly?)


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Will Ferrell On The Daily Show


I'm so mad I missed this last night, but thank goodness for the internets.

Oh, if you don't get the whole bat thing, check this out.

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Newt Gingrich Is Running For President


I guess this is the Republican's way of conceding defeat in 2012. They already knew they weren't gonna beat Barack, but now that Bin Laden is 20,000 leagues under the sea, he's all but assured a 2nd term. Don't expect any serious G.O.P. contenders to join the race.

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Washington Wizards Debut New Bullets-esque Uniforms

Wiz
It would be ill if Washington dumped the Wizards and went back to being the Bullets, but honestly, this is the next best thing. These are easily some of the dopest shit in the fucking league. I'm not joking when I say these uniforms might be worth 10-15 more wins next year. Might.

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The Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden

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Barack Obama On 60 Minutes


I know I said no more Obama/Osama videos, but come on, it's Baracka Flocka Flame!

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May 10, 2011

C'mon Son 23

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May 07, 2011

Billy Sorrells & Deric Evans - Man Code Ep. 4


Another tough episode. I've never heard of a man zipping up another man's pants before, but if that's really going on, I think it should be grounds for swift execution. I'm talking "we finally found Osama" style. No jail time, no trial, just dead.

...Unless you're gay, of course, because then it's whatever. (Fuck y'all, I'm not trying to go out like Tim Hardaway.)

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Twerk Team - Club Down Video


I'm not gonna lie, this song actually isn't half bad (mainly because of the beat though), but I just can't get with them rapping. I'm sorry, I wish I could (okay, no I don't), but I can't get over a rap group being their own buck nasty back up dancers. It's the same reason I can't take Gloria Velez or the African chick with the fake ass and neck tat that raps now (yes, I'm aware 5 seconds of light Googling could help me figure out her name but fuck it) seriously.

And fuck schools, Hip-Hop is the most overcrowded shit in America (besides the amount of negative numbers in our debt). We really, really need to thin the herd. I gotta come up with something. Give me time.

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YC & Barack Obama - Osama Bin Laden Dead


Okay, I promise this is the last "Osama is dead blah blah blah" video I'm gonna post. I SWEAR!

Anyway, that depiction of YC wasn't all that far off. I don't think I ever wrote it on the site, but that guy looks like a cracked out version of Drake. Just a weird looking little muthafucka. And I know it's easy to say this because his music sucks, but hell, even if it was good, he'd still be weird looking.

And with that being said, this is the end of today's super gay critique of another man's appearance. Forgive me.

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May 06, 2011

President Obama On The Death Of Osama Bin Laden


This starts off slow, but hang in there, it's WELL worth it.

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