BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

August 30, 2012

Nas - Bye Baby Video


Fuck Kelis. That's my first thought after watching this video. My second thought was, damn, if MTV and BET still played music videos, this one would be in heavy rotation, especially if Kelis was still relevant. Another thought I had was who is the Seal/Donald Driver looking brotha singing in the background? I just assumed that was a 90's R&B sample, but apparently not, it was Seanold Driver. (UPDATE: Seanold Driver is actually Aaron Hall...so it is somewhat a 90's R&B sample.) Last thought: he should've burned the dress.


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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/30/12

Trey Songz grabs his first #1 album as Chapter V debuts atop the Billboard 200 with 135,000 sold. DJ Khaled's new album Kiss The Ring debuts at #4 with 41,000 sold. For the first time in 79 weeks, Adele's 21 is not in the top 10, falling 8-12. She'll likely return next week, but it's worth noting.

Pretty boring week in the top 10 of the Hot 100 this week.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Trey Songz - Chapter V (1)
2. 2 Chainz - Based On A T.R.U. Story (1-2)
3. Various Artists - Now 43 (2-3)
4. DJ Khaled - Kiss The Ring (4)
5. Justin Bieber - Believe (6-5)
6. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (5-6)
7. Owl City - The Midsummer Station (7)
8. Rick Ross - God Forgives, I Don't (3-8)
9. Tenth Avenue North - The Struggle (9)
10. One Direction - Up All Night (7-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (1-1)
2. Flo Rida - Whistle (2-2)
3. Ellie Goulding - Lights (3-3)
4. Maroon 5 - One More Night (9-4)
5. fun. - Some Nights (6-5)
6. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (4-6)
7. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (5-7)
8. Maroon 5 - Payphone (7-8)
9. Owl City & Carly Raw Jepsen - Good Time (13-9)
10. Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me (8-10)
  • Chris Brown's Don't Wake Me Up jumps 12 more spots 41-29.
  • Trey Songz's 2 Reasons with T.I. hops 9 spots 54-45.
  • French Montana's Pop That featuring Rick Ross, Drake, and Lil Wayne slides 13 spaces 61-48.
  • Miguel's Adorn also moves 10 spots north 68-58.
  • Future's shitty Turn The Lights jumps 10 spots 78-68.
  • Ne-Yo's Let Me Love You jumps 14 spots 88-74.
  • Trey Songz's Dive In debuts at #93.
  • Slaughterhouse's Throw That featuring Eminem debuts at #98.
  • Chief Keef's awful I Don't Like debuts at #100.

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I Be Trappin


This was one of the many videos I missed while I was working on and promoting Ocho That Ho. Good stuff right here.


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August 29, 2012

Mr. Ghetto Arrested, Out On Bond


Wow. Thank goodness he's out on bond...but I'm still gonna get my "Free Mr. Ghetto" shirt ready just in case. Hell, I might even change my fantasy team name Free Mr. Ghetto? It's a thought.

Anyway, check out Mr. Ghetto talking about his situation here.

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August 23, 2012

Ocho That Ho!




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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/23/12

Def Jam continues to win as wack rapper du jour 2 Chainz's debut solo album Based On A T.R.U. Story starts off at #1 with 146,900 sold. Former Eminem victims Insane Clown Posse's Mighty Death Pop debuts at #4 with 40,800 sold.

After one whole week atop the Hot 100, Flo Rida's likely shitty Whistle is dethroned by Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, which soars to #1 after debuting at #72 just last week. Also cracking the top 10 this week is Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me featuring Big Sean (12-8) and Maroon 5's One More Night (15-9).


first week debuts in bold

1. 2 Chainz - Based On A T.R.U. Story (1)
2. Various Artists - Now 43 (1-2)
3. Rick Ross - God Forgives, I Don't (2-3)
4. Insane Clown Posse - Mighty Death Pop (4)
5. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (10-5)
6. Justin Bieber - Believe (7-6)
7. One Direction - Up All Night (8-7)
8. Adele - 21 (9-8)
9. Zac Brown Band - Uncaged (6-9)
10. Yellowcard - Southern Air (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (72-1)
2. Flo Rida - Whistle (1-2)
3. Ellie Goulding - Lights (2-3)
4. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (3-4)
5. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (4-5)
6. fun. - Some Nights (8-6)
7. Maroon 5 - Payphone (5-7)
8. Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me (12-8)
9. Maroon 5 - One More Night (15-9)

10. David Guetta - Titanium (7-10)
  • Chris Brown's Don't Wake Me Up jumps 12 spots 53-41.
  • French Montana's Pop That featuring Rick Ross, Drake, and Lil Wayne slides 9 spaces 70-61.
  • Miguel's Adorn also moves 9 spots north 77-68.
  • Ed Sheeran's The A Team hops 10 spots 85-75.
  • 2 Chainz's Yuck! featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #80.
  • Ne-Yo's Let Me Love You jumps 9 spots 97-88.
  • Lupe Fiasco's Lamborghini Angels debuts at #92.
  • Brandy's Put It Down featuring Chris Brown debuts at #95.

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August 16, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 8/16/12

Taking over the #1 spot this week is Now 43 with 111,000 sold, and no, I can't believe people are still buying these either. Also, Elle Varner's Perfectly Imperfect debuts at #4 with 33,000 sold.

Finally, after 9 weeks of Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, we have a new #1 single in the country! ...And it's another shitty song, Flo Rida's Whistle (3-1).

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Various Artists - Now 43 (1)
2. Rick Ross - God Forgives, I Don't (1-2)
3. Frank Sinatra - Nothing But The Best (-3)
4. Elle Varner - Perfectly Imperfect (4)
5. Colt Ford - Declaration Of Independence (5)

6. Zac Brown Band - Uncaged (2-6)
7. Justin Bieber - Believe (3-7)
8. One Direction - Up All Night (4-8)
9. Adele - 21 (8-9)
10. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Flo Rida - Whistle (3-1)
2. Ellie Goulding - Lights (2-2)
3. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-3)
4. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (4-4)
5. Maroon 5 - Payphone (5-5)
6. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (6-6)
7. David Guetta - Titanium (8-7)
8. fun. - Some Nights (11-8)
9. Phillip Phillips - Home (9-9)
10. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (7-10)
  • Maroon 5's One More Night hops another 15 spots 30-15.
  • Nicki Minaj's Pound The Alarm soars 21 spots 50-29.
  • Chris Brown's Don't Wake Me Up jumps 15 spots 68-53.



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August 15, 2012

CB4 Sequel?


Dammit I would love to see a CB4 2!

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August 14, 2012

August 13, 2012

Lupe Fiasco - Lamborghini Angels


I had this song playing and wasn't paying attention then I heard, "Told him take off all his clothes and put ya penis next to mine." That snapped me back into like a Chad Johnson head-butt to the temple. This song is much deeper than I anticipated, but that's Lupe for you, and I love it. Can't wait for Food & Liquor 2!

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Baby Got Back Sung By The Movies


I'd be stunned if this didn't have a million views by the end of the week, and it absolutely deserves every last one.

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August 12, 2012

Brotherly Love 2


Brotherly Love 1 came out 11 months ago and we finally got the sequel. Hopefully it doesn't take another 11 months to get the next part.

As far as this one goes, I liked it. Not much comedy, but it was plenty interesting. Hell, maybe I need to go to video editing school like he did because the action scene was on point.

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Awkward Black Girl Season 2 Ep. 3 - The Jingle

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Hot Pod Ep. 18 & 19

I had some computer issues last week, so I never got a chance to post episode 18, so here it is.


...And here is the latest, episode 19.



Follow us on Twitter @HotPodPodcast if you please.

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August 10, 2012

Ab-Soul - Black Lip Bastard (Black Hippy Remix)


I haven't posted many music videos this year, but this track is so ridiculously hard that it's necessary. Kendrick and Jay Rock? Man, they murked this shit!

Can we get a TDE compilation album?

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Idiocracy 101: Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, Kicked Off LSU's Football Team

You're a surprise Heisman candidate last year, heading into your junior year at LSU, which is coming off a National Champion. One more solid season, and big bucks are staring you in the face as a top NFL draft pick. How do you celebrate your accomplishments?

Well, if you're Tyrann Mathieu, you violate both school and team rules and get kicked out the the football program. Yes, he fucked his money up, now he can't suit up. Smart! Oh well, Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Now while this is bad news for Tyrann (the only way he could play next year is if he transfers to a Division I-AA school, if he transfers to another Division I-A, he has to sit out a year), this is great news for NFL teams. He was probably going pro after this season anyway, but now teams won't have to spend a top 10 pick, or maybe not even a first-rounder, to get him. It'll be like Janoris Jenkins all over again.

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Chiefs Of Staff With Mystikal Ep. 4


I really shouldn't watch these because I get super hyped hearing Mystikal's flow and really who knows if his album will ever see the light of day? This is Cash Money we're talking about after all.

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Ryan Mathews Out 4-6 Weeks With Broken Collarbone

There were already major questions about Ryan Mathews' durability, and the fact that he broken his collarbone on his first carry of the first preseason game certainly won't quiet that noise. And while this sucks for Mathews, it is awesome news for fantasy owners because he was going in the early portions of the 2nd round in most leagues, but this injury will drop him to the 4th or 5th. I, for one, feel much safer taking an injury-prone lead back there, oppose to 12th or overall, or wherever he'd go in the 2nd round.

Speaking of injuries that affect fantasy football, Michael Vick gave folks a scare last night when he accidently slammer his hand against his center's helmet and hurt his thumb. X-rays were negative and Vick said he felt much better after the game, so hopefully he'll be ready for the season. Wait, what am I saying? I'm a Cowboy fan, I hope his thumb falls off!

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August 09, 2012

Dwight Howard Finally Traded To Lakers In 4-Team Deal

Finally, finally, FINALLY, Dwight Howard is a former member of the Orlando Magic and we don't have to hear about how much he doesn't want to be there. Thank you Lord!

This 4-teamer breaks down like this: the Lakers obviously get Dwight Howard and also Chris Duhan and Earl Clark, the Sixers get Andrew Bynum and Jason Richardson, the Nuggets get Andre Iguodala, and the Magic get... Aaron Afflalo, Al Harrington, Nikola Vucevic, Moe Harkless, and first-round picks from all 3 teams (you know, because anytime you can get the first round picks of playoff teams, you've got to do it).

Good Lord, Orlando's new GM (Rob Hennigan) is just as bad as their old one (Otis Smith); there's no way this was the best deal they could get for Dwight Howard. Brooklyn's last offer in July was at least 30% better than this.

Seriously, why in the fuck you would make this trade if you're Orlando? For the other 3 teams it makes perfect sense, but for Orlando? None. Think about it, they brought the most to the most to the table and left with the least. For Orlando, this trade is the equivalent of bringing all the alcohol to a party and ending up being the only dude with a dry dick at the end of the night. Yeah, you helped out your buddies get some action, but at the end of the day you're still going home to angrily beat off. Oh, and you're broke. Orlando would've been better off drinking all the booze at home until they were eventually gone like Howard would've been next summer. You'd still be a loser, but at least you don't have blue balls.

As for the Lakers and they're fans, calm the hell down. Yes, you just got the best center in the game, but unless Orlando is throwing in a pair of new knees for Kobe and a new back for Steve Nash, they're not winning shit. Besides, why would Bynum want to sign a long term extension to stay in L.A.? Yeah, it's L.A. and not Orlando, but you're still going home in the first or second round of the playoffs every year until Kobe retires, in which case you'll definitely never make it out of the first round. (Side note: This isn't the cue for Mavericks fans to get excited because why would Dwight take less money to play with 35 year-old Dirk? Exactly.)

Was the trade worth it for the Lakers? Yes, Andrew Bynum's best season (18.7 points per game on 56% shooting, 11.8 rebounds, and 1.9 blocks in 2011-12) still wasn't better than Dwight Howard's half-assed "I don't want to be here" season (20.6 ppg on 57% shooting, 14.5 rpg, and 2.1 bpg in 2011), BUT you're still not winning anything because Kobe is no longer Kobe.

In my opinion, the big winning in this deal is Philly. They finally got rid of Andre Iguodala and brought in a real center (sorry Kwame, but there's always handball) for about the same money (Iggy is making $14.7 million in 2012, Bynum is making $14.9 million) and a veteran scorer. Obviously this all goes to hell if Bynum doesn't sign an extension and/or his knee fail him again (he's only played all 82 games once in 7 seasons), but it's worth the risk because they were going nowhere fast with Iggy as their best player.

Last thing, what would piss off/anger Lakers fans most: Dwight leaving next summer, Dwight never being the same again after his back surgery, or David Stern vetoing this trade for "basketball reasons" tomorrow morning? I've got my money on the Stern veto.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/9/12

To the surprise of no one, Rick Ross' God Forgives, I Don't takes over the #1 spot this week with 219,100 albums sold. Joss Stone's The Soul Sessions, Vol. 2 debuts at #10 with 24,000 sold.

Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe gets its 9th week atop the Hot 100, the longest run at #1 in 2012. Though I could care less about Carly Rae Jepsen, this begs the question "Why doesn't she have an album out?" Again, I don't care about her music, it just seems odd that someone with such a strong stench of one-hit wonder has no album out, even after 9 weeks at #1. (Side note: Don't front like you can't see yourself in 2022 watching "I Love The '10s: 2012 Edition" on VH3 and saying, "Hey, remember her?" when Call Me Maybe is discussed.)

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Rick Ross - God Forgives, I Don't (1)
2. Zac Brown Band - Uncaged (1-2)
3. Justin Bieber - Believe (6-3)
4. One Direction - Up All Night (7-4)
5. Bee Gees - Number Ones (-5)
6. Nas - Life Is Good (2-6)
7. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 22 (5-7)
8. Adele - 21 (9-8)
9. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (10-9)
10. Joss Stone - The Soul Sessions, Vol. 2 (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-1)
2. Ellie Goulding - Lights (5-2)
3. Flo Rida - Whistle (4-3)
4. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (2-4)
5. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3-5)
6. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (6-6)
7. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (7-7)
8. David Guetta - Titanium (8-8)
9. Phillip Phillips - Home (84-9)
10. P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (10-10)
  • Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me featuring Big Sean hops 13 spots 28-15.
  • Maroon 5's One More Night flies 24 spots 54-30.
  • Nicki Minaj's Pound The Alarm soars 42 spots 92-50.
  • 50 Cent's New Day featuring Dr. Dre and Alicia Keys debuts at #79.
  • Miguel's Adorn debuts at #82.
  • Rick Ross' Diced Pineapples featuring Wale and Drake debuts at #89.
  • Keyshia Cole's Enough Of No Love with Lil Wayne debuts at #94.
  • Ne-Yo's Let Me Love You debuts at #99.
  • Kendrick Lamar's Swimming Pools (Drank) debuts at #100.

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August 08, 2012

Kevin Hart Hosting The VMAs


While this is obviously excellent news, I have to ask why it didn't happen sooner? There was no host last year and Kevin Hart kept coming out and doing things, so why not just have had him hosting last year too? Oh well, I'm still happy for the new King of Comedy.

I'm also happy for my Dallas Cowboys because MTV clearly moved the VMAs up to a Thursday to distract me from the Cowboys-Giants season opener. What they hadn't anticipated was the NFL deciding to bump the game up to Wednesday so it wouldn't conflict with the Democratic National Convention.

Ha! In your face, MTV!

I don't care what anybody says, one of the higher-ups at MTV hates the Cowboys and is doing this shit on purpose. If the NFL hadn't bumped the game up a day, it would've been the 3rd time since 2007 the VMAs coincided with the Dallas Cowboys season opener. Coincidence? I think not.

(Side note: I wonder how much the Romney campaign had to pay MTV to randomly move the VMAs to Thursday for the first time sine 2006 to distract from the DNC?)

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August 03, 2012

Thought For Food: Veggie Abuse PSA

So. Fucking. Classic.

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August 02, 2012

The Horny Ghost


HILARIOUS!

And it's also nice to see a top YouTuber do a low budget video that even I could outdo lol.

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"Taken" With A Real Dad


This shit was just so funny to me I had to post it.

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The Takeover 2


Last year around this time The Takeover dropped and now it's time for the sequel!

Oh, and feel free to check out the bloopers if you please.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/2/12

Slow week on the Billboard 200 this week. Nas' Life Is Good slips to #2, but only falls 38% with 45,000 sold in its 2nd week.

Nothing of interest is going on in the Hot 100.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Zac Brown Band - Uncaged (2-1)
2. Nas - Life Is Good (1-2)
3. Gaslight Anthem - Handwritten (3)
4. Passion Pit - Gossamer (4)
5. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 22 (3-5)
6. Justin Bieber - Believe (5-6)
7. One Direction - Up All Night (7-7)
8. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange (4-8)
9. Adele - 21 (9-9)
10. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (10-10)
  • 8Ball's Life's Quest debuts at #116 with 3,800 sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (3-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Payphone (2-3)
4. Flo Rida - Whistle (6-4)
5. Ellie Goulding - Lights (4-5)
6. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (5-6)
7. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (7-7)
8. David Guetta - Titanium (8-8)
9. Usher - Scream (9-9)
10. P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (10-10)
  • Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me featuring Big Sean flies 25 spots 53-28.
  • Maroon 5's One More Night soars 28 spots 82-54.
  • Trey Songz's 2 Reasons featuring T.I. jumps 12 spots 76-64.
  • Kanye West and Pusha T's New God Flow debuts at #89.
  • 2 Chainz's Birthday Song featuring Kanye West debuts at #91.

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