BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

July 31, 2009

Seth Rogan & Judd Apatow On Stern





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Little Boy Dancing


Lets stop fooling ourselves, this is probably a grown ass midget lol. Come on now, I've seen plenty of little kids dance and not one was that polished. Hell, Michael Jackson probably wasn't even that good at 2 or 3 lol. Lets just cut the gig. What is this guy, 33, 34?? Lets keep it real, that's a grown ass man.

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Jay-Z Interview On Big Boy's Neighborhood

They pretty much touched on all the shit that was touched on in the Tim Westwood interview with exception to the Dame Dash stuff and the Drake stuff.




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Why Must I Cry (Tosh.0 Remix)

Tonight on Tosh.0 Reh Dogg got a Web Redemption and they pimped out his old classic Why Must I Cry. Check it out:


LMAO! I don't know which one is funnier! I loved the auto-tune and T-Pain adlibs, that was a nice touch. And those 2 broads with the violins could get pipe! Of course that has nothing to do with the funniness of the video, but I have a penis so I just figured I'd add it in there anyway.

Now lets take time to recognize the old classic after the jump.


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The Train Is Coming!


Man, if this album sounds like 808s & Heartbreak I'm gonna fuckin' FLIP!

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July 30, 2009

Eminem - The Warning (feat. Mariah Carey)

The Warning
Slim Shady is back!


Now is the real Slim Shady back or what?? If Relapse 2 sounds anything like that, I'm gonna put my $9.99 to the side now. Sick beat by Dre, murderous lyrics, incredible flow. Just so much Ether! I mean shit! I didn't even think Em could get down like that anymore (neither did Rick Ross who has GOT to be somewhere thanking the Lord this wasn't targeted at him).

I just wanna take some time out now to thank both Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon for inspiring to pen some one of his most damning diss records to date. You are both my heroes!

Related:
Mariah Carey - Obsessed
Nick Cannon Insists He Has No Beef With Eminem
STFU Award: Nick Cannon

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Drake Defends Best I Ever Had Video



Take that R&B! lol.

Thank you though Drake! The video was great, there was NOTHING wrong with it, and it worked. Done and done.

Related:
Drake - Best I Ever Had Video

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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

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1) Manny & Big Papi Tested Positive For PEDs In 2003
Papi, Papi, Papi. When I was at work and saw this breaking news I was stunned! We knew Manny was juicing, but Papi was JUST saying how everybody should be tested and banned from the league if they test positive before the season. Shit is sad, but can we finally stop acting like everybody wasn't juicing in baseball??

And just in case you follow me on Twitter, yes, Bill Simmons is still on suicide watch lol. Can't wait for the next B.S. Report with JackO!

2) Lamar Odom To Stay With Lakers
Son of a bitch! Welp, looks like the Lakers remain in the driver seat in the league. Looks like he's got the 4 years he wanted BUT mostly likely its gonna be worth $33 million instead of the 3-year/$35 million they originally offered. Tough break nigga.

Anyway, Miami HAS to pull off that Boozer trade now for sure!

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Ludacris' New Album Will Be Called 'Ludaversal'









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Ludaversal?? Well that's pretty cheesy, but I still can't wait to hear it. Hopefully he drops off one of those classic mixtapes like he did last year with The Preview. I got my fingers crossed.

Oh, and Luda, a liquor brand? Seriously?? Its 2009, not 2004, that shit is over.

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Joell Ortiz - Food For Thought



This shit is so sick! I honestly thought I was tried of these "Hip-Hop was my old girlfriend" songs, but this one is something fresh and new. Plus, the video takes it to a whole other level! That Twitter shit was kinda crazy, right? This is the kinda shit BET should be playing. Creativity is frowned upon at BET too thought so don't expect to see it happen.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 7/30/09

Thursday Billboard Update
Once again, Michael Jackson is on top! A whole month later, the King Of Pop has sold more records than anyone this week as his Number Ones moves another 154,000 records. Fuck everybody else, Mike is still running shit.

No new #1 on the Hot 100 this week, but Pitbull's I Know You Want Me and Jeremih's Birthday Sex finally exit the top 10 after respectable runs to make way for Kings Of Leon's Use Somebody and Jordin Sparks' Battlefield.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again (1)
2. Daughtry - Leave This Town (1-2)
3. Maxwell - BLACKsummers'night (2-3)
4. Various Artists - Now 31 (4-4)
5. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 3 (3-5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (5-6)
7. Jordin Sparks - Battlefield (7)
8. Kings of Leon - Only By The Nigh (10-8)
9. Taylor Swift - Fearless (9-9)
10. Lady GaGa - Fame (11-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (1-1)
2. Drake - Best I Ever Had (2-2)
3. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down (4-3)
4. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (3-4)
5. Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (11-5)
6. Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (5-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (6-7)
8. Lady GaGa - LoveGame (7-8)
9. Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (10-9)
10. Jordin Sparks - Battlefield (25-10)
  • After jumping 51-31 last week, Pitbull's Hotel Room Service moves up another 9 (31-22).
  • New artist Jay Sean's single Down featuring Lil Wayne skies 63-32 this week.
  • Mario's new single with Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett, Break Up, jumps 51-35 this week.
  • KiD CuDi's Make Her Say is on the move again as it rises 24 spots 75-51.
  • Fabolous' Throw It In The Bag jumps another 10 space 70-60. I think that'll be its peak.
  • Mary J. Blige's terrible new single The One featuring Drake debuts at #63 this week. I'm hoping it does terribly because as seasoned vet like Mary shouldn't have to lean on auto-tune for success. You're fuckin' Mary!
  • Drake's Successful moves 9 spaces 89-80 in its 2nd week on the charts.
  • The Beastie Boys' new track Too Many Rappers featuring Nas debuts at #93.
  • Beyonce's Sweet Dreams debuts at #97.

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July 29, 2009

The Shake Weight!

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Cowboys Open Training Camp Today!

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Finally, finally, FINALLY! The Dallas Cowboys open up training camp in San Antonio just a few hours from now. I'm so excited to get some of my questions answered. Will Tony Romo and Roy Williams get on the same page? How much will we miss T.O.? Will Smash, Dash, and Tash be as lethal as I hope? Will the offensive line hold up. Can Miles Austin and Sam Hurd stay on the field? Can Jesse Holley make the team?

Welp, our first preseason game is August 13th in Oakland against the Raiders. Lets get it!

Related:
A Little Bit More Confident About The Cowboys

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Shanie Love



Look at the titties, man look at the titties!!! She's clearly not the best dancer in the world, but I'm still in love... in Shanie Love, that is lol.

I gotta find more on this chick! More on her later, I promise!

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Ass Out (No Homo)

Ricky Berens Swimmer
First off, no homo, pause and all that good stuff.

Anyway, this is a pic of U.S. swimmer Ricky Berens at the World Swimming Championship in Rome on Monday. Apparently dude was stretching before the race and split his tight ass suit suit. I don't know if dude knew he was ass out before he jumped in, but its hard (no homo) to think he didn't. You know when your ass is out. Your brain just tells you so yeah, you know it.

Either way its hilarious lol.

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July 28, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Edition



1) Favre Decides To Remain Retired... For Now
I was washing dishes when the breaking news came on an said Favre made a decision. I KNEW he was gonna stay retired. If he was gonna come back, there would have been no wait. What happened last year?? He said he wanted to play so he played. Him having doubt made me think he probably didn't think he could do it.

Plus, he is a human, I'm sure he hears everyone talking about how much of a fool he is for not being able to figure out what he wanted to do. Welp, we'll see if he has a change of heart later on in training camp.

2) R.I.P. Jim Johnson
It was clear he wasn't going to be able to coach the Eagles defense this year, which is why Philly named his replacement this past weekend, but I had no idea it was this bad. It will be weird when not seeing him on the sideline or hearing about his defensive schemes when the Cowboys play their NFC East rivals. Very sad stuff.

Watch out for the Eagles this years because they're gonna dedicate the season to Johnson.

3) Plax To Testify Tomorrow
This is all so over done. Yeah he was wrong for having a gun, but he shot himself! Give the man a couple of days or months in jail and be done with it already! Dante Stallworth kills someone on accident and gets 24 days, Plax shoots himself on accident and he's looking at 1 or 2 years. Give me a break.

4) Merriman Debuts Blue Mohawk At Chargers' Camp
This isn't really news, but I just wanted to show everybody. I like Shawne as a player, but this kinda makes me wish the worse for him on the field lol.

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Joe Budden's Escape Route Dropping Today??

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Escape Route is supposed to be a Joe Budden mixtape and word is that its dropping today. Unfortunately I still see no mixtape online anywhere. The mixtape is supposed to have the good version of No Comment on it so I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for it. I'll let you know if I find anything.

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Funnier Marbury Parody, Donnell Rawlings Or Lil Duval??

We got a battle of the funny going down this time in Either/Or so answer the question, which Stephon Marbury crying parody is funnier Donnell Rawlings crying over Dave Chappelle or Lil Duval crying over T.I.??




Tough one. Very tough! I'm leaning Lil Duval's way right now, but he got to do his after Donnell's was made so its that makes the decision more difficult. Ummm, I don't know.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Duval because he drooled on himself while crying lol.

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Why???: Stephon Marbury Cries Live On Webcast


Okay, first off, no homo @ him sitting there all shirtless and looking all greasy and shit.

Anyway, WHY?!?!? What's the point of this?? I mean, I'm assuming the song reminded him of his father who passed away a couple years ago, but why cry online?? I know he had a whole 24 hour UStream thing, but if you cry you KNOW you're gonna get clowned. Just a dumb move.

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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition



1) Vick Conditionally Reinstated
Here's my question: What more can this guy prove?? He committed a crime, but its one that has NOTHING to do with his character or the way his behaves day to day. I mean, its not like he was a rapist and now Goodell needs to see that he's done with his raping ways. He fought dogs! He went to jail and lost all of his money, do you seriously think he's gonna start another dog fighting ring?? Exactly! So like I said, what it there to prove??

2) Lincecum Throws Career-High 15 K's
There was a bet last night on ESPN's Streak For The Cash about who'd throw more strikeouts Tim Lincecum or Felix Hernandez (needless to say who won), but I missed it because the Yankees/Rays game ran long. That would've been an easy win though, this kid is a beast!

3) Wade Continues His Recruitment Of Odom In L.A.
The Lakers already stupidly lowered their offer to him so maybe Wade will bring him back to Miami. We all know Lamar wants to live on the beach and what better beach is there to live on than South Beach?? (Well, besides the beaches in Rio of course.)

Lets talk about the Lakers for a second though. What the fuck are they doing?? Does Mitch Kupchak really think the Lakers can repeat without Odom?? I hope not because they DEFINITELY can't.

4) Hornets, Bobcats Swap Okafor, Chandler
The Hornets had to get rid of Chandler. After stupidly trying to trade him last season shit was never gonna be the same again.

On another note, remember when "Dwight Howard or Emeka Okafor" was actually a discussion?? Awww, the good ol days lol.

5) Jonathan Bender Plots NBA Comeback
Believe it or not, Bender has done quite well for himself outside of basketball. He should stick to that because he wasn't that good before the injuries and I doubt he'll be better now.

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I Date You So Much Right Now


"I'll make you scream so loud, your neighbors will actually think you're getting played on the radio." LMAO!!

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Fabolous - Everything, Everyday, Everywhere (feat. Keri Hilson) Video



MTV still has a "Jam of the Week"?? I thought that went out with Bill Bellamy lol. Anyway I got some good and bad news.

The good news is that this song is still bangin' and if anybody smart was working at Def Jam these days it would've been his first single.

The bad news is that Keri Hilson is now in that stage of popularity where she's gonna be rocking weird, bad hairstyles that will make her look less attractive than she should be in an attempt to come off fashionable. Rihanna hit it, Ciara hit it, and now Keri hit it.

Related:
Fabolous - Lullaby
Fabolous - The Fabolous Life/Everything, Everyday, Everywhere
Fabolous - A Toast To The Good Life
Fabolous - Throw It In The Bag (feat. The-Dream) Video
Fabolous - It's My Time (feat. Jeremih) Video

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Red Cafe - Hottest In The Hood Video



I miss videos all the time (case in point, I just saw Every Girl for the first time last night lol) so somebody PLEASE tell me this video is old. Please! Anybody?? Well, can you at least tell me this is a remake of the original video?? Don't let me believe this is the first video for this song after its been out for months upon months now. Hell, even the remixes are way old news at this point lol.

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Termanology - Nobody's Smilin'



Time Machine (Hood Politics VI) will be in stores September 22nd! And if you fuckin' with this track you can download it after the jump.

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dead prez - Summertime Video

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July 27, 2009

Bill Gates' Facebook Page

I really don't need to say much, just click to enlarge the pic and let the hilariousness begin!

Bill Gates' Facebook

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July 26, 2009

T.O. Weighs In On Vick Suspension



Of course this will get blown out of proportions tomorrow on ESPN, but the man does have a point. Was Vick not suspended for the past 2 seasons already?? I remember Goodell suspending Vick before he even went to trail. I don't even think training camp had started when that happened and now he wants 4 more games?? The man's life has already been ruined, let him play!

Now, on the other end, even if Vick got with a team, what's the chance he'd actually see much, if any, playing time during the first 4 weeks?? Chances aren't much so the 4 game suspension will be irrelevant at the end of the day.

Hmm, I wonder if this will make the Bills think of maybe bringing in Vick to back up Trent Edwards??

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Full Tim Westwood/Jay-Z Interview

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Shout out to OnSMASH for the link. I haven't listened to the whole thing yet, but I will in a sec so I'll be back to talk about it later.

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Amber Rose Unsensored


I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm really only posting this because she said she doesn't have any hair on her body and that's applauded here at FiyahMuZik.com! Amber Rose, we salute you too!

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Gloria Velez Goes In On Tila Tequila & Shawne Merriman


If there was one of the VH1 "top 100 whatever" lists for Video Girls, I'd have to say Gloria Velez would be a strong #2 (of course only after Superhead). Her work is timeless and Gloria FiyahMuZik.com salutes you!

And for the record, Shawne Merriman is fuckin' up! Gloria is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay finer than Tila Tequila. I mean its not even close. Plus, Gloria lives down here in Fort Lauderdale so she'd win by default even if Tila wasn't weird looking lol.

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The Rap Game Is Kinda Like The... Porn Game??


She's retiring and bringing a new chick into the game?? Is this how porn works now?? What ever happened to people who liked to fuck contacting people who like to film people fuck and getting it in that way?? Now we have like artist development for pornstars?? Interesting.

Oh well, as long as she's nice and hairless I'm down! Can't wait to see this Fame Cummings in action because nothing beats a squirter. Nothing!

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Kanye West - Live From The Chicago Theatre



I would've been much more hype about this had 808s & Heartbreak never happened. That really tarnished his career to me, but I'm gonna post this anyway though I'll probably never watch it.

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INN: Japan Gone Jamaican



I'm shocked! I'm appalled! I'm outraged!

The first thing I wanna know is... where the hell these fine ass hoes at?! All them hoes were fine! And I'm not saying Japanese girls can't be fine or move like that, but there's just no way I'm believing any of them were. I know there is a culture in Japan that are into Jamaican dancing and shit, but those girls were just doing it a little to well. I mean from the movement to the pure ignorance of this video. What's next, Japanese "Shottas"??

Oh, and LMAO@ one of the girls Akonin' one of those little boys lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Bria Myles!



Nuff said! You're gonna wanna see what's after the jump!!







I fuckin' LOVE this woman!!!

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July 25, 2009

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Suelyn Medeiros

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Here's some Suelyn for that ass! She's like a finer, cleaner version of Smiley from season 1 of Flavor Of Love lol. Anyway, enjoy.


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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Coco In Black Men

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What else really needs to be said when you're posting Coco?? Exxxxactly! Enjoy.


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Red & Meth Speak On Kelis Getting 55K A Month From Nas


All I gotta is say...

The Ovation

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Jockin' Jay-Z, Jockin'-Jockin' Jay-Z

I was sitting around chillin' today and started thinking about who was the bigger Jay-Z Stan, Jim Jones or The Game. Both are huge Jay-Z fans disguised as rivals, but really they're obsessed. Anyway, it was a pretty close battle but then I remembered this list I read the other day of all the time The Game has made reference to Jay-Z in his rhymes. Take a look at all 75 (77 are listed but number 39 and 76 are the same lines as well as numbers 57 and 72) lines after the jump. No I didn't write or compile this list, I just cleaned it up and made it look more professional.

(And by the way, The Game won, he's clearly the bigger Stan.)

1. "No beef with Jay." One Blood

2. "Got a hook from Faith, no verse from Jay. I guess on Westside Story he thought I spit in his face." Westside Story

3. "Dre told me he ain't doin Detox, this his only run, Ma$e comin back, and Hovi done." No More Fun & Games

4 "It's Me & My Girlfriend like 2Pac and them Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Bobby and Whitney." Special

5. "Rap critics politickin', wanna know the outcome. Ready to Die, Reasonable Doubt, and Doggystyle in one." Dreams

6. "Make the club R.O.C. without Timberland boots." Higher

7. "I was gassed up, Murder Inc., Roc-A-Fella passed up." Don't Need Your Love

8. "It took me a little while but I am now understandin' Jay fucked up in the first round when he picked Olowonkandi." Memp Bleek Iz

9. "Oh, that boy colder than Hova unless he sober." 300 Bars & Runnin'

10. "And ain't nobody tryin to take Beyonce from Jay, but I know a bitch named Superhead he fucked back in the day." Wouldn't Get Far

11. "Took you to award shows, there go Jay right there." One Night

12. "Bangin The Black Album, track #1. She like that Jay shit, that's her favorite.'' Around The World

13. "Behind the back to Nas, he alley-oop to Jigga." Why U Hate The Game

14. "Niggas show me love in the hood like I was Hov down Flushing." State Yo Name

15. "The day Jay retire I'ma park next to the throne, in a Maybach on gold wires, yeah." Hands On The Pump

16. "Cuz he know Jay-Z departed and these other rap labels now don't feed they artists. Talkin Blueprint shit you got three garages. Gettin' money off Roc like Little E and Carter." 200 Bars & Runnin

17. "And 2Pac was in jail the day you called to hit him up. I wouldn't be outside 40/40 bumpin Jigga What" 200 Bars & Runnin

18. "I'm the king, and you better respect it. All I need is Beyonce, and a Roc-a-Fella necklace." 360 Bars

19. "I'm the golden boy, and I'm making Hova noise. Got the whole world clapping, just like the Nolia Boys." 360 Bars

20. "I told 'em bomp, slow down baby. Got to get this shit firm like Foxy, Nas and AZ. She said 'fuck you, pay me,' so I left her in AZ. That's what I get for letting her listen to my Jay-Z." 360 Bars

21. "Bitch, I'm number one, motherfucka bar none. Who else kick knowledge outside of Hova and the God Son." 360 Bars

22. "U gon' make me make Jay lose his cool." Feel It In The Air

23. "Too much West coast dick lickn', remember Jay-Z?" 1-800-Homicide

24. "No Em, no Dre, I'm the hottest since Jay." Get Up

25. "Cause I'm the man behind the Roc like Kanye West." I'm Heat

26. "A pimp like 50, the nigga to leave you broke ma. Six in the morning, you stretchin' on the sofa singin' 'Ain't No Nigga' like Foxy Brown and Hova" Compton To Fillmoe

27. "I'm runnin' the ROC, not Jay, Dame Dash or Hoffa" Jackin 4 Beats

28. "Who the fuck holdin' me? I was just waitin 'til HOVA leave. Wit my eyes on the throne that belong to me." Round Here Freestyle

29. "Yeah its me and young Cass til Hov come back." Aim Ya Gunz

30. "Throw Jay-Z in the pot, mix em with Ren or O.J. on the rocks, mix em with Gin. Whatchu got? The West Coast ridin' again." 82 Days

31. "I found out it was a Hard Knock Life without asking Jay." Duck Down

32. "Fake king of New York, you ain't Jay-Z." Soundscan

33. "Me, Em and 50 racin' this rap shit is basic I followed that Jay shit." We Ain't

34. "The kings comin', no I'm not Jay-Z." One Blood (Remix)

35. "Not the rap martyr, or the second rap Carter." For My Gangstaz

36. "Nigga I'm about a dollar, what the fuck is 50 Cent? When Jay said it, I didn't know what it meant." 100 Bars

37. "Used to push that rock like Jay Hov." Red Bandana

38. "Then this Marcy project nigga came and stole the crown." I'm A Soldier

39. "But Kanye and Hova killed it without a doubt." Lil Bit (Remix)

40. "Who had the hottest chick in the game, wearin' they chain? Mr. H to the Izzo, Nas and Hurricane." Too Much

41. "Cause ain't nobody movin' units but Jay, Pimp Juice and Us." Down 4 My Niggas Freestyle

43. "I used to have visions of retiring like Jigga." Du Rags

44. "He in a vest with a hoodrat from Marcy with a tattoo of Jay-Z name on her chest." Its So Hard

45. "I'm classic like Detox & Blueprint 2." Get Yo Money

46."Yall thought it was over when Hova retired." Get Yo Money

47. "Make the world feel like the niggas before 2Pac Shakur, Christopher Wallace, and Shawn Corey." Don't Push Me

48. "...He ain't teach Jigga how to rhyme." Juice Freestyle

49. "I'm going to same place Jay-Z went Federico & Pico." 100 Bars

50. "Hov retired but Compton still pushin' Roc." On & On

51. "I came to see some bitches shake they ass like Beyonce so let me be Hov for a minute." Hard Liquor

52. "All I gotta do is hit her wit a Jay-Z line like, 'You deserve to be my sunshine.'" Hard Liquor

53. "Biggie Smalls is the illest so is Pac. Jay retired I wonder if Nas gon' drop." Unbelievable Freestyle

54. "I know they sayin' why you gotta mention Jay." State Yo Name

55. "First Jay & Beyonce then Nas & Kelis." A Week Ago Part 2

56. "You 36 and you still rappin'? Uhh! I'm 26 and homie so is the dubs." One Blood

57. "So I reconciled my differences like he did with Jigga." Hustlers

58. "I'm Ready To Die without a Reasonable Doubt." The Documentary

59. "In '99 I studied The Chronic inside out, a Doggystyle for breakfast, lunch was Reasonable Doubt." I'm A Soldier Freestyle

60. "Shouldn't been influenced by Calvin Broadus, Nasir Jones & Shawn Corey." Pain In My Life Remix

61. "Yo Jay what it do nigga, I done rocked enough fellas, to be you nigga, I got the 40/40, they my 2 Jigga's." Big Dreams

62. "The word nigger, is nothing like nigga. Don't sound shit alike, like Game like Jigga." Letter To The King

63. "I was more hood then Suge, had more Rocs then Jay, more scars on my face then the original Scarface, or the homeboy Scarface."

64. "I need more than 60 seconds I ain't Hov." Hot 2Nite (Remix)

65. "Moved out the hood, changed her name to Jay." My Bitch

66. "He ain't Nas, ain't B.I.G., ain't Jigga." 300 Bars & Runnin'

67. "Pushing the Roc, nah this ain't no subliminal Jay, the summer too hot, and I want the winter to stay." 300 Bars & Runnin'

68. "I'm fly like a Hummingbird on a tree top. The new Hov, the new B.I.G., the new Pac, I need three spots." 300 Bar & Runnin'

69. "Ask a Jay-Z fan about Big Daddy Kane, don't know em, Game gon' show em." Game's Pain

70. "She call me Jay I call her B we getting married to the streets." Camera Phone

71. "The kings coming, no I'm not Jay-Z. Too many niggas hate me, but they scared to face me." One Blood (Remix)

72. "So I reconciled my differences like he did with Jigga." Make The World Go Round

73. "I hear the crowd callin' my name 'Game, Game,' but I'm not one so don't try to play me and this goes from Gucci Mane to Jay-Z." Laugh

74. "Hip-Hop is soft since the Roc-A-Fella break up and I don't do subliminals I just pick Jay up." Walk In The Streets

75. "I'm that six figga nigga who got the word from KRS-One and stole the Blueprint from Jigga." Feels Good

76. "They say at Summer Jam I turned it out, but Kanye and Hova killed it without a doubt." Lil Bit (Remix)

77. "We on that same elevator goin' down, Dodger fitted got that Hova lean so they don't notice me." Down

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July 24, 2009

The Game Interview With Buddah Brothers


Now Game had me at the beginning when he was talking about going at the best lyrically and shit, but when he started talking about Jay being in the decline and that Jay should've got a mohawk and use auto-tune he lost me. He sounds completely silly! Jay's whole career has been about setting trends NOT following them.

And how is Hov in decline, his last album was hotter than Game's. That's right, American Gangster was hotter than L.A.X. AND its not even close. American Gangster was near classic, L.A.X. was Game's worst album.

Then if you take it to sales, Game is the one truly in decline. The Documentary went double platinum, Doctor's Advocate when platinum, and L.A.X. went gold.

There's really no way Game can justify what he was saying. Its sad really. He's gonna have to come up with some better shit than this if he wants to stop looking like a damn fool.

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Jay-Z - Run This Town (feat. Rihanna & Kanye West)

Here it is, Jay-Z's first single off Blueprint 3!


I like it. I like it a lot BUT its not really first single material off first listen. I think it would've been better suited as a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th single...not a first. Especially not after you put out shit like Jockin' Jay-Z and D.O.A. because this is like going backwards almost. I just don't hear this burning up radio until September.

Then again, I didn't love T.I.'s single selection on Paper Trail and he had like 3 #1's so don't take too much stock in MY opinion. But for the record, Run This Town is FAR better than Live Your Life or Whatever You Like.

I understand the logic and see what Hov was aiming for. You got a track with Jay-Z and Kanye AND you throw Rihanna?? Its gonna be hard for radio to turn it away just because of the big names, not to mention she hasn't put anything out since the Chris Brown situation. If for nothing else it'll get played because RiRi is on it (even though she can't really sing and proves it big time on this song lol). So yeah, I get it.

Now as far as the song itself goes, like I said above, we know Rihanna can't sing, so that doesn't really take away from the track. He could've gotten M.I.A. or Santogold to do what Rihanna did and got the same result so I'm fine with it. As far as the verses go, I keep seeing people saying Kanye killed Jay on this shit, but I wouldn't go THAT far. Neither really KILLED it, so its hard to say one outshined the other to that degree. And of course the beat is sick!

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Joe Budden - No Comment (BlogTV Rip)

This is a rip from Joe's BlogTV channel, but when I get a better version is available I'll post it.


Joey had some fuckin' lines in this shit, ain't it?? Sounds like he's taking it back to that old 2006 Joe Budden on this shit. Very ill and like I said above, as soon as the CDQ is out, you'll have it.

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'Love King' Will Be The-Dream's Last Album

Stop it! Niggas really need to stop with this bullshit! Stop saying your upcoming album is your last album because 1) you're probably not that important 2) you're probably gonna end up making another one anyway. Artists with 2 or 3 albums out need not tell me they're quitting the game because most likely they haven't even accomplished enough shit for me to care. How are you gonna retire before you have longevity?? So you're gonna stop before you've even done shit?? This is like LeBron saying he was done in the offseason before his 3rd season. Niggas are hustling backwards! Did Michael Jackson announce he was making his last album?? Did Whitney?? Did Janet?? No, no, and no! Great artists don't do this because they don't have to.

Here's a new rule: If you've been in the game for less than 5 years, have less than 5 albums, and haven't gone platinum on every album, you are NOT allowed to announce your retirement. You now have to establish some sort of longevity, or even a real career, before you can publicly announce you're calling it quits.

And this doesn't just go for The-Dream, it goes for Game, Lupe, Jay-Z (though not as much since he has longevity), Lyfe, pretty much everyone who's "announced their retirement" from music.

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Diddy Introduces Dirty Money


I don't know about this group name, its just weird to me. Sounds more like some local underground label trying to get on more so than a group featuring Diddy, an ex-Danity Kane member, and some other chick who looks like Estelle.

I ain't mad at them though, I just hope the music is good. Diddy said its gonna sound like nothing that's on the radio, but I could put money on it having auto-tune galore which is exactly what's on the radio right now. If they can make some of that cool ass Loose Ends, Soul II Soul shit then I am all for Dirty Money and back them 110%! I LOVE Hanging On A String and Back To Life!

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Alfamega's Open Letter To T.I.

I wanted to post this yesterday but I had to rush out for work. Shouts to Xclusiveszone.net for doing all the heavy lifting for me on this one. Check out the 2 page later after the jump. As always, click to enlarge.

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Aight so there you have it. I was with Alfamega for about 97% of this letter, but when he basically threatened to put out diss records for T.I. if he didn't call him the message was lost. What is putting out diss records gonna prove?? T.I. is in jail so he can't make diss records back to you so its an unfair fight. Besides, a T.I. vs. Alfamega lyrically battle would end a lot like the T.I. vs. Lil Flip lyrical battle ended.

Again, all the rest of the letter was all good and I was with Mega all the way, but putting out threats is just dumb. No man is gonna even consider you request if you're gonna follow it up with a threating ultimatum. Just not a smart move.

But this all goes to show why you shouldn't be going all out of the way for the next man. Mega did that and ended up getting shitted on in the end.

Well I guess we'll being hearing more about this a week from now.

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July 23, 2009

Rick Ross - Face (feat. Trina) Video



Believe it or not, but this was actually one of my favorites on Deeper Than Rap because he banged something crazy in the car. That always gets you cool points even if the song isn't the greatest thing ever.

I loved the video too because those 2 chicks few super fine! Trina didn't look bad at all herself. And I see Ross may be trying to bring pink back. Not a bad look as long as its not over done like it was in 03-04.

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Stop It!: A Defense Of Lil Wayne Calling MJ A Fag



Here's one for all the people who think I hate Lil Wayne:

Everybody saying Lil Wayne called Michael Jackson a fag, STOP IT! He was NOT freestyling, he didn't write it, none of that. Its a one songs little kids make up (there's problem thousands out there) and it was like a play on the Pledge of Allegiance. I mean, I don't know where the hell y'all niggas grew up, but I remember that song going back as far as elementary school! I'm 24 now so its been out there for some time lol.

If you (for some reason) don't remember the song, it went a little something like this:

"Coca-cola went to town
Mr. Pibb shot him down
Dr. Pepper sewed him up
they all got drunk on 7-up.
I Pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi cola burned him up
now he's drinking 7-up
7-up has no caffeine
now he's dating Billy Jean
Billy Jean left him
So he got a mohawk trim"

There you have it. I know y'all think Lil Wayne is the greatest thing to ever touch the mic, but he didn't make up that rhyme (and in fact, there's probably some around my age pissed that Wayne is getting all the credit for his creation lol).

And sorry I had to ruin it for a lot of people who thought they were breaking some kind of news by saying Lil Wayne called MJ a fag (even though he clearly said "you ain't never heard that song?" Right afterwards as to say "Hey guys, I didn't make that up"). A huge "my bad" is owed to all you fake reporters.

Now, unfortunately for Lil Wayne, most people don't know about this info I've shared (especially those mid-30s and up who never heard the song, but mainly those who won't care to find out the truth
) so he'll just be getting lambasted by fans, media types, and people all the people who just don't like him for repeating some old ass song millions of kids across this nation have sang before him. Talk about taking one for the team lol.

And just in case you were wondering, yes this WILL stick with Lil Wayne from now on, no matter what. There will undoubtedly be people years from now who say Wayne called Mike a fag and go into tirades about Wayne himself being a fag for kissing Baby (which is indisputable) all because he repeated an old song from his childhood 2 months before Michael died that was "discovered" one after Michael died. Tough break nigga.

This is why I say rappers shouldn't use these new technologies because if you say the wrong shit, it doesn't go away. Ever!

Oh, and for the record, I am NOT condoning what Wayne said. All I'm doing is bringing some clarity to the situation because the VAST majority of people are treating this as if Wayne hit the studio and wrote a Michael Jackson diss record when he was just singing some dumb song on a video blog no one cared about.

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The Dunk NOT Seen Around The World


You've got to be fuckin' kidding me! This is the tape that LeBron and Nike were trying so desperately to hide?!? LeBron barely got dunked on! BARELY! He got grazed by Jordan Crawford by being late on the help defense. I was under the impression the dunk was on some "Jim Carrey over Jack Black in Cable Guy" shit! That dunk wasn't about shit! That dunk literally happens 3 or 4 times in every NBA game.

I haven't been this disappointed and unfulfilled by something since I first watched a handjob porno. I mean the shear disappoint that flooded my brain is almost indescribable! And you know what?? I don't blame Jordan Crawford for this at all. Crawford had every right to be excited about "dunking on LeBron" but he didn't seem too hype about it in that video of him on First Take. Now we know why.

I blame Nike and LeBron. At this point we still don't know exactly what LeBron said to the Nike rep, but with the weakness of that dunk, I'm leaning towards him NOT telling that rep to hide the footage. I think 'Bron told him people were taping, and then the guy decided to take the tapes on his own BUT 'Bron still gets blame because he could've diffused this situation the next day! He could've made one of those videos like Chris Brown and put it out there if he didn't wanna call ESPN. He didn't, it blew up so he's just as much to blame as Nike.

This HAS to go down as one of the top 10 worst PR moves of all-time. And for the record, I did say this shit would leak eventually earlier this month lol.

Related:
LeBron's Abuser Speaks!
LeBron Got Dunked On & Didn't Want Anyone To Know

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Thursday Billboard Update - 7/23/09

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I said I'd boycott the Billboard 200 as long as Michael Jackson sold more records than anybody else and wasn't represented. Well somebody has finally outsold a MJ album this this week. Daughtry's Leave This Town grabs its first #1 with 269,000 sold. Down at #7, Joe's newest album Signature comes in with 49,100 sold. And finally Twista's horrible auto-tuned bullshit Category F5 opens at #8 selling 45,400.

Nothing is really popping on the Hot 100, same ol' same ol' for the most part.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Daughtry - Leave This Town (1)
2. Maxwell - BLACKsummers'night (1-2)
3. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 3 (2-3)
4. Various Artists - Now 31 (3-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (5-5)
6. The Dead Weather - Horebound (6)
7. Joe - Signature (7)
8. Twista - Category F5 (8)
9. Taylor Swift - Fearless (10-9)
10. Kings of Leon - Only By The Nigh (14-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (1-1)
2. Drake - Best I Ever Had (2-2)
3. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (6-3)
4. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down (4-4)
5. Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (5-5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (3-6)
7. Lady GaGa - LoveGame (7-7)
8. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) (8-8)
9. Jeremih - Birthday Sex (9-9)
10. Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (12-10)
  • Pitbull's latest single Hotel Room Service jumps 20 spots 51-31. We'll see if I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) can stick in there in the top 10 until Hotel Room Service is ready to movie in.
  • Twista's Wetter finally breaks the top 50 by moving up 9 spaces 56-47.
  • Mario's new single Break Up featuring Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett moves up 60-51 this week.
  • May be too little too late but Fabolous' first single Throw It In The Bag jumps 12 spots 82-70./li>
  • KiD CuDi looks to show he career isn't quite over yet as his 2nd single Make Her Say with Kanye and Common jumps 16 spots 91-75.
  • Another So Far Gone track debuts on the Hot 100 as Drake's Successful with Trey Songz comes in at #89.

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July 22, 2009

Hood State Of The Union Ep. 1


Somebody SERIOUSLY needs to pick this up and put this on TV! Duval is a damn fool and Charlamagne is a fuckin' truth teller. We need more funny niggas and niggas keeping it real on TV. BET, bring back some credibility to your station and give these guys a show! Somebody. Anybody! Hip-Hop needs this!

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Rick Ross - Maybach Music 2.5 (feat. DJ Khaled, Pusha T, Birdman, & Fabolous)

What's the possibility Ross has run out of concepts for new songs?? Maybach Music 2.5 AND there's a part 3 coming?? I say move on dawg. Decent song though, but it was kinda boring.

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Young Buck - Pullin Me Back/Rock And Roll

Could I interest you in some new Young Buck??


This track is straight love! Not sure why he's still concerning himself with the whole G-Unit/Aftermath/Shady situation but if he keeps making heat like this I don't give a fuck what he's talking about.


Tight song. I especially loved the Rock bridge where he says, "In this trap spending time on this midnight train can you feel my pain..." The way he sang it was hot. This is just a good record.

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D.O.H. (Death Of Hova)

I meant to comment on this the other day, but anyway this photo surfaced on Monday. I think it was gonna be a song, but after Jay-Z's interview last night with Tim Westwoood, I'm thinking its gonna be a full length mixtape. Hell, it was probably gonna be a full length mixtape from the beginning. The Game was already reaching in feeling insulted so you KNOW he plans to completely over do it when it comes to the disses. Expect to see Game battling himself again in a major way in the near future.

By the way, what's the over/under on time it takes Game to apologize to Jay??

Related:
Jay-Z Opens Up In Tim Westwood Interview

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July 21, 2009

Jay-Z Opens Up In Tim Westwood Interview

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Okay here's the deal, this is just a snippet of the interview which Tim Westwood will run in its entirety this Saturday at 9pm. Three topics were touched on in the snippet: 1) His first single 2) the Chris Brown/BET rumor and 3) The Game.

First off, Off That with Drake will NOT be the first single for Blueprint 3, a track called Run This Town will. The new first single will feature both Kanye West and Rihanna. No word on why he changed the single or if Off That will still be on the album (but I'm sure it will be). After they talk about the single, Jay goes right into a MEAN ass verse from the track! I'm just praying it sounds as good as Hov made it sound. Oh, and word on the streets is its dropping this Friday.

Next up Tim asked Jay about the rumor that he told BET that if they let Chris Brown perform at the BET Awards he and Beyonce wouldn't. Jay-Z finally diffuses the rumor and talks about the ridiculousness of it (which is why I never spoke on it).

And lastly Tim asks Jay about The Game. This is when it gets semi-explosive and Jay called Game a groupie. This will undoubtedly spark mass hysteria within Game's mind and he'll probably have another diss record out tomorrow (hopefully its better than the first one). Can't wait for the rest of this interview!

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