BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

January 31, 2009

Lil Duval - Raw U Ho


LMAO!! My nigga Duval is crazy! This is my new personal anthem and the official theme song of the Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant section lol.

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50 Warns Rick Ross


That boy 50 is wild! Ross should have took 50's track record for ending niggas careers in account. Don't get me wrong, I still fuck with Ross, but this might not go so good for the Boss.

Anyway, catch the 1st episode of Locked Up With Officer Ricky after the jump.


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Ciara - Never Ever (feat. Young Jeezy)


Damn man Ciara is still so fuckin' sexy! Its the way she dances, man, that shit has me going crazy! I still don't know what's up with the deep voice dude at the beginning though lol.

Related:

SONG: Ciara Feat. Young Jeezy - Never Ever (Prod. By Polow Da Don)

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Serena Williams Wins Aussie Open; 10th Grand Slam

Can you say domination?? Serena won 6-0, 6-3 today and took home her 10th Grand Slame. Nice! Aight well I gotta go to work y'all peace!!

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January 30, 2009

Random News Shit



1) GOP elects first black RNC chairman
No surprise here, this nigga was a shoo-in since Barack got elected President. The Republicans are using some weird logic thinking this will help their party with black people. Won't happen. Its a shame they still haven't realized we don't like President Obama or any other politian because they're black. This house nigga will help the GOP 0.00% with minorities lol. Sad.

2) Lawyer: Vick headed to halfway house 'any day'

Excellent. Lets get that man in a Cowboys' jersey!

3) Pres. Obama gets to keep his Blackberry
Mr. President has won the great Blackberry battle at Washington! I hope its super secure and he's hella careful with it.

4) Robber scared old woman to death; charged with first-degree murder
This kinda shit ONLY happens to black criminals. There is no way a white criminal gets charged with first-degree murder on a person they didn't physically harm lol. The thing about it is HE WASN'T EVEN ROBBING HER. He robbed a bank but wrecked his getaway car so he ran in her house and she was so frightened that she had a heart attack even though, "There's no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell."

Yep, it still sucks to be black lol. Oh well he's an idiot regardless for trying to rob a bank. I know times are hard but seriously.

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Katie Couric Interviews... Lil Wayne!




Hilarious! Oh well at least he came out looking more intelligent than Sarah Palin after their sit down. Katie seemed a little frightened when he started talking about why he goes by Wayne. What a retarded question anyway?? lol.

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LupE.N.D. Postponed Indefinitely!

Yeah no LupE.N.D. according to lupefiasco-lupend.blogspot.com. Fortunately for us, there will be another Lupe Fiasco album coming out instead this June. (Whew!)

Its supposed to be called The Great American Rap Album so that's what we have to look forward to this June. I knew Lupe wouldn't drop 3 albums and leave the game like he said lol. Aight well I'll let you read the post for yourselves:

Due to circumstances beyond my control...the album roll out has changed radically...LUPE.N.D. has been postponed indefinitely!!!

As a matter of fact consider it cancelled until further notice!!!

Sorry Guys & Gals!!!!...the rumor mill and bitch ass cowards are going to have a field day with this one!!!...I'll just keep quiet about the actual reasoning so everybody can put their very special two cents in...

OK..so what now???

Actually an album is still coming in June...Thats Right!!!...Drum Roll Please...

"THE GREAT AMERICAN RAP ALBUM"

Yeah thats the new title...

want the tracklist?

ok...

1. Song #1
2. Song #2
3. Song #3
4. Song #4
5. Song #5
6. Song #6
7. Song #7
8. Song #8
9. Song #9
10. Song #10
11. The Greatest Rap Song Ever Made

No B.S.

See ya'll in June and again in December and again next June...

LupE.N.D. right after that...when the liberation comes!!!...

also JAPANESE CARTOON "IN THE JAWS OF THE LORDS OF DEATH" drops the same day as "THE GREAT AMERICAN RAP ALBUM"...Matthew Santos this spring...oh yeah...FNF UP!!!

I hate the music business...but I love music...Grammy's Here We Come!!!

So there ya have it.

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Rick Ross On Angela Yee This Morning

Here's ya boy Ross in an interview with Angela Yee this morning. You know the 50 Cent diss record came up! Also listen to Ross' attempt at explaining why he diss 50 in the 1st place.

Angela Yee, Rick Ross Interview Pt. 1
Angela Yee, Rick Ross Interview Pt. 2

Okay, I don't know about you nut to me it sounded like Ross was high or something. Its like he was trying to hard to prove he was a tough guy or a "boss" but its like 'come on man, its just a radio interview, we don't need all your gangsta credentials.'

I'll give it to Ross though on his response to 50's Officer Ricky record. I like that whole '48 hours to record a better diss' thing. Very appropriate because that joint was nothing special as a diss record.

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50 Cent - Officer Ricky (Go Ahead, Try Me) (Rick Ross Diss)

We knew it was coming and now its on.

50 Cent - Officer Ricky (Go Ahead, Try Me)



As far as songs go, this wasn't bad but as far as diss records go it wasn't that damning. Fif can do better. Plus he didn't even say no wild funny shit at the end. I'm disappointed in you Mr. Jackson, try again.

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January 29, 2009

Rick Ross - Magnificent (feat. John Legend)

Here's the lead single from Deeper Than Rap (due April 7th). And yes, DJ Khaled is already playing it just in case you were wondering lol.

Rick Ross - Magnificent (feat. John Legend)


Who wanna make a friendly wager that when 50 Cent disses Ross it'll be over this beat?? I can hear it now... Anyway, this is another sweet track by Ross who has really come into his own musically over the years. Sit down because I'm about to make a BOLD statement. Ready?? Rick Ross now has classic album potential. Yes, its true. I'm not saying Deeper Than Rap will be or that he ever will, but he definitely has classic album potential with the way he's flowing and the tracks he's picking. I'm just saying. Take it how you want.

Related:
Rick Ross - Mafia Music

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Rhymefest - Supersonic (Chucky Cheese) (Charles Hamilton Diss)

Aight, lets go in!

Rhymefest - Supersonic (Chucky Cheese) (Charles Hamilton Diss)


I knew he was gonna spit over that JJ Fad, I freakin' knew it! Not that it was a bad thing, I just wanted to show off my psychic skills for a few.

Okay, now as far as the diss goes, Rhymefest (still one of the worst rap names ever lol) went in on Charles Hamilton. He didn't murder him, but he did just enough to guarantee victory. Hammy (new nickname lol) can't fuck with this. I mean have you heard his diss for Soulja Boy (aka the easiet target in Hip-Hop)?? Pathetic. Two steps above Saigon's Under-Achiever lol. Welp we'll see what the Ham-man comes back with (though I'm sure we all know it'll be some lazy, more stinker).

Related:
Charles Hamilton vs. Serius Jones Battle at SOB's
Charles Hamilton - Word? Aight (Soulja Boy Diss)

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All-Star Reserves Announced; Melo, Jefferson Snubbed

Shaqavich
Hit continue to unveil who else made the team.

EAST:
Player (Team) Position


Chris Bosh (Raptors) F/C


Danny Granger (Pacers) F


Devin Harris (Nets) G


Joe Johnson (Hawks) G


Rashard Lewis (Magic) F


Jameer Nelson (Magic) G


Paul Pierce (Celtics) F




WEST:
Player (Team) Position


Chauncey Billups (Nuggets) G


Pau Gasol (Lakers) F


Dirk Nowitzki (Mavericks) F


Shaquille O'Neal (Suns) C


Tony Parker (Spurs) G


Brandon Roy (Trail Blazers) G


David West (Hornets) F



Damn, Carmelo Anthony didn't make the team?? He went from being a possibly starter to not making the team all together. Sucks because he and David West had pretty similar stats...only he would still be good without his point guard. If you take away Chris Paul, West is average at best.

I can't think if any Eastern conference stubs, but 2 others in the West are Al Jefferson and Kevin Durant. Al Jefferson had better stats than both Melo and D. West and Durant has really stepped it up this year, but both play on dreadful teams. Then again, so does Danny Granger and he made it averaging a single point more than KD.

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Senate to Blagojevich: Peace Out Blago


Ding dong the witch is dead. After a 59-0 vote, Rob Blagojevich has been ousted from his seat as the governor of Illinois. Surprise! I'm not sure why these people are acting like what he did isn't normal practice in the world of politics but whatever.

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Carmelo Anthony Cleared To Play Friday

After missing 10 games, Carmelo Anthony has been cleared to play tomorrow against the Bobcats. What?! How do you break your right hand and not even miss a month?? I mean they did say he'd only miss 3 weeks and all, but I don't know how confident I'd be if I were a Nuggets fan. Also, if you bet on NBA game, be careful.

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Related:
Melo Out 3 Weeks With Broken Hand

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Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

I saw this around earlier in the week but never clicked on it because I thought it'd be corny but its actually pretty funny.



Like I said, this was funny, but Fresh Prince of San Andreas is still my favorite Fresh Prince theme parody lol.

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Dollicia Bryan Owes Bow Wow Sex


LOL! How can I get in on this Bow?? I'll play you in Madden '09 for it lol.

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Jadakiss - Letter To B.I.G (Feat. Faith Evans) Video

I don't know how I missed this yesterday, but here's the official video directed by my boo Va$htie (which makes it even weirder I forgot to check for the joint when I was just looking at the behind the scenes shit on her blog last week lol).



Tight video, I fucks with it! And I definitely fucks with Va$h, she's so fine!! lol.

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Martellus Bennett Fined $22,000 For YouTube Freestyle

Yes, according to the Dallas Star-Telegram, TE Martellus Bennett has been fined $22,000 (about a game check for him) for a YouTube video he did freestyling. But here's the kicker: He was fined by the Cowboys, NOT the league! I'm shocked... and actually kinda happy. I mean I'm not happy that he got fined for this in particular, but the fact that my Cowboys are now showing a tougher, 'we mean business' attitude is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye lol. Maybe there is hope for us after all! We don't need boot camp or anything but a little discipline and accountability wouldn't hurt.

If the league would have fined him it would have been a different story because Martellus is just an average 21 year-old kid and you can't expect him to act like a 40 year-old man just because he's in the NFL. There are millions of young people on YouTube saying crazy shit, so why is he any different?? Whatever, I'm just proud of my Boys lol.

Anyway, the video has since been removed, but you can catch Marty B's apology freestyle after the jump.


Damn, that was terrible! LMAO! Hilarious as shit, but terrible. That's what I like about this guy, he's just having fun and enjoying his youth. Me and my friends do horrendous freestyles all the time too just for fun so I can relate...we just don't post them on YouTube lol. If we did you guys would have a field day because we've actually filmed quite a few lol.

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Termanology - Tight Pants Are For Girls

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Term!

Termanology - Tight Pants Are For Girls


On the outside it really sounds like a Kanye diss, but this nut hugger shit is a sad, sad trend. You ever see these niggas with these leotard-type jeans (always trying to sag of course) and those super thin, XXS hoodies walking around?? The shit is disturbing to say the least. Now I'm not saying you should wear your pants 2 or 3 sizes too big like its 1995, but I DO NOT need to see your figure if you're a dude. I don't wanna know if you have hips or not lol.

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Young Jeezy - My President Is Black (Remix) (feat. Jay-Z)

New Jeezy verse where he goes at ya boy Bill Orally.

Young Jeezy - My President Is Black (Remix) (feat. Jay-Z)


Nice lil jab at Billo and Dennis Miller. I would have gave Billo and Dennis a STFU Award for what they were saying, but fuck him I'd be giving him one everyday if I paid attention to even half of the shit he said.

Related:
Jay-Z - My President (Remix)
Jay-Z - My President Remix Live

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Rookie-Sophomore Challenge Line-Ups

Here are the teams for the Rook-Soph Challenge which is Feb. 13 at pm! Just looking at the line-ups, I think the rookies have a good chance to snap their 6 year losing streak lol.

Player (Team) Position


Michael Beasley (Heat) F


Rudy Fernandez (Trail Blazers) G-F


Marc Gasol (Grizzlies) C


Eric Gordon (Clippers) G


Brook Lopez (Nets) C


O.J. Mayo (Grizzlies) G


Greg Oden (Trail Blazers) C


Derrick Rose (Bulls) G


Russell Westbrook (Thunder)
G



I feel bad for Greg Oden because he has to play with the c/o 08 instead of his c/o 07...in which he was the 1st player picked! lol. Sophomore team after the jump.

Player (Team) Position


Aaron Brooks (Rockets) G


Wilson Chandler (Knicks) F


Kevin Durant (Thunder) G-F


Jeff Green (Thunder) F


Al Horford (Hawks) F-C


Luis Scola (Rockets) F-C


Al Thornton (Clippers) F


Rodney Stuckey (Pistons) G


Thaddeus Young (Sixers) F



Should be a good game.

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Crooked I & Joell Ortiz Cypher


I wish they hadn't used that lame 1999 beat to spit over but both of them were going hard. I also wish Joell would have spit towards the camera so we could have heard him clearer.

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Jazmine Sullivan - Lions, Tigers, & Bears Video



I'm NOT "hatin'" on Jazmine Sullivan, I think she has an amazing voice, but here's my problem with her: She has a grown up voice and elementary school lyrics. I've had that problem with her since I first heard her album in September (which is why I listened to it just once). I mean seriously, lions, tigers, and bears?? How old is she?? Those lyrics are too childish for Miley Cyrus lol. It wasn't every song on the album though, just a few, but for her 2nd project she is really gonna have to mature the lyrics.

Speaking of Jaz, am I the only one who is surprised Bust Your Windows never went higher than 31 on the Hot 100?? They used to play that shit ad nauseam on the radio down here and I was always shocked it never hit the top 10 or at least got to the teens. Just a thought.

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Diddy's Super Bowl Party


If Diddy is bringing out the beautiful ladies with the Brazilian waxes and the dudes with jobs, this he throwing the anti-Plies Week?? Basically, should Plies feel disrespected by this?? I mean because you know the majority of people partaking in Plies Week are ignorant dudes with no jobs and ghetto girls with plenty babies (who else would want to attend the "Goon & Goonette Bash"?? lol).

Oh well, wish I could go because I need me a nice young ladies with a Brazilian. Hairy pussy is soooo NOT cool lol.

Related:

INN: Plies Week

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Thursday Billboard Update - 1/29/09

Man, I can't wait until March when we can expect some major releases to start rolling in...

Can anybody hold the record for Hot 100 biggest jump to #1 for longer than a couple of weeks anymore?? I mean seriously! T.I.'s Whatever You Like (71-1) broke Maroon 5's record with Makes Me Wonder (64-1) on Aug. 28th, then T.I.'s Live Your Life (80-1) broke Whatever You Like's record Oct. 9th, then Britney Spears' Womanizer (96-1) broke Life Your Life's record the next week on Oct. 16th, and now Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You (97-1) broke Womanizer's record this week. Madness! Then again, I guess its fitting that Kelly C. got her crown back because when Makes Me Wonder broke the record in 2007, its was Clarkson's A Moment Like This (52-1) from 2002 that it took it from.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Taylor Swift - Fearless (1-1)
2. Beyonce - I Am...Sasha Fierce (2-2)
3. Nickelback - Dark Horse (3-3)
4. Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak (5-4)
5. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (6-5)
6. Keyshia Cole - A Different Me (9-6)
7. Britney Spears - Circus (7-7)
8. Jamie Foxx - Intuition (8-8)
9. Various Artists - Notorious sdtk (4-9)
10. Mariah Carey - The Ballads (10)


The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You (97-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Just Dance (1-2)
3. Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (2-3)
4. Kanye West - Heartless (3-4)
5. Taylor Swift - Love Story (5-5)
6. The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (6-6)
7. T.I. - Live Your Life (4-7)
8. The Fray - You Found Me (16-8)
9. Britney Spears - Circus (10-9)
10. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (7-10)

  • Watch out for T.I.'s Dead And Gone possibly in the top 10 next week as it moved another 4 spots 18-14.
  • Don't look now, but Beyonce Diva makes another big push of 9 spots 37-28. Also watch out for Diva in your top 10 in weeks to come.
  • Lady GaGa can't be too mad about losing her #1 spot to Kelly Clarkson because her new single Poker Face jumped 16 spots 48-32 just one week after jumping 24 spots 72-48. Forty spots in 2 weeks ain't bad!
  • After her 18 spot jump last week, Keri Hilson's single Turnin' Me On jumps another 8 spots 43-35. This might finally be her chance.
  • U2 has the highest debut this week with Get On Your Boots coming in at #37. You always have to watch out for U2 when they are on the charts because they'll continue on north.
  • Katy Perry's 2nd single finally lost its place in the top 10, but her 3rd, Thinking Of You, rose 19 spots 79-50 this week.

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January 28, 2009

Kobe's No. 24 Jersey Back At #1

When Kobe changed his number from 8 to 24 in 2007 his jersey was the number 1 seller, but in 2008 Kevin Garnett's Boston Celtics No. 5 bumped him. Now its 2009 and Kobe is back on top of thangs, knocking K.G. to #2. I can't really say I'm surprised because not only are the Lakers playing some great basketball right now, but their white jerseys are sick. I don't even wear jerseys anymore, but if I did I'd get a white Kobe. I guarantee you that if they tracked the colors sold the white joints would be #1 with the purple aways being #2 and the gold home ones coming in last. I mean ever since NBA Live 2003 I've played with the Lakers solely so I could rock the white jerseys on the game lol.

Anyway, check out the top 10 after the jump. I'm almost positive you'd be surprised when you see it. Oh, and the All-Star reserves are gonna be announced tomorrow night on TNT so tune in and come back later to see my reaction.

1) Kobe Bryant
2) Kevin Garnett
3) LeBron James
4) Chris Paul
5) Allen Iverson
6) Pau Gasol
7) Paul Pierce
8) Dwyane Wade
9) Derrick Rose
10) Nate Robinson

Really?? Nate Robinson made the list?? Then again, if you like the Knicks, who else's jersey are you gonna buy?? lol. I also can't believe Pau Gasol is all the way up to #6! I'm telling you, its those white Laker jerseys. Next year Bynum will probably be up there too. Lastly, how did D-Wade drop to #8?? Fucked up lol.

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Charles Hamilton vs. Serius Jones Battle at SOB's


Man, I wish this was a real battle! They did a good job with the playful stop, but I want one of those good ol' SMACK DVD, Fight Club battles. There hasn't been one of those in awhile! Murda Mook needs to come back on the screen and so does Jin. Aight I'm gone to sleep, peace!

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Real Or Fake??: Buzzer Beater With .5 Seconds Left

This was #1 on SportsCenter's top plays and I'm actually having trouble believing it really happened. If its real, its a great shot. If not, shame on them. Take a look:


Okay, here's why I don't think its real:

1) If you just hit a buzzer beating, over the back 3-pointer with .5, you'd think everyone would be more excited. Instead everyone is just walking around like its an everyday occurrence. 2) Any time a ball goes off camera I'm suspicious.

Its probably real, but who knows lol.

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Add This Man To The Dunk Contest!


I know buddy isn't in the NBA, but damn that was sick!

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January 27, 2009

Jay-Z - When The Money Goes

Nobody seems to know if this is a new track for BP3 or a leftover from American Gangster, but who cares its unheard Hov so lets go!!

Jay-Z - When The Money Goes


Still don't know if this is new or old but it sure the fuck is fiyah! Sweet beat, nice lyrics and delivery. This here is a keeper. Just going off the content I'm leaning with this being leftover from AG but at the same time I don't see where this would have fit unless this was the original ending before he recorded Fallin'. Wikipedia it says its produced by Kanye West who is supposed to be producing majority, if not the entire BP3 album. The jury is still out on whether 'Ye did this or not because honestly I don't even think He's capable of making a beat this hot anymore in his fragile mindstate. (We can all agree that nigga has lost his mind, can't we??) If it is produced by Kanye then it probably is for BP3 because as you know he didn't produced anything on AG. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Related:
Hurry Up Hov!; Em Almost Done
Jay-Z - My President (Remix)
Jay-Z - Pass The Roc

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Jacki-O Does Smooth!

Jacki!
Question: Why does Smooth have a "Black History Issue"?? I don't think black ass on your local 7-11 newsstand was the dream Martin was talking about lol. Hey Smooth, play your position!

Now I KNOW Jacki has more tattoos than this, but I'm glad they airbrushed them out because if there's one thing I hate on a females its a bunch of funky ass tattoos. I always knew Jacki was fine since the video for Pussy came out on Uncut back in the day. I've actually seen her up close in person and yeah her ass is as phat as it looks in these pics so that's not even a question. Enjoy.



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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Daphne Joy In Show

Daph!
The new year is Daphne Joy's! This is her 2nd spread of 2009 and I'm looking forward to much more!!!



Related:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Daphne Joy

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I Love You, Man!


In theaters March 20th! Can't wait, the sooner its out, the sooner its on DVD and I can see it lol. The movies are too expensive these days and I just really love Paul Rudd movies to be honest with you. Hey, did you know he was in Clueless?? Fascinating lol.

Speaking of Paul Rudd movies, when is Role Models going to DVD?? I really wanted to see that but wasn't trying to pay $10 to go. I haven't been to the movies since Iron Man!

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Random News Shit

1) Super Bowl Ads Now Running For $3 Million
Who the fuck is spending $3M per 30 second spot for this Super Bowl?? This isn't Pats going for 19-0, this isn't Cowboys vs. [insert AFC team], its the Steelers vs. the fuckin' Cardinals! I'm not saying its gonna be a ratings disaster (I mean at the end of the day it is the Super Bowl), but, again, its the fuckin' Cardinals lol.

2) Koch Records Is Now E1 Music
Is it me or did Koch kinda just die off with Cam'ron's career?? They were hot at one point in like '06 but since then they've been back to the wayside. Maybe this is a needed change. Plus, E1 sounds more like a major so maybe they'll become a player in this game again.

3) Boy, 8, spent 10 days at home with dead mom
This has to be like the saddest shit ever!

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MTB4 Season 3 Trailer


New season starts Feb. 5th at 9pm (yes, that is just next week). Finally I have something to watch on Thursdays lol. I hope it ain't one of those bullshit 4-6 episode seasons either.

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Fabolous Tells The Story Of His Career

This was supposed to be an interview, but it turned into Fab explaining his entire career. I actually don't think I heard Tim Westwood's voice once in this whole video lol.


I love how Fab kept stating obvious shit like when he said after his 2nd album he had to platinum albums, his 1st one and his 2nd one as if there was some person out there confused about which 2 albums he meant lol. He didn't that about 7 times during this shit, but I watched every second anyway. Pretty interesting story if you ask me.

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January 26, 2009

Why???: College Player Gets His Face Stomped

I saw this today on Around The Horn and PTI today and its just ridiclous.


This is a shame! That nigga knew damn well that man was on the ground. If Houston makes the tourny, he should be suspended for it.

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T.O. Reality Show??

Just 4 days after I said the last thing the Cowboys needed was another TV show, VH1 announced that T.O. will star in a new reality show this summer.

VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists -- Monique Jackson and Kita Williams -- will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.

This should be great. I love T.O. and all, but does he want us to continue to be the laughing stock of the league?? What's next, "Shackin' Up: Tony & Jessica"?? The madness must stop! The Cowboys need to be headed to Miami this time next year on some real shit.

Oh well, can't wait to hear what Skip has to say about this tomorrow lol.

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INN: Plies Week

Its Monday and the countdown to Super Bowl Sunday is officially under way and I know the million dollar question you're wonder isn't 'who's gonna win the game', its 'what ignorant coonery does Plies have planned?' Well I have an answer for you: Plies Week!

What is Plies Week you ask?? Its a series of ignorant events designed to remind white people that though Barack Obama just got inaugurated last week, there are still some good ol' shuckers and jivers out there (gud ennin' baws). I know you wanna go so go ahead and click here to go to the Plies Week website and buy tickets!

I know you're wonder so here's the Plies Week line-up:

Today: The Stripper Olympics
Tuesday: Power of Visions Fundraiser/Yacht Party
Wednesday: Bust It Baby Calendar Models Media Day
Thurdsday: "Welcome to My City" Industry Party
Friday: Goon and Goonette Pink & Black Bash
Saturday: "I Got Plenty Money" Car & Bike show (Hosted by: Neffie & Frankie from Keyshia Cole's show) & 106th & Goon

As usual, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried lol. I mean I'm creative, but "Goon and Goonette Pink & Black Bash"?? I just couldn't make that up. Goonette! LMAO! The sad part is that you know there will be some black girls calling themselves goonettes like its a good title to have.

Question: Thursday's event is the "Welcome to My City" Industry Party, but how is it his city when Plies is from Fort Myers, not Tampa?? Weird.

This nigga just better hope Roger Goodell doesn't find out about this shit because I'm sure he would opt to not have Plies help market his league's marquee event. The last thing Goodell is looking for his the chance of some new bullshit popping off with one or more of his players. Ahh I can see the ESPN headlines now lol.

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B.o.B - Lonely People

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Royce Da 5'9" & Busta Rhymes - Freestyle

Beware before you listen to this, its ill as fuck!

Royce Da 5'9" & Busta Rhymes - Freestyle


Damn, damn, damn!!! I don't even have to say anything else.

Anyway, I got a lot more music obviously so I'll be posting more later when I get off work. Peace y'all!

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Rick Ross - Mafia Music

Aight here's the B-side to his first single I'm The Magnificent featuring John Legend. Deeper Than Rap due this April.

Rick Ross - Mafia Music


Well its wasn't really a diss record like we were led to believe, but this shit goes hard! Unfortunately for Ross, he's gonna have to come with straight fiyah like this every time from here on out because he tried to lie about being a correctional officer.

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Big K.R.I.T. - Truth Is Freestyle

My homegirl been telling me about this nigga for the longest so when I saw a track by him up on OnSmash I figured I'd check it out. I don't regret that decision.

Big K.R.I.T. - Truth Is Freestyle


This shit is nice. Real nice! First off, what beat is that?? It sounds familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. As far as the lyrics, my nigga was rippin' and I can feel what he was saying about his grandma because I know I do the same shit. I mean I'm not out here selling drugs or anything, but everything isn't gravy.

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Smitty - It's A Shame '09 (feat. Kool G. Rap)

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Smitty - It's A Shame '09 (feat. Kool G. Rap)


I'm feelin' it! That's a lot for me because I've never really been a big Smitty fan.

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Kanye West's Beats

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January 25, 2009

Lil Wayne - Prom Queen

Welp that didn't take too long lol. Here is Lil Wayne's first single off his rock album Rebirth and yes this is the No DJ version.

Lil Wayne - Prom Queen


Okay... I guess I'm just gonna go over here and wait for people to tell me why I should love this because its Lil Wayne lol.

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Lil Wayne Rock Album Due April 7th

I had been hearing shit about a rumored Lil Wayne rock album the past couple weeks, but like most Lil Wayne news I ignored it. Now it looks like its real and Wayne will try his hand with rock. The album will be called Rebirth and allegedly set for release April 7th. The first single Prom Queen will hit the 'net late this month.

Now I have no facts to back this up, but I'm about 99.99999% sure he's not selling a million album in his first week this time around (even with Universal buying a majority of them like they did with The Carter III). Well at least we can finally put to bed all that best rapper talk since you have to rap to be the best rapper.

A couple new-ish Wayne joints after the jump.

Mack Maine - AK 47 (feat. Lil Wayne)


Birdman - Always Strapped (feat. Lil Wayne)


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Joe Budden Says Beef With Saigon Is Over



Okay then. Saigon said he's not making anymore diss records and Joey says the beef is dead, now the question is after 2 rounds who won: Joey and his 2 pretty good diss record or Saigon and his 1 dud and 1 exceptional diss records?? I don't even know so I'm calling it a draw until they man up and do a 3rd round since the real battle didn't even start until round 2.

On another note, is Tru Life really coming back?? That nigga has been M.I.A. for a few years now and I believe Roc La Familia is muerto lol.

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Michael Redd Out For The Season

A MRI has shown that Michael Redd has tears in his ACL and MCL. Tough break...or tear, whatever lol. It really sucks balls for the Bucks because if the playoffs started today, they would be the 8th seed. Remove their leading scorer and they should be out of the playoff picture soon. Sad.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Jessica Alba On Comso

Fine ass!
This just goes to show that a female can be fine as hell without showing everything or having her whole booty sticking out all crazy. Now us guys do enjoy girls that show everything with their whole booty sticking out all crazy, but that's not the point! The point is...damn Jessica Alba is so fuckin' fine!!! Dammit!

Oh yeah and it also proves a woman can be just as fine after a child as before so get to birthing ladies! lol. Anyway, if you wanna see the other pics and maybe read the article click here.

(BTW, this is the 100th SGGP post so give it up for my baby Jess!)

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Joe Budden Speaks On Saigon Beef Live On Stage

I was gonna put this up yesterday before work, but we had a power surge so I just said fuck it. Then after work I really just chilled, played NBA Live, and watched a couple movies (Surf Ninjas is still the shiznit). Anyway, its not much but you can check it out.


Oh snap! lol.

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January 24, 2009

LeBron's First Buzzer Beater


Finally! Its been a long ass time coming too because in LeBron's whole 6 year career he hadn't done it once. A lot of people who don't really know shit about sports say Skip Bayless "be hatin'" on LeBron, but all his gripes against him were legitimate. He hadn't hit any of his game winning shots, his was a very poor free throw shooter, and he shoots waaay too many 3's when he's not really a good 3-point shooter.

So far this year he's improved his free throw shooting drastically and now he's hit one at the buzzer. Skip Bayless will finally show him some love on Monday, but he's gonna still call him out for all the 3's he shoots because he shoots such a low percentage lol.

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January 23, 2009

Barack Disses Cipha Sounds Live On Air??

Take a listen to this shit. Now, I honestly don't even believe its Barack, but its still funny as hell regardless. Enjoy.


LMAO!! Hilarious shit, man. Okay, so what's the verdict, real or fake??

I'm in the fake column because 1) Why in the hell would Barack call in to Hot 97 after becoming the President just 3 days ago?? I just doubt his first post-inauguration interview was gonna be with Angie Martinez. Nothing against Ang, but seriously. 2) As well run as his campaign was, do you think his staff wouldn't have known Angie wasn't there before they gave Barack the phone?? 3) I don't know much about radio or how things are run, but I do know they handle all these transitions off air. When they do radio interviews and they introduce people, that person was already on the line. 4) Some of that shit "Barack" was saying didn't even sound like shit he'd say like "he screwed it up a bit" or I'm in there like swimwear". Why would Barack talk about that situation jokingly now when he didn't take well to Joe Biden joking about it the other day??

I could probably keep going, but you get the point lol.

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Surprise! Herm Edwards Fired

No surprise here, we all knew this was coming. The thing that has me kinda pissed is that apparently the Chiefs are working on a deal with Mike Shanahan! No fair, it was gonna be our fuckin' coach next year and that can't happen if he's coaching the Chiefs. Fuck! Not only that, but KC was probably our last shot at getting rid of Jason Garrett. Bad day for the Cowboys if Shanahan accepts the job.

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Affion's Billion Dollar Question For Jay-Z


I'm shocked because Jay seemed like he really knew Affion lol. You know how celebs are when random people ask them shit, especially on camera, but Jay was cool and played along. Either Jay was just feeling real nice because of Obama or Affion is just that nigga lol. Great impression BTW.

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Killah B.H. Hears Saigon Diss For The First Time


Joey is crazy for this one lol. I'm glad he has a good outlook on thing though because if it was me I think I'd still be a lil hurt by it. I mean Saigon REALLY went IN! Joe must have some devastating diss ready to go though because he doesn't seem to be bothered or shaken at all by this.

Killah B.H. is another story though because you could see on his face that he knew Joe got murdered, but he kinda didn't wanna say it because they're fam and he didn't wanna hurt his feelings. Its always good to have guys like that around, but yeah... lol.

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Saigon - Pushin' Buddens

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Duval Gets Dro To Watch 1 Guy 1 Cup


This nigga Dro is a fool lol. I actually have more to say about them being in the studio and working though. Its 2009, Shoulder Lean was a loooong time ago. Dro, you don't think you need to be in the booth right now?? lol. But anyway, Duval needs to stop making niggas watch this damn video lol.

If you haven't seen it and for some reason want to just click here. You will regret it but whatever. I don't know if it was more or less disturbing than 2 Girls, 1 Cup and I don't even think it really matters lol.

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Monta Ellis To Return Tonight

After being suspended for the 1st 30 games of the season, Warriors' guard Monta Ellis will return to the 13-30 team's line-up tonight against the Cavs. I went off about this suspension before the season, but if he was suspended for 30 games, why is he coming back in game 44?? Did the nigga sprain his ankle or break his whole fuckin' foot?? It doesn't take 5 months to recover from an sprained ankle unless you're like 96. I've had a sprained ankle several times and it never took that long. Hell, in '07 T.O. had a high ankle sprain, which is worse than just a regular sprain, and came back in 3 weeks to play in that game against the Giants. What's really going on here?? Weird...

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Idiocracy 101: Monta Ellis Suspended 30 Games For Lying About Injury

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Biggavelli Don't Play


Yeah, what's up with that nigga's laugh?? Shit is crazy, but if you've been reading the news lately you know he has bigger things to worry about lol. Anyway, another video by these guys is included after the jump.


This might be even more hilarious than the video above. Especially when they start naming the Bad Boy artists! I thought only myself and Andy remembered some of those people lol.

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January 22, 2009

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Cubana Lust In Show

They say this is the same Cubana Lust from the WorldStar videos, but where is the big ass tattoo on her booty cheek if I'm to believe that?? Very strange if you ask me... Naw, I believe its her, but for real though, what happened to the tattoo?? She looks so much less gross without it. I'm proud lol. And on top of that, she's actually a cutie. Kudos to Cubana!



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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Cubana Lust

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