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November 30, 2008

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 13

1) Giants (10-1) @ Redskins (7-4)
I try not to root for Big Blue, but I'm gonna have to Sunday. Its clear we probably aren't gonna catch them for the division lead BUT the more games the Redskins lose, the better it is for my Boys' playoff chances. With that being said, go Giants! Giants winners, Redskins losers.

2) Steelers (8-3) @ Patriots (7-4)
Look at Matt Cassel trying to be a baller! Back to back 400 yard games and he's just helping out my theory last year that any QB would succeed in New England's system. Anyway, it wouldn't matter who is under center Sunday because nobody is gonna be throwing for 400 yards on Pittsburgh's defense. Plus, there's no Anthony Smith to guarantee victory this year and fuck shit up for everybody. Steelers winners, Pats losers.

3) Seahawks (2-8) @ Cowboys (7-4)
This past Sunday Matt Hasslebeck threw for 103 yards with 2 INTs and his Seahawks only lost to the Redskins by 3. Trust me when I tell you this, if he does that against the Cowboys Thursday this game won't even be almost close. Hell, Shaun Hill threw for 300 yards and that game wouldn't have been anywhere near close if they wouldn't have got those 2 touchdowns in garbage time. Whatever, I just can't see myself picking the Seahawks to beat anybody else on their schedule besides the Rams. Cowboys winner, Seahawks losers.

4) Panthers (8-3) @ Packers (5-6)
What happened to the Panthers?? A few weeks ago they were the 2nd best team in the NFC, but after a few duds against the Raiders, Lions, and Falcons they seem to be headed in the wrong direction. Things don't seem to be getting any better for them either because their last 5 games are all against teams trying to make the playoffs. This all puts a smile on my face lol. The Packers will prove to be too much for this hapless Panthers team. Packers winners, Panthers losers.

5) Saints (6-5) @ Buccaneers (8-3)
Even with their huge 51-29 win over the Packers Monday, the Saints playoffs hopes still look dim. They could help their cause out drastically by beating a divisional foe this Sunday in Tamp Bay. That would take them to 7-5 and drop the Bucs to 8-4. Then if the Panthers and Falcons both lose they'll be 8-4 and 7-5 respectfully and the Saints are right back in this thing. It all starts with a win in Tampa though. Saints winners, Bucs losers.

6) Falcons (7-4) @ Chargers (4-7)
I don't even know which way to go with Atlanta right now, all I know is that I need them to lose. The Chargers showed signs last week against the Colts, but ultimately ended up being bested. I think they turn it around this week for once. Though Matt Ryan and the Falcons have fucked me repeatedly, I'm still going Chargers winners, Falcons losers.

7) Broncos (6-5) @ Jets (8-3)

The Broncos are a sad, sad case of wasted potential. I don't see how they even stand a chance in this game (though both organizations should be looked down upon for losing to the Raiders lol). Jets winners, Broncos losers.

8) Bears (6-5) @ Vikings (6-5)
Here's the Sunday night game. These inter-divisional match-ups are usually the best, most unpredictable games and I love it. Stakes are high too, because with a Green Bay loss last Monday, these 2 teams are now tied for first place in the NFC North. The winner will take sole position of that lead and the other would be behind the 8-ball.

Though the Vikings have no QB, they'll be at home in the dome and Peterson should really be able to let loose and run wild. In the Vikings last 2 home games, A.P. rushed for 331 yards so I'm going with the home field advantage. Vikes winners, Bears losers.

9) Cardinals (7-4) @ Eagles (5-5-1)
The Eagles are done, they'll get blown out Thursday night. Cardinals winners, Eagles losers.

(Man, did I ever have this one wrong?? lol. If I took my time to look at this game I probably would've picked the Eagles because the Cardinals are shit in real weather.)

10) Colts (7-4) @ Browns (4-7)
The Colts seem to have hit their stride and I just don't see the Browns being able to do anything about that even with Derek Anderson back under center this week. Colts winners, Browns losers.

11) 49ers (3-8) @ Bills (6-5)
Are the Bills back?? They put up 54 on KC last Sunday (which actually isn't saying much), but can they fly over the Niners' defense like the Cowboys did?? I say they do and start making things even more interesting in the AFC East. Plus, the Bills haven't had much trouble with the lighter teams on their schedule like the Seahawks, Rams, Raiders, and obviously KC. Bills winners, 49ers losers.

12) Jaguars (4-7) @ Texans (4-7)
I'm sure this game looked awfully intriguing when they scheduled it for MNF in the offseason, but now it looks to be a stinker. Two of the league's biggest underachiever square off in Reliant Stadium Sunday and somebody has to win. Normally I would go with the Jags, but I think that loss against the Titans was just demoralizing and they're done. Texans winners, Jags losers.

13) Ravens (7-4) @ Bengals (1-9-1)
Seriously?? Ravens winners, Bengals losers.

14) Dolphins (6-5) @ Rams (2-9)
I'll just put it like this: The Rams are starting Mr. Irrelevant, David Vobora, at MLB. Nuff said. Dolphins winners, Rams losers.

15) Chiefs (1-10) @ Raiders (4-7)
Ooh, this should be a good one! lol. Chiefs winners, Raiders losers.

16) Titans (10-1) @ Lions (0-11)
Can we start a petition or something to get the Lions off of Thanksgiving?? This shit is ridiculous and they constantly ruin everyone's day until the Cowboys play. Titans winners, Lions themselves...aka losers.

Last Week Record: 13-3 (.813)
Overall Record: 77-37 (.675)
So Far This Week: 2-1 (.667)

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Idiocracy 101: Antonio Pierce Tried To Hide Plax's Gun

More idiocy in this Plaxico fiasco...



I never really liked Antonio Pierce for some reason, but now its obvious he's a complete moron lol.

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Ware & Barber Appear To Be Okay

My damn heart almost dropped the other day when I saw DeMarcus Ware laying there on Thanksgiving. I wasn't so much worried about Marion Barber because I just don't see him allowing himself to miss any time lol. Well anyway good news for both as MRIs Friday were negative. They'll be rehabbing all this week so I'm praying they'll be able to go. We'll need ALL hands on deck to beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh next week even with 10 days to prepare. And yes I'm expecting a lot more injuries after that game next week.

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Idiocracy 101: Plaxico Burress Lil Wayne'd Himself



What a fuckin' idiot! If you need a gun to go to the club, then you probably shouldn't go to the club. You're a fuckin' millionaire, why even put yourself in this position??

Fortunately this is good for my Cowboys in the long run, but maybe not for the immediate future. Immediate as in today's game against the Redskins. I don't know if the Giants will be able to keep their focus on this game and fuck around and let the Skins off the hook in DC. If the Skins win, they match the Cowboys at 8-4 which is a threat to our wildcard standing. You guys better not fuck this up for me!

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The Angie Martinez Show Episode 1 Part 1

Here's the show Angie was talking about on Shade 45 with 50 last week. Great first guest, Jay-Z lol.



I can't believe Hov is still trying to hide his marriage, but I guess that's the difference between us because I'd want everybody in the world to know I was married to Beyonce lol.

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Air Jordan XX4??

I hope this is a joke, but this shoe appears to be the 24th edition of the Air Jordan sneaker. I pray its not though because these shits are WACK! Maybe I need to see them in a different color or something, but I would NOT rock these lol.

Anyway, these are supposed to be out this February so we'll see soon enough.

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Jamie Foxx Feat. T.I. - Just Like Me Video


I like this video, Foxx is stupid lol. That was Taraji Penda Henson, right?? Hey, did you know she was 38?? Yeah, I know I was shocked my damn self lol. Oh, and was it just me or did T.I. seem to be playing the background in this video big time?? It was almost like he wasn't even there lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ms Dynasty

Check out her website, its kinda gangsta...plus you can see her nipple on the homepage lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ashalee Albar

While I was in the car going up to GA, my homegirl Tah told me the original SPPG post I did on Ashalee Albar was all fucked up. Obviously I couldn't fix it then, but I'm here to clean up the mess now. You're welcome lol.


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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aubrey O'Day Does Playboy??

I read this while we were headed to GA the other day and when I told my cousin about it we sadly weren't one bit surprised. Maybe that give some validity to the reasons Diddy kicked her out of DK.

Anyway, we all knew this was coming one day and I personally can't wait! Hey, you know what I realized when I started to write this post?? Every post I've done about Aubrey has been in SGGP lol. Crazy, right?? Welp we're 3 for 3 now, and if this story is true, we'll be 4 for 4 soon lol.

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Flipmode TV Presents Busta Rhymes & Diddy vs T-Pain & Akon - Battle Of The Verse

Aight its time to catch up with all the stuff we missed over the past few days while I was away. First off I got this somewhat retarded video of the Arab Money Remix recording sessions.


How many people know this remix really ain't gonna be that hot stand up?? Wow! This seems like a lot about nothing, but we shall see soon enough. I haven't done any downloading since I've been back, but when I get it I'll be sure to pass it down.

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It Just Got A Bit Colder In The D

Remember her?? Well she's back...kinda. Her is ya girl T-Baby singing her YouTube sensation Its So Cold In The D live in studio on the Mojo In The Morning radio show...in the D.


I don't think she even realizes he's the joke in this equation lol.

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November 29, 2008

Thursday Billboard Update - 11/27/08

I believe I called this, but Beyonce debuts at #1 for the 3rd time with I Am...Sasha Fierce pushing over 482,000 out the store. That's about the extent of my excitement over this week's top 10 lol. There's a lot of casualties again this week including
David Archuleta, T-Pain, Christina Aguilera, and T.I.

Finally, something looks like it'll dethrone T.I. soon! Jumping 26 spots to #2 is Sasha Fierce herself, Beyonce, with Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It). Also reaching the top 10 for the first time is Lady GaGa's Just Dance which climb 16-7.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Beyonce - I Am...Sasha Fierce (1)
2. Nickelback - Dark Horse (2)
3. David Cook - David Cook (3)
4. Taylor Swift - Fearless (1-4)
5. Il Divo - The Promise (5)
6. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (5-6)
8. Various Artists - High School Musical 3 sdtk (7-8)
7. Various Artists - Now! 29 (3-7)
9. Enya - And Winter Came (8-9)
10. AC/DC - Black Ice (6-10)

  • I don't know if this nigga is still in 112 or not, but lead singer Slim's Love's Crazy debuts at #32 with 26,900 sold. Good for him, he did much more than I expected.
  • Was I right, or was I right?? Ace Hood's Gutta comes in at #36 with just 24,700 sold. I told y'all lol.
  • Waaaaaaaaaaay down at #119 is Lil Keke's Loved by Few, Hated by Many which sold about 5,900 copies.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
new top 10 entries in bold

1. T.I. - Live Your Life (1-1)
2. Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (28-2)
3. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy (3-3)
4. T.I. - Whatever You Like (2-4)
5. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (4-5)
6. Kanye West - Love Lockdown (9-6)
7. Lady GaGa - Just Dance (16-7)
8. Pink - So What (5-8)
9. Ne-Yo - Miss Independent (11-9)
10. Akon - Right Now (Na Na Na) (8-10)
  • Still hanging around is John Legend's Green Light featuring Andre 3000 which jumps 31-24.
  • T-Pain's latest single Chopped 'N' Skrewed featuring Ludacris jumped 9 more spots 39-30.
  • After jumping 7 spots last week, Jazmine Sullivan's Bust Your Windows does another 7 and moves 38-31.
  • After breaking the top 50 last week, Ron Browz' Pop Champagne featuring Jim Jones and Juelz Santana jumps 27 spots 50-33. At this pace looks like another untalented fool is gonna find his way to the top 10.
  • Here's Rihanna one more time before the year is out (how many hits has she fuckin' had already??) This week Rehab goes 37 spots north.
  • Ready for some more T-Pain and Ludacris?? Good because jumping 54-38 is Luda's new single One More Drink.

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This Week In Flops 11/25/08

I'm gonna let Kanye skate because not only do I think he'll exceed 300,000, but also...okay, who am I fooling?? I already saw him projected numbers and he's not gonna flop. Well he is in a sense because its gonna be no where near Graduation or Late Registration numbers. Anyway, the show must go on....

With 309,800 in its first week, Ludacris' last album Release Therapy barely made it past flop status BUT that was in 2006 and unfortunately I think he's due. Its really a shame because this is easily one of the year's best. I got Theater Of The Mind doing 250k-275k, but more specifically somewhere around 267,000. Still not bad for my boy.

Who grows hair after they're 30?? I thought 30 was the official hair cut off date?? Oh well I still love E-40 lol. Unfortunately there isn't much buzz around this project so I see sales being extremely low. How low?? I'm talking V.I.C. low. I'm guessing somewhere in the ballpark of 8k-20k.

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Back From The Country

Sup family?? I just got back a few minutes ago from my Thanksgiving trip to Savannah, GA and I just wanted to come post something...anything lol. I have to get back in the swing of things because it totally doesn't feel like Saturday. I'm gonna take a shower and lay down for a bit, but I'll be back later to catch up with all the shit I've been over the past few days like TBU and TWIF as well as news like Plaxico Burress going all Lil Wayne on his leg. Man, I'm glad to be home!

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November 26, 2008

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ashalee Albar

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I don't have much time because I'm about to hit the road to GA for Thanksgiving, but I had to post this before I left! Click here if you wanna see more!!!

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Best Of B.o.B Part 1

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Holiday Cooking with Teairra Mari


Fine AND she can cook?? You definitely gotta impregnate that if you get the opportunity lol. Truth be told, back in 05 when her and Rihanna first came out I thought she looked better. Hell I still think she looks better lol. Nothing against RiRi because you already know she's definitely skeetable, but Teairra could be wifey.

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Brady Quinn Out For The Season

Well damn now I'm super happy Tony Romo decided to not play with the pinky lol. Brady "McCain supporter" Quinn is now out after trying to play with his broken index finger Sunday. Too bad for that nigga lol.

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November 25, 2008

I Am King


I'm a big had of Unforgivable so I'm definitely gonna check this out! And fellas if you aren't on Sean John cologne then you need to get in the game.

Now, some words from Diddy...

I am debuting my new movie "I Am King" for my new fragrance "I Am King" which is available exclusively at Macy's. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless...

I'm all for doing and being whatever you want, but I think a black James Bond is a stretch for 2 reasons. 1) Diddy is a bit too cool for the role. I mean Bond should be cool, but Diddy is so cool it would be almost weird seeing him fight lol. 2) The new Bond movie has made $108.8 million in its 2 weeks in theaters, I don't think they're looking for change right now lol.

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Stan Part 2??

That's what Swizzy told MTV:


"You know how 'Stan' ... was the big [song]?" Swizz asked, referring to the obsessed-fan track which sampled Dido's "Thank You." "So I worked on part 2, and I think it was, like, totally genius."

Sounds nice...BUT I'm gonna try to wait so I don't get overtly excited for nothing lol.

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November 24, 2008

Common Feat. Kanye - Punch Drunk Love

Common Feat. Kanye - Punch Drunk Love


Oh goodness, sounds like Kanye's newfound wackness has officially rubbed off on Common. This record pretty much embodies the reason I haven't been posting much music lately. I'm uninspired by the shit I'm hearing. Its to the point where I'm downloading every few days instead of everyday like I used to. I'm like Kanye in the sense that I'm not really fuckin' with Hip-Hop right now, but unlike Kanye I'm not a part of the problem lol.

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Ludacris & T-Pain SNL Skit



Its funny because Pain's reaction to dude is the same reaction I have when I'm listening to music these days lol. Pain & Luda both ripped it though.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Vanessa Veasley Wilson

**UPDATE**
Correction, her name is Vanessa Wilson, not Vanessa Veasley.

Took me awhile to find out what her last name was because everybody had just "Vanessa" everywhere I looked. Turns out she's Vanessa Veasley Wilson and I actually had some other pics on her lol. Oh well, I like these more so we're gonna rock with these.

Most of the pics are from CutieCentral, but the covers are from some other site that I forgot lol.

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Busta Rhymes - I Got Bass Video

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Pres. Obama Announces His Economic Team



I was with that proper "president-elect" shit at first, but fuck that now, its just President Obama now because the current one ain't doing shit anyway lol. Looks like a good team and I have confidence in all of Barack decisions.

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Beyonce Performing Single Ladies At The AMAs


I HATE Jay-Z!! Did I ever mention that?? lol.

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Kanye Performing Heartless At The AMAs



I'm glad he performed Heartless because that's exactly what this performance was. He's steadily falling off, but he's still my dude.

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GM Cuts Ties With Tiger

After 9 years GM has decided to end its endorsement of Tiger Woods. No, he didn't stab his white wife to death or rape anybody in Denver, but shit is fucked up and they need the money. They're trying to show Pres. Obama that they can cut costs so he can bail them out, but cutting costs didn't stop them from flying in a private jet to meet with Congress last week lol. Damn shame. Oh well, ain't like Tiger needs it right now lol.

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Donovan To Remain Starter Thursday

After my homie Andy Reid yanked Donovan McNabb Sunday so my Cowboys would have an easier shot at a wildcard, he's announcing that he'll remain the starter Thursday night when the Eagles face the Cardinals in Philly. I'm fine with this though because the damage is done and not only will be not have to worry about the Eagles anymore this year, I doubt they'll be a threat once both McNabb and Reid are gone next year. O happy day!

In other Cowboy enemy news, the NFL has moved December 7th's Redskins/Ravens' game to the NBC Sunday Night slot. The original game between the Pats and Seahawks will now be played at 4:05 PM. I guess the learned their lesson from the last time the Seahawks were on Sunday night and nobody watched. Even John Madden skipped that game lol.

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Nope, not showing love to L.A.'s area code, I'm showing love to that boy T.O. and the amount of receiving yards he had yesterday. Welp, so much for the 'he doesn't have 100-yard game this year' argument. You're welcome lol.

Anyway, Great game, great win. We NEEDED that BUT unfortunately we don't get to play the 49ers every week. I'm still worried about the Seahawks a little bit, but I'm even more worried about our December schedule. Oh, and fuck Lowkey and Tye because y'all know damn well I need you guys to lose so my Cowboys have a better shot at the playoffs lol. Lets get the Falcons playing like it was '07 again lol.

Lastly I just wanna send a shout out to my new favorite NFL coach Andy Reid! Because of his selfless decision to pull Donovan McNabb at halftime of a 10-7 game and replace him with Kevin Kolb, the Eagles are now officially eliminated from the wildcard race at 5-5-1 after losing 36-7. Great job Andy, you deserve a promotion for what you did for my Cowboys!

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November 23, 2008

R.I.P. MC Breed

I just found out, but he passed away yesterday from kidney failure.

Here's my fav. MC Breed joint. Its a remake of his biggest single Ain't No Future In Yo' Frontin' by Bootleg. Though this got very little video play back in the late 90s, I loved it and watched it every time it came on. I know I have it on VHS tape somewhere, but its all good. Here's the track:



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November 22, 2008

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 12

1) Jets (7-3) @ Titans (10-0)
Even if the Jets can get out to a big lead, they showed like week against the Pats that they can't sustain one. That's not great news for them. It is great news for us though because we get to see the 11-0 Titans and 0-11 Lions play on Thanksgiving! Awesome. lol. Titans winners, Jets losers.

2) Giants (9-1) @ Cardinals (6-4)
Lets see how Kurt Warner and the boys fare against that Big Blue defense! Who am I kidding?? Warner will throw for at least 390...but unfortunately they'll still lose. Giants winners, Cards losers.

3) Patriots (6-4) @ Dolphins (6-4)
The winner of this game will go in a first place tie with the Jets for #1 in the AFC East so the stakes are high. Earlier in the season the Dolphins embarrassed the Pats at home with the Wildcat formation and a stiff defense, but I'm thinking this time around might be different. Matt Cassel seems to be coming into his own and the Dolphins have been less than impressive in their last 2 wins against the 2-8 Seahawks and Raiders (both home games & won by other 2 points each). The Fins luck runs out one week, but they still have a soft schedule so they will remain right in the thick of things. Patriots winners, Dolphins winners.

4) Panthers (8-2) @ Falcons (6-4)
Last week I finally decided to fuck with the Falcons and they fucked me again. Long and hard. Sandpaper condom and all! Okay, this is getting gross lol.

Anyway, in this fight for a wild card playoff berth I'm gonna be rooting against the Falcons to help out my Cowboys. With that being said, I'm going with ATL shawdy! Fingers crossed that my magical jinxing ability from last week returns for an encore performance. Falcons winners, Panthers losers.

5) 49ers (3-7) @ Cowboys (6-4)
Felix Jones is out for the year, Miles Austin is out 2-4 weeks, T-New is questionable, and T.O. has the flu. Thank goodness we're playing San Fran this week! I'm not overlooking this team at all because they have come up big the last 2 weeks, but have you look at your December schedule?? At Steelers, Giants, Ravens, at Eagles. We need this game and the Thanksgiving game against the Seahawks to get as healthy as possible for that final push. It won't be easy, but I think we can take the Niners. Cowboys winners, 49ers losers.

6) Packers (5-5) @ Saints (5-5)
Finally, a MNF game worth watching! The last 2 (SF @ ARI and CLE @ BUF) had me wondering what was going on in the NFL's scheduling department.

Anyway, 2 of the most up-and-down teams are meeting Monday in the Superdome. The Saints amazingly haven't played there since October 12th when they beat the Raiders 34-3. That's crazy! How does that happen?? At this the Saints don't know the meaning of "home field advantage." Sad. Packers winners, Saints losers.

7) Colts (6-4) @ Chargers (4-6)
Two teams seemingly going in two different directions. The Chargers are going nowhere fast and the Colts seem to be putting it all together after a rough start. With that said, some one tell me why I'm hesitate to pick Indy?? It probably has something to do with Peyton and the boys goin 0-2 against the Chargers last season. Oh well, fuck it! I can't pick San Deigo here while I'm still in my right mind. Colts winners, Bolts losers.

8) Eagles (5-4-1) @ Ravens (6-4)
Last time the Ravens got beat up on like they did last week was in week 6 when they lost 31-3 to Indy. The following week they came out and beat up on their next opponent 27-13. That isn't a good sign for the seemingly lost Eagles...which in turn a good sign for my once lost Cowboys. Go Ravens! Ravens winners, Eagles losers.

9) Vikings (5-5) @ Jaguars (4-6)
The Vikings are a bitch! They're another team like the Falcons because it seems like however I pick, they do the opposite. Its weird. Well hopefully those 2 teams don't play each other for my sake. Oh, wait, they do?? Week 16 in Minnesota?? Fuck! Vikings winners, Jags lookers.

10) Redskins (6-4) @ Seahawks (2-8)
Here's another team I'd love to see lose. Plus, if the Seahawks are gonna beat another team before the end of the year, I would want it to be the Redskins oppose to my Cowboys on Thanksgiving. Thing are certainly stacked against the Skins here too for all the obvious reasons like Zorn playing there and coaching there under Holmgren. I'm not gonna be fooled they because the Seahawks aren't gonna win this game. Redskins winners, Seahawks losers.

11) Bengals (1-8-1) @ Steelers (7-3)
One thing is for sure and that is there will be no tie in this game. No, not because it doesn't happen often (though it did almost happen earlier in the year when the Bucs/Bears played), but because if its a tie the Steelers will undoubtedly slap the Bengals in the face and take the win. Unlike the Eagles...to my delight lol. Anyway, the Bengals don't stand a chance because the Steelers are tailor made for games at this time in the season. Steelers winners, Bengals losers.

12) Texans (3-7) @ Browns (4-6)
Last week's win against the Bills should give the Browns momentum, right?? Wrong! Brady Quinn broke his index finger in that game and if he plays he's just gonna end up hurting the team. Texans winners, Browns losers.

13) Raiders (2-8) @ Broncos (6-4)
This is probably the highest you'll see a Raiders game ranked for the rest of this season. The only reason it made it to #13 this week was because I want to see if Jay Cutler can break the NFL record for passing yards in a game. He got to 299 in week one without Brandon Marshall so maybe he can double that this week. Broncos winners, Raiders losers.

14) Buccaneers (7-3) @ Lions (0-10)
I told you I'm pushing for 0-11 vs. 11-0 on Thanksgiving. Bucs, don't fuck that up for me. Bucs winners, Lions losers.

15) Bears (5-5) @ Rams (2-8)
Jim Haslett sure does have these Rams playing at a high level. I think I'm gonna start a Jim Haslett for Coach of the Year website. What do you think?? Bears winners, Rams losers.

16) Bills (5-5) @ Chiefs (1-9)
This game promised to be dreadful. Its the battle of the losing streaks! The Bills have lost 4 in a row while the Chiefs have lost 6 in a row (not including a bye week in which they probably also would've lost if they played). Hell, at least the Chiefs have been keeping it close in the past few weeks, I just don't know what happened to the Bills. They are looking rather vulnerable here, but I just can't take KC. Bills winners, Chiefs losers.

Last Week Record: 10-5 (.667)
Overall Record: 64-34 (.653)
I still don't know what I should get for that Eagles/Bengals tie so I just didn't count it lol.

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Joe Budden Feat. The Game - The Future (Clean)

This is the first single from Padded Room which is still due Feb. 24 as of today.

Joe Budden Feat. The Game - The Future


Aight this is okay. I was expecting something a lil more...incredible, but this was fine I guess. Can you tell I'm disappointed?? lol.

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Young Buck Feat. Young Jeezy - I Got It

Young Buck Feat. Young Jeezy - I Got It


Nothing special here. I actually don't even know why I'm posting it because I got so much shit I never posted lol.

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Plies Feat. Sean Garrett - Street Light

Yay, another girl song! Plies is so creative! lol.

Plies Feat. Sean Garrett - Street Light


Stick to the formula that works I guess lol.

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Romeo Watch Pt. 2

Romeo logged another 3 minutes tonight in USC's 73-46 blow out of Chattanooga. He only took one shot, a three, and missed it BUT made up for it with 1 strong assist. I actually read somewhere that he has a knee injury which is why he isn't playing much, but I dunno how much I believe that. I do know that he missed a large portion of his senior season to injury so maybe it is true. Either way I'll reserve judgment ;-).

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November 21, 2008

The 2010 LeBron Sweepstakes Starts...Now!



First off, how in the hell is Jamal Crawford making $28 million over the next 3 years??? I mean he's good, but he ain't THAT good lol. No wonder Isiah Thomas is out of a job and is at home trying to O.D. lol.

Anyway, this is huge for the Knicks and their fans! ...Well it will be in about 2 years. Not only can they get afford to make an offer for LeBron, but one of his superstar friends also. Besides the usual suspects named by Stephen A. (D-Wade, Bosh, Amare), here's a few more player that'll be free agents in 2010:

Dirk Nowitzki, Joe Johnson, Manu Ginobili, Tracy McGrady, Brandon Roy, Michael Redd, LaMarcus Aldridge, Tyson Chandler, Josh Howard, Stephen Jackson, and Rip Hamilton.

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Palin's Slaughterhouse

I don't know if you caught this video of Sarah Palin conducting an interview right in front of a guy killing Thanksgiving dinner yet, but if not, just know its a classic! Now there's no sound on this video so I'm gonna post the video from Countdown (without Keith Olbermann) so you can actually here what they fool was saying. Here's a hint: she never mentions what's going on behind her lol.


Awesome. And you thought her pre-election interviews were bad lol. Aren't you glad she isn't our Vice President?? I mean, yeah it'd the Daily Show would be more entertaining, but there's just something eerily frightening about the thought of this woman having any influence on decisions being made in Washington lol.

Here's the whole interview as promised.



No, you're not trippin', towards the end she really did say:

"Certainly will probably invite criticism for even doing this too, but at least it was fun."
and

"I am always in charge of the turkey so I am where I need to be today to prepare for that."

Again, aren't we happy she's not in Washington reforming and getting all mavericky?? lol.

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Stephen Colbert's MeTunes

Don't forget to watch A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All this Sunday at 10.

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This Nigga Done Lost It

Fuck what you heard, I still feel sorry for this guy. He's obviously delusional. Exhibit A: the end of this video.



What is this nigga talking about?? Does he think that we think he does auto-tune because it sounds good?? lol. Whatever, the rest of the vids from this interview are after the jump.




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Expandable Post Summaries

**UPDATE**

I couldn't fix the other expandable post thingy so I put a new one on. I think this is actually better because it expands and closes right here on the main page. Its not without a couple of kinks though because now I can't get my Haloscan comments back. I'm still working on it, but I'm happy with it as of right now.

You can go ahead and try it out now if you'd like (it expands to what I previously wrote on this post).

I finally added the expandable post summaries BUT as you can see it adds it to each post no matter what (which is why you see "Continue»" all the way down the page). It sucks because I wanted this shit so bad for so long and when I finally become un-lazy enough to do it, this happens.

Its damn near 3am so I'm gonna try to fix it in the morning (I know its the morning now, you know damn well what I mean), but if not I'm just gonna take it off all together because wants the point if its gonna show up on every post, even if its 1 sentence.

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Keri Hilson Feat. Lil Wayne - Turnin' Me On (Prod. By Polow Da Don)



I dunno, it might be simple enough to pop off, but who knows. I'd expect a record like this from an 18, 19 year-old just trying to get into the industry. Keri is 26 and she's been in the industry as a writer for a minute.

Well we'll see what's happening with this soon enough if they ever drop my boo's album.

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Idiocracy 101: Obama Please!

In an interview with Sweetness (aka Touré) on The Daily Beast, Jim "Hov's biggest fan" Jones said after the historic election of Barack Obama on Nov. 4th he would omit the N-word from his vocab... and replace it with Obama (hence the title)!

Jim confessed that the election inspired him to drop the word “nigga” from his vocabulary—where it was a nearly ubiquitous presence—and replace it with “Obama.” He gave me a few examples: “What up, my Obama?” “Yo, did you see them Obamas last night?” “Now that’s a real Obama.”

I know Dipset is known for setting trends, but this shit definitely isn't catching on lol. This is retarded as fuck! I mean of course they're will be a few dick ridin' high school kids and a couple old heads that been out of school for 5+ years but like to go to back when school is out that will try to say it. BUT once they see its not poppin' they'll stop...and it'll die off lol. Damn, this Dipset niggas think of the craziest shit but you gotta love Jimmy anyway lol.

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November 20, 2008

WWW.THINKCOMMON.COM

That's the name of Common's new website, if you haven't heard. Its a pretty dope layout and is equipped with its own Kanye-esque blog. Here's a video from his first post (that's right, it doesn't stop at a website and blog, he also has a brand new YouTube channel):


Awesome. Aight well check out the site when you have a chance. While you're at it, check out his interview with MTV earlier where they talk about everything from the new site to him trying to be Barack's Secretary Of State.

Universal Mind Control in stores Dec. 9th!

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Romeo Watch Pt. 1

Shame on me, I've been so busy living my life that I forgot Romeo was playing for USC this year! In honor of Romeo and his career I'm starting "Romeo Watch" where I'll update you all on what's going on in his college playing career. Excitement!

So far USC has only played 3 games, but here's Romeo's stat line so far:

Humble beginnings, but hopefully the action will pick up soon. He's only played 3 minutes (all in their first game), but that 1 rebound is encouraging. He's a freshman for goodness sake! lol.

Welp, more on Romeo's career on the next Romeo Watch (hey, am I the only one surprised to find out his name isn't really Romeo?? Everyone calls him Romeo so why didn't P just name his that?? Weird...).

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Great, Felix Jones Is Done For The Year

I just got off work and then get this news. My boy Felix "Dave Chappelle's older brother" Jones is now out for the season with a toe injury! I had been hearing he had a set back in his rehab over the past few days, but now its all over. It sucks because he took a lot of pressure off Marion. Welp, as long as Romo can get the ball around to the guys our running game shouldn't suffer to much with Barber and Choice.

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Deactivated!

The Cincinnati Bengals have opted to deactivate Ocho Cinco for tonights game against the Steelers for a "violation of a team rule." And they said that's all they're gonna say until after the game.

Not that it really matters though, they're fuckin' 1-8-1 and going to Pittsburgh tonight. There was no way they were winning or tying shit tonight lol. Like I told my homeboy Pimp earlier, they need to blow this whole team up and start over. That 11-5 winning season they had was in 2005. Its 2008! Something they're doing is not working and its NOT all Chad's fault, if any. Contrary to popular belief, one WR isn't the big difference in winning one game out of 10 lol. They just better hope they can keep T.J. this offseason and that Carson can come back healthy.

Oh well, at least he finally got his wish, but no word if this will be just for Week 12 or for the rest of the season like when Keyshawn and T.O. got deactivated.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 11/20/08

Six out, six in on the 200's top 10 this week. No surprise up at #1 as Taylor Swift easily grabbed that spot with 592,000 sold. Her nearest "competition" was David Archuleta who managed 183,000. Anyway, more importantly, T-Pain's 3rd album Thr33 Ringz debuts at #4 with 167,000 sold (I believe I called that almost perfectly lol). The 6 causalities this week are John Legend, Pink, Rascal Flatts, Hinder, Andrea Bocelli, and Brad Paisley.

Again, how T.I. remains #1 & 2 is still beyond me lol. Anyway, out with the new, in with the old for Kanye...wait, huh?? Doesn't that go the other way around?? Not for Kanye because Heartless, which debuted #4 last week, is outside the top 10 this week at #12 while Love Lockdown re-enters after jumping 13-9.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Taylor Swift - Fearless (1)
2. David Archuleta - David Archuleta (2)
3. Various Artists - Now! 29 (3)
4. T-Pain - Thr33 Ringz (4)
5. Various Artists - Twilight sdtk (1-5)
6. AC/DC - Black Ice (2-6)
7. Various Artists - High School Musical 3 sdtk (3-7)
8. Enya - And Winter Came (8)
9. Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin' Better (9)
10. T.I. - Paper Trail (7-10)

  • Seal's R&B covers album Soul debuts at #13 this week with 45,000 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. T.I. - Live Your Life (1-1)
2. T.I. - Whatever You Like (2-2)
3. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy (5-3)
4. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (3-4)
5. Pink - So What (6-5)
6. Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock (8-6)
7. Britney Spears - Womanizer (7-7)
8. Akon - Right Now (Na Na Na) (10-8)
9. Kanye West - Love Lockdown (13-9)
10. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (9-10)
  • Beyonce's Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) jumps 11 spots 38-29 and looks prime for a late push.
  • Jazmine Sullivan's Bust Your Windows also looks to be on the move as it jumps 7 spots 45-38.
  • In the biggest jump of the week, T-Pain's Chopped 'N' Skrewed featuring Ludacris shot up 23 spots 62-39. We'll see if this can drive his sales in the upcoming weeks.

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November 19, 2008

How Do You Not Like This Guy??

Not only does he visit high schools with Will Smith, date starlets, and help strangers change their tires, but now he's giving back to the homeless. No, not in one of those league sponsored shits you're forced to do during the offseason, he really helped a dude out. A homeless guy, that goes by the name Doc, was cashing in his change at a movie theater when Romo came up and offered to pay for the dude to see Role Models with him and his friends. Ironically, Tony looks a lot like Paul Rudd lol. Anyway, its really a nice story.

Question: Where did they find this dude?? Athletes are supposed to be assholes, maybe he didn't get the memo?? They aren't supposed to care about real people, its almost weird lol.

Aight well seeya upon the next Romo miracle. I got my money on cure for AIDS lol.

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