BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

May 04, 2007

White People, Akon Is NOT A Rapper!!

I know white people (especially ones in the media) are a bit "out of touch" but damn if I see one more damn report calling Akon a rapper I'ma flip! Just because a black person is famous and gets in trouble doesn't atutomatically make him a damn rapper. He's a singer, he's never rapped, & for someone with so much crossover success you'd think they'd know the difference.

Now on to this mess with the 14 year-old girl in Trinidad. First of all why in the hell was she in the club in the first place??? I mean I don't have a 14 year-old daughter, but if I did she wouldn't be in no damn club especially considering most club don't even open til 10. Anyway, those Trini's can trip all they want but someone had to let her out of the house and then someone had to let her into the club. Then after all that why are they mad at Akon like he knew how old she was when he randomly picked her out of the crowd? I don't know how familiar yall are with Akon shows but he does this in pretty much all of them...for goodness sake he did the same thing to Tara Reid a few months ago (granted Tara Reid is in her late 20's, her mindset seems to be in the early teens lol).

Now I admit no matter how old the girl was he was fake fuckin the shit out of her but that's how those people in/from the islands dance any damn way (no one can tell me any different I've seen it first hand PLENTY of times).

In the mist of all this madness Verizon dropped him from their VCast sells campaign but I'm sure he's like oh well seeing his 3 number one singles will still be selling & his album is still selling 40k+ a week.

Whatever! Bottom line Akon is NOT a rapper, the girl didn't get hurt, she didn't get raped, she didn't get anything but dry-humped! Now she'll grow up into an even finer adult & probably make more bad decision & get dry-humped then too...probably lol.

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