BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

June 28, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 6/28/12

Debuting at #1 with the biggest sales week of 2012 is Justin Bieber's Believe after moving 374,600 unit in its first week.

As Justin Bieber's album knocks Usher's from the top spot on the Billboard 200, Usher's 2nd single Scream (11-10) replaces Bieber's Boyfriend (10-18) in the top 10 on the Hot 100.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - Believe (1)
2. Kenny Chesney - Welcome To The Fishbowl (2)
3. Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel Is Wiser... (3)
4. Smashing Pumpkins - Oceania (4)

5. Various Artists - Rock Of Ages (9-5)
6. Usher - Looking 4 Myself (1-6)
7. Adele - 21 (3-7)
8. One Direction - Up All Night (6-8)
9. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (13-9)
10. Rush - Clockwork Angels (2-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-1)
2. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3-2)
3. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (2-3)
4. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (4-4)
5. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (8-5)
6. Ellie Goulding - Lights (12-6)
7. fun. - We Are Young (5-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Starships (7-8)
9. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (6-9)
10. Usher - Scream (11-10)

  • 2 Chainz's No Lie featuring Drake jumps 18 spots 58-40.
  • Maroon 5's One More Night debuts at #42.
  • Flo Rida's Whistle flies 28 spots 86-58.
  • Justin Bieber's Beauty And A Beat featuring Nicki Minaj debuts at #72.
  • Meek Mill's Amen with Drake debuts at #86.
  • Justin Bieber's Right Here featuring Drake debuts at #95. Drake is clearly the new T-Pain with all these damn features.

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DJ Khaled - I Wish You Would (feat. Kanye West & Rick Ross)

New DJ Khaled record with Rick Ross and Kanye West?! There's no way this formula won't work out!


AUTO-TUNE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lupe Fiasco - Around My Way (Freedom Ain't Free) Video


I still don't see the big deal with Lupe sampling T.R.O.Y., but whatever, September 25th can't get here fast enough! (September 25th is of course the release date for Food & Liquor 2: The Great American Rap Album Pt. 1.)

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June 26, 2012

Lupe Fiasco - Bitch Bad


What a awesomely clever song that will go completely over 99% of the heads it was meant to influence. Regardless, just off 2 songs, Food & Liquor 2 is already better than Lasers.

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June 25, 2012

Hot Pod Ep. 13

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Call Me Maybe Parody


Good stuff. I'm glad I didn't try to parody this song because I would've been pissed when this came out and blew up.

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June 22, 2012

Mac And Devin Go to High School Trailer


First off, good Lord Teairra Mari is so ridiculously FINE! I mean, it really makes no sense. Just in case I don't make it with this YouTube shit, somebody needs to leak a Teairra sextape so I can see her in action before I die. Hell, somebody should do that even if I do make it on YouTube.

Second, how's Wiz gonna be a geek with his body covered in tattoos? That's more of a stretch than someone making it all the way to the 12th grade and then needing an additional 15 years to graduate. (And he keeps coming back to school because...??? I feel like a 33 year-old would've given up on high school by then, don't you?)

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Stephen A. Smith So Disrespectful By DJ Steve Porter


This shit is so great! Steve Porter does it again!

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Miami Heat Win 2012 NBA Championship


I'm so happy right now and all I have to say is this...



Oh, and leave Chris Bosh alone lol.

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June 21, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 6/21/12

Usher's Looking 4 Myself debuts at #1 with 128,300 sold in its first week. Ed Sheeran's + makes it's U.S. debut at #5 with 42,000 sold. Finally, down at #10 is Waka Flocka Flame's Triple F Life, which starts with 33,200 copies sold.

Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe remains at #1 and blah blah blah.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Usher - Looking 4 Myself (1)
2. Rush - Clockwork Angels (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. Josh Turner - Punching Bag (4)
5. Ed Sheeran - + (5)
6. One Direction - Up All Night (6-6)
7. Neil Young - Americana (4-7)
8. Alan Jackson - Thirty Miles West (2-8)
9. Various Artists - Rock Of Ages (15-9)
10. Waka Flocka Flame - Triple F Life (10)
  • Debuting at #20 is Kid Ink's Up & Away with 19,800 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (1-1)
2. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (2-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3-3)
4. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (9-4)
5. fun. - We Are Young (4-5)
6. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (5-6)
7. Nicki Minaj - Starships (6-7)
8. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (8-8)
9. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-9)
10. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (10-10)
  • Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me featuring Big Sean debuts at #21.
  • Usher's Lemme See featuring Rick Ross shoots 19 spots up the charts 80-61.

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June 18, 2012

MGK - Highline Ballroom Soundcheck


MGK tore this shit down!

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June 17, 2012

SpokenReasons - Electric Wheelchair


It's cool he had Billy Sorrells in the video, but so much cooler that he had fine ass Emmaly Lugo and Junk from Real and Chance's show. Hopefully no fuck nigga comes and flags the shit.

Anyway, you can download Spoken Reasons' new comedy mixtape on DatPiff whenever your ass feels like it. Here's the link, but be forewarned, it only has 7 songs.

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LaDainian Tomlinson To Retire A Charger

LaDainian Tomlinson will sign a one-day contract Monday and retire as a member of the team that drafted him in 2001. A fitting end to a legendary career. Next stop: Canton.

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Hot Pod Ep. 12

I almost died at the hands of Taco Bell during this episode, so if you don't like me, you should enjoy this lol.

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Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 8


Gotdamn, now the album is pushed back to July? That sucks, but oh well, that's the business.

On another note, y'all saw Joe dapping up J.R. Smith backstage at Summer Jam? That's crazy, but I guess he truly is over Tahiry. Either that or J.R. and Tahiry broke up and that were having a laugh about her vagina. Either way.

Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 7
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 6
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 5
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 4
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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Peter Rosenberg Responds to Charlamagne Tha God


I'm seriously considering making Peter Rosenberg Vice Hip-Hop Czar, he's really out here holding it down.

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The Making Of Live From The Underground


I hope you got your copy, I know I got mine.

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June 16, 2012

Awkward Black Girl Season 2 Ep. 1 - The Sleepover


What the hell is going on with Fred's hair? I know he got dumped, but that's no reason to go all Puff Daddy on us.

Welp, episode 2 isn't until July 12th, so savor this episode.

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June 15, 2012

Kanye West & 50 Cent Tweet Album Covers

G.O.O.D. Music's Cold Summer album cover is about as retarded looking as you'd expect something being chosen by Kanye West would be, but it's all because you know the music is gonna be great. Still no release date, but again, it'd be dumb to drop Cold Summer in the fall, so expect it some time in August.

Shortly after Kanye tweeted out his cover, 50 Cent followed suit for the album he's supposed to be dropping himself on July 3rd. Take a look:

And that isn't it, there's also a .gif version with the fire blazing, check that out here.

Much better than Kanye's cover, but Kanye's music will be better. Go figure.

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ERB: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

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June 14, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 6/14/12

Guess who's back at #1? It's Adele's 21 here to claim her 24th non-consecutive week with 75,000 copies sold. Coming it at #5 is Big K.R.I.T.'s debut album Live From The Underground, which shifts 41,300 copies in its first week. Curren$y has his biggest career sales week as his new LP The Stoned Immaculate starts at #8 with 36,200 units sold.

Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe (2-1) dethrones Gotye's Somebody That I Used To Know (1-2) after an 8-week reign at the top. Also, Katy Perry's Wide Awake soars 10 spots 19-9 to enter the top 10 (again).

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Alan Jackson - Thirty Miles West (2)
3. Beach Boys - That's Why God Made The Radio (3)
4. Neil Young - Americana (4)

5. Big K.R.I.T. - Live From The Underground (5)
6. One Direction - Up All Night (4-6)
7. John Mayer - Born & Raised (1-7)
8. Curren$y - The Stoned Immaculate (8)
9. Carrie Underwood - Blown Away (6-9)
10. Brandi Carlile - Bear Creek (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (2-1)
2. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (1-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3-3)
4. fun. - We Are Young (4-4)
5. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (6-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (5-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-7)
8. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (9-8)
9. Katy Perry - Wide Awake (19-9)
10. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (8-10)
  • Justin Bieber's All Around The World featuring Ludacris debuts at #22.
  • Wiz Khalifa's Work Hard, Play Hard hops 17 spots 46-29.
  • Lil Wayne's My Homies Still with Big Sean debuts at #38.
  • Waka Flocka Flame's Get Low featuring Nicki Minaj, Tyga, and Flo Rida debuts at #72.
  • Usher's Lemme See with Rick Ross jumps 14 spots 94-80.

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Spoken Reasons Announces New Mixtape Dropping June 17th

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June 12, 2012

This Week In Flops 6/12/12

I'm guessing Usher's Looking 4 Myself will debut at the top next week because that's just what Usher does. I doubt it will do Raymond v. Raymond numbers (329,000), but I can't see it falling in the 140-170k range.

This album originally came out last November in the UK and now it's being released in the United States. When it first came out it sold 102,000 in its first week, so I'm thinking it'll do about half of that here in the States. I'm guessing 35-65k.

I'll be honest, I don't know what to expect from this album sales-wise, so I'm guessing it falls somewhere between 20-50k.

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Chiefs Of Staff With Mystikal Ep. 1

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2012 NBA Playoff Predictions: NBA Finals

Thoughts: Here it is, the inevitable Finals match-up that came within a Spurs collapse and the Celtics running out of gas away from not happening.

So who's it gonna be, the team that stole their best player or the team that stole their team? As far as experience goes, the Heat have the upper hand. This will be LeBron's 3rd trip to the Finals, Chris Bosh's 2nd, and of course both Udonis Haslem and Dwyane Wade are already champions.

But what the Thunder lack in experience, they make up for in talent. There's no question who the best overall team in this series will be. Kevin Durant is a 3-time scoring champ, but his team goes 8 deep, while the Heat only go about 3 or 4, on a good night.

Of course the Heat do have the best overall player in the Finals, but he's been playing an insane amount of minutes, and even if he was well rested, who's to say he actually shows up this year? I'm a big LeBron fan, but even I can admit he was absolutely pathetic in the 2011 Finals. Yeah, he says he won't regret the Finals this year, but how can one believe that until they see it? I know I can't, and again, I'm a Heat fan.

Home court advantage works out in favor of the Thunder, but not just because they'd get 4 home games to the Heat's 3 (if the series lasted that long). OKC has a legit home court advantage because of their raucous crowd, and it shows with their 7-0 home playoff record. Regardless, Miami is gonna have to find a way to overcome it and win one of the first 2 games in Oklahoma City. This is likely a 4 or 5 game series if they can't.

Miami's Key To Victory: The superstars playing like superstars. Let's just hypothetically say LeBron plays as well as he did in the Conference Finals in the NBA Finals, they Heat still won't win without Wade playing like he did in Games 4-6 of the Indiana series. Same thing goes for if Wade played great and LeBron no-showed again. I mean, clearly Wade is hurt and playing at only about 70%, but I can't see any possible way the Heat win without big performances from each of the Big 3.

Also, the Heat need to take less 3's, especially LeBron and Wade. It would be ideal if those 2 went 0 for 0 from 3, but if they must shoot, it always needs to be less than 2 a game. And as a team, jacking up 20-plus 3's per game is probably a losing formula.

Oklahoma's Key To Victory: Russell Westbrook continuing to defer to Kevin Durant. In the first 2 games of the San Antonio series, Westbrook shot the ball 45 times to Durant's 36. They lost both games. In the next 4 games, Westbrook shot 66 times to Durant's 73, and they won all 4 games. It's that simple, so if Westbrook plays point guard and let's Durant take the lead, they will be fine. But if Westbrook tries to be Derrick Rose South, it could lead to trouble.

Miami's X-Factor: Mario Chalmers. The last thing the Heat want is to have Dwyane Wade killing himself on defense trying to guard Russell Westbrook. That doesn't have be the case as long as Chalmers shows up, plays hard, and doesn't pick up ticky tack fouls.

Oklahoma's X-Factor: Thabo Sefolosha. In addition to Westbrook deferring to Durant, another key to OKC winning the West was Sefolosha's defense on Tony Parker. If he can stifle Wade like he did Parker, there's no reason the Thunder shouldn't cruise to the title.

Prediction: Thunder win in 6. At the last minute I thought about going with Thunder in 5, but I'll give Miami the benefit of the doubt and say they win 2 of their 3 home games before getting closed out in OKC.

(Side note: No matter who loses this series, the true losers are the basketball fans in Seattle and Cleveland.)

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Jay-Z Effigy Nas Was Going To Hang At 2002 Summer Jam

I'm sure Nas still had to pay for it, so it sucks that he didn't get to do it. Jay-Z is my favorite artist, but I still would've loved to see this happen.

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Affion Crockett Working On Watch The Clone Comedy Album


Damn, we should've done a Canibus parody when Andy was over my house yesterday, now Affion as beat us to the punch. (Side note: I feel completely awful for Canibus, I don't think it's possible to be more washed up than he is.)

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Adam Richman Is A Hip-Hop Head!


I was always a fan of Man vs. Food, but finding out that Adam Richman is a Hip-Hop fan makes me wish I was a more dedicated viewer (I started watching other things once I got more than basic cable). Oh well, I'll be sure to check out his new show, Adam Richman's Best Sandwich in America, Wednesday nights at 9pm on the Travel Channel.

Check out more of Sway's interview with Adam (including him spitting a verse from Eminem's Square Dance) after the jump.



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June 11, 2012

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Claudia Jordan

It's been a few years (5 to be exact), but when I saw these shots by Raquel Rischard, I knew it was clearly time to bring her back (plus a few more random shots). Besides, she follows Young Real Nigga on Twitter, and really, isn't that reason enough to support her every endeavor? Yes, yes it is, so enjoy these pictures (but not too much, I wouldn't want the inner workings of your keyboard to be compromised) while I go watch "Gang of Roses 2: Next Generation!"

(Side note: My marriage proposal is still on the table, CJ.)

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Dolphins Sign Ochocinco

I'm a bit disappointed Chad didn't end up in the Jets' sideshow up in New York, but I guess this pairing was meant to be. HBO must've had it worked into the deal that the Dolphins had to sign Ocho when he inevitably became available in order to cover them on Hard Knocks.

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June 09, 2012

Big Boi Announces Album Release Date

I doubted Big Boi a couple weeks back when he said his new album was coming, but now he's given us a release date for Vicious Lies & Dangerous Rumors.
Welp, hopefully this date sticks.

And in addition to the album announcement, Big also told Elliott Wilson a street single with Big K.R.I.T. is on the way. That's definitely something to look forward to.

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Frank Ocean - Pyramids

Yesterday we found out Frank's album title and release date, today we get a new record. To make up for all the snippets and things, this joint is 10 minutes long. Enjoy!


Channel Orange hits stores July 17th.

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June 08, 2012

Frank Ocean Announces Album Title, Release Date


This album "trailer" is retarded, but it's good to know the new album is dropping soon (July 17th to be exact). It's gonna be called Channel Orange, which is about as dumb as this trailer, but fuck it as long as the music is good.

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June 07, 2012

Ochocinco Released By Pats

Damn, I still can't believe it. I mean, who could've saw this coming when New England bought in all those new veterans receivers?

Seriously, I don't think Ocho will be out of work for too long with OTAs going on now and training camp being right around the corner. The team that makes the most since for him services is the Dolphins (he's from here and they currently have a WR corps full of #2 receivers), but their front office is so incompetent, I doubt they make a move.

My Cowboys could use a third WR with Laurent Robinson gone, but the team I like to see him with most in the New York Jets. They need help at WR, they're rivals with the Pats, and they want attention almost as much as Chad. Rex Ryan and Ochocinco is a match made in Heaven! I swear, if the Jets sign him, I'm started a petition to force them to do HBO's Hard Knocks.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/7/12

John Mayer's Born & Raised spends a 2nd week at #1, and that's about it for the Billboard 200.

Rihanna scores her 22nd Hot 100 top 10 record as Where Have You Been ascends 11-9.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. John Mayer - Born & Raised (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Regina Spektor - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats (3)
4. One Direction - Up All Night (5-4)
5. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Here (5)
6. Carrie Underwood - Blown Away (3-6)
7. Sigur Ros - Valtari (7)
8. Various Artists - Now 42 (9-8)
9. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (15-9)
10. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (6-10)
  • Travis Porter's From Day 1 debuts at #16 with 14,300 copies sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (1-1)
2. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (2-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3-3)
4. fun. - We Are Young (4-4)
5. Nicki Minaj - Starships (5-5)
6. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (7-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (6-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (9-8)
9. Rihanna - Where Have You Been (11-9)
10. The Wanted - Glad You Came (8-10)
  • Die In Your Arms by Justin Bieber debuts at #17.
  • Wiz Khalifa's Work Hard, Play Hard scoots 8 spots 54-46.
  • Trey Songz's Heart Attack jumps 11 spots 71-60.
  • Jay Sean's I'm All Yours featuring Pitbull debuts at #85.

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June 06, 2012

G.O.O.D. Music - Mercy Video

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Eminem & Nas Lend Verses To Ice-T's Doc

The documentary is called "Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap," and it hits theaters June 15th. Now here's Eminem and Nas!



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June 04, 2012

Nas Reveals Album Cover


Can't. Fucking. Wait!

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Killer Mike - Reagan (Unofficial Video)


This video was made by a fan, but it is so well done and the song is so hot that I had to post it.

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June 01, 2012

Hot Pod Ep. 11

And just like that, the Hot Pod podcast is back! This is a great welcome back because we talked about ungrateful hoes, pussy juice nookie nectar, the Pusha T/LilWayne "beef", the NBA playoffs, and much more. Check it out:

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Brian McKnight - YouPorn Anthem


He's BACK! ...But fuck all that, why wasn't Young Real Nigga asked to be on this track? What his track record isn't strong enough? What's with that shit Mr. McKnight?! Explain yourself!

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ItsTheReal Comedy Rap Mixtape Coming Soon!


I've been big fans of the Rosenthal brothers since Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring way back in 2007, and always thought they should've been a bigger deal on YouTube than they ended up being. It's all good those being the boys are back (not that they ever really left, they do a lot of freelance writing for sites like RollingStone.com and VillageVoice.com, awesome interviews for MTV Clutch, and even had a podcast at one point) with a comedy rap mixtape called Urbane Outfitters. As you can see from the video above, the mixtape will have features from the likes of Bun B, Freeway, Maino, and others... many others.

Can't wait!


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Tom Brady's Wicked Accent


I hate that I'm in a position to like Tom Brady, but this skit was great.

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Terrence J & Rocsi Announce They're Leaving 106 & Park


I can't believe they've been doing the show for 7 years! Man, where does the time go?

Oh well, I guess it's about time for Terrence J to move on with his career hosting on bigger stations and being an actor, and for Rocsi to move on to dating Eddie Murphy. They'll be missed....well, unless BET picks me as one of the replacements. In that case, they won't be missed at all.

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