BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

February 28, 2012

Stop Online Thugging Act


I'm throwing my FULL support behind this campaign. I'm a little nobody, but you'd be surprised by how many times I've been randomly confronted by thumb thugs.

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Blake Griffin's Kia Optima Dunk Interview


A few days ago FunnyOrDie put released this video of Blake Griffin getting dunked over by a Kia Optima, and today they released a follow up interview with Wyatt Cenac Kensington Rutherford. This shit is so good!

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HJ Gloves


Classic! I wish I saw and posted this on Valentine's Day like it was intended. Oh well, still great regardless.

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XXL's 2012 Freshmen Class Revealed

I can't decide if it's a good or bad thing that I can't identify half of the people on this cover. Oh well, I'm positive it's a bad thing I can identify Roscoe Dash, that nigga's first single came out about 2 or 3 years ago. Maybe the Shop Boyz will be on the 2012 cover?

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February 27, 2012

Shawty - Buffet (Beyonce Parody)


Last month Shawty dropped the audio for his spoof of Beyonce's Party and today he finally dropped the video.

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February 26, 2012

Drake - Practice (Allen Iverson Parody)


My latest attempt at humor.

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Common-Drake Beef Squashed

Damn, I can't believe this one didn't end with violence. I'm stunned personally.

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David Alan Grier - Lighting Farts


I remember DAG saying this was coming out on the Adam Carolla Show the other week but forgot about it. Oh well, it's still fucking funny despite it being a few days old.

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Twerknosis


I vote that going forward all Twerk Team videos should feature the girls wearing these Twerknosis outfits. All in favor say I.

...And the I's have it. Let's get it done ladies because this video was the truth!

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Cash Money Signs... Limp Bizkit??

In the weirdest news of the year, yes, Limp Bizkit has signed with Cash Money Records. I don't even know what to say, so I'll say nothing.

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Save Deez Bitches


Donnell is a fool lol.

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Snoop Dogg - Sitting By The Water


Video. Of. The. Year.

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February 24, 2012

CM Punk Explains His Beef With Chris Brown


Sounds good enough to me. Fuck Chris Brown...and really, fuck Rihanna's dumbass too.

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The Year Of Russians Rapping?


As many of you who follow my website know, 2011 was the Year Of White People Rapping. Well, is 2012 the Year Of Russians Rapping? If it is, billionaire and Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov gets us off to a hilarious start.

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February 23, 2012

K-Swiss Blades By Kenny Powers


Who doesn't love Kenny fucking Powers?

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The Rap Battle 4 Coming March 2nd


Two options for the opponent: Kevin Hart as Chocolate Drop or Affion Crockett as Drake or Jay-Z. Anything else would be a disappointment. Well, unless it was Young Real Nigga, that would actually be an upgrade.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/23/12

Adele's 21 spends its 21st non-consective week at #1 by earning the biggest sales gain in SoundScan history. In it's 52nd week on the Billboard 200, 21 is up 207% and sold 729,900 copies in the past week. And this is all while debut album 19 slides to #4 with 87,000 sold. Talk about domination. Whitney Houston's Whitney: The Greatest Hits climbs 6-2 with 175,100 copies sold in its 2nd week after re-enter the charts. Bruno Mars' Doo-Wops & Hooligans sold another 37,900 copies and re-enters the top 10 (30-8) after his inspired performance at the Grammy's.

Katy Perry's Part Of Me wastes no time and debuts at #1 on the Hot 100. This is Perry's 7th #1 record in her relatively short career. Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You bumps up 7-3 in its 2nd week after re-entering the charts. Adele's Someone Like You hops 11-7 and re-joins the top 10. Nicki Minaj's awful new song Starships debuts at #9, and Chris Brown's equally awful new song Turn Up The Music debuts at #10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Whitney Houston - Whitney: The Greatest Hits (6-2)
3. Various Artists - Now 41 (3-3)
4. Adele - 19 (9-4)
5. Various Artists - 2012 Grammy Nominees (8-5)
6. Van Halen - A Different Kind Of Truth (2-6)
7. Paul McCartney - Kisses On The Bottom (5-7)
8. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (30-8)
9. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (17-9)
10. Civil Wars - Barton Hollow (41-10)
  • Whitney Houston's self-titled debut album sees a 113% increase and soars 35 spots 72-37 with 17,000 sold.
  • The Bodyguard soundtrack also sells 17,000 while flying 42 spots 80-38, up 123%.
  • Whitney's last album I Look To You is up 81% with 9,000 more copies sold while jumping 53 spots 118-65.
  • 1987's album Whitney sold 7,000 copies and flies 35 spots 122-87, up 46%.
  • The Preacher's Wife soundtrack sells 7,000 copies while entering the top 100 by skying 93 spots 183-90, 46%.
  • Lastly, Whitney's My Love Is Your Love re-enters the Billboard 200 at #193 with 4,000 copies sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-2)
3. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (7-3)
4. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (1-4)
5. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (17-5)
6. fun. - We Are Young (3-6)
7. Adele - Someone Like You (11-7)
8. Rihanna - We Found Love (6-8)
9. Nicki Minaj - Starships (9)
10. Chris Brown - Turn Up The Music (10)

  • Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) jumps 10 spots 35-25 a week after re-entering the Hot 100.
  • Flo Rida's Wild Ones hops 12 spots 57-45.
  • Whitney Houston's How Will I Know re-enters the Hot 100 at #49.
  • Bruno Mars' Runaway Baby debuts at #50.
  • Coldplay's Princess Of China featuring Rihanna flies 21 spots 75-54 after they performed it at the Grammy's.

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February 22, 2012

Slaughterhouse - She Will (Remix)

Just cause. Welcome To: Our House May 15th!


This is just unfair. These guys DEFINITELY aren't hot, ain't that right MTV?

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J. Cole - Grew Up Fast

J. Cole hit 2 million followers on Twitter (I could be lying, but I think I remember when he was sub-100,000) and to celebrate he let this new joint go. Good times.


"It's Cole, it's only right I brought back the soul. Y'all got too electro, damn near techno. Half way homo, way too metro."

Tough. Very fuckin' tough. There's just no way he's hotter than Meek Mill or Wale, right MTV?

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Josh Gardner - Tet Tets


Straight up, if you don't like this, I don't like you.

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Lame 2012 Team USA Basketball Jerseys Revealed

WACK! I hope all the great basketball players decide to boycott the Olympics until they get some real uniforms. I know it will never happen, but it would be nice.

Oh well, it could be worse (See: official 2012 Summer Olympics logo)

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Kanye West - Say You Will Freestyle


This was a pretty good find by RapRadar. Definitely dope, aside from the super annoying auto-tune. Goodness I'm happy that shit played out.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Elease Donovan

I know we're just a week removed from 14 straight SGGP posts, but when I found out about this gorgeous ass woman Elease Donovan, I knew what I had to do. If you watched Bad Girls Club, I know she just came into the house and replaced somebody, but fuck all that shit, she's too beautiful for me to believe she's as vaginally bankrupt as the hoes that fill that house season after season. I could be wrong, but I'll just go ahead pretend she's not on the show. Anyway, hit her up on Twitter @Eleasedonovan if you please.

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February 21, 2012

Mos Def - Niggas in Poorest Video


Dope song and video and all, but I've still confusing by the inclusion of the "Pootie Tang" clip at 2:50. What the hell did that have to do with anything lol?

(Side note: I told you I'd still call him Mos Def.)

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Slaughterhouse & Joe Budden Get Release Dates

Slaughterhouse's second album Welcome To: Our House will be dropping on May 15th, and allegedly Joe Budden's next solo album will be dropping on June 27th (this according to somebody talking in the background when Joe was on YN's Keep It Thoro show). That's great if it's true, but I'm pretty sure it's not. For starters, June 27th isn't even a Tuesday, but I also don't see Shady dropping albums on top of each other like that.

Oh well, at least we know Mood Muzik 5 is coming and Crooked I has a new mixtape coming as well.

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J. Cole, Common Highlight All-Star Celebrity Game Rosters


The teams have yet to be announced, but we know the players in the 2012 Sprint All-Star Celebrity Game are as follows: J. Cole, Common, Kevin Hart, Ne-Yo, JB Smoove, Penny Hardaway, Mitch Richmond, Nick Anderson, Doug Gottlieb, Tamika Catchings, Javier Colon, Drew and Jonathan Scott, Jesse Williams, and of course Vinny Guadagnino (if you remember last month Vinny made a video pleading to be a part of the game). I heard they were gonna ask Terrell Owens to play, but playing in the IFL cancelled out his status as a celebrity. Yes, very sad. Oh well, I just can't wait to see how many times Ne-Yo's hat-less head will be mistaken for the game ball!

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Diddy Officially Announces Cable Channel Revolt


Last month I wrote about Diddy's plans to start a new cable channel (and even suggested some content), and today he officially confirmed it via YouTube.

I feel like I need a job at Revolt, where do I apply?

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Hodgy, Domo Genesis & Tyler, The Creator - Rella Video


You gotta love, this dudes are WILD! I wish I hadn't watched this before I went to bed last night though.

Anyway, OF Tape Vol. 2 drops March 20th, check out the track list here.

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INN: The 7 Year-Old Booty Bounce Rapper


I can't decide what's sadder, this or the original version they shot last year. Niggas, niggas, niggas.

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February 20, 2012

Glenn Beck Reacts To ESPN Firings/Suspensions Over Lin Comments


I never thought I'd say this, but Glenn Beck is right. For a guy to be fired over a fucking headline that is a common phrase is completely retarded. And since when did chink become the Asian equivalent to nigger? It's not.

This whole situation is dumb and it sucks that we've crafted a society where ESPN would even have to think about if they should fire or suspension a person over something completely harmless like this.

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February 19, 2012

Jay-Z & Beyonce's Baby


Shit, SNL was on fire last night! This skit is classic on so many levels (well except for Jay Pharoah overdoing the Jay-Z impression). Maya Rudolph's Beyonce, Fred Armisen's Prince, Nasim Pedrad Nicki Minaj's, and of course Justin Timberlake's Bon Iver. This was just greatness.

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Linsanity Postgame


This shit was so fucking funny! Bravo guys, Lincredibly done.

In other Jeremy Lin news, how sad is it they we live in a society where somebody can lose their job for running "Chink In The Armor" headline about an Asian player on a mobile app? I don't blame ESPN for firing the guy, they had no other choice in this super sensitive society we've created. Damn shame.

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February 17, 2012

Random News Shit: All-Star Weekend & Other NBA Headlines Edition

Derrick Williams vs. Paul George vs. Iman Shumpert vs. Chase Budinger. I know you're excited!

Seriously, this line-up has to be the worst thing to happen to the Dunk Contest since that retarded wheel shit in 2002. And really, Chase Budinger? He very well might be the whitest person to ever participate in the Slam Dunk Contest. The NBA couldn't outsource and get Jacob Tucker and/or Terrico White to be in the Dunk Contest? At least we know what they can do.

I don't know, it could turn out to be a great Dunk Contest, but I won't come in with my usual excitement. Then again, maybe that's a good thing? Usually we're all amped and it slightly disappoints. This year no one will be expecting anything. Oh well, we'll see next weekend.

2) Rising Stars Line-Ups Picked
Is it the NBA's goal to fuck with the Rookie game every time there's a lockout? This game used to only be for rookies, then the '99 lockout happened and it become the Rookies vs. Sophomores. Now after the 2011 lockout, they've changed it to the Rising Stars Challenge where there's a field of rookies and sophomores that get drafted onto teams. If we've learned anything from the 2002 Dunk Contest wheel tragedy, it's that the NBA should stop fucking with their All-Star Weekend events.

Issue #2 with this event: Why are the teams lazily named "Team Shaq" and "Team Chuck"? They couldn't have had them come out with cool names like you would for your fantasy football team? Is it a must that we keep retarding our creativity by naming teams "Team [insert name of whoever's team it is]"?? Getting uniforms with the crazy team names should be the biggest problem, but even that could be solved by just letting them wear their team uniforms like they've done it the past.I just don't get it.

Anyway, Shaq's team is Blake Griffin, Jeremy Lin, Ricky Rubio, Markieff Morris, Kemba Walker, Landry Fields, Norris Cole, Brandon Knight, Tristan Thompson, and Greg Monroe. Chuck's team is Kyrie Irving, DeMarcus Cousins, Derrick Williams, Paul George, MarShon Brooks, John Wall, Tiago Splitter, Evan Turner, Gordon Heyward, and Kawhi Leonard. My only question is how in the heck did the 2010 #1 overall draft pick, John Wall, fall to the 12th pick in this draft?? Did they forget how he and DeMarcus Cousins dominated this game last year?

And with that being said, I've got to give the edge to Chuck's squad, though I will be rooting for Shaq's because he has the Heat's Norris Cole, Ft. Lauderdale's Brandon Knight, and the media's Linsanity. Oh yeah, and then there's these guys Blake Griffin and Ricky Rubio. That combo is a highlight reel waiting to happen.

3) J.R. Smith To Join The Knicks
This is great news for Eastern Conference teams because I can't think of anything the Knicks needed more than another high volume shooter that will take shots away from Jeremy Lin. Sweet!

4) Seattle Announces Plans For New Sports Arena
Too this won't bring them their Super Sonics. I mean, it could bring back they're name and uniforms, but it wouldn't bring back their actual team. You know, the one starring Kevin Durant that was stolen a few years back? Yeah, that team. If anything, they'll have to start from scratch like when the Cleveland Browns came back and watch their actual team ball out elsewhere. Bad times.

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February 16, 2012

LMAO: BWVAKTBOOM!


Yo, fuck PETA and all, but this shit is HILARIOUS!! Kevin Nealon is the voice behind this ad, but there is no way you can tell me a black person didn't write it. No way!

Kudos to PETA for bringing the funny and making me consider going vegan for the first time ever. Check out BWVAKTBOOM.com!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/16/12

And for a 20th non-consective week, 6-time Grammy award winning singer Adele's 21 is at #1. Whitney Houston's Whitney: The Greatest Hits sells 64,000 copies and re-enters the Billboard 200 at #6 due to a 10,419% sales gain since she passed Saturday. I guess it was only Michael Jackson that Billboard wanted to shit on with their bum ass "catalog albums" rule. (If you remember back in 2009 when MJ died he dominated sales, but Billboard said his albums were considered "catalog albums" and weren't eligible for the Billboard 200 because they were over 18-months old and below #100. Fortunately, this rule somehow didn't apply to Whitney, whose greatest hits album dropped May 16th, 2000.)

Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) remains #1 for a 2nd week, and then things start getting crazy. Soaring 41-3 after their Chevrolet Super Bowl ad is fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae. Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You (which was #1 for 14 weeks back in 1992) re-enters the Hot 100 at #7 thanks largely to a 6,723% sales increase since Saturday. Madonna extends her lead for the most top 10s in Hot 100 history (she now has 38, the Beatles are the next closest with 34, followed by Michael Jackson with 28) as Give Me All Your Luvin featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. moves up 3 spots 13-10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Van Halen - A Different Kind Of Truth (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 41 (3)
4. The Fray - Scars & Stories (4)
5. Paul McCartney - Kisses On The Bottom (5)
6. Whitney Houston - Whitney: The Greatest Hits (6)
7. Dierks Bentley - Home (7)

8. Various Artists - 2012 Grammy Nominees (4-8)
9. Adele - 19 (19-9)
10. Drake - Take Care (6-10)
  • Whitney Houston's 1986 self-titled debut album re-enters the charts at #72 with 8,000 copies sold. The album saw a 3,901% sales increase.
  • The Bodyguard soundtrack re-enters with 8,000 albums sold on the strength of a 5,213% sales increase.
  • Whitney's last album I Look To You sold 5,000 copies and is now at #118, up 3,901%.
  • 1987's album Whitney sold 5,000 copies and ends up at #122, up 2,274%.
  • The Preacher's Wife soundtrack last at #183 with 4,000 albums sound, up 3,913%.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (1-1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-2)
3. fun. - We Are Young (41-3)
4. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (9-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (3-5)
6. Rihanna - We Found Love (4-6)
7. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (7)
8. David Guetta - Turn Me On (5-8)
9. Tyga - Rack City (7-9)
10. Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin (13-10)
  • Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) from 1987 re-enter the Hot 100 at #35.
  • Whitney's Greatest Love Of All from 1986 re-enters at #41.
  • Meek Mill's I'ma Boss Remix featuring T.I., Birdman, DJ Khaled, Rick Ross & Swizz Beatz debuts at #51.
  • Flo Rida's Wild Ones flies 20 spots 77-57.
  • Jay-Z & Kanye's No Church In The Wild soars 24 spots 96-72.
  • Kirko Bangz's Drank In My Cup debuts at #96.
  • YG's Snitches Ain't Shit with Tyga, Snoop Dogg & Nipsey Hu$$le debuts at #100.

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February 14, 2012

Young Real Nigga - Real Nigga Sextape (Mixtape)

Today is Valentine's Day, which means Young Real Nigga's new mixtape Real Nigga Sextape is officially out in these internet streets! You don't have to go far to download it either, just click either of the links below.

The first one is the Mediafire link and the second is the DatPiff link. If you click and download from the DatPiff link, be sure also click the smaller link below it to download the intro because it wouldn't upload to their site.


OR


1) Sexy Time Intro
2) Real Nigga Sextape (feat. Thug Luvvv) (Prod. By Mr. Freshh Beatz)
3) Real Niggas Don't Care About No Period (Prod. By P. Ced)
4) 2 At A Time (Prod. By The Olympicks)
5) Niggas In Pussy (Prod. By Hit-Boy)
6) Roethlisberger (Prod. By Banger Committee)
7) Say You Will (Prod. By Kanye West)
8) Breast Milk (feat. Thug Luvvv) (Prod. Raisi K.)
9) Road Head (Prod. By Sinima)
10) Juicy Vagina (feat. Thug Luvvv) (Prod. By Mr. Freshh Beatz)
11) I Love Titties (Prod. Don Cannon)
12) Shave Dat Wolf Pussy (Prod. By Banger Committee)
13) Fuck Her Pussy Inside Out (Prod. Kanye West)
14) The Outro Intro
15) Kilt Da Pussy (R.I.P.) (Prod. By Cairo Mayeson)

BONUS TRACKS

16) Squirt Bitch Squirt (Prod. By Jinx Beatz)
17) Swole Dat Pussy Up (Prod. By Jinx Beatz)
18) #TeamGargantuanCock (Prod. By Trill Trax)

Related:
Young Real Nigga - Younger. Realer. Nigga-er.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Happy Valentine's Day From Rosa Acosta


One last Valentine's Day gift for the people. Enjoy!



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Day 10: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Tehmeena Afzal
Day 9: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Halina Miranda
Day 8: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aisha Thalia
Day 7: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Charming Killings
Day 6: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Sasha Del Valle
Day 5: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Alexis Lugo
Day 4: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Jasmin Cadavid
Day 3: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Elisha Jade Pt. 2
Day 2: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Elisha Jade Pt. 1
Day 1: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Gloria Govan

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Diggy Gets A Release Date


March 20th the world will get Diggy Simmons' debut album, Unexpected Arrival. Hopefully it's as good as the mixtapes and void of any JoJo features.

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Diggy Reveals Album Title

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Lola B

Young Real Nigga's Real Nigga Sextape is finally out, which means this is the last day of the SGGP Real Nigga Sextape Release Celebration. It's been real, but I figured we'd close things out on a high note for Day 14 with the sexy chocolate Lola B. I don't think she has a website, but you Linkcan check her out on Twitter @lolabduh.

Click here for her gallery!

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Day 10: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Tehmeena Afzal
Day 9: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Halina Miranda
Day 8: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Aisha Thalia
Day 7: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Charming Killings
Day 6: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Sasha Del Valle
Day 5: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Alexis Lugo
Day 4: Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Jasmin Cadavid
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February 13, 2012

STFU Award: Kelly Dwyer & The Asian American Journalists Association

On Sunday, Jason Whitlock was forced to apologize for the following hilarious joke he tweeted Friday night after Jeremy Lin's 38 point explosion.
A major contributing factor in this "decision" was pressure from the Asian American Journalists Association, who called for an apology Saturday.

On Monday, Yahoo! Sports doucher writer Kelly Dwyer ripped Whitlock and deemed the tweet unfunny.

Sigh. Here we go again.

First off, can we please stop with this oversensitive bullshit already? It's so fucking pathetic that a grown damn man can't make an attempt at humor on Twitter without dickholes like the AAJA and Kelly Dwyer jumping down his throat.

Fuck it, I'm not even going to waste my time roasting these idiots for getting up-in-arms over a fucking tweet, I'm just going to say, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Randy Moss Unretires

Well I'm sure no one saw this coming.

Hopefully Randy can find a team to take him in next season because I'll be pissed if 3 formerly great WRs are playing in the IFL. (Yes, I've already put Ochocinco on an IFL roster, it's only a matter of time before he makes it official.)

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Some Nigga Named Riz Says DJ Khaled & Rick Ross Stole His Ideas


This negro can't be serious. Please tell me this negro isn't serious. Has the delusional rapper crown made its way to NYC? It looks like it to me. Whatever, just be sure to not name your album anything generic or this nigga no one's ever heard of will accuse you of biting. You've been warned.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Jasmin Brown

I hope you enjoyed Day 11 and 12 earlier, but now it's time for Day 13 girl, Jasmin Brown. Now, you probably recognize Jasmin from her work with Spoken Reasons, namely the wildly popular Disrespectful Girlfriend. Well she also has a YouTube channel of her own and... fuck it, let me stop acting like I'm not writing all of this as an excuse to pass along this video. Do yourself a favor, click the link and fast forward to 3:52. Trust me. Nigga, trust me.

Anyway, check out her gallery. Oh, and hit her up on Twitter @JazzyGoGetIt to let her know how much you want to get her pregnant. I'm sure she'll love it, though she probably won't.

Real Nigga Sextape is only hours away!!!!

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