C'mon Son 17

Wassup with these fruity booty NBA players?? I saw the Glen Davis video (and the Joe Budden crack battle), but I didn't know about the Brandon Jennings one. Sad. Well one thing is for sure, Tim Hardaway wouldn't have wanted them on his team.

LMAO! Yo, that Fab piece was high comedy! If this whole rap shit goes downhill, Fab could probably get on as a comedy writer out in Hollywood. I'm dead serious too.

Oh, and let me get ANOTHER c'mon son in to Ed Love real quick. Hey Ed, how you gonna get new "C'mon Son" shirts when I'd still be waiting for the old ones if I ordered after watching C'mon Son 16?? How about restocking the old ones first?? C'mon son!

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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

1) Roy Williams Throws Romo & Austin Under The Bus
Here we go again! Damn I hate Roy Williams! Not only does he suck and not produce, but now he's dissing people. Its okay if T.O. does it because he's gonna put up numbers, but Roy is terrible. I don't think is a coincidence that all of a sudden the offense started clicking right when he got hurt and Miles Austin got more opportunity.

Hey Roy, Romo isn't throwing the ball correctly to everyone else, you're just the only one not in the right place when the ball arrives. Either that, or you drop the ball. Either way you suck and I really wish they'd put you at your rightful spot as the 4th or 5th WR.

2) NOW Wants Tom Cable Suspended Now!
And of course by "NOW" I'm referring to the National Organization for Women. So yeah, they want Tom Cable suspended because he admitted to hitting one of his bitches back in the day.

Now, I'm no employee of the moral police, but isn't coaching the Raiders punishment enough?? Seriously, I'll take staying home and receiving checks over watching JaMarcus Russell and his Buffie The Body hips overthrowing his WRs by 8 feet ANY day of the week! NOW should want something bad to happen to him, not something that would rival a vacation to Jamaica. Tom Cable is getting his punishment as we speak.

3) Dez Bryant Loses Final Suspension Appeal
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, FUCK THE NCAA! Fuck 'em long and fuck 'em hard. Fuck 'em in the ear. Fuck 'em with a sand paper condom on. Fuck 'em with one of those fake dicks from those Freaks Of Cock pornos. Just fuck 'em! Dez, go to the NFL, work your way into the starting line-up, and when you play in a Sunday night on NBC during the starters introduction where everyone says their name and college, say "Dez Bryant, University of FUCK 'EM!"

I rest my case lol.

4) Celts' Glen Davis Wants To Play in the NFL After NBA Career
He has the size, but he's crazy if he thinks he's gonna make it in the NFL at like 36 or 37. Plus, you get paid more in the NBA so sit your big cry baby ass down and worry about not fighting old team mates and injuring yourself.

5) Joe Girardi Stops To Help Motorist After World Series
Okay I wanna know how fine this lady was that he stopped and darted across traffic to help her out. Its well documented that dudes are more willing to help attractive women. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Let it had been an overweight ugly broad, she'd probably be on the side of the road still. The police and ambulance probably would've kept driving too lol.

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The NBA, Where Apologies Happen

1) Pushed Fan's Father Wants Apology From Big Baby
Let the records show, I do not like Glen "Big Baby" Davis (mainly because that horrendous fro-hawk he brought out for the playoffs), but this guy Ernest Provetti has GOT to be kidding! He wants Big Baby to apologize for accidentally pushing his kid who was practically on the court when Davis hit the shot of his life?? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit! The kid wasn't hurt, hell he didn't even fall down! And to call Baby a "raging animal with no regard for fans' personal safety," was completely uncalled for. Somebody stick something in this rich faggot's mouth.

Big Baby did take the classy route and apologized to this prick and his fat ass son.

2) Mark Cuban Apologizes to Kenyon Martin's Mom
Good job Mark. I don't condone what he did, but I understand how it happened. You can't expect one of the most emotional people associated with the NBA to always think before he speaks, especially after a heartbreaking loss like the Mavs (rightfully) suffered Saturday.

And speaking of that game, it ended just the way it was supposed to. That kid Wright acted like he wasn't even trying to foul 'Melo which was evident by him 1) throwing his hands up after the reach-in as to say "I didn't foul him" 2) waiting until after 'Melo took and made the shot to look at the ref and complain 3) not just wrapping 'Melo up. Like Doc Rivers now says, "Foul the right way, not the Wright way."

3) Tar Heels Visit The White House
I want that jersey!

4) Romo Fails to Qualify for U.S. Open Again
Romo better sharpen up on his golf game because he'll be on the course and out of the playoffs again this January.

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