Thought #1: Damn, that bitch is fine!
What exactly is the big difference between the picture above and this picture here, besides the material the pants are made of?? Here's a hint: there isn't any! If you bring that ass above in a locker room full of half naked, adrenaline charged guys, what else do you expect to happen?? Hell, if you brought that ass into an actual office place, the guy's reactions might not be too different.
The way I see it, as long as no one (a) put their hands on her in any way, (b) made any obscene gesture towards her, (c) made comments like, "She sure looks primed for a-rapin'," or (d) pulled a Chris Rainey, then there is no problem here.
She looks good. She knows she looks good, we know she looks good, her employer knows she looks good, she's just a fine ass woman. To bring all that fineness into a room of all men and expect no one to say react in any way is quite unrealistic.
Thought #2: If she didn't bring this up, then who did??
I must admit, when I saw her interview on CBS's "The Early Show," I almost fell for her story. Then I thought "wait a minute, if she was so embarrassed by the situation and didn't make the charge, then why is she on this U.S. media blitz??" Good attempt Ines, but don't try to blame someone else for making charges for you and then go on a promotional tour to every network morning show like you're a best selling author with a new book on the horizon. I'm not buying it.
Honestly, I think she saw an opportunity to get some attention and went for it. Breaking news, I know, but the super hot chick is most likely in it for the fame. Look, I don't care if you're a debater of Barack Obama's skill, you're gonna have a hard time trying to convince me she's not, and that someone else made the claims for her.
The bottom line is that I see no way she's been in NFL locker rooms (or hell, any male sports locker room for that matter) before this and no one ever said anything to/about her until she encountered the outspoken Jets. That's just unrealistic, especially if she's ever been in the locker room of a Mexican team. Now I've never been in a Mexican sports locker room myself, but something tells me they'd be even less professional towards a hot media chick in their locker room than an American team. Not because their less civilized, but because we have such ridiculous standards and practices when it comes to things like sexual harassment.
Thought #3: I bet I can guess her likely thought process.
Since this is most likely just an attention grab, I bet she was thinking (a) this team is in the news a lot, (b) this team is really really in the news a lot, (c) they're located in New York, the media capital of the world, and (d) Mark Sanchez is Mexican, so I can use that as an excuse to be in the locker room. Her plan was bound to work.
(Side note: Thoughts "e" through "z" were what to wear to attract men's eyes, but still be conservative enough to pass.)
Thought #4: Why are they trying to use Clinton Portis as a scapegoat?
I saw a headline on NFL.com yesterday that said Clinton Portis was "adding fuel to the fire." How so?? The last time I checked, he doesn't play for the Jets, wasn't in their locker room Saturday, and has absolutely nothing to do with this situation. I could see if he came out and said, "Man that bitch is lying!" But he all he said was that if a women goes into a room of 53 men she's likely to see at least one she's attracted to, just like a male would in a room of 53 women.
He actually had to apologize over that. No, seriously, he did. What a fuckin' joke. As far as I'm concerned, Clinton Portis had about as much reason to apologize as Kevin Durant has to give back his FIBA World Championship gold medal and tournament MVP award.
Oh, and then there's the little fact that what Portis said was true. People might not like it, but it is.
It kills me how much in denial we have to act in America when it comes to issues involving sex. It's sad really. Now everybody in the NFL is going to have to watch some stupid ass sexual harassment video because some hot Mexican "reporter" chick saw an opportunity to get some attention.
Which brings me to my final thought...
Thought #5: Why are athletes held to higher professional standards than reporters??
Everyone is always talking about what athletes should do, how athletes should act, where athletes can go, but rarely is the table turned on the reporters and media members, who are basically allowed to get their story by any means necessary. The media is pretty much allowed to legally stalk people to get a scoop, and athletes and celebrities just have to take it. Why?? Do we really need coverage of every move someone makes?? I'm just saying.
Now let's recap: saying, "I wish I was Mexican" = unprofessional. Shoving a microphone in a half naked guy's face = standard practice. Awesome. See you on Celebrity Apprentice, Ines.
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September 15, 2010
A Few Thoughts On Ines Sainz
Thought #1: Damn, that bitch is fine!
What exactly is the big difference between the picture above and this picture here, besides the material the pants are made of?? Here's a hint: there isn't any! If you bring that ass above in a locker room full of half naked, adrenaline charged guys, what else do you expect to happen?? Hell, if you brought that ass into an actual office place, the guy's reactions might not be too different.
What exactly is the big difference between the picture above and this picture here, besides the material the pants are made of?? Here's a hint: there isn't any! If you bring that ass above in a locker room full of half naked, adrenaline charged guys, what else do you expect to happen?? Hell, if you brought that ass into an actual office place, the guy's reactions might not be too different.
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December 17, 2009
Random News Shit: Sports Recap 12/4-12/9
Okay, I've obviously been M.I.A. with my keyboard issues (not semen related issues either lol) so I'm gonna try something new in my recap of the big sports stories over the past 2 weeks. Lets give it a go:
December 4th
Nets Get Past Bobcats For First Win
Final score 97-91 as the Nets get 31 and 14 from Brook Lopez and 27 from Courtney Lee. Too bad this couldn't have happened prior to them setting the record for most losses to begin an NBA season. The good news is they now have 2 victories to hang their hat on and need just 8 more to not be dreadful 72-73 76ers. Only 56 more tries to go, good luck gentlemen.
December 5th
Pacquiao Signs Contract To Fight Mayweather, Agrees To 50-50 Split
Its all going down March 13th and I can't wait! I'm not even that into boxing, but this its obviously a match-up I'd pay to see. As of right now I have NO idea who would win. I recently watched the Mayweather-Hatton and saw a lot of areas Pacman could really exploit (not to mention it took him 2 rounds to do to Ricky Hatton what it took Mayweather 10). Then again, Pretty Boy Floyd is undefeated for a reason.
Its just gonna be a great event and I won't be surprised by the victor no matter the outcome.
(Side note: Cowboys Stadium WILL NOT host the fight, though owner Jerry Jones is still interested.)
Greg Oden Done For The Season Again
At this point its just sad. The guy didn't even get touched this time. Maybe a career in the NBA wasn't mean for him?? Whatever the case, the Blazers need to cut their losses now and let him go. Yeah, he's a pretty decent player, but you can't count on him to be around.
If the Blazers do release him (which they won't), Oden's best shot at actually have a career is going to Phoenix. I don't know what they do down there in the desert, but it clearly works. Grant Hill couldn't stay on the court for like 7 or 8 straight season, he goes down to Phoenix and plays all 82 games for the first time in his career last year. Shaq looked done down in Miami before going to Phoenix, and now he looks like he did in Miami up in Cleveland. Greg needs to get his ass in a Suns uniform if he plans on continuing a career in the NBA.
December 7th
Notre Dame's Jimmy Clausen Enter NFL Draft
I'm not sure what his draft prospects are at this point, but he'll probably be a first rounder with all the teams out there in need of a QB.
Also entering the draft from Notre Dame is WR Golden Tate, whose name said at the right speed sounds a lot like "golden taint." Probably not the best thing heading into the possibility of rookie hazing. And don't ask why I brought that up, I have no answers for you lol.
December 8th
Plaxico Burress Bid For Work Release Unlikely To Be Granted
Mna, I still feel so bad for Plax. Whenever I think about him, I think about my cousin and all the others in prison over foolishness. My uncle was just on work release and its not so bad, obviously anything is better than being in prison. Hopefully Plax can get on it soon.
Clinton Portis Places On IR
That's too bad for Clint, I sure wish he was suiting up this Monday to play the Giants because I sure need the Redskins to pull off that upset. I hope this isn't the end for him, he's still 28 so he should still have 2-3 years left in him, but these head injuries are just touchy. Best wishes to that man.
Ocho Cinco Fined $30,000 For Sombrero TD Celebration
I might shock some here, but I don't totally disagree with this fine. Hear me out: 1) it was pretty wack/lame/boring and 2) it was mildly racist. Look, I'm one of the least offendable (don't worry, I know its not a word lol) people in the world, but I could see how somebody could take this the wrong way.
(Side note: I had a decent joke about white NFL players and black face, but I'll keep it to myself for now lol.)
December 9th
Eagles Give Andy Reid 3-Year Extension
We still don't know exactly how much this deal is worth, but Reid will reportedly be making around $5-6 million a year. Good for him.
Yankees, Pettitte Agree To 1-Year $11.75 Million Deal
Good for him, good for the Yankees, but this next story is a MUCH bigger splash.
Yankees Steal Curtis Granderson In Trade
It was three-team deal, but the Yanks came out with the big prize in Granderson. Despite his batting average dropping each of the past 2 seasons, Granderson hit 30 homers last year and made his first All-Star team. I say good move!
November 10, 2008
Good News For My Cowboys...Maybe
Looks like Clinton Portis' sprained knee has him 50-50 for the Redskins/Cowboys game this week. That would be a huge break and you know me, I'm hoping that drops to at least 49-51 sooner than later lol. I mean it doesn't guarantee us victory or anything, but I think that game last Monday against the Steelers was a good indicator of what the Redskins offense can do without an active Southeast Jerome. I like Clint, but please miss the game playa, please! lol.
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November 08, 2008
FiyahMuZik's Midseason Awards
MVP: Clinton Portis, WAS
My first thought for mid-season MVP was Drew Brees because of his astromical numbers, but his Saints are just 4-4. Granted, 2 of those losses can be put squarely on the leg of Martin Gramatica who blew 2 games for them (week 3 at Denver and week 5 against Minnesota).
Anyway, I landed on Clinton Portis because after 9 games in the NFC East he's already on pace for a career year. Even after only rushing for 51 yard Monday night against the Steelers, he's still 172 yards ahead #2 (and that's after #2, Adrian Peterson, rushed for 139 yards). And speaking of that game Monday, you see how ineffective the Redskins are when Portis isn't running well?? They wouldn't have 6 wins this season with Portis so he's my mid-season MVP.
Runner Up: Drew Brees, N.O.Offensive Player Of The Year: Drew Brees, N.O.
It was out of either he or Kurt Warner, but I gotta give it to Brees because Warner is playing in a cupcake division. After 8 games Brees has 2,563 passing yards and 15 TDs while completing 69.1% of his passes. Don't forget that this is all without his #1 receiver Marques Colston for a majority of the season.
Runner Up: Kurt Warner, ARIDefensive Player Of The Year: Albert Haynesworth, TEN
The Titans are 8-0 with Kerry Collins at QB. Need I say more?? Albert Haynesworth is fuckin' beast in the middle and usually takes out 2 O linemen at once. He's unblockable and my pick for mid-season defensive player of the year.
Runner Up: Joey Porter, MIARookie Of The Year: Matt Ryan
This man has Atlanta like "Michael Vick who??" Right now. Its crazy! He's definitely playing at a level we rarely see out of rookies, especially at the quarterback position. I can name plenty of teams that could use 208 yards a game and just 5 INTs out of their QB.
Runner Up: Chris Johnson, TEN
Coach Of The Year: Jeff Fisher, TEN
Again, they're 8-0 with Kerry Collins at QB! Enough said.Biggest Surprise: Miami Dolphins
After going 1-15 last year (and BARELY getting the one win they did get), nobody thought after 8 games the Dolphins would have 4 wins and/or a realistic shot at making the playoffs. I guess Bill Parcells does make that big of a difference.
Runner Up: Atlanta FalconsBiggest Disappointment: Jacksonville Jaguars
I would've went with the Colts, but losing to the winless Bengals was the final straw. I know they have a depleted O-line, but come on! You guys won 11 games last year.
Runner Up: Indianapolis Colts
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