Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition

1) Brad Childress Fired; Leslie Frazier Promoted
Well it's about damn time, now he can finally return to his job as Michael Wilbon's co-host on PTI.

You know who this all sucks for?? Tarvaris Jackson. Why, you ask?? Because there's no way the black coach can step in and instantly insert the black QB into the line up. Not to mention that if he wants to keep this job he's gonna have to win games. Everybody hates Tarvaris *Everybody Hates Chris them voice.*

2) Vince Young Placed On IR
I'm not taking Jeff Fisher's side in this whole mess because he has been herky jerky with Vince Young in his career, but Vince is a sensitive bitch who needs to man up. Always whining and carrying on like a freaking child. Grow up nigga.

You know who the big loser in this situation is?? Randy Moss. Just a few weeks ago he was getting passes from Tom Brady, come Sunday he'll be getting them from Boca Raton's own Rusty Smith. "Randy Moss Quit-Mode" activated.

3) Tony Romo's Collarbone Is Still Broken
Fine. This season effectively ended when he initially got hurt, so there's no real reason to rush back. Get healthy and we'll see you in 2011 Romeo.

4) Richard Seymour Fined $25,000; No Suspension
Hell, the NFL should be giving Richard Seymour $25,000, not taking it away. You can't blame a guy for reacting to someone talking shit directly in their face.

I wonder if LeGarrette Blount called and consulted Seymour after this??

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Richard Seymour Lays Hands On Big Ben

Dammit man, this shit is too funny! Richard Seymour put the hand of God right underneath Roethlisberger's facemask lol. I'm not sure why been flopped on the ground like he had been shot or was doing his best Vlade Divac impression, but this is all just so great. This is what the NFL has been missing!

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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

1) Sam Bradford Sidelined With Injured Shoulder
Mr. Tebow, where would you like your 2nd Heisman trophy placed??

2) Super Bowl 42 Hero Tyree Gets Cut By Giants
David Tyree made the helmet catch to extend the Giants touchdown drive to win Super Bowl 42... then went on to never catch another pass in the NFL. After an injury-plagued 2008, David Tyree doesn't even manage to make the Giants team this time around.

I'm gonna go ahead and call it, David Tyree is the Aaron Boone of the NFL. Boone hit that walk-off homer for the Yankees in the 2003 ALCS to move them past the Red Sox, but hasn't had much of a career since, after tearing a knee ligament in a pick-up basketball game that offseason and getting cut soon afterward. Tyree suffered his knee injury in training camp but wasn't cut until this year, but still it happened in New York and both heroes never played for their respective team.

There HAS to be a name for this! I don't have one yet because its still pretty early this Sunday morning, but we gotta get one for this. Phenomenal.

3) Roddick & Sharapova Ousted In 3rd Round
This should probably surprise no one. I, for one, am not shocked or surprised one bit. Not one. Not even half of one. Hell, not even half of that, or half of that. Okay, I think I made my point.

4) Miles Austin Hurts Hamstring In Practice
And why did we cut Terrell Owens again?? Oh ok, just checking...

5) Pats Trade DE Seymour To Oakland For 2011 1st-Round Pick
What the fuck?? A 1st-round pick for Richard Seymour??? Richard Seymour?? I mean, he's not a bad player, but if we had a draft today, would you take him in the 1st round?? I thought not.

How do the Pats keep doing this?? First they stole Randy Moss for a 4th-rounder a few years back, and now they still a 1st-rounder for fuckin' Richard Seymour! Is there any hypnosis or Jedi Mind Tricks involved?? There has to be something!

And to rob bridle ass Al Davis?? This is just sad. Tom Cable should go punch Al Davis in the jaw this time because he's fuckin' up!

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