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These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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December 30, 2011

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 17

It's Week 17, damn, where did the season go? Oh well, let's plow on with this week's podcast with one Tye Diamond.



Dallas is 0-6 in its last six games on NBC's Sunday Night Football (0-3 this season) and this game got flexed to the Sunday night slot. Long story short, the Cowboys don't stand a chance. The sad part is that in all likelihood, Tony Romo's Hamburger Helper-esque swollen hand won't have anything to do with this inevitable loss, but Rob Ryan's terrible defense will. Giants winners, Cowboys losers.

To rest your starters or not rest your starters, that is the question. I'm sure the Ravens will play their guys though because if they lose this game and the Steelers beat the Browns, they'll drop from the 2nd seed in the playoffs to the 5th. Regardless, I still think Cincy wins. Bengals winners, Ravens losers.


Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey, and Emmanuel Sanders are all expected to start this game, but they could beat Seneca Wallace with Charlie Batch starting, right? Steelers winners, Browns losers.

I'd be surprised if the Pats didn't play their starters in this one because if they lose and the Steelers win, they'll lose the #1 seed and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Don't put to much into Brady missing practice and getting X-rays. Patriots winners, Bills losers.

Isn't it wild that Tim Tebow will have to beat Kyle Orton to make it to the playoffs? Unreal how these pan out.

Sadly, I'm going to have to pick against my boy Tebow this time. Denver's defense (you know, the one that everyone said deserved so much credit for Denver's win streak) has been terrible as of late, plus Orton likely knows all their plays/calls/signals anyway. Chiefs winners, Broncos losers.

I still think the Broncos make it to the playoffs, but they'll back in to it when Carson Palmer does Carson Palmer things this Sunday. Chargers winners, Raiders losers.

This just isn't the Jets' year and they can officially kiss the postseason goodbye with this latest L. Dolphins winners, Jets losers.

Sean Payton says the Saints will play their starters, so I like them to finish the season undefeated at home. Saint winners, Panthers losers.

I doubt the Packers play their starters and I think the Lions will. Lions winners, Packers losers.

Wade Phillips will be back with Houston, but they really have no reason to play to win this game, and Tennessee does. Titans winners, Texans losers.

Poor Seahawks, last year 7 wins was good enough to get them in the playoffs, this year it isn't even enough to have them in contention. Bad times. Seahawks winners, Cardinals losers.

Last time Rex Grossman saw the Eagles he threw 4 interceptions and loss since job to John Beck, effectively ending the Redskins season. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.

Dan Orlovsky's wife, Tiffany, delivered triplets Wednesday, and Dan Orlovsky will give Indianapolis its third win Sunday. Colts winners, Jaguars losers.

Even if Kellen Clemens wasn't starting for the Rams there's still no way I'd pick them. 49ers winners, Rams losers.

I don't know if Atlanta will play its guys or not, but I can't pick Tampa to beat anybody. Falcons winners, Bucs losers.

With the way he played before he got hurt and the way the Bears player after he got hurt, I'm surprised Jay Cutler didn't grab a spot on the Pro Bowl. It's not like he would've been the only player on IR to make the team. Either way, Eli still doesn't deserve his spot. Vikings winners, Bears losers.

This Week: 12-4 (.750)
Last Week: 10-6 (.625)
Season: 157-99 (.613)

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December 29, 2011

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Rihanna's Rolling Stone Outtakes

I love Rihanna. I love Rihanna. Oh, and did I mention that I love Rihanna? Okay, just making sure because I love Rihanna!


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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/29/11

Being that Christmas is over, this is most likely Michael Buble's Christmas last week on top. If it is, he goes out with a bang with 467,000 sold. Likely to takeover for Buble next week is Adele's 21, which remains on fire at #2 with another 399,000 sold. Either way, she's locked up the best selling album of 2011 as 21 has sold 5.68 million since its release in North America on February 22nd. Debuting at #3 is Young Jeezy's TM103: Hustlerz Ambition with 232,938 sold.

After 8 straight weeks, Rihanna's We Found Love gets dethroned by LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It. Entering the top 10 this week is Adele's Set Fire To The Rain (13-7) and Big Sean's Dance (A$$) remix with Nicki Minaj (12-10). This is Big Sean's first top 10 record, and Nicki's 4th.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Buble - Christmas (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3)
4. Justin Bieber - Under The Mistletoe (3-4)
5. Drake - Take Care (7-5)
6. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (5-6)
7. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (14-7)
8. Nickelback - Here & Now (6-8)
9. Black Keys - El Camino (4-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (11-10)

  • Common's The Dreamer, The Believer debuts at #18 with 69,000 sold.
  • Roscoe Dash's J.U.I.C.E. debuts at #132 with 9,500 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (5-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-4)
5. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (6-5)
6. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (4-6)
7. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (13-7)
8. Adele - Someone Like You (7-8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (15-9)
10. Big Sean - Dance (A$$) (12-10)
  • Tyga's Rack City jumps 12 spots 56-44.
  • Flo Rida's Wild Ones featuring Sia debuts at #57.
  • Young Jeezy's I Do featuring Jay-Z and Andre 3000 debuts at #61.
  • Nicki Minaj's terrible new song Stupid Hoe debuts at #81.
  • Mac Miller's Knock Knock debuts at #88.

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December 28, 2011

Joe Budden Cancels Feature Presentation

Sad, sad news... but I understand.

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Why???: Bizarre Gets A Nicki Minaj Tattoo


If you don't want to watch the whole video (which I'm sure you don't), just skip to 7:48.

I want to fuck Nicki Minaj too, but this is just plain retarded. And I know retarded is his whole schtick, but how does this he Bizzy at all? Obviously it's not gonna make Nicki fuck him, but it also isn't wild enough to get him any real buzz going. If you're a rapper and doing something doesn't get you pussy or money, then why do it? Exxxxactly!

Oh well, at least we have an early leader in the club house for Lamest Tattoo on next year's L.A.M.E. Awards.

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Tyga - Lob City (LA Clippers Remix)


A wise man once said this would happen, I wonder who that was??
Tyga isn't the only one to do the inevitably (of course), check out this Lob City music video by some rapper we've never heard of.

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Cory Gunz - YMCMB MMG (feat. Meek Mill) Video

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A New Fuck Da City Up Promo With Dr. Dre


I'm sure Dr. Dre wasn't doing shit in the studio but wasting time, but I guess this is nice to see.

Related:
T.I. Fuck Da City Up Coming New Year's Day!

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December 27, 2011

Random News Shit: NFL Headlines

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Phil Rivers and Eli Manning made the Pro Bowl? What the fuck? Okay, you can talk me into Eli (even though both Matt Stafford and Tony Romo are having better seasons than him), but Phil Rivers? I know the AFC are lacking many other options, but come the fuck on! The guy who single handedly wrecked my fantasy team is going to the Pro Bowl? I'm just in utter disbelief right now.

2) Jay Cutler & Matt Forte Head To IR
Not sure exactly what the Bears were waiting for with this decision, they had to know they weren't making the playoffs after Caleb Hanie's first start.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

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Brees Breaks Marino's Passing Record

Dan Marino set the record back in 1984 and now Drew Brees is the new passing yardage king (though he probably should've broken it 3 years ago). Through 15 games, Brees already has 5,087 yards, with a chance to pad those numbers in Week 17 against Carolina's weak defense with the #2 seed in the NFC on the line. Congrats to him.

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December 26, 2011

2011 L.A.M.E. Awards Commercials!


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Yes, Yes! The Twerk Team Finally Gets It Right!


If I would've known I was given the option of just seeing fine ass Mizz Twerksum dance, I would've watched this video when it first came out Thursday. While I still wish she would just go solo, this is clearly the next best thing.

Don't get me wrong though, I like Lady L, I just much rather see her sister dance.

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December 25, 2011

Are You My Daddy?: Bill Walker & Kyle Barker

Bill Walker of the New York Knicks' bench wants to know if Kyle Barker from Living Single is his daddy? I'm gonna have to go ahead and say yes!

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December 24, 2011

2011 L.A.M.E. Awards


If you insist on not watching the whole video, or just looking for particular awards, I made a viewer guide with direct links to every category, commercial, and Young Real appearance. Thanks for watching!

L.A.M.E. Awards Viewer Guide

Sports begins here.
Entertainment begins here.
Style begins here.
Music begins here.
LAME OF THE YEAR

First Commercial
Second Commercial
Third Commercial
Fourth Commercial

Young Real Nigga presents 2 awards.
New Young Real Nigga song

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Baracka Flacka Flames - I Run The Military


Classic!

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The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes Trailer


This shit looks so trill! It starts January 25th and you know I'll be there!

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Jerome Simpson & The Illest Touchdown Of Ever!


That shit cray!

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A Fabolous Christmas (There Is No Competition 3 Coming Christmas Day!)


Niiiiiicccceeee! This shit is so dope!

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December 23, 2011

David Banner Destroys Bloggers & That Bum Ass White Ho


Damn, tell 'em why you mad son! This is all real though.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 16

I didn't have time to write a picks column last week, but I went 8-8. Anyway, check out this great new podcast with Tye, plus this week's picks.



The Jets are talking shit, the Giants are talking shit, bloody Eli Manning face playbooks are being used, and Mark Sanchez is likely fucking Kate Upton; The battle for New York is here! Both teams badly need this game to make the playoffs and I think the "home" team will prevail. Jets winners, Giants losers.

This is totally a game Dallas would/should lose, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt if the Giants go down like I expect them to in the 1pm games. Fuck it, I've changing my pick. Eagles winners, Cowboys losers.

This game will be way closer than it probably should be, but I got the Saints pulling it out when it's all said and done. Saints winners, Falcons losers.

I'm always leary of picking against Seattle in Seattle, but the Niners defense is fucking strong. 49ers winners, Seahawks losers.

Phil Rivers playing great to spite me after wrecking my fantasy season + playing indoors + Detroit's terrible secondary = San Diego going into Week 17 8-7. Chargers winners, Lions losers.

This should be an oddly good game, but I'll give Cincy the edge because they're at home. Bengals winners, Cardinals losers.

You just don't lose to the Dolphins after you beat Tim Tebow. Patriots winners, Dolphins losers.

The anointed one was defeated by the God's true favorite last Sunday, I don't see why they can't bounce back this week versus the dead-in-the-water Bills. Broncos winners, Bills losers.

You can feed into that "Chiefs showed the blueprint to beating the Packers" bullshit if you want, but I don't think they lose another game this season unless they rest their starters next Week. Packers winners, Bears losers.

Quick show of hands, who had KC beating Green Bay last week? I just want to know who I can never trust again because they're a fucking liar. Chiefs winners, Raiders losers.

Baltimore looked pretty bad last Sunday, but they should still be able to bounce back at home against their old selves. Ravens winners, Browns losers.

I wonder if Dan Sydner realizes Washington would likely be in the playoff hunt had Mike Shanahan not started John Beck those few games? Redskins winners, Vikings losers.

I'm glad Indy finally got their first win, now it's time to get back on the losing side of things. Texans winners, Colts losers.

I don't really know what to make of either of these teams, but the Titans are better, so I'll give them the edge. Titans winners, Jaguars losers.

Ben Roethlisberger could get his leg amputated and Pittsburgh would still be able to beat the St. Louis. Steelers winners, Rams losers.

I put 0 stock in the Cowboys killing Tampa, they have completely given up. I'd be stunted if Cam Newton didn't make the Bucs his bitch Saturday. Panthers winners, Buccaneers losers.

This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Last Week: 8-8 (.500)
Season: 145-95 (.604)

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T.I. Fuck Da City Up Coming New Year's Day!


Meant to post this the other day, but T.I. has a new mixtape coming out on New Year's Day.

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December 22, 2011

Asher Roth - Common Knowledge

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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/22/11

On the last charts of 2011, Michael Buble's Christmas dominates all the competition again, blah, blah, blah. Expect that to end shortly.

Rihanna's We Found Love gets a 8th straight week at #1 and nothing else really happened in the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Buble - Christmas (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Justin Bieber - Under The Mistletoe (4-3)
4. Black Keys - El Camino (2-4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (15-5)
6. Nickelback - Here & Now (8-6)
7. Drake - Take Care (7-7)
8. Andrea Bocelli - Concerto (6-8)
9. Scotty McCreery - Clear As Day (13-9)
10. Amy Winehouse - Lioness: Hidden Treasures (5-10)
  • Again, proving how important it is to have an actual fan, Anthony Hamilton's Back To Love quietly drops and debuts #12 with 63,000 copies sold.
  • Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa's "Mac & Devin Go To High School" soundtrack debuts at #26 with 39,000 albums sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-1)
2. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-3)
4. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-4)
5. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (4-5)
6. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (6-6)
7. Adele - Someone Like You (6-7)
8. David Guetta - Without You (9-8)
9. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (8-9)
10. T-Pain - 5 O'Clock (10-10)
  • Adele's Set Fire To The Rain inches 8 spots closer to the top 10, 21-13.
  • Pitbull's International Love featuring Chris Brown gains 16 spaces 46-30 in it's 7th week.
  • Ke$ha returns to the Hot 100, as Sleazy Remix 2.0 featuring Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, T.I., & Andre 3000 starts at #37.
  • Waka Flocka Flame's Round Of Applause featuring Drake jumps 11 spots 97-86 in its 2nd week.

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December 21, 2011

Drake - The Motto (feat. Lil Wayne & Tyga) Video


I see it's becoming a bit of a tradition for Drake to make at least one question fashion choice per video. In Headlines it was the Bill Cosby sweater and this time it's the cheetah print jacket (that I have a hard time assuming he found in the men's department). Oh well, at least he had Lil Wayne's inflatable green boots in the video to soften the blow.

(Side note: Young Real Nigga murked everybody on this beat!)

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A Weekend With Mystikal

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32 New Chapters Of Trapped In The Closet??


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Common Finally Acknowledges Dissing Drake


I'm still a huge Common fan, but I don't love how he came off in this video. I still don't get the point of his rant on Sweet, like what was really his motive because I'm sure it wasn't that he wants to have a rap battle with Drake. I also don't get why Drake is out in Cali acting like the tough guy we all know he isn't.

Whatever, this dumb shit is already a nominee for the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards for Lamest Beef.

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December 19, 2011

Slaughterhouse - Funkmaster Flex Freestyle

Oh. My. God! SSLLAAAAUUGGHGTEERRHHOOOOOOUUUSSSEE!!!

Round 1

1) Crooked I
2) Joell Ortiz
3) Royce Da 5'9"
4) Joe Budden

Round 2

1) Joe Budden
2) Royce Da 5'9"
3) Joell Ortiz
4) Crooked I

So many fucking tough bars! This shit really makes no sense. I'm at a loss for words.

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December 18, 2011

A Few Thoughts On Kobe's Divorce

As you all know by now, Kobe Bryant's main squeeze Vaneesa is divorcing him for doing what any man in his position would do his obsessive cheating, and I wouldn't be me if I didn't have a few random thoughts on the subject.

First off, Vanessa is an ungrateful bitch. I know, a tad harsh, I'm sorry (kinda), but it's true. You already knew Kobe was a cheater, but you stayed with him anyway. Whose fault it that? And on top of that, YOU'RE MARRIED TO AN NBA PLAYER! All they do is travel to different cities and get a constant stream of pussy thrown at them by hoes wanting to be the next Royce Reed or Shaunie O'Neal, what do you expect them to do? If you wanted an NBA player that wouldn't cheat, you should've married A.C. Green.

My next thought is a question: Why do NBA players get married? I just don't get it, why not be single for your playing career, and get married once it's all over? You have nothing to gain and everything to lose. We all know you're gonna fuck strange pussy, so why fuck yourself in the long run by getting married, especially to a girl who isn't down for the cause? That's just dumb. And this nigga Kobe is exceptionally dumb because he did it in the state of California WITH NO PRENUP! Kobe better pray David Stern jumps in and vetoes this divorce because that's the only shot he's got to not get robbed in divorce court. He's already lost his house.

It's bad enough that Vanessa is "entitled" to half of the money she did nothing to make, but where Kobe is really gonna take a huge loss is in child support payments. The top 3 reasons athletes go broke are frivolous spending habits, funding family member's projects (i.e. record labels, barbershop, restaurants, etc.), and of course child support. Being on child support is like having a hole in every pocket of every pair of pants you own that no one can patch for 18 years. I've never been on child support, but I can just imagine how much it sucks, even if you are rich.

Now let's take a closer look at what Kobe might be forking over in child support for his 2 little girls. Generally, child support is about 20% of the highest earning parent's monthly income. According to ESPN, Kobe is due to make $25,244,493 from the Lakers for the 2011-12 NBA season. If we stretch that out over the next 12 months (not including taxes or whatever he'll end up having to pay in spousal support), that's $2,103,707.75 a month. Twenty-percent of that is $420,741.55 per month ($5,048,898 for the year), and that's just for one child -- Kobe obviously has 2. Now project that over the next 10 years for his 8 year-old daughter Natalia and 13 years for his 5 year-old daughter Gianna and that's (*thinking*) a lot of fucking money. (Note: Obviously Kobe won't be making in excess of $25 million a year over that span of time, so his payments will drop at some point, but probably not all that significantly... unless the judge is a Lakers fan.)

Since we've established Kobe will be paying out large chucks of his salary to his wife's household over the next 13 years, let's talk a little about what (or rather who) he can do to make some of that money back. Two words: Kim Kardashian. If you were a high profile athlete staring down the barrel of a costly divorce, why wouldn't your first phone call be to Kim Kardashian? Think about it, if Kim could net $17 million for marrying lame Kris Humphries, just imagine the money out there to be made for marrying Kobe Bean Bryant. I say this would be a win-win pairing for both parties.

The last thing I wanted to discuss was what Vanessa Bryant Laine would do now that she hit the jackpot? My first suggestion would be to start fucking me, but that may be a tad unrealistic. My next (more realistic) suggestion would be to join the cast of Basketball Wives. Think about it, she's now super rich solely because of a basketball player she's no longer with, she'd fit in perfectly. And it's not even like she'd have to move to Miami, join the original show's cast, and risk a beat down by Tami, she could simply join the L.A. cast and be the Shaunie of that show. Plus, Basketball Wives L.A. is in desperate need of another attractive "wife," and Vanessa could definitely be that. Much like the Kobe-Kim nuptials, this would be a win for all parties involved. Well, except for the basketball "wife" that gets the boot to make room for Vanessa.

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Ladies Of Broward County - All-Star Female Cypher


I absolutely loved this shit! Who knew there were 5 women within my very own county with such lyrical talent? I'm almost convinced we outsourced for some of them. You just don't know how shocked I am by how good this was.

You know what's sad though? There could never be an male version of this because 1 in every 3 guys down here wants to be a rapper and a whole gang of niggas would feel slighted if they weren't invited (Oh shit, that rhymed! Maybe I should be in it too!). Either way, I'm not positive there are 5 guys down here that could outshine a few of these ladies.

If you want to hit up Ms. Jones, here's her Twitter (this is the right one, @msjones954 no longer exists) Facebook and YouTube channel. If you want to get at Ms. NeNe, you can tweet her @THEREALMSNENE, add her on Facebook or subscribe to her on YouTube. For Marcy Malone, you can also hit her on Twitter @iamMarcyMalone, Facebook (apparently there's high school equivalent to my middle school, and she went to it), or YouTube. For the lovely Italia Blaq, there's Twitter @ItaliaBlaq (though I'm disappointed she has 4 locations listed, none of which are in Broward) and YouTube. Last, but not least, you can get at Stichiz on Twitter @Stichiz or YouTube.

Okay, now that I got that out of the way, it's time for some Nonsensical Awards!
Best Verse: Stichiz
Runner-up: Italia Blaq

All of the girls were nice, but these 2 were nice as fuck! Stichiz though? That bitch is a murderer!

Best Titties: Ms. NeNe
Runner-up: Ms. Jones


Close race, I loved what Ms. Jones brought to the table, but Ms. NeNe's were just a tad bit juicer looking... if that makes any sense. Oh well, it doesn't have to, these are the Nonsensical Awards!

Cutest: Italia Blaq
Runner-up: Ms. NeNe

Don't get me wrong, I'd smash all 5 of them because they're all attractive, but these 2 girls have the most stunningly beautiful faces.

Best Piercing: Ms. Jones
Runner-up: Ms. Jones

Of course Ms. Jones has the tongue piercing, but after studying all the girls, I've come to the conclusion that she's the most likely candidate to have either her nipples or clit pierced as well. Or both.

I would clue you into the methods I use to determine this, but then I'd have to kill you... or prove it... and I can't.

Worst Fashion Accessory: Ms. NeNe's feather earrings
Runner-up: Marcy Malone's lense-less glasses

I had to bring back NeNe's verse because those feather earrings were just so damn distracting. And of course glasses that lack glass are always wack.

I actually had a couple more Nonsensical Awards, but in the interest of not undoing all the good I did by posting and praising this video, I'll just stop.

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SNL's Tim Tebow Skit


It starts off a bit slow, but once it gets rolling it's hilarious.

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Herman Cain's 1986 Sexual Harassment Training



LMAO! Man, I miss Herman Cain. Hopefully Faux Fox News hires him as a political analyst soon...or better yet, the Republican nominee picks him as his running mate. Damn, that would be awesome!

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Seth Rogen's Hilarity For Charity



Seth has got to get back to making comedies!

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Y.O.W.P.R.: Locomotive Curt - Run That Train


So. Much. Swag. I'm gonna miss the Year Of White People Rapping.

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December 15, 2011

Metta World Crazy


I didn't know eliminating drug testing was in the NBA's new CBA agreement? The more you know.

On some real shit though, I don't care if he'll be coming off the bench this season, I'm buying a Metta World Peace jersey as soon as I can! This nigga is my new favorite athlete.

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Idiocrary 101: Sam Hurd Arrested Trying To Be Drug Kingpin

This nigga Sam Hurd has GOT to be one of the dumbest niggas alive. How are you gonna try to be an NFL player and a drug kingpin simultaneously? You can do one or the other, but both at the same time? Come on, nigga!

Well now Sam is probably about to do some football numbers (pun intended), and you know what? I really don't feel bad for the nigga at all. He's a fucking idiot and it's truly sad his wife and kid will have to suffer because of his retarded actions. Good job, Sam.

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Howard Stern Joins America's Got Talent

And Howard isn't just joining the show, the show is joining him as NBC has decided to bring it to New York to accommodate him. Yeah, the reported $15 million a year salary is great, but making a show move cross country so you can be on it is some real boss shit.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/15/11

Michael Buble's Christmas continues to dominate the top spot, but Amy Winehouse's Lioness: Hidden Treasures does debut at #5 with 114,000 sold.

Not much change in the Hot 100 top 10 this week, but T-Pain's 5 O'Clock featuring Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen (11-10) joins the party. This is T-Pain's 15th top hit.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Buble - Christmas (1-1)
2. Black Keys - El Camino (2)
3. Adele - 21 (2-3)
4. Justin Bieber - Under The Mistletoe (3-4)
5. Amy Winehouse - Lioness: Hidden Treasures (5)
6. Andrea Bocelli - Concerto (8-6)
7. Drake - Take Care (4-7)
8. Nickelback - Here & Now (5-8)
9. Glee Cast - Glee: The Music, Season 3: Vol. 7 (9)
10. Korn - The Path Of Totality (10)
  • The Roots' Undun starts at #17 with 48,400 sold.
  • Robin Thicke's Love After War debuts at #22 with 42,000 sold.
  • T-Pain's RevolveR debuts at #28 with 33,800 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-1)
2. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-3)
4. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (9-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-5)
6. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (8-6)
7. Adele - Someone Like You (6-7)
8. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (4-8)
9. David Guetta - Without You (7-9)
10. T-Pain - 5 O'Clock (11-10)
  • Adele's is setting the charts on fire with Set Fire To The Rain as it jumps another 16 spots 37-21.
  • T-Pain's Bang Bang Pow Pow featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #48.
  • Tyga's Rack City soars 16 spaces 73-57.
  • J. Cole's Can't Get Enough featuring Trey Songz hops 11 spots 82-71 in its 2nd week.
  • Waka Flocka Flame's Round Of Applause featuring Drake debuts at #97.

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December 14, 2011

Chris Paul Finally Traded To The Clippers

Check out this picture of Chris Paul fleeing New Orleans for L.A. and Blake Griffin, doesn't he look ecstatic? (Okay, okay, that's not really a picture of CP3 headed to Cali on foot, but it sure it fun to pretend like it is.)

Anyway, as you've all heard by now, the Hornets and Clippers came to an agreement to send Chris Paul to L.A. in exchange for Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman, Al-Farouq Aminu, and Minnesota's 2012 first-round draft pick. Not a bad haul for the owner-less Hornets.

Now, I'm not quite sure how this is a better deal than the one that would've sent him to the Lakers, but at least David Stern could veto this trade at any minute.

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Naughty Or Nice


Yo, this nigga Kain Carter very well might be the funniest nigga doing it on YouTube right now. I could be wrong, but name me a funnier skit that came out this month. You can't.

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T.I. - Here Ye, Hear Ye Ft. Sk8brd Video

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December 13, 2011

Mystikal - Original (feat. Birdman & Lil Wayne)

As if it wasn't taking him long enough to drop his first post-prison album, Mystikal has officially signed with Cash Money Records. Mystikal on Cash Money, how wild does that sounds? If you would've told 13 year-old me Mystikal would end up on Cash Money one day, I would've said you were a fucking crazy. Then again, if you told 13 year-old me Mystikal would leave No Limit, rise to the top of the game, and then go on to spend the majority of the 2000s in prison, I would've killed myself. (Yeah, 13 year-old me was the biggest Mystikal fan in the world.)

Anyway, fuck all that, let's get into this new record!


I can't lie, this shit is pretty tough. Dope beat, dope lyrics, and they only let Birdman be on the chorus. That's a win if you ask me. The only thing that would've made this better is if Mannie Fresh produced it.

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Heat "Debut" All Black Alternative Uniforms

These uniforms aren't anything new, the Heat used them in several promos last season, but apparently they're taking them to the court this season. Good decision because I've been saying they needed to use them in games since I first saw them.

And guess what? They're already on sale!

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Adam Carolla On ThisIs50


Well here's a pairing I never expected to see ever, Jack Thriller and Adam Carolla. If you're an avid Carolla podcast listener like me, there's really no new ground covered, but it was cool to see nevertheless.

I wonder why they held onto this for so long? Besides obvious things like talking about the Tracy Morgan controversy, you know this is old as hell because he mentions the Car Show starting, and that's been on Speed for several months now. If I did interviews for the internet, a sit down with Ace seems one I'd throw up sooner than later. Maybe it's just me? Either way, pretty cool.

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Skip Bayless Sons Cris Carter


Damn!

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Why???: Waka Flocka Disses Wiz Khalifa


In this game of Hip-Hop few have the right to diss up (definition: the act of dissing someone greater than you), and usually when it's allowed, it's because longevity is involved.

With that being said, Waka Flocka obviously is NOT one of the rappers who is allowed to diss up. Soulja Boy, Lil B, Lil Chuckee, these are the type of guys Waka is allowed to diss, not Wiz. And that's not to say Wiz is some super great rapper himself, but he's significantly better than Waka, so Waka is not allowed to diss him, or anybody of his ilk or above. Dissing up is not allowed, sorry Waka.

(Side note: I may or may not have more to say on this later when I have more time to write.)

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The Vocal Coach


T-Pain visited with the Breakfast Club last week and left them with this gem, on top of a good interview.

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Tim Tebow - All He Does Is Win

I missed First Take (and all sports-related shows) Monday for obvious Cowboys reasons, so I missed this greatness. I don't regret the decision, but it's a shame I'm seeing this one day late because Dallas' defense couldn't hold a 12 point lead with under 6 minutes to go.

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December 12, 2011

Men In Black 3 Trailer

Hits theaters May 25th, 2012.

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December 11, 2011

Lupe Fiasco - American Terrorist III

American Terrorist III? Sweet! American Terrorist is one of my favorite 1 or 2 Lupe songs. Wait, what happened American Terrorist II? Did I miss something or does that not exist? *Checks all Lupe folders on computer.*


Lyrically, this American Terrorist III is top notch. Possibly even better than the original. Sadly, the same can't be said about the track, which is Kavinsky's Nightcall from the "Drive" soundtrack. Now I would be lying if I said it didn't fit the feel of the song, I'm just not in love with that sound musically. You understand, right Lupe?

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: LaStarya Calls It Quits

Sad day for SGGP posts far and wide as LaStarya has announced via Facebook she's quitting the business of getting naked for the public's pleasure. Something about her turning 30, blah, blah, blah, just check it out for yourself:

If I could delete every photo and video of me dancing,and posing somewhat next to nude,i would but you know what.... I can't and don't want to, it's a part of my journey in life, to travel meet new people become very much eye opening to the world, making my streets knowledge somewhat up to whats the world like .you may say how is that ) coming from small place like gray,la not very much to do lol, i been to just about all states plus out of U.S..Stop and think where have you been other then 1 are 2 places.. Older people say to enjoy life while you can, so i guess i can say i did..In 5 months i be 30 yeah lol i know 30.. To start dancing ,and modeling april of 2005 at 24 is a late start but hey i left my 9 to 5 of 2 jobs that i still can do and have under my belt if I have to. So when i say im done with lime light im really am So done. Hey i have much love for all those who say they are fans, now your no longer fan, but now a friend on Facebook . So No I'm not doing any shoots are hosting.. No its not because i have a man in my life are trying to be goodie good .Just want blend in with you all.. (hey it maybe a little hard cause of my back side but I think it can work.) Changing to more of a wonderful person to be able to feel free as I age.. And change dose not happen over nite it takes time. So Feel free to unfriend are stay as a friend cause Booty shaking Queen Ms.LaStarya is Out Now it only LaStarya.... As a everyday person.... Sending only hugs cause kisses are for my boo. :-)

I don't know about you, but I blame Ray Edwards. Whatever, let's send one of the legends off with a bang!

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Cutty Come Back

Bad times in Chicago equal good times for sports parodies. Major props to Magic 1 for remixing this 70's classic from Player. I can't wait to see what he comes up with for Matt Forte after the Bears rush for less than 30 yards tomorrow.

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Robert Griffin III Wins The 77th Heisman Trophy

Tonight Robert Griffin III beat out consensus #1 overall pick Andrew Luck to win the 77th Heisman Trophy Award. I don't watch much college football, but from the little I saw of him, it seemed like he deserved it... though I'm gonna have to give the bulk of the credit to the awesome Superman socks he wore under to the ceremony. Look at that cape, nigga! So swaggeric!

As for Mr. Luck, he becomes just the 4th player ever to be runner-up for the Heisman in consecutive seasons. Oh well, at least he's still about to get paid.


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