BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

May 31, 2008

Okay, Florida & Michigan Are Seated... & Hillary STILL Has No Chance LOL

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^^That's what Barack is doing right now lol. But yeah both delegations are seated (just with half votes) and Obama is still way ahead...surprise! Even if they seated all the delegates and gave them full voting rights Obama would STILL be winning lol. The Clinton camp knew that though because their goal was never to get these delegates seated and votes counted, it was to keep this open-ended and take it to the convention in Denver. She's using the passion and support of women to support her lies and faux argument. This ho Hillary has completely lost it lol. You know I didn't subscribe to the notion that she's trying to make Obama lose this year so she could run again in 2012, but now I'm starting to wonder.

Anyway, the new magic number is 2,118 instead of 2,026 so Tuesday or Wednesday this shit should be officially over!

Oh yeah and in other Obama news, he's "resigned" from his "controversial" church in Chicago after people caught feelings at another pastor speaking the harsh truth. Weird. I didn't know you could resign from a church, I grew up in the South so when you wanted to leave a church you just stopped going. I guess its not that simple anymore lol.

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May 30, 2008

INN: Student, Teacher...Fight?!?!

I was flipping by Nancy Grace earlier tonight and caught a piece of this and it is absolutely crazy! Crazy for 2 reasons: 1) this is a teacher and a student 2) I can't tell which is the teacher and which is the student lol. Check it out:



Nope, still can't tell which is which, but that's definitely the craziest part about this shit to me lol.

Anyway, these kids are out of fuckin' control these days! No respect for adults or authority and a weird feeling that the world owes them something. SMH @ these ig'nant ass kids.

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And Then There Was 2

With there win tonight the Celtics make it back to the Finals for the first time since 1987! I fuckin' 2 years-old son! lol. Its crazy how things work out because remember how heart broken they were after they didn't get the #1 pick and the chance to draft Greg Oden last year?? Well if they had they wouldn't have been able to trade for Ray Allen or Kevin Garnett...oh and not to mention that Greg Oden didn't play one game this season. Yep, its funny how those things work lol.

Now, I don't wanna say I told you so...but I kinda did...well if you got Facebook and saw my bracket lol. On that bracket I had Boston beating L.A. in 6 games considering they were the best team in the league and they are 8-2 against the Lakers in the Finals BUT I don't know about that pick anymore. Whatever, lets just hope they don't break out the booty shorts again lol.

Anyway, the Finals start this Thursday June 5th and somewhere all ABC execs are thanking the Lord they didn't have to try to promote another Spurs/Pistons series lol.

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Maybe Third Times A Charm

You know sometime you can just be too creative for your own good. That's actually a great place to be and obviously Kanye is there because the more videos he does for Flashing Lights the less they have to do with the song lol.

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The Rest Of T.I.'s MTV Interview

I've been posting bits and pieces of this as MTV releases them, but here's the rest.





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Coca Baby: The Game

I was playing this shit on ThisIs50 earlier, but didn't have time to post it since I had to go back to the studio. Anyway, try it out its actually pretty fun lol.



Man, these G-Unit niggas took the beef to the next level lol.

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Leave This Man's Man Alone!

Sorry Ush, I had to do it one last time lol. Anyway, I read about this at the office on Wednesday, but there's nothing like seeing it live on TV.



Alrighty then.

MTV tried to compare this to Mariah's "meltdown" a few years back, but that shit was WAY worse. She HAD to be on high lol. Check it out.



Yeah it ain't even close lol.

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May 29, 2008

Lil Wayne Interview Says "Fuck The DJs They Can Suck My Dick"

Check out your boy lol.



As Mr. McDowell from Coming To America would say, "son, now I'm just gonna tell you this one time. If you wanna keep working here, stay off the drugs." LMAO!!

Seriously, Wayne did have a point, but the execution on that point was terribly mishandle. I'm talking Toronto-Raptors-defense-on-Kobe-when-he-hit-81 mishandled lol.

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G-Unit - Rider Pt. 2 Video

I guess MTV is just handing out reality shows now because 50 Cent is getting one too lol. Fif's show is gonna be like a Hip-Hop version of Apprentice where the winner will receive a full scholarship to an undergraduate or graduate business program. Great. Nigga how about a job?? lol.

Anyway, here's the video.



Hmmm... I thought 50 said they weren't gonna take Buck off any of the songs they've already done?? Funny because they sure as hell removed him from this one lol.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 5/29/08

Finally, Hip-Hop has returned to the top 10! Okay, its just one album, but hey its a start lol. Anyway, Bun B's II Trill debuts at #2 this week with 98,000 sold.

Lil Wayne is still #1 and Leona Lewis is still #2, but the big story of this week starts at #3. New American Idol champ David Cook debuted a whooping 11 records this week and 6 of those records were top 50! That's unheard of as far as I'm concerned. Runner-up David Archuleta didn't debut 11, but he still had an incredible week as 3 of his records debut in the Hot 100.

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. 3 Doors Down - 3 Doors Down
2. Bun B - II Trill
3. Julianne Hough - Julianne Hough
4. Frank Sinatra - Nothing But The Best
5. Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
6. Leona Lewis - Spirit
7. Mariah Carey - E=MC²
8. Duffy - Rockferry
9. Madonna - Hard Candy
10. Neil Diamond - Home Before Dark

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (1-1)
2. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (2-2)
3. David Cook - The Time Of My Life (3)
4. Rihanna - Take A Bow (3-4)
5. Jordin Sparks - No Air (5-5)
6. Usher - Love In This Club (4-6)
7. Ray-J - Sexy Can I (6-7)
8. Madonna - 4 Minutes (7-8)
9. Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful Of Sunshine (8-9)
10. Coldplay - Viva La Vida (41-10)

  • Lloyd's new joint Girls Around The World which features Lil Wayne (surprise!) debuts at #93 this week.
  • Kanye's Homecoming finally breaks the top 100 and debuts at #96.

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May 28, 2008

Rick Ross Feat. Pharrell - Get Down

I'm not sure where this joint is coming from, but its jammin'!

Rick Ross Feat. Pharrell - Get Down


Not sure why this didn't make the album, but its always good to have heat like this that doesn't make the final cut. It proves you really got some joints.

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Crooked I - Dream Big & Hood Politics

Damn, I guess its West Coast day because that's all I've posted so far lol. Oh well, these joints are hot!

Crooked I Feat. Akon - Dream Big


My bad I'm a little late with this joint, but when I downloaded it last week it wouldn't play for me. Anyway, this joint is hot, Crooked stays coming with the heat nigga!

Crooked I - Hood Politics


As hot as that last joint was this one is even hotter!

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Bishop Lamont Feat. Stat Quo, Busta Rhymes, & Warren G - Untitled

The good Bishop is back and he brought his studio chat buddies and Warren G along with him.

Bishop Lamont Feat. Stat Quo, Busta Rhymes, & Warren G - Untitled


I fucks with this maaan!

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Tha Dogg Pound - Half A Mil

If you didn't know Daz and Kurupt are working on a Gangsta Grillz with none other than DJ Drama. This is the first joint to leak from it, check it out.

Tha Dogg Pound - Half A Mil


You gotta love the way Kurupt was straight rippin' that shit.

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The Nigger Is Back!

Good news as far as Nas and the N-word goes: he and DJ Green Lantern are teaming up for [drum roll please] The Nigger Mixtape! Now, all of your Niggery dreams can come true to all you people who were mad he named his album Nigger and then mad he changed it to Nas. Congrats! lol.

Oh and no word on when this shit is supposed to hit the streets, but my guess is no time soon because Green still ain't even put out that Obama mixtape yet and the primary season is a week from being officially over lol.

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DJ Enuff Interviews Joe Budden

Padded Room in stores this July at the latest!

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T.I. Gets A Reality Show

Tonya, where you at?? Your boy Cliffy has a reality show coming out in '09! Of course it won't be nearly as interesting or entertaining as it would've been if it was shot any time before October 13, 2007, but its all good lol.

Anyway, yeah he got a show and its supposed to follow him while he does his community service and gets ready to do his year in prison. MTV has already order up 8 episodes of the show which is executive produced by T.I. and Jason Geter. Yippy.

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Live Nation Jay-Z Interview

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Don't Date Gillie Girls

Anybody that's ever been to my house or on my computer knows I keep at least 15 different tabs on Firefox open at all times. Sometimes that goes up to 20, sometimes 28, but understandably so I forget about shit sometimes. This is one of them because its from illseed's rumors from last week lol.

Anyway, I'm not sure if this is real, fake, or written by Lil Wayne, but all I know is its funny as fuck! See there's this website DontDateHimGirl.com where females can go to put lame niggas on blast and someone made a post about Gillie, peep it:

I FOUND OUT DUDE HAS MAD ISSUES WITH HIS HANDS, HE LIKES TO HIT WOMEN. THIS IS USUALLY AFTER THE FACT THE THE WOMAN APPROACHES HIM ABOUT A DISEASE THAT HE HAS GIVEN THEM. HE HAS LIKE 4 OR FIVE KIDS, YOU NEVER SEE THEM. THEY ARE BY DIFFERENT BABY MAMAS, THEY ALL HAVE GOTTEN THEIR ASSES KICKED. THIS WANNA BE RAPPER IS APPARRENTLY PISSED BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL TO SAVE HIS LIFE. HE IS ADDICTED TO SYRUP AND MARIJUANA. HE HAS A LITTLE DICK AND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT DURING HIS 2 MINUTE DRILL. DID I MENTION HE IS A LIER, HE HAD ME PICKED UP IN A HOMMIE HOOPTIE AND HAD TO BORROW MONEY TO GO TO A HOOD HOTEL. I SEE WHY HE IS CALLED GILLIE DA KID, HE HAS NEVER GROWN UP, EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS AT LEAST 35-40 YEARS OLD. WOMEN, PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THIS CLOWN HAS A HOME, A CAR, A RECORD DEAL. HE IS THE KING OF LOSERS

LMAO!!! LMAO!!!!!

Damn man this is just not a good luck for the boy lol. She/He said the nigga's sex game was a 2 minute drill! I wonder if Gill has seen this shit?? Just a bad look lol.

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Weezer - Pork and Beans

I don't usually fuck with Weezer (no specific reason, just never checked for them), but this joint is nice! Especially the video. I don't know what these niggas had to do to get all these internet sensation in their video, but damn! I mean its one thing to draw them in like South Park did, but all these muhfuckas were actually on the set...well besides Dramatic Chipmunk lol. Check it out if you have yet to see this shit:


Well I'm putting my bid in early for Video Of The Year at this year's VMAs in September. This shit HAS to win!

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May 27, 2008

T.I. Laughs Off Lo

This was probably the best approach to take with this whole situation because Shawty Lo is still pretty much just barking at the moon right now lol.



Proper! Cliffy kinda just made all those Lo videos for not with this one alone lol. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what L-O does next.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Buckeey Pics &...SEX TAPE! YAY!!

I knew I was saving these pics for a reason! Now I can double up with Buckeey pics and this neat new sex tape of hers! lol. Honestly, I have at least 8-9 Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant girls waiting to be posted, but I've just been fuckin' up lately lol. I got y'all soon just stayed tuned!



Now, for the tape, enjoy if you haven't seen it yet:

Buckeey Sex Tape Pt. 1


Ahh, she was always my favorite Flavor Of Love girl from season 2 and this just solidifies that lol. Seriously, I don't see the big deal or why people who call her a ho now when we all most of us have sex and ALL women suck dick (take a look at the #1 single in the country and tell me I'm wrong lol). Oh well, you know how females have double standards for women that are finer than them lol.

Anyway, I just wanted to see what her titties look like so I guess I'll have to keep waiting lol. Oh, and what was up with the creepy music in the background?? Ain't like this nigga conquered Halle Berry or nothin'. I mean she's fine, but at the end of the day she's just Buckeey lol. Whoever put this together obviously needs to call Ray-J and find out the best marketing tools for trying to get rich off a sex tape because I'm sure that and big letters going across the screen aren't in the plan lol.

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Fox News "Jokes" About Killing Obama

Take it how you want, but these fuckas ain't joking. They're just racist dicks that have yet to come to terms with a black man being their next president lol.


I bet this ho didn't get suspended or nothing. I bet if I black person joked about killing Bush on TV they'd blow it out of proportion worse than they did Rev. Wright and lynch that nigga lol.

On the lighter side of things, watch this old lady try to mask her racism while talking to Cipha Sounds on Memorial Day weekend.


It would've been easier to just say, "I don't like niggers, they're all the same. That's why he lost my vote" lol.

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Yawn, G-Unit Still On Rocsi's Tip

I've never heard of this disc jockey Peter Parker before, but wow thing nigga sounds like he's G-Unit's #1 fan lol. Check out Yayo and Banks on the radio with him talking about Rocsi some more:



Damn, this nigga sounds like he wants to fuck them. Straight up, dude sounds like a groupie the way he was just slurpin' them niggas lol.

Back to Rosci though, why are we still talking about this?? Rocsi isn't the first and probably won't be the last to say Curtis was wack and that Graduation was better so why do these niggas keep lashing out?? I like G-Unit, but they really on some homo nigga shit right now. They didn't even give this much attention to Game and he was destroying them niggas. SMH @ the Unit for catching feelins over a female saying their shit is garbage and then trying to paint her as a ho. That shits not even original lol.

Oh yeah and if 50 isn't even gonna help promotion this damn T.O.S. album then he better not be mad if/when it flops. Then again, maybe that's why he's not around so he can use his absence as an excuse lol.

I'll leave you with a video of the good 'ol days when 50 and Rocsi were kool, Buck was still down, and G-Unit dissed actual rappers and not TV show hosts lol.

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Speedknot Mobstaz Feat. Twista - Feeling Myself

This song sounds borderline homo (I just couldn't see myself telling a female, "you ain't gotta feel me I'm feelin' myself" lol) and is pretty wack, but Twista kinda ripped it and that's good enough for me.

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And The Plot Thickens...

I ain't gon' lie, I'm just posting this because of that ass in the middle of the video lol.

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May 25, 2008

Hillary: Why I Continue To Run

I am an egotistical, untrustworthy, power-hungry meglomaniac. I continue to
run because I am entitled to the presidency. I continue to run because I do not
care about what is best for the country; I only care about what is good for me.
I continue to run becasue I am the best and I am ready on day one to the run the
country into the ground the same way I ran my campaign. I continue to run
because there are a lot of people who will take the blame when I screw up…I am
not accountable to anyone. And most importantly, I continue to run because I
still have several pantsuits that I have not worn yet.
Okay, okay, that's not what she really said, it was just a comment from CNN's blog on the story, but it seems more accurate than what she did say lol.
You know, its almost kind of sad to see because I think she's completely lost it. Her only "legit" arguement for why she should stay in includes a lot of bullshit math that makes it look like she's winning the popular vote. In her and her campaign's mind they think they should count the Florida and Michigan votes and in turn NOT count the causes. Why they think she can change the rules at the end of the game I don't know, but its all just very sad.
You know something even sadder than Hillary's arguement for staying in the race?? Hillary's supporters. Those are some sad ass people right there. You'd think those mofos were in a fuckin' colt the way they just don't wanna accept that Hillary lost lol. You still have some of them saying they won't vote for Barack "if" he's the nominee as if he's not way ahead and only 57.5 delegates away from clinching it lol. I think the people who say that are obviously either racist or retarded (hmm that might be a good idea for an editorial...) because there's no explanation for it and it makes no sense to vote for someone that doesn't represent your best interest just to spite the "black guy".

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JD Signs Phatfffat

Honestly I never heard of Phatfffat before I read this article on AHH, but apparently she's a YouTube sensation so JD is hoping to capitalize off of that success and turn it into dollar signs. Who knows why JD would wanna go down this "internet sensation" path again (remember he signed Jason Fox around this time last year?? Yeah, hows that going for ya JD?? lol), but hey maybe 2nd times a charm lol. Then again, its probably not a good sign if you're a YouTube star and I've never heard of you considering the amount of time I dedicate to YouTube.

Anyway, Phatfffat's real name is Dondria Nicole and she is a cutie! I do remember a few days ago seeing a video on JD's YouTube channel with that name in the title, but I never clicked on it because I never knew who it was, but I might check her out. I don't know whether she's gonna go by Dondria Nicole or Phatfffat, but I'm gonna call her the Dondria because the latter is kinda weak lol. Welp good luck this time JD, hopefully she's not as wack as Jason Fox was/is lol.

Oh yeah sorry for not having a pic, but all the pics on her MySpace were wack so hopefully JD helps her step her MySpace picture game up lol.

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Trick Daddy Signs With...Cash Money???

What...the...fuck? lol. I mean when you think about it, its not that hard to believe with the amount of time Baby and Wayne spend down here, but its still weird to hear. Especially since Cash Money has a tendency to not care about or support any artist other than Lil Wayne.

Welp, hopefully Trick will get lucky and actually drop an album on Cash Money before he drops Cash Money. At least he wasn't downgraded to the plan B label Young Money like Jae Millz lol. Damn that Back To The Future is never droppin' lmao.

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Plies Feat. Jamie Foxx & The-Dream - Please Excuse My Hands

I was listening to Friday's episode of Foxxhole (one of the most hilarious ones ever!) and at the end Jamie mentioned this song he just did with Plies and The-Dream (which was funny because they said they didn't know who Plies was a few weeks ago lol) and I had recently downloaded it so I figured I'd post it for you guys. Be happy lol.

Plies Feat. Jamie Foxx & The-Dream - Please Excuse My Hands


It was straight. As is the case with a lot of Plies songs, it would've sounded better if Plies wasn't on it, but I'm sure the ladies will love it regardless lol. I love when females act like they don't like this type of shit knowing damn well they LOVE it lol.

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Cory Gunz - Richer Than Richie

Check out Cory goin' in once again:

Cory Gunz - Richer Than Richie


I swear this nigga is like Lil Wayne without all the wasted potential lol. Hey was I the only one that noticed him trying to bring back 69 Boyz' When I Dip You Dip We Dip about 2 minutes in?? When is the last time you heard that song?? Hilarious! Plus, I never knew anyone outside of South Florida even knew it existed lol.

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New T-Pain Album Due In Late September

Yep Tallahassee Pain is back with his 3rd album Thr33 Ringz and he's trying to get it out by September 30th. He already has a first single picked in Snap Yo Fingers featuring Lil Wayne and most likely the song will be ass unoriginal as the title lol. The 2 most overused artists a track though?? That BETTER be a #1 hit lol.

Seriously though I'll actually be checking for this shit because T-Pain always has at least one track that I REALLY like (Going Thru A Lot from Rappa Ternt Sanga and Suicide from Epiphany) so I'm sure he'll do it again.

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Ja Rule - Love Me No More

I guess Ja finally convinced Irv to let him do some mixtape shit. Maybe Irv might wanna rethink that after this shit lol.

Ja Rule - Love Me No More


I KNOW this nigga ain't just start his verse with, "Naw, I don't jump on tracks, bitch I hurt 'em. And seeing me is harder than finding Waldo." I mean not only does that shit not rhyme, but its wack as FUCK! When I first heard it Friday I just turned it off immediately so SMH at Ja lol.

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Pretty Ricky Feat. Butta Crèame - Cuddle Up

Be clear, this IS the most homo pic I have and will ever post. The only reason I'm putting it up now is because 1) its their artwork for the single and 2) the only other pic with the new singer is even more homo lol.

Anyway, I heard this shit on the radio the other day and I just wanted to share the terribleness lol.

Pretty Ricky Feat. Butta Crèame - Cuddle Up


Someone find these niggas Pleasure P quick! lol. I mean damn their songs usually sucked anyway, but at least with the other singer there was at least one good part in every song lol.

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May 24, 2008

Kobe Bryant Jumps Over Pool Of Snakes

If you thought Kobe jumping over a car was ill check this out! All real, no CG effects this time...kinda lol.

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Kanye West - Flashing Lights 2nd Video

I never thought I'd say it but the original Flashing Lights video with Rita G had more to do with the song than this shit lol.



Very artistic and creative, but sometimes you just gotta sense when its just too much. Plus, that shit kinda made my eyes hurt lol.

Oh and the white girl was fine too (well besides not having any ass lol), but she is no Rita G...at all. Nice titties though lol.

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The True Jim Jones Documentary Trailer

Apparently Jim Jones and Dame Dash's business relationship goes much further than just Dame hosting his Harlem's American Gangster mixtape. I guess Dame is trying to mold Jimmy into another Jay-Z, but if so that'll never happen though I still think Jim is that nigga...he's just not Jay. Anyway, check out the trailer:


I dunno about classic like Dame said, but the album does sound kinda hot off the few snippets we heard so I'll definitely be checking for it whenever it drops. Hopefully he has another Ballin' in the stash somewhere lol.

This documentary is supposed to August 8th and for more info on it click here.

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Serius Jones - Lafayette

Once upon a time Cassidy murdered this beat, but Serius Jones is bringing it back to life in 2008.



Not bad, not bad at all.

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Busta Rhymes Feat. Reek Da Villian, Sliff Star, The Game, Nas, Lil Wayne, & Big Daddy Kane - Don't Touch Me (Remix)

I told you I was gonna go find this shit and post it lol. Go ahead and check out the Busta-Rhymes-talking-less version of this incredible remix!

Busta Rhymes Feat. Reek Da Villian, Sliff Star, The Game, Nas, Lil Wayne, & Big Daddy Kane - Don't Touch Me (Remix)


Man, if only we can get Wayne to spit like that on a regular basis, dude was snappin'! The Game, Nas, and Busta all ripped it too...hell everybody ripped it. You know I like a record when I stay up until 2 writing about it when I should be in bed considering I have work in the morning lol.

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Keith Olbermann Givin' Hillary The Business!

Keith is back with another Special Comment! This timd its about Hillary Clintons recent remarks basically saying she's staying in the race because Barack might get assassinated. SMH @ Hillary. And her supporters have the NERVE to say they don't like Barack and they'd never vote for him "if" he wins the nomination lol.

I had a bunch of other shit I wanted to say about this topic earlier, but I keep getting caught with shit and I've forgot it all by now so I'll just let Keith do the talking.


Keith never disappoints with these Special Comments! There's really nothing else left so she might as well drop out because he's obviously not gonna win and she just threw away any shred of a chance she had at becoming VP.

As "me, I, Johnny Tapia" (lol) said in Bad Boys II after he shot Roberto, "I don't know ma ma, he kill himself. Yes, very sad," LMAO!

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John Legend Feat. Andre 3000 - Green Light Snippet

Unfortunately this is just a 1:46 snippet of the song, but its jammin' so I'm gonna post it anyway.

John Legend Feat. Andre 3000 - Green Light Snippet


As you might remember I told you this would be the 1st single from his still untitled album that's supposed to be dropping in September. I can't wait for that or the full version of this record!

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Busta Rhymes Plays Don't Touch Me Remix For Tim Westwood

Ayo this joint is CRAZY! Check this it out:


Sick! They should put all that shit Busta was saying over the record on to the record 'cause that shit was ill lol even though he said he's talking over the record so you couldn't rip it from the show lol. "Just smack somebody for no reason!" LMAO! You gotta love Busta!

I'm gonna go find the mp3 and post it so stay tuned!

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May 23, 2008

Common Feat. Pharrell - Universal Mind Control (U.M.C.)

Check out Common's new single with Pharrell its TOTALLY different than anything you'd expect from Com. Oh and I've been busy, but I'll be back with more music later.

Common Feat. Pharrell - Universal Mind Control (U.M.C.)


Com, is that you?? lol.

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May 22, 2008

Thursday Billboard Update - 5/22/08

Goodness! Look at that top 10, no Rap albums in site. And they say Hip-Hop ain't dead [Stephen A. Smith voice] PLEASE lol.

On the Hot 100 Lil Wayne and his Lollipop return to the #1 spot! Personally, I hope it stays there so I can laugh in some people's faces even harder if this nigga doesn't at least go gold first week. I mean I like the nigga (kinda lol), but his "fans" make you not like the nigga. Anyway, other than that the top 10 is pretty much the same as last week.


1. Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
2. Frank Sinatra - Nothing But The Best
3. Jason Mraz - We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things
4. Duffy - Rockferry
5. Leona Lewis - Spirit
6. Mariah Carey - E=MC²
7. Neil Diamond - Home Before Dark
8. Madonna - Hard Candy
9. Toby Keith - 35 Biggest Hits
10. Keith Sweat - Just Me
  • Way down the charts at #40 Cherish's new last hooray album The Truth sales 18,000 in its first week.
  • And even further down than that you have poor Foxy Brown at #83! Damn! lol. Foxy's new album Brooklyn's Don Diva sold just 9,000 copies...damn again lol. I'm sure her saying don't support the album was a factor...but I'm sure this was pretty much inevitable lol.

1. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (3-1)
2. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (4-2)
3. Rihanna - Take A Bow (1-3)
4. Usher - Love In This Club (5-4)
5. Jordin Sparks - No Air (4-5)
6. Ray-J - Sexy Can I (5-6)
7. Madonna - 4 Minutes (6-7)
8. Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful Of Sunshine (9-8)
9. Mariah Carey - Touch My Body (8-9)
10. Danity Kane - Damaged (10-10)
  • After 4 weeks on the charts Usher's Love In This Club Part II featuring Beyonce and Lil Wayne soars 45 spots 63-18. I told you so lol.
  • Duffy's Mercy jumps 39 spots 66-27.

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How Wack Is This??

I've been going back and forth on whether I should post this or not, but fuck it.

Anyway, Hip-Hop has enough bad shit going for it right now and we don't need more of this. I can remember watching Run's House and Jo Jo being half way embarrassed by his dad asking him to do this dance and now they've made a record about it?? I guess times were tough and ideas were scarce lol.


LMAO!! That last nigga Zack looks so lame and out of place! Damn, that nigga looks shook as hell right now lol. Whatever, I'm still a fan of the show and I still wanna marry either Vanessa or Angela, but this nigga and his friends better stop before they ruin his pop's legacy lol. And these niggas wanted a big advance, [in my best Stephen A. Smith voice] PLEASE!

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The Game Is A Coward??

Hey, he said it not me lol:


Damn he did homegirl dirty LMAO!!

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T.I. Tries To Explain Himself

He might've said all this on that T.I. Speaks special, but oh well I still ain't watched that shit so this explanation stuff is new to me. Peep it:





Very interesting. I still don't get it, but its really not for me to get because ain't shit happened to me like what happened to him. I just can't wait until all the interviews and pleasantries are done so T.I. can get to Shawty Lo's elimination from the game lol.

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Usher - Moving Mountains Video

I was just listening to Usher's new album (which is pretty darn hot if I may say so myself) when I check my e-mail and see this video dropped today. I love the song so I knew the video would be dope. Incredibly big artist, incredibly big video. Check it:


Even though I'm not sure what this had to do with the club blowing up in the last video, but kudos to Ush for at least trying to continue his "to be continued" because how many times have you seen that shit and never gotten the 2nd part?? lol. Anyway, I'm predicting this record will be even bigger than Love In This Club, which got too big too fast and fizzled out equally as quick, and it couldn't have come at a better time because buzz is WAY down for an Usher album to be dropping next week.

Speaking of Usher's new album, check out SoHH Gyant's 8 reasons why Usher's new album will flop. Yeah, I know Gyant is a homo nigga who doubles as a female blogger named "Streetz", but it was still kinda entertaining even though I already called that a long time ago.

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Saigon Dips From Atlantic, Drops New Single

Didn't Saigon retire?? Well I guess not because he just left Atlantic today (well yesterday now lol) and dropped a new single all in one whop. Well first off peep what Sai said about leaving:

"I'm not that excited about going to a major label. They would have to make it so I'm set for the rest of my life. They want too much for the little that they're giving...It's not like I didn't want to put out music, but Atlantic wanted me to do ringtone songs but they didn't sign me as a ringtone artist."

Word.

Aight now check out his new record called Believe It with some fake T-Pain ass nigga on the hook.

Saigon Feat. 5ive - Believe It


I'm sure that was a nice song, but once the auto-tune shit turns on I turn off lol. Don't fret though, I have another new joint Saigon! Now, I know the title looks suspect as hell, but its really not about homo sex at all lol.

Saigon - Shoot In My Booty


Aight you can go around and fret now lol.

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Get 'Em Spike!

Check out what Spike Lee had to say about Clint Eastwood and his black soldier-less movies about Iwo Jima (Flags of Our Fathers and Letters From Iwo Jima):

"He did two films about Iwo Jima back to back and there was not one black soldier in both of those films," Lee said Tuesday at the Cannes Film Festival, where he was a judge in an online short-film competition.

"Many veterans, African-Americans, who survived that war are upset at Clint Eastwood. In his vision of Iwo Jima, Negro soldiers did not exist. Simple as that. I have a different version," Lee said.


I've never seen either movie so I didn't know, but damn that's fuck up. I'm even more shocked that my homegirl Tonya and her militant ways didn't point this out to me long ago. You're slipping babe lol.

Anyway, Spike has his own black soldier movie coming out in October called Miracle at St. Anna so make sure to check that shit out!

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Get Off MJ's Dick

I know I get on Chris Brown a lot for getting way too much credit as a dancer for basically doing old Michael Jackson moves, but I forgot Ne-Yo does the same shit until I saw this video the other day:


This shit is even worse than CB doing it because at least he can do them and looks somewhat smooth doing them. Ne-Yo just looks awkward even attempting lol. SMH.

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May 21, 2008

Wackery

I have a bunch of wack records that I wanted to post, but I didn't wanna take up too much space so I'm gonna put this all in one post. Enjoy...kinda lol.

R. Kelly - Bobble


I hate to see a black man go to jail, but Kellz has fallen off so hard I wouldn't mind if they locked him up if that's what its gonna take for him to stop making this wack ass records lol.

Mike Jones Feat. T-Pain, Lil Wayne, Twista - Cutty Buddy


This shit sounds like a poor man's version of Ludacris' Freaky Thangs with Twista and Jagged Edge lol. Twist kinda ripped this one, but I will still never understand why people buy Lil Wayne to do shit like this on their records: "Walla! I become her Allah, and I swear that thang feel like la la la." Yep, that's the "best" for ya lol.

Gorilla Zoe - Dope Boy


I need to make a fuckin' list of all these dick ridin' fools that are running this auto-tune shit into the ground. Niggas aren't even trying to be original anymore lol.

Gorilla Zoe - I'm Dumb


Its funny how this one song sums up all these songs I've posted "I'm dumb" lol.

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Remember The Nappy Roots??

Its been a long time since 2003, but way back then these guys had a nice lil buzz going. Well all of that buzz is gone after 5 years of nothing, but the boys are back! They have a new album called The Humdinger which is set to drop August 5th so hopefully that works out for them. Honestly, I probably won't be checking for it, but hopefully its hot lol. [FULL STORY]

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50 Calls Rocsi A Ho!

Looks like 50 has his latest beef opponent...Rocsi! Remember the video I posted of her saying 50's last album Curtis was garbage?? Well looks like 50 caught feelings and now he's lashing out. Peep it:



I know 50 and Game hate each other, but at least Game picked a finer diva to beef with lol. Not saying Rocsi isn't wanna my official boo's after the bikini on Spring Bling, but she's no Vida lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Dollicia & Tila

King does it again! I don't have much hope for the spreads though considering the jobs they did with Stacey Dash and D. Woods lol.

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May 20, 2008

Extensions & Big Bucks For Newman & Barber

I'm glad we finally locked up Marion Barber, but this new deal with Terence Newman was big for us too because with he and Pacman on the corners our secondary should remain dominate.

Newman got a 6-year extension worth $50.2 million with $22.5 million of that because guaranteed money over the 1st 3 years of the deal. The Barbarian received a 7-year extension worth $45 million which includes $16 million in guaranteed money.

I'm happy with that...now I'll be even happier when Dictator Goodell stops fuckin' around and takes Pacman off suspension, but its cool I'm patient.

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Damn Bulls!

Damn, I was hoping the Heat would win the draft lottery tonight and get this #1 overall pick but the punk ass Bulls won. The Heat still got #2 and will still get either Michael Beasley or Derrick Rose so its really not that bad. Plus, the last time the Heat sent a player to represent them (Caron Butler) they ended up with Dwyane Wade so hopefully the same luck will continue come draft time in June. Then again, the last night the Bulls had the #1 overall pick there was a big man and a guard available and as you can well see Elton Brand worked out a lot better than Steve Francis lol. I guess we'll see.

How about those Knicks though?? Damn, them niggas can't catch a break! They had the 2nd most balls behind the Heat (no homo) and they ended up with the 6th pick lol. A 6th pick they'll probably waste on Kevin Love or some shit lol. Oh well!

Oh and it looks like Hovito didn't bring much luck to the Nets as they ended up with the 10th overall pick. Tough break nigga lol.

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New Limited Edition 'No Bitchassness' Shirts

I got this in my email today so I'm posting it for anybody still interested. I ain't gon' lie, I was kinda, but when I saw these new foil joints are $50 I said fuck it lol. If money ain't a thang and you're interested click here. Peace!

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Nas - N.I.G.G.E.R.

As I told you yesterday, Nas is changing the name of his album, but I'm praying he keeps this title track! This shit is nice! Check it out:

Nas - N.I.G.G.E.R.


MUCH better than Be A Nigger Too lol.

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Usher Feat. Jay-Z - Best Thing

Man, I went to sleep last night with bullshit music and work up to 2 gems! Here's the first from Usher and Jay-Z which JD had promised was coming last month.

Usher Feat. Jay-Z - Best Thing


I was hoping for a few more bars from Jay, but this shit is still dope....oh no there goes Jay again! Sorry, I'm listening to this shit as I'm typing lol. This beat sounds familiar though, but I can't put my finger on where I heard it before...help a nigga out!

**UPDATE**
With the assistance of my homie Joel I now know where I heard this beat before! Its from Tru Life's Tru York mixtape's intro with Jay-Z and it was produced by Neo Da Matrix (not JD like he claimed). Now, I dunno if Tru borrowed the beat from somewhere else, but that's the first time I heard it. Click here to listen for yourself.

Oh yeah and before I forget again, Jay-Z is gonna represent the Nets tonight at the draft lottery at 8pm before the Celtics/Pistons game so check out ya boy! I'm sure this will be the most viewed draft lottery of all-time, but we shall see lol.

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May 19, 2008

Bow Wow Feat. Soulja Boy - Marco Polo

And another L for Bow Wow lmao.

Bow Wow Feat. Soulja Boy - Marco Polo


SMH...

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Another Day, Another Dick Rider

Yung Berg is the latest to openly endorse ridin' T-Pain's dick:

Yung Berg Feat. Casha - The Business


SMH...

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Rick Ross Feat. Nelly & Avery Storm - Here I Am Video

Here's the video where the trainer damn near got ate by the white tiger, check it out:



LMAO @ the beige nigga's hair thrown over his shoulder! I would've told that nigga he couldn't come on the set until he fixed that shit lol. Oh and wassup with Ross and the coke bottle glasses?? Definitely NOT boss-like, sorry.

I love the way Maybach Music came on too, that was ill and kinda made me wish he did a video for that instead lol.

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Thank Goodness, No More Nigger!

Nigger the album, that is lol. Finally after all my campaigning and begging Nas changed the title to his next album! Now, I'm definitely gonna buy it...though as of yet it has no new title lol. Check out what he had to say about it:

"It's important to me that this album gets to the fans. "It's been a long time coming. I want my fans to know that creatively and lyrically, they can expect the same content and the same messages. It's that important. The streets have been waiting for this for a long time. The people will always know what the real title of this album is and what to call it."
That's what I thought lol. Aight well the album will still drop on July 1st as planner. I'll let you know what the title is really gonna be as soon as I find out.

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Double Talk Express

Wow! And this is who those undercover racist Hillary Clinton supporters say they'll vote for if when Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination?? Good luck with that lol.

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T.I. On MTV's My Block Atlanta

Maybe its just me, but T.I. looks at home to me lol.


I guess somebody has to be lying, but its not too out of the realm of possibility to think they are both from Bankhead and just never met. I mean honestly, do you know everybody in your city?? I thought not, but who knows. I honestly, don't care about shit like this, but it is kinda funny to see Lo trying to take down T.I. with his own tactics that he used against Flip in '04 lol.

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Cyssero - Big Dreams

I was wondering what the fuck Cyss has been doing since he left/got dropped from BWS lol.

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Nas Airing Out Jim Jones

This is obviously old footage, but its still funny regardless. Who knows why the uploader waited so long to post it, but whatever lol.

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"Niggas Is Wylin'!"

After I finished watching Semi-Pro last night (that was a crystal clear rip!) I turned to CNN and saw this shit:



I really don't know why dude did this or what was his motivation, but Milwaukee has officially gone wild lol.

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Yung Berg's Response To Brisco

Here's what Yung Berg had to say in response to Brisco saying he's gonna beat his lil ass (no homo) when he sees him:


I personally think this whole situation is retarded. I mean I'm all for the "down for my niggas" shit, but that wasn't even a real insult Berg threw at Flo Rida, it was a true fact. He probably dissed himself more in it because ultimately its his own album that got pushed back lol.

Whatever, dumb niggas will be dumb niggas and there will be a fight on Memorial Day weekend regardless of if its Brisco & Yung Berg or some other random hood rat bitches or wannabe thug niggas lol.

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They Found It!

If you missed it, over the weekend Shawty Lo finally got the yearbook picture of T.I. he requested last week and with it I think he's just put a 2-3 month extension on his "career" lol.



That was pretty funny I ain't gon' lie lol. I dunno what the point of the last part of the video though because just because you met someone or took a picture with them doesn't mean they know you or you know them. I went to T.I.'s video shoot for that song with Wyclef, does that mean he knows me now? No, it doesn't lol.

Anyway, here's another video of Shawty Lo responding to finding the picture:


Aight well T.I. needs to come back, but I understand he's limited with his whole case and shit so we'll see. Don't expect anything too soon though because he and Atlantic will want to capitalize on this for album sales and his shit doesn't drop until August 12th.

Shawty Lo - 2; T.I. - 1

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This Nigga Obviously Doesn't Like Living

Here's the latest nigga from "The Knockout Kid" and this nigga is obviously a damn fool. A very brave fool, but still a fool lol. Why is this nigga all on video and shit?? First of all he's giving way too much of this story and himself up so even if he does live he's not gonna be able to make any money off of this situation. 2nd...whatever just watch the video lol.


Where are we in the 2 week countdown?? lol.

Oh yeah and he made an appearance on Foxxhole Friday so check him out by clicking here.

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The Game Feat. Keyshia Cole - Game's Pain Video

The boy is back! I'm nearly done with all the projects I was working on so I figured I'm come back and fill in all the blanks left by my absence starting with the video for The Game's first single with Keyshia Cole. Enjoy if you haven't seen it yet:

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May 18, 2008

Birdman and Lil Wayne 4

I been waiting on this shit for a minute!

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Diddy Talks About Kanye

Yeah I know, I know I'm fuckin' up! But I'm workin' baby, I'm workin' lol. I'll probably be back fully Monday because I still have another mixtape cover and poster to do and unlike Photoshop professionals (which I'm clearly not and don't plan on ever being) it takes me time to get shit right because my skills are limited to say the least.

Aight well anyway as you know I subscribe to Diddy's channel and here's an interesting video of him talking about how Kanye's Glow In The Dark Tour changed his life:


I'm starting to think Kanye was justified in his rant about Entertainment Weekly lol.

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