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Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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February 25, 2011

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 107

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect
On today's show I reveal my first ever sponsor! Then I talk about Charlie Sheen, these high ass gas prices, and things in society that do more harm than good. Enjoy!





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February 24, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 2/24/11

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's Never Say Never: The Remixes debuts at #1 this week with 165,000 copies sold...and that's pretty much it on the Billboard 200 this week.

Lady Gaga's Born This Way remains at #1 on the Hot 100, but we have a new #2 as Cee-Lo's Fuck You continues to have a post-Grammys renaissance. After debuting at #5 2 weeks ago, Dr. Dre's I Need A Doctor feating Eminem and Skylar Green fell all the way down to #32 last week. Then he performed at the Grammys and now it flies 28 spots to #4. Madness. And the last Grammys based bump hits Justin Bieber's Never Say Never featuring Jaden Smith, which hopped 25-8. Maybe it was the leopard print tights Jaden wore during the performance?

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never: The Remixes (1)
2. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (2-2)
3. Various Artists - Now 37 (1-3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (17-4)
5. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (6-5)
6. Eminem - Recovery (7-6)
7. Various Artists - 2011 Grammy Nominees (11-7)
8. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (3-8)
9. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (4-9)
10. Rihanna - Loud (8-10)
  • Ginuwine's Elgin debuts at #30 with 19,100 sold.
  • Saigon's Greatest Story Never Told finally comes out and it lands at #61 with 11,300 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-1)
2. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (7-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Grenade (3-3)
4. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (32-4)
5. Katy Perry - Firework (2-5)
6. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (5-6)
7. Rihanna - S&M (8-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never (25-8)
9. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (6-9)
10. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (4-10)
  • Adele's Rolling In The Deep continues to ascend, going up 15 more spots 41-26.
  • Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West debuts at #28.
  • The New Boyz are back? I guess so because a song called Backseat debuts at #37. Who would've thunk it?
  • Lupe Fiasco's The Show Goes On jumps 13 spots 57-44.
  • After debuting at #91 last week, Justin Bieber's Pray soars 30 spots #61 this week.
  • Justin Bieber's Born To Be Somebody debuts at #74.
  • The Black Eyed Peas' Just Can't Get Enough debuts at #92.

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February 23, 2011

Lupe Fiasco Tim Westwood Freestyle


Wow, an actually freestyle is oh so rare these days, I almost don't know how to react to it. Well whether you like it or not, we all should just be happy he didn't come spit a few verses from his album and spoil that song for us in advance.

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Random News Shit: NBA Trade Edition

PHOENIX - OCTOBER 12:  Deron Williams #8 of the Utah Jazz in action during the preseason NBA game against the Phoenix Suns at US Airways Center on October 12, 2010 in Phoenix, Arizona.
1) Jazz Ship Deron Williams To The Nets
I know the nigga allegedly ran Jerry Sloan out of town, but gotdamn.

Man, how does a trade of this magnitude go under the radar like it did these days? I mean, all the NBA insiders were all over the James Johnson to Toronto trade, but nobody knew about this shit until a short while before it happened. Deron was still with the Jazz when my meeting at work this morning started, and by the time it wrapped up he was a Net. That's so insane to me.

Okay, while I try to wrap my brain around this trade happening seemingly out of nowhere, let's discuss the details of the transactions:

Nets get: Deron Williams, Dan Gadzuric, and Brandan Wright

Jazz get: Derrick Favors, Devin Harris, two first-round draft picks and cash considerations

Warriors get: Troy Murphy and a second-round pick in 2012

At first look at this trade it felt like the Nets gave up too much, but upon further review, I think this was a bit of a steal. (Well, besides the fact that from all account Deron Williams isn't at all happy about this trade and probably won't re-sign in 2012, and all.) Devin Harris is good, but he's no Deron Williams; that first round pick will most likely be hit or miss regardless with this weak upcoming draft class; and as far as Derrick Favors goes, I've never been impressed by him when I saw him play. Personally, I don't think he'll ever become a good player, but how bad did he have to look in practice that the Nets have given up on him already? I know Mikhail Prokhorov really wanted a superstar and all, but damn, the kid is a rookie. Oh well, I guess he looked at Andrew Bynum and all the other guys people always say have potential that never pan out and said fuck it.

2) Hawks & Wizards Swap Bibby & Hinrich
Here are the details:

Hawks get: Kirk Hinrich and Hilton Armstrong

Wizards get: Mike Bibby, Jordan Crawford, Maurice Evans, and a first-round pick

I understand why the Hawks would do this trade, but why would the Wizards? They get Mike Bibby, 2 scraps, and a late first-rounder in a weak draft. How did they improve exactly?

3) Carmelo, Billups Help Knicks Get A Win In NY Debut
Sadly they had to make their debut in those wack Knicks throwback jerseys, but other than that, it was a pretty good night. Melo hit 27 and grabbed 10 boards (though he took 25 shots and only made 10) while Billups chipped in with 21 points and 8 assists.

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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila

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Get Familiar With OhGinelle


You gotta love that Tight Up Skirt joint, and not just because of the video (though still a lot being of the video, I mean gotdamn).

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Lupe Fiasco - L.A.S.E.R.S. Manifesto


I was just going through my YouTube subscriptions again tonight and stumbled upon this. Do you realize we're just 2 weeks out from Lasers dropping? Yeah, and 1 week from it hitting the internets. Where has the time gone? Oh well, more reason to catch up with my music now because a Lasers review is definitely on the horizon.

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Eminem - Things Get Worse (feat. B.o.B)

In this photo provided by PepsiCo, an Eminem puppet likeness is shown. Eminem is partnering with Brisk ice tea in a Super Bowl ad spot to debut on Sunday during the first quarter of the big game.
I haven't been posting much new music lately and there's a good reason for that: I haven't been listening to any of it. Now, if that has got you hyped for an awesome collabo, think again. I actually accidentally stumbled upon this song in my email a little while ago and didn't to give it a whirl. Its a throwaway from a recent Eminem album, but it definitely wasn't Recovery. Just check it out and you'll figure it out.


Figure the album out? I'm sure you did. This record is definitely cold...and not in the hot way (if that makes any sense). Matter of fact, I'm not sure why I'm posting it other than because this is FiyahMuZik.com and I hardly ever post music anymore. Give me a few weeks to catch up with everything and we'll try again.

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Donnell Rawlings Speaks On Dave Chappelle & Charlie Murphy With Young Jack


I know this isn't the first time Donnell has spoke on the situation with "Chappelle's Show," but I'm still surprised this hasn't become a bigger deal on the internet than it has. Seems like more people would give a damn about this than actually do. Can you believe it's been 6 years since season 2? That's just insane. Come back to us Dave, and no not via that fake ass Twitter account.

If you're interested in seeing the rest of the interview click here.

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Bad Teacher Trailer


Damn, this shit looks funny as FUCK! I'm impressed. I can honestly say I cannot wait to see this movie. Cameron Diaz seemed to channel her inner Billy Bob Thornton and made this role her bitch. Oh, and yes her saying she loved watching porn on Jimmy Kimmel Live a few minutes ago totally influenced my opinion. You know, just in case you're wondering.

Hey, was that Gibby from "iCarly" that said holy shit at the car wash about 1:43 into this trailer? Also, was he wearing a Michael Vick Falcons jersey? I'm almost positive I saw that. Nice and nice!

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You Just Got Knocked The FUCK Out!


I meant to post this the other day, but man, what a failure this guy is LMAO!

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Twerk Team Got It


Yo, this is hands down the best Twerk Team video since dark skin homegirl got pregnant and left. Partly because they didn't talk at the beginning and just dance, and partly because they just went the fuck in. I love it! Girls, do this again. PLEASE!

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TruthPasteTV: The Super Bowl Was Super Gay


My dude James Hannah stay coming with that truth!

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Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous


Hilarious as usual. How am I just now seeing this? It's already a million views deep and shit. I'm fuckin' up! Oh well, enjoy.

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February 21, 2011

Carmelo Finally A Knick

East All Star Amare Stoudamire (L) of the New York Knicks and West All Star Carmelo Anthony of the Denver Nuggets look for a rebound during the NBA All-Star basketball game in Los Angeles, February 20, 2011.
Finally, our national nightmare is over; Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire are teammates at last! If you haven't seen the whole trade break down, here's who's where now:

Knicks get: Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Shelden Williams, Anthony Carter and Renaldo Balkman.

Nuggets get: Wilson Chandler, Raymond Felton, Danilo Gallinari, Timofey Mozgov, the Knicks' 2014 first-round draft pick, the Warriors' 2012 second-round pick, the Warriors' 2013 second-round pick and $3 million in cash.

Poor Michelle Trachtenberg. If I'm the Knicks I'm overall happy right now. Yeah, we just got rid of our 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 12th best players AND won't have any room to bring any new pieces around our new players over the summer, but you got Carmelo. And at the end of the day, that's all that matters right? Right. Welp, hopefully Amare has more than a season or 2 left in those knees.

Aight, see ya in Miami Sunday, Melo.

(Side note: Jay-Z might wanna miss Mikhail Prokhorov's next few phone calls and lay low for awhile.)

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Random News Shit: Borderline Irrelevant Edition

1) Yung L.A. Dropped From Grand Hustle; Gets Duck Tattoo On His Face
Sigh. Where should I begin? You know what? I'm not even gonna begin. I'm just gonna let this shit die. I've already given this loser too much attention and that's clearly what he's looking for. Either that, or this is a cry for help, which is also a possibility. Who cares though, it's just Yung L.A.

2) Consequence Explains His Issue With Pusha T's My God
I like Cons, but he's really reaching here. This kinda remains me of when Vanilla Ice was trying to explain how Ice Ice Baby was different from Queen's Under Pressure back in the early 90s. It isn't a perfect comparison overall, but the pettiness is the same.

If you haven't heard My God, check it out below. The part Cons is talking about comes at the end of the 2nd verse.



Here's what I think is going on: Kanye wasn't putting much effort into Consequence's career, all the while he was bringing in new artists like Pusha and CyHi, Cons got jealous and dipped, and now he's pissed off Kanye didn't stop him from leaving so he's acting out. Either that or he got dropped and doesn't know how to deal with it. Either way, at least he didn't get a duck tattooed on his face.

3) Young Jeezy In The Studio Working With...Justin Bieber
I like Justin Bieber, but come the FUCK on Jeezy, are you really this desperate? I know TM103 keeps getting pushed back, but gotdamn nigga. Go sit in the corner homie, you're on timeout.

4) Ja Rule Working On Reality Show
Ja, just go do your time and come home. We don't want a new album and we don't want to watch your TV show. Just give up dude, it's over and it's never coming back. Ever.

EVER!

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XXL 2011 Freshman Class Cover

XXL Freshmen
I love when these XXL cover come out, it's like the local rapper renaissance. The internet is flooding right now with local rappers no one has ever heard of saying they should've been on the cover over [insert rapper who made the cover]. It's sad, but it's funny as fuck lol.

Anyway, I'm fine with the cover this year with the exception of Lil Twist. I mean, not only doesn't he fit on the cover (he looks like he just Lil Mama'd this issue and jumped in the background), but he doesn't fit on this cover. He's the one with no buzz. Quick, name me one hot Lil Twist song. No, fuck that, just name me one Lil Twist song. You can't. Now, I won't say who should be on the cover, but Lil Twist definitely shouldn't.

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Top 10 Worst Battle Bars Of 2010


It's kinda late into 2011 to be doing a top 10 of 2010 list, but I found this highly enjoyable. I don't watch battles much anymore...okay, I don't watch battles at all anymore, but I still liked this.

Oh, and it isn't over, #5 rapper Goodz stuck back at Math and Cortez pointing out some of their wack bars. Check that over below.


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2011 NBA All-Star Weekend Recap

Recording artist Justin Bieber (L) of the West team is presented with the MVP trophy after the 2011 BBVA All-Star Celebrity basketball game as a part of the NBA All-Star basketball weekend in Los Angeles, February 18, 2011.
BBVA All-Star Celebrity Game
A lot of people don't care about this game, but I love it. It's always fun to see if celebrities can really play or not if you ask me (for example: Trey Songz can play, Nick Cannon can't).

Best Moment: Justin Bieber crossing over Common. Okay, he didn't drive and dunk from the top of the key like Rocky from "3 Ninjas" did afterward, but it was quite impressive. MVP-worthy? No, but with a fan vote, if you didn't know Justin Bieber was gonna win you are a moron.

What Did We Learn: That at least 3 players in this game could start for the Cleveland Cavs tomorrow. 1) Scottie Pippen 2) Romeo 3) Jalen Rose. Yeah, Romeo couldn't get on the court for USC a few years back and Jalen Rose can no longer jump off of the ground, but still, they're not better than Christian Eyenga or Alonzo Gee? And as far as Scottie Pippen goes, man, he looked like he was playing for an NBA contract. People were talking about Jordan making a come back last week, but Pippen looked like he desperately needed to make one. Either that, or he put all the money he has left on his team to win. All I'm saying about Pip is don't be surprised if it comes out that he called up Jordan and asked for a try-out with the Bobcats.

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 18:  John Wall #2 of the Washington Wizards and the Rookie Team holds up the MVP trophy after the T-Mobile Rookie Challenge and Youth Jam at Staples Center on February 18, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
T-Mobile Rookie Challenge & Youth Jam
This game was a 40 minute highlight reel with commercials and a lame halftime show (get this Dougie shit the fuck up outta 2011, please). DeMarcus Cousins showed out with 33 and 14, DeJuan Blair went for 28 and 14, James Harden's beard chipped in a cool 30, but John Wall was the man of the evening with 22 assists. Not as much debate about this MVP, though I personally would've made he and Cousins co-MVPs if I was in charge.

Best Moment: There were like 8 best moments! Wall's bounce pass alley-oop to Blake Griffin, Blair's off-glass alley-oop to himself, and Cousins' off-glass alley-oop to Wall to name a few.

What Did We Learn: That DeMarcus Cousins is gonna be really really good if he ever grows up mentally. Thank goodness he didn't have swing on any teammates for not getting him the ball after this game.

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 19:  Al Horford, Coco Miller and Steve Smith of Team Atlanta hold up the trophy after winning the Haier Shooting Stars Competition apart of NBA All-Star Saturday Night at Staples Center on February 19, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Haier Shooting Stars and Taco Bell Skills Challenge
I'm combining these 2 events because, well, really, why not? Anyway, what's up with Coco Miller's hair? She looks like Stevie Wonder with bangs. I did some light Googling and didn't find that she had any notable disease, but that hair bother me for the entire event.

Best Moment: Kenny "The Jet" Smith hitting that half court shot on the first try in the first round. Reminded me of myself out there.

What Did We Learn: My boy Steph Curry got skills! As far as I'm concerned, he could win this event every year if he wanted to.

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 19:  James Jones #22 of the Miami Heat wins the Foot Locker Three-Point Contest apart of NBA All-Star Saturday Night at Staples Center on February 19, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Foot Locker 3-Point Contest
Has one team ever had more different 3-Point Contest winners in the history of the NBA, because James Jones was the Heat's 4th? The other 3 were Glenn Rice, Jason Kapono, and Daequan Cook.

Best Moment: James Jones beating out 2 Celtics. Last night on Facebook I said, "The East loss, but lets look on the bright side: the Heat (57 pts) finally beat the Celtics (28 pts) in something besides 'wins against the Cavs' this year." I completely forgot Jones sonned Paul Pierce and Ray Allen. That felt awesome!

What Did We Learn: That if you show up with a haircut like Boobie Gibson's you deserve to lose (though that pic didn't do the wackness of it any justice).

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 19:  Blake Griffin #32 of the Los Angeles Clippers dunks the ball over a car in the final round of the Sprite Slam Dunk Contest apart of NBA All-Star Saturday Night at Staples Center on February 19, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Sprite Slam Dunk Contest
At the end of the Dunk Contest I was left with underwhelmed feeling I can only compare to finally seeing Halle Berry's tits in "Swordfish" (coming in 2nd would definitely be seeing that Sheneka Adams' pussy was hairy). When I think back though, the Dunk Contest was dope as fuck! DeMar DeRozan's dunks were ill (dunk 1 and dunk 2), Serge Ibaka's were ill (dunk 1 and dunk 2), and those guys didn't even make the finals. JaVale McGee had 2 incredible dunks (1 and 2), a good 1, and a dud, and Blake Griffin had 4 dope dunks (1, 2, 3, and 4). It was a great show, Blake should've won, and he did.

It's really sad that there's this weird anti-Blake Griffin backlash floating around right now, but fuck it, niggas are never satisfied. If you want to complain about the dunk itself, that's fine, it was boring, but why are people mad he jumped over the front of the car and not the middle? You're asking the man to do something probably humanly impossible for a person his size. Griffin is 6'10", the 2011 Kia Optima is 57.3 inches (or 4.8 feet), and the goal is 10 feet. Now explain to me how he was supposed to jump over the center of the car, catch the alley-oop, dunk, and land safely. I'll wait.

Best Moment: The 2011 Kia Optima coming out. I never liked Kia cars, but that bitch they rolled out Saturday night was fly!

What Did We Learn: That you can't satisfy everyone. Here we are with the illest overall Dunk Contest since 2000, and all you hear in the aftermath is people bitch about Blake Griffin jumping over the front of the car. I'm not the type of guy to tell people "you can't do it, so shut the fuck up," but YOU CAN'T DO IT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 20:  Kobe Bryant #24 of the Los Angeles Lakers and the Western Conference celebrates after being named MVP for the fourth time in the 2011 NBA All-Star Game at Staples Center on February 20, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
60th NBA All-Star Game
Even though the West lead for basically the entire game, it was still quite entertaining. Kobe actively trying to win MVP and running out of gas, LeBron taking over in the 4th and messing around and getting a triple-double, and Kevin Durant coming up big in the clutch. Sadly Dwyane Wade and Dwight Howard left the game early with injuries though (oh, wait, that was just Dwyane Wade).

Should Kobe have won MVP? Of course. Even though he disappeared in the 4th quarter when defense started to be played, he still scored the most points (37), grabbed the most rebounds (14), and the game was in L.A. for goodness sake. Yeah, LeBron got the 2nd triple-double in All-Star Game history, but the East loss. End of story.

Best Moment: Paul Pierce getting booed every time he touched the ball like LeBron James in Cleveland. The only difference is that Pierce actually came up in L.A., while LeBron has no real ties to Cleveland besides playing for the Cavs, and it being in the same state he was born.

What Did We Learn: That Kobe knew this was his one shot at beating Michael Jordan in something since he knows the Lakers aren't winning another Championship.

Parting Notes: 1) Did we ever find out why so many people wore yellow sneakers over the weekend? Are they the new version of those thick Lance Armstrong rubber bands? Or maybe everyone was trying to support Kobe and the Lakers after they all wore those neon yellow/green sneakers on Christmas.

2) Am I the only one surprised Skip Bayless and others didn't make a big deal out of all the East starters did the powder toss with LeBron before the tip? I thought for sure they'd collectively reach and say some shit like "Michael Jordan would've never let anyone else do the powder toss with him." I was pleasantly surprised everyone left it alone, although I wouldn't be surprised if Skip was just saving it for later.

Alright, that's all folks.

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LeBron Would've Dunked Over....


Dammit I love my team!

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2011 NBA All-Star Weekend Mini Movies


We know the NFL is king among American sports in ratings, but the NBA is absolutely killing them in this digital market if you ask me. These mini movies definitely show that, so if you haven't watched these, I'd urge you to check them out.




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February 19, 2011

Kobe Bryant Is "The Black Mamba"


Damn man, how is my R.I.P. UberTwitter supposed to get views on the same day All Of The Lights and "The Black Mamba" drop? It's hard out here for a pimp.

Anyway, I thought this was gonna be corny, but it was actually pretty dope. The best: when Robert Rodriguez says, "So what does anyone want from you when you roll into town?" and Kobe says, "To bring the Black Mamba out." I don't know if that was done or purpose or if they were going for laughs, but that shit had me snickering like a schoolgirl.

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Kanye West - All Of The Lights Video


Would it be bad if I say I liked the video more than the song? Don't get me wrong, All Of The Lights isn't wack, but it wasn't one of the 5 hottest track on the album. Whatever, the highlight of this video weren't the lights, it was Rihanna's boobs. That looked delicious and absolutely stole the show. In honor of the Dunk Contest tonight, I'm gonna give those titties a 50 for their performance in this vid.

Welp, all that's left to do now is wait for the lawsuits from all the epileptic seizure caused by this video.

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Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 106

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect
The podcast is back! And to help celebrate this joyous occasion I break the glass and bring Andy in as my special guest. Together we discuss The Man With No Nickname aka Blake Griffin, and dissect a bunch of the potential nicknames that have been floating around the internet for the past few months.


Oh, and here's the picture we were talking about:

Blake

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R.I.P. UberTwitter

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INN: Lady - Yankin


Isn't this the same hoodrat that rapped over Goonette last year? How did we let her release more music after that? Damn we're fuckin' up!

Anyway, excuse me, your pussy be yankin? What does that even mean? Is it even safe? Should I wear 2 condoms? Is your basicness contagious?

This song and video are just all types of awful. I'm glad Plies was able to find his ig'nant ass female equivalent (I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote this coon ass shit), but that's terrible news for us and our ears. This song/video even surpasses a L.A.M.E. Award nomination. This shit is waaaaay worse than lame. I mean, drinking Four Lokos out of champagne glasses with bags over Flaming Hot Cheetos Fries on the table? Does is get any more basic than that? The basic bar has been risen as far as I'm concerned.

The only saving grace were the fine ass bitches in the video, but even that couldn't get me to click on play again.

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C'mon Son 21


Is it just me or did Ed Lover sound extra angry in this one?

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Blake Griffin Reviews YouTube Dunks


At this point does it even matter what Blake Griffin does tonight at the Dunk Contest? There's no way the NBA is gonna let him lose nobody how he performs. It'll be like when Justin Bieber won MVP of the All-Star Celebrity Game last night over Scottie Pippen.

I do expect him to do well, but at this point, it really makes no difference if he does or not.

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Lil Kim - Black Friday (Nicki Minaj Diss) Video


First reaction: It took damn near 3 months to make this shit?

Second reaction: Who is this person, her face looks stiff as a corpse.

Third reaction: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Look, I'm not a big Nicki Minaj fan, but Kim really needs to sit her ass down somewhere. And I'm not even gonna get into the mixtape sales/paypal shit because I just don't care enough, but Lil Kim, don't you realize you're only making her more popular? Take a seat, ma'am.

(Side note: I see this video said it's executive produced by Fendi. I been wondering where he's been since The Come Up DVDs fell off. Apparently he's been sitting and sulking at Nicki having success and leaving him in the past. Tough break nigga.)

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February 17, 2011

Chocolate Drop Invades Big Boy's Neighborhood


Three words for you nut ass rappers: Real. Rap. RAW!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/17/11

Now 37
Now That's What I Call Music 37 debuts at #1 this week with 150,800 albums sold. No word on why people are still buying these compilation albums in the age of free downloading.

Lady Gaga's new single Born This Way debuts at #1 and becomes the 1,000th #1 record in the Hot 100's 52-year history. No word on if the song is about her penis. Cee-Lo's Fuck You returns to the top 10 after his Grammy performance and jumps 9 spots 16-7. Rihanna's S&M soars 23 spots (31-8) and enters the top 10 for the first time, replacing her previous hit What's My Name featuring Drake.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Various Artists - Now 37 (1)
2. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (2)
3. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (17-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (1-4)
5. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (9-5)
6. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (4-6)
7. Eminem - Recovery (10-7)
8. Rihanna - Loud (5-8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-9)
10. Justin Bieber - My Worlds Acoustic (47-10)
  • Slaughterhouse's self-titled EP comes in at #147 with 5,100 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1)
2. Katy Perry - Firework (3-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Grenade (2-3)
4. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (1-4)
5. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (4-5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (6-6)
7. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (16-7)
8. Rihanna - S&M (31-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (19-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (10-10)
  • Jay Sean's Hit The Lights featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #18.
  • After performing it at the Grammys and releasing a film by the same title, Justin Bieber's Never Say Never flies 24 spots 49-25.
  • Adele's Rolling In The Deep rides 23 spots north 64-41.
  • Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up debuts at #48.
  • Trey Songz's Love Faces rises another 10 spots 90-80.
  • Lupe Fiasco's Words I Never Said debuts at #89.
  • Justin Bieber's Pray debuts at #91.

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February 15, 2011

The Rock Is Back!


Okay, I'm not gonna pretend like I still watch wrestling, but I'm actually kinda excited about the news that The Rock is gonna be hosting WrestleMania XXVII. I stopped watching wrestling when The Rock and Stone Cold left, but I'm definitely gonna check this out for old time's sake.

In other Dwayne Johnson news, he's on Twitter now. You can follow him @TheRock, if you can smell what The Rock is cooking!

WrestleMania XXVII is April 3rd.

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February 14, 2011

Smiley - Laid Back Video


My ninja Smiley! If you fuck with it, head over to iTunes and cop!

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February 13, 2011

Red & Yellow


Will Hatcher is back (though he's behind the camera this time) and he brought a white friend along. That young man you see ripping this Wiz Khalifa parody is Adam Ivy, and you can check him out at AdamIvy.com.

I'll leave you with Will thanking McDonald's this Black History Month for all their contribution to the community.


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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Happy Valentine's Day From Suelyn

Suelyn
I'm gonna be at work all tomorrow and enjoying Heat-Celtics, Lakers-Magic, and the Grammy's today so I figured I'd just go ahead and drop this now. Enjoy the gorgeous Suelyn Medeiros.

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Bad Rabbits Cover Human Nature


Human Nature has got to be in the top 5 greatest songs to hear played by a live band. It's just a great song in general, but the Bad Rabbits do it up nicely. Fiyah Muzik.

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Disco Rick Explains Rick Ross Spending $1 Million At K.O.D. To Dan LeBatard

Disco Rick
Remember when Rick Ross and Diddy spent $1 million at King Of Diamonds for his birthday party 2 weeks ago? Well co-owner of K.O.D., Disco Rick, called into the Dan LeBatard Show the other day to explain how it all went down. You may find it informative, I found it hilarious. Either way, enjoy.

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February 10, 2011

Facial Served By Larriques Cunningham Of Lee University


This is just nasty, and no I'm not talking about Larriques Cunningham's first name. It's definitely NOT better, but this dunk reminded me A LOT of Vince Carter's infamous disrespect of Frederick Weis in the 2000 Olympics.

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Catching Up With The Twerk


I haven't posted anything by the Twerk Team in awhile, so let the twerking begiiiiiiinnnn!


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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/10/11

Pink Friday
After 11 weeks in stores, Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday finally crosses the 1 million sold mark and also hits #1 for the first time. Pink Friday only sold 45,300, so it's #1 by default, but you can't fault Nicki for that. What is amazing though is that Nicki reached the 1 million sold mark before Kanye West did, despite Yeezy's 100,000-plus head start in first week sales. Kanye will have to wait until next week to sell the 1,000,000th copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Remember last week when I said it would be interesting to see what Wiz Khalifa's Black & Yellow did if the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Well as it turns out, it didn't matter because the Packers won and Black & Yellow still rose to #1. And obviously this is Wiz's first #1 record. In other top 10 news, Dr. Dre's I Need A Doctor featuring Eminem and Skylar Green explodes onto the Hot 100, debuting at #5. Should we really start looking out for Detox? I'll believe it when it's in stores.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (3-1)
2. Red - Until We Have Faces (2)
3. Ricky Martin - Musica + Alma + Sexo (3)
4. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (5-4)
5. Rihanna - Loud (13-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 19 (9-6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (7-8)
9. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (11-9)
10. Eminem - Recovery (16-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (4-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Grenade (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - Firework (3-3)
4. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (2-4)
5. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (5-6)
7. Far*East Movement - Rocketeer (9-7)
8. Rihanna - What's My Name (6-8)
9. Pitbull - Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (7-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (8-10)

  • Chris Brown's Look At Me Now featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes debuts at #11.
  • Rihanna's S&M flies 35 spots 66-31 due to the controversy surrounding its over-the-top video.
  • Ke$ha's Blow soars 30 spots 96-66 in its 3rd week.
  • The Lonely Island's The Creep with Nicki Minaj debuts at #82 a couple weeks after debuting on SNL
  • Trey Songz's Love Faces rises 10 spots 100-90.

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February 07, 2011

Lowkey Riez - Facedown (Prod. by Cardo)

Facedown
Posting these other niggas shit is getting people's whole website shut down, so I'll just post some hot shit from somebody I know. Besides, fucking Stacy Dash is on the artwork! How could I resist? Lets do this:


The first time I heard this song I thought "Fuck, that intro was long as shit." Now I hear it and I feel like it could've been even longer. This is a nice, smooth cut that could quite possibly get you some pussy if played in the right setting. It's like a Plies record minus the extra ignorant, off beat lyrics and too loud vocals. Yeah, pretty much every element but that whole Plies thing that always seems to ruins his girl songs.

Well regardless, I know it's getting Riez some pussy, and at the end of the day, what more could I guy ask for? Exactly. Good job playa!

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