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Showing posts with label Kreayshawn. Show all posts
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September 27, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 9/27/12

P!nk's The Truth About Love is the new #1 album in the country with a hefty 280,000 albums sold. Shockingly enough, this is her first #1 album, though it's not the first time she's sold over 200,000 records in the first week. Coming in at #2 is Kanye West's G.O.O.D. Music album Cruel Summer, with 205,000 copies sold. Normally I wouldn't mention this, but Carly Rae Jepsen's album Kiss finally came out and it starts at #6 with 46,000 copies sold. While that would be a lot for some (see Kreayshawn below), it doesn't seem like much for the woman with the biggest single of 2012, Call Me Maybe. The scent of one-hit wonder is getting stronger.

Only one major change in the top 10 this week, and that Psy's megahit Gangnam Style flying 9 more spots (11-2) and being on the verge of being the #1 song in America next week. Whoa, crazy, crazy! (Shout out to the 06010 and Fantasy Focus Football Podcast.)

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January 02, 2012

FiyahMuZik.com's Top & Bottom 10's Of 2011

Top 10 Albums Of 2011
1. The Game - The R.E.D. Album
I love Jay-Z and I love Kanye, but I'm not gonna even sit here and front like The R.E.D. Album wasn't the illest album released last year.

2. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't love it after the first listen, but clearly I was tripping because this shit is GREAT! And it produced one of the best all around songs of the year in Niggas In Paris. What more could you ask for?

3. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel
I never looked at Hell: The Sequel as an EP because it was easily better than 95% of LPs released in 2011. Eminem and Royce together is just unfair.


4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition
It took forever to come out, but I couldn't be happier with the final product. Yeah, it has way too many features, but TM103 is jammin' like hell.

5. Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
I can't say enough about what Kendrick Lamar brings to the tables lyrically, dude is just fucking ill.

6. Drake - Take Care
You can say Drake is soft all you want, but you're lying to yourself if you say Take Care is a good fucking album.

7. Childish Gambino - Camp
I started to not give Donald Glover a chance solely based on his terrible, terrible rap name, but this Camp album is impressive. He was trying too hard to sound like Kanye and Eminem on a few tracks, but the overall product was dope.

8. Snoop Dogg - Doggumentary
Don't sleep on Snoop because this is his 64th album, Doggumentary is a good as shit. A few fillers, but mostly dope ass music.

9. Wale - Ambition
There's still something about Wale's flow that I don't love, but Ambition is like 1000x better than Attention Deficit.

10. Styles P - Master Of Ceremony
SP is definitely on the top of his game on Master Of Ceremony.

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December 23, 2011

David Banner Destroys Bloggers & That Bum Ass White Ho


Damn, tell 'em why you mad son! This is all real though.

October 29, 2011

Gangsta Boo Doesn't Like Kreayshawn... & No One Cares


1) Gangsta Boo is still alive?
2) When did we start caring about what Gangsta Boo thought?
3) Why do we keep talking about Kreayshawn?
4) Why can't we just let Kreayshawn die off like nature intended?
5) Seriously, Gangsta Boo is still alive?

September 01, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 9/1/11

The Game's R.E.D. Album takes over the #1 spot on the Billboard 200 by narrowly beating out Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch The Throne with 97,528 albums sold. Watch The Throne sold 94,227 albums and slipped to #2. Also, debuting at #8, and bringing the beef to The Game is Muppets: The Green Album. (Damn I wish they spelled it G.R.E.E.N.!)

We have a new #1 on the Hot 100 as well this week as Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger featuring Christina Aguilera leaps 3 spaces from #4. Last week's #1, Katy Perry's Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.), slides to #5. Entering the top 10 at #10 is the Gym Class Heroes' Stereo Hearts featuring Adam Levine.

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August 04, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 8/4/11

Kelly Rowland's Here I Am debuts at #3 with 77,100 albums sold. Pretty decent for Kelly Rowland. Amy Winehouse's Back To Black doesn't top the charts this week like I guessed, but it did rise 5 spots to #4 with 53,700 albums sold in the past week. Still not sure how it's not a cataloged album, but whatever. Rejoining the top 10 at #10 is Bad Meets Evil's Hell: The Sequel with 26,000 more albums sold.

Not too much going on on the Hot 100, Britney Spears' Go does crack the top 10 at #9.

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July 22, 2011

The Game - Uncle Otis (Everyone Diss)

The Game
I guess The Game got his confidence up now that he finally got a release date for The R.E.D. Album because he's dissing half the rap game. Jay-Z, Diddy, Rick Ross, Big Sean, Kreayshawn, Tyler The Creator, Frank Ocean, Wiz Khalifa, Mark Anthony, and a few others all catch disses, but go ahead and take a listen for yourself.


Do you smell that? What is that? Oh, wait, I think I know... no, I know I know that smell! That's... that's... DESPERATION!

Yo, Game GOTTA get all the way the fizzuck out of here with this bullshit, and that's coming a true fan of his. I understand his records aren't getting much spin these days and he wants to get hot again, but this ain't the way to do it. Especially when he JUST told Chris Brown to focus on himself and that "BEEF aint gettin n!ggas nowhere these days" after Chris Twitter beefed with Odd Future (and that's not to mention that came right after he told "the homie" Tyler and Frank Ocean "don't fuck it up by beefin'" and to "FOCUS niggas FOCUS"). I know the nigga is bi-polar, but damn!

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