BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 30, 2012

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Sofia Vergara

I'm just so happy right now.

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Amare Stoudemire Cuts Hand Punching Fire Extinguisher Glass

I just don't know what to say. It's gotta be the braids, they're just too tight. In actuality, Amare probably should be punching whoever put them in his damn head instead of fire extinguishers, but that's just my opinion. Amare should also consider punching himself and his teammates for not tanking for the 8th seed so they could've played Chicago instead of Miami. Philly probably can't beat Chicago without Derrick Rose, but I'm sure New York can.

Whatever, let's just get into the Tweet Of The Night courtesy of J.A. Adane:

And if you were curious as to what the link lead to, here it is. So disrespectful lol.

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Brooklyn Nets Unveil Logos

The Brooklyn Nets won't have a good team next season, but at least they'll finally have a cool logo and color scheme again. At first, I was indifferent about the black and white, but now that I've seen some of the apparel, I must say he looks pretty dope.

Check out Jay-Z and Brook Lopez in their Brooklyn Nets swag:


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Rajon Rondo Suspended For Game 2

Well, it wasn't the Metta World Elbow or LeBron Flop (still hilarious by the way), but I did enjoy the Rondo Chest Bump to referee Marc Davis' back. That wasn't gay at all.

If I'm Boston, I'm not too concerned with this suspension. Yeah, it's probably gonna suck playing without your floor general on an already thin team, but I can't stop thinking about 2010 when Kevin Garnett was suspended for Game 2 for elbowing Quentin Richardson and the Celtics won by 29. They can win without Rondo, the Hawks really aren't that good.

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April 29, 2012

Hot Pod Ep. 7 & 8

Aight, first we have Hot Pod 7, which I never posted last week for some reason.


And now, of course, this week's episode, Hot Pod 8.

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President Barack Obama & Jimmy Kimmel At The White House Correspondents' Dinner


Awesome job by the president and whomever wrote his jokes.


Jimmy did a good job as well. Personally, I still can't believe they let him do This Week In Censorship to begin his set.

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Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 5



Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 4
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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April 28, 2012

Twerknosis

Wow, that was extremely enjoyable! They should wear these outfits every week, they're that awesome.

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The Filtered Network

Classic shit! And since we're on funny fake movie trailers, enjoy the uncensored version of "The Lucky One" with Zac Efron.

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Derrick Rose Tears ACL, Done For Playoffs

Damn, how much dick does this news suck?? I know I'm a Heat fan, but this bad for the league as a whole because and totally shifts the competitive balance in the East. Also, with this injury happening so late, you've got to wonder if Rose will even be ready for the start of next season. This is just bad news all the way around.

Even with this injury, I still don't think my Heat are just going to breeze through to the Finals. If we can finish off the Knicks (don't think they're gonna shoot 36% from the field with Carmelo going 3-15 for 11 and Amare going 2-7 for 9 every game), we still have to beat a tough young Pacers team, and a Celtics team that isn't one bit afraid of us. Yes, that's a little lighter than having to play the Bulls, but still no easy feat.

Now, a quick message for people blaming Tom Thibodeau for Rose's injury: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Yeah, the Bulls were up 12 with 1:10 left to play, but that doesn't mean you can just take your foot off the gas. Unless you have a ridiculous lead like the Heat today, there's no reason to pull your starters. A few buckets by the Sixers and a few turnovers by the Bulls bench and the lead could've been manageable real quick. That fact that people would even think to blame Thibs is just another reminder of how many people don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to sports.

The last thing I wanted to talk about is the Olympics. With this injury to Rose, and Dwight Howard's back surgery, Team USA is all of a sudden down 2 starters. One more major injury and we could really be in trouble.

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April 27, 2012

2012 NBA Playoff Predictions: Round 1

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Thoughts: I don't know what's going on with Derrick Rose and his assortment of injuries, but the Bulls shouldn't need him to knock out the Sixers.

X-Factor: Evan Turner. He said he liked this match-up the other day, and if he plays like it, the Sixers just might be able to pull off the upset (if Derrick Rose dies).

Prediction: Bulls win in 5.

Thoughts: From the first day I uttered that I didn't want to play the Knicks in the first round, I should've known this match-up was coming. My bad luck is real.

Look, there's no excuse for the Heat to not win this series, but this match-up is the worse case scenario for any of the higher seeds.

X-Factor: Amare Stoudemire's braids. Hopefully Charlamagne Tha God is right when he says people with cornrows don't prosper. (No seriously, my x-factor is Chris Bosh. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade will be fine, but I don't know about Bosh and his sore hammy. Thank goodness we might not have to see Tyson Chandler in Game 1 (who are we kidding, there's zero chance he doesn't play tomorrow), but we need Bosh to play big to win.)

Prediction: Heat win in 6.

Thoughts: The Magic don't stand a chance.

X-Factor: The Pacers' focus. There's no reason the Pacers shouldn't sweep the Dwight-less Magic. The only way the Magic can even win one game is if the Pacers happen to overlook them and lose focus after going up 2-0 headed to Orlando.

Prediction: Pacers win in 5.

Thoughts: I'm still totally confused about the seeding in this series. The Hawks had a better records, but the Celtics are the higher seed, but the Hawks have home court advantage. I'm confused.

X-Factor: Avery Bradley. If Bradley can lock down Joe Johnson, the Hawks don't stand a chance.

Prediction: Celtics win in 6.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Thoughts: There will be no first round exit for the Spurs this year. I totally expect the Spurs to send a message to the rest of the West by destroying the Jazz.

X-Factor: The Jazz's big men. If the Jazz can stop themselves from being dominated down low, they could win one or more. Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap need to pull off their best Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph impressions if they Jazz don't want to get embarrassed.

Prediction: Spurs win in 4.

Thoughts: Western Conference Finals last year, first round match-up this year, how crazy is that?

X-Factor: Vince Carter. Vince is gonna have to play like old Vince if the Mavs even want to steal one game.

Prediction: Thunder win in 5

Thoughts: The young Nuggets are good, but the Lakers are better. As long as Kobe is healthy, I don't see how the Lakers lose. It's not like they're gonna miss Metta World Peace's 7.7 points a game on 39% shooting.

X-Factor: Kenneth Faried. If he dominates Pau Gasol, who knows.

Prediction: Lakers win in 6.

(5) Los Angeles Clippers @ (4) Memphis Grizzlies
Thoughts: At the end of the day, the Grizzlies are too tough on defense for the Clippers, who rely far too much on Chris Paul late in games.

X-Factor: Chris Paul's groin. He says he's going to play, but if he's not actually healthy, this series could be over quick.

Prediction: Grizzlies win in 6.

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April 26, 2012

A Few Thoughts On The NFL Draft

We stole Morris Claiborne!!!! I am SO fucking excited about this pick! I still can't believe it! Thank you St. Louis!!

Okay, I'll stop typing now before I jinx Mo into a season ending injury.

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Nas - Daughters + The Don

Nas' new album Life Is Good has a new release date of July 17th and he drops off a new joint today called Daughters. You can check Nas out talking about his new song here.


Also, for some reason I never posted The Don, so I wanted to get that up here on FiyahMuZik.com.





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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/26/12


Lionel Richie's Tuskegee remains #1 for a 2nd week. What is this, 1986?? Believe it or not, 41,000 people bought Garbage Ass Future's (his new name) shitty album Pluto and it debuts at #8. I know that's still not a whole lot, but nobody should be buying that trash.

Gotye's Somebody That I Used to Know also remains at #1 for another week, while Maroon 5's Payphone featuring Wiz Khalifa debuts at #3.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (1-1)
2. Jason Mraz - Love Is a Four Letter Word (2)
3. Adele - 21 (2-3)
4. Train - California 37 (4)
5. One Direction - Up All Night (5-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (3-6)
7. Gotye - Making Mirrors (7-7)
8. Future - Pluto (8)
9. Bonnie Raitt - Slipstream (6-9)
10. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (13-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (1-1)
2. fun. - We Are Young (2-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Payphone (3)
4. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (5-4)
5. The Wanted - Glad You Came (3-5)
6. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (6-6)
7. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (8-7)
8. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (4-8)
9. Nicki Minaj - Starships (7-9)
10. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (9-10)
  • Mac Miller's Loud debuts at #53.
  • Rick Ross' Stay Schemin featuring Drake and French Montana debuts at #58. I'm surprised this took so long to crack the Hot 100.
  • Pitbull's Back In Time off the "Men In Black 3" soundtrack jumps 18 spots 83-65.
  • Chris Brown's Sweet Love debuts at #89.
  • John Legend's Tonight (Best You Ever Had) with Ludacris debuts at #97.
  • Garbage Ass Future's Same Damn Time debuts at #100.

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Kevin Durant Bangs On JaVale McGee

Goodness! i can't fucking wait for the playoffs to start!

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April 25, 2012

Calvin Johnson Covers Madden 13

Good! That's what he gets for what he and his team did to my Cowboys last season.

Oh, and sorry about your season-ending injury in advance, Cal.

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Romany Malco Spits For Sway


The College Boyz haven't been in the game since '94, but Romany Malco is still better than a good 60-70% of rappers doing it today. Sad.

Anyway, click here to learn more about Romany's life after rap and how he made $30,000 a month selling "dick products."

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April 24, 2012

Metta World Peace Suspended 7 Games For Elbow

I had a lot of options when it came to choosing a picture for this post, but I couldn't resist a botched high five/fist bump.

Anyway, yep, your boy David Stern finally made a decision, and it was to suspend Metta World War Peace 7 games for giving James Harden the People's Elbow. I'm sure his 7.7 points a game on 39% shooting from the field will be missed.

Two quick things before I go: 1) Those crazy Taiwanese animators made a drugged out recreation of this story, and 2) why is James Harden getting a free pass here? I can't be the only one thinking he kinda deserved to get knocked upside the head for his super douchey hair style choice. We don't need any niggas in 2012 still walking around with mohawk. I say good job, Metta.

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Kanye West - Way Too Cold


Dope as fuck!

Of course this isn't the official video for Theraflu Way Too Cold, but if I was Kanye, I'd seriously consider letting it ride like it is, like he and C.R.S. did when va$htie did a similar video with Us Placers in '07.

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April 23, 2012

Slaughterhouse - Hammer Dance Video

Dope video... well, besides the Victor Cruz cameo at the end. Fuck the Giants.

Anyway, I meant to post the new Joe Budden track Going Thru The Motions last week, but just never got around to it. My bad. Check it out.

 
Mood Muzik: The Box Set drops May 15th, you can pre-order it here.

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Jadakiss - Paper Tags (feat. Wale, Styles P & French Montana)

Jadakiss first announced his new mixtape Consignment late last month and now we're getting our first offering from it. It won't be the last because the "Gansta Grillz" 'tape will be dropping this Friday April 27th.


Hard body, as to be expected. I'm assuming this record is old (a Rick Ross throwaway maybe?) because French Montana says, "Double-M-G, we got the streets locked," on the hook, and obviously he decided to sign with Bad Boy. Whatever, I just can't wait for this 'tape!

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Julian Smith - Buffering

This is so so so so so fucking great! And dude actually has a damn good singing voice. I totally expect this to be over million views by the end of the week.

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Alfonso Ribeiro Leads Flash Mob


Even though they found a way to work a couple shitty LMFAO songs in there (like everybody and thing seems to do these days), this was still cool as shit. I especially loved Chubby Black Lady Embarrassingly Dancing In The Wrong Direction off to the left, Weird Green Wig Lady behind Alfonso (Somehow the wig ended up on the ground seconds later so let's just agree that someone knocked it off her head), Way Too Much Forehead Lady With Shades in the front, Don't Worry, I'll Just Hold My Baby Lady to the far left, and of course Chest Bump Bros all the way up front. Good times.

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April 20, 2012

It's 4/20!

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April 19, 2012

Dwight Howard Done For Season

I know Dwight put up 21 points and 15 boards this year, but other than that his entire season has been a complete and utter fail. Threatening to leave Orlando, somehow getting punked into opting in for another year, trying to get his coach fired, and finally a back injury that will keep him out of both the playoffs and summer Olympics. Fails on fails on fails.

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The Green Room



I know tomorrow is 4/20, but I promise this isn't a show about weed. It's actually a little mini series about being backstage in the green room of a comedy club and is directed by Will Hatcher. I hope you guys enjoy these as much as I did.

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Both Sides Of The Ball With Snoop Dogg


I just felt like posting some comedy shit, but trust this won't be the last for the day.

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Cipha Sounds & Rosenberg Confront Prodigy About Mobb Deep Rumors


You know what's funny? I actually believe the rumors more after watching this interview with Prodigy. Now while I don't think the Mobb Deep beef is real, I do believe it was a publicity stunt.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/19/12

In a shocker, Lionel Richie's Tuskegee is the new #1 album in the country, 3 weeks after its release, with 129,000 sold. Debuting at #4 is Monica's New Life with 69,500 sold. Down at #10 is newcomer Hoodie Allen and his debut EP All American with 28,000 sold. That's insane!

We also have a new #1 on the Hot 100 as Gotye's Somebody That I Used To Know overtakes fun.'s We Are Young.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (4-1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (2-3)
4. Monica - New Life (4)
5. One Direction - Up All Night (5-5)
6. Bonnie Raitt - Slipstream (6)
7. Gotye - Making Mirrors (15-7)
8. Alabama Shakes - Boys & Girls (16-8)
9. Rascal Flatts - Changed (3-9)
10. Hoodie Allen - All American (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (2-1)
2. fun. - We Are Young (1-2)
3. The Wanted - Glad You Came (3-3)
4. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (4-4)
5. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (5-5)
6. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-6)
7. Nicki Minaj - Starships (6-7)
8. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (10-8)
9. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (8-9)
10. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (9-10)
  • G.O.O.D. Music's Mercy with Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T, and 2 Chainz jumps 17 spots 38-21.
  • Nicki Minaj's Beez In The Trap featuring 2 Chainz hops 15 spots 78-63.
  • Drake's HYFR featuring Lil Wayne flies 14 spots 91-77.
  • Jennifer Hudson and Ne-Yo's Think Like A Man (I'll let you guess what soundtrack it appears on) featuring Rick Ross debuts at #90.

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April 18, 2012

Hoodie Allen: White Drake?


It's funny that I just so happened to check out Hoodie Allen for the first time yesterday, then today when I was preparing for the Thursday Billboard Update tomorrow, I saw that his EP All American debuted at #10 with 28,000 copies sold. Not bad at all for a relatively unknown artist.

Anyway, on this song in particular, Hoodie reminds me a lot of a white version of Drake. Yeah, he sings on it at certain points, but the connection is more because of his flow than the singing.

So what do you think, are you fucking with Hoodie Allen or not? If you are, you can check out more of his music videos on his accidentally pro-Trayvon Martin YouTube channel.

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Pat Summit Steps Aside As Coach

My heart goes out to the all-time most winningest in sports history and her family, Dementia is a scary thing. Hopefully the fact that they caught it early on helps her in her battle.

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The Steelers Get More Shitty Throwbacks

Sigh. NFL teams, how much longer are we gonna keep this "Let's find the ugliest possible uniforms in our teams' history and remind everyone of just how ugly they were by making our players wear them" bullshit?? I mean, seriously, these uniforms are wack as fuck! They don't even match! How are the Steelers supposed to function dressed like Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons? This is the worse idea the Steelers have had since Steely McBeam. I just don't get the logic.

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April 17, 2012

The NFL Releases The 2012 Schedule

My first thought when looking at the 2012 NFL schedule is HOW IN THE FUCK DID THE PATRIOTS GET THE EASIEST SCHEDULE?! It's like the league is rewarding them for choking in the Super Bowl. It's hard to not think that, especially considering the fact that the Giants just so happened to end up with the hardest schedule. That's crazy.

You know something else that's crazy? The 15-1 Packers have the 2nd easiest schedule! I know these schedules are put together by a pretty simple formula, but it just seems odd that the best team in the league last year ended up with one of the easiest schedule this year. This totally opens the door for 2 teams going 16-0 next season.

Another thing I noticed was that the Curse of Tebow has already started to kick in because the Broncos have a totally brutal schedule. Six of their first 8 games are against playoff teams last season (Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Houston, New England, New Orleans and Cincinnati)! John Elway and 'nem are about to pay for what they did to Tim Tebow in a major way.

Lastly, I was going to bitch about the Cowboys' schedule, but after further review, I'm fine with it. Yeah, it sucks that 6 of our first 9 games are on the road (including 3 separate sets of back-to-back road games), but that also means 5 of our last 7 games will be at home. We're going to need that shit too because that December stretch of Philly, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, and Washington is just cruel. It also sucks that we have an early bye for the 4th straight year, but fuck it.

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This Week In Flops 4/17/12

Did you know the pathetic excuse for a rapper that calls himself Future had an album that dropped today? Well he did and now it's time to guess what his first week numbers will be. I'm going with 10-30k. I can't think of one reason any human would want this garbage, but I'm sure there's enough fools out there for him to shift at least 10,000 first week.

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April 16, 2012

2Pac Rises & Performs At Coachella!


Last week Kendrick Lamar spoke with the L.A. Leakers about how amazing Dr. Dre's performance at Coachella was going to be, and after seeing this clip, I feel confident saying he wasn't lying. This 2Pac hologram shit was abso-fucking-lutely incredible! There's no amount of words to express how much cooler Hologram Pac is than Hologram will.i.am. I can't give it up enough to Dre and Snoop for putting this together. This is definitely going down in Hip-Hop history as one of the greatest moments ever.

The only thing that sucks about this (well, besides the renewal of retarded "2Pac is alive and/or coming back" theories) is the fact that even Pac came back before Detox was out.

(Side note: I think it's about time we start trying to shame Dr. Dre into releasing Detox. Maybe we should have the definition of the word "detox" changed to "myth" or start a "Fuck Detox" campaign. Something to get his damn attention.)

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April 14, 2012

Dwight Howard Has A Herniated Disk

Uh-oh, Dwight Howard has a herniated disk in his lower back and there's no timetable for his return! It's being reported that Dwight will rest the back and get treatment for the next 2 weeks (which means he'll miss the remainder of the regular season), but in all likelihood, he's going to need a lot more time than that to recover. The Magic are in more trouble than if their star player got caught trying to get their head coach fired. Wait, that actually happened? Oh. Awkward.

The Magic are 1-4 without Dwight this season (which includes losses to the Pistons and Wizards) and have 7 games remaining, so as a Heat fan I have to ask myself if I should be rooting for the Magic to fall to the 7th seed in the playoffs? Right now, the Knicks are 3 games behind them and I would rather play the Magic with an iffy Dwight rather than 'Melo.

I don't know, but just know that if you see the Heat giving minimal effort again tomorrow versus the Knicks, it's likely they were asking themselves the same thing when they heard about this untimely injury.

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Hey Arnold!: The Movie


Wow, this is incredible! I've gotta get my views up so I can get in on one of these Dr. CoolSex trailers.

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April 13, 2012

Hot Pod Ep. 6: Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Edition

No Tye this week, so it's a Fiyah's Show of Disrespect-esque solo show. Check it out for the Top 10 Things I Don't Need When Getting Head alone!


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Plies - We Are Trayvon


I didn't agree with Plies doing this song at first, but it's actually in the top 2 of Plies songs (#1 still being Heard Of Me). There were plenty of comical things in the video (Skittle chalk outline, the awkward thumbs up shared by the cop and Trayvon-esque boy, Plies releasing a dove, etc.), but it's the thought that counts. Big ups to Plies for this.

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April 12, 2012

J. Cole - Sideline Story Video

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/12/12

Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (which I finally found out was a new album and not a re-release) debuts at #1 with 253,000 sold. I thought she would sell more, but oh well. Madonna's MDNA, which sold 359,400 copies last week, falls to #8 with 48,000 sold, down 86.7%. That's the greatest 2nd-week sales decline for a #1 album since SoundScan began tracking sells in 1991. Debuting at #9 is Marvin Sapp's I Win with 37,000 sold.

Fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae remains at #1 for a 6th week.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (2)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Rascal Flatts - Changed (3)
4. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (2-4)
5. One Direction - Up All Night (6-5)
6. Monsters & Men - My Head Is An Animal (6)
7. Various Artists - The Hunger Games (5-7)
8. Madonna - MDNA (1-8)
9. Marvin Sapp - I Win (9)
10. Shinedown - Amaryllis (4-10)
  • Obie Trice's Bottoms Up debuts at #130 with 4,400 sold. That sucks dick, I'm gonna go buy a copy this weekend.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. fun. - We Are Young (1-1)
2. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (3-2)
3. The Wanted - Glad You Came (4-3)
4. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (9-4)
5. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (2-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (6-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-7)
8. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (5-8)
9. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (8-9)
10. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (10-10)
  • Adele's Rumour Has It jumps 12 spots 35-23.
  • Jennifer Lopez's Dance Again featuring Pitbull debuts at #27.
  • G.O.O.D. Music's Mercy debuts at #38.
  • Nicki Minaj's Right By My Side featuring Chris Brown debuts at #51.
  • DJ Khaled's Take It To The Head with Chris Brown, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, and Lil Wayne debuts at #63.
  • Nicki Minaj's Beez In The Trap featuring 2 Chainz debuts at #78, while Va Va Voom debuts at #79.
  • T.I.'s Love This Life debuts at #81.
  • Fat Joe's Another Round debuts at #83.
  • K'Naan's Is Anybody Out There? with Nelly Furtado (whoa, where has she been??) debuts at #99.

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Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 4


Do you see why people don't like cops? Such douches.

Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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April 11, 2012

Mary J. Blige's Unaired Burger King Commercials


*Scraps all Mary J. Blige/crispy chicken wrap video ideas.*

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Jadakiss Gives Details On Wu-Block Album


Sounds good to me, but just one question: How don't the fine folks at AllHipHop.com know Jadakiss' name is one word?

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David Banner: We Have Given Our Culture Away


Fuck! Why can't I be as smart as David Banner? This shit is so fucking real!

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Music Is Powerful

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Sweet Brown Has No Time For Bronchitis


First off, I'm gonna go ahead and set the over/under on calls made to Sweet Brown by Tosh.0 staffers at 250. Second, this quite possibly may be the funniest thing I've seen so far in 2012! I actually posted this yesterday on Facebook, but I can't stop watching it and showing it to people. I love me some Sweet Brown!

(Side note: How is the guy who posted this video already partnered with only 340 subscribers?? And that's 340 subscribers right now after 515,000 views of this Sweet Brown video (roughly 80% of his total video views), there's no telling how many he had before. Screw it, I'm gonna go re-apply!)

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Nicktoons In Paris


I was surfing YouTube (as I often do) and came across this gem about Nicktoons by Andre the Black Nerd. A few thoughts:

1. Alisa Reyes is still fine.
2. This is classic.
3. I feel 10% less cool and 20% more nerdy for totally understanding every last reference in this song.

That is all.

Oh, and did I mention Alisa Reyes is still fine? Oh, I did? Okay, just making sure.

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April 10, 2012

Kanye Appears On 106 & Park, His Voice Doesn't

           
To be fair to Kanye, they didn't even ask him any questions. This was the single worse use of Kanye since 808s & Heartbreak.

(Side note: 2 Chainz looks awfully Whoopi Goldberg-ish here doesn't he? Oh, and you know that chain is going on Lamest Chain, right? Okay, just making sure.)

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Mobb Deep Denies Twitter Beef, Break Up

Twitter was in a mini uproar yesterday morning when Havoc's Twitter account unleashed some unholy slander aimed at Prodigy. Havoc's account has since been deleted and he released a statement saying he lost his phone. Check it out:

"Just getting back into NY after my Easter weekend with family and friends in Jersey. I left my phone at a gas station yesterday evening while on my way to Jersey after a glorious Knick's game. To all Mobb Deep fans: it's business as usual! It's Mobb Deep all day!!! My twitter account @THEREALHAVOC will be down until further notice. The only other real account is @PRODIGYMOBBDEEP. Ignore the rest. One!"

Welp, I guess that's that.

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Ozzie Guillen Apologizes, Suspended 5 Games

Usually, I would say they're just words and it's no big deal, but Ozzie Guillen's comment on Fidel Castro were idiotic for the simple fact that the team he manages just built a new stadium in Little Havana and are depending on Cubans to fill it up. I'm not going to get into black comparisons to this, but you just can't do what Ozzie did. Not here.

Now, do I think Guillen should be fired? No. At the end of the day, we still live in America, not Cuba, and we can say whatever the hell we want, no matter how stupid. But I definitely agree with the suspension just for the fact that he pissed off his team's target for its core fan base. Unacceptable.

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Mavs Part Ways With Lamar Odom

Its been reported that Lamar Odom once said he only wanted to play for teams in cities with beaches, and he certainly played like it in Dallas. It's not like the Mavs were poised to repeat after blatantly clearing space to sign Deron Williams this summer, but you've got to be playing awfully shitty for a team to essentially say, "Thanks, but no thanks, just go home."

Unfortunately for beach teams like Miami, L.A. and L.A., this does not mean he's a free agent, so he can't sign with a new team he'd rather play for. Oh well, at least it will serve as an interesting plot twists on the next season of whatever Kardashian show it is that he stars in.

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April 08, 2012

Hot Pod Ep. 5


Alright, it's time for some more Hot Pod! Enjoy!

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Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3


If you paid attention to the end of the video closely, you'll see that it appears the new Slaughterhouse album has been pushed back to June 12th (I'm assuming that means we aren't getting that Joe Budden solo album on June 27th after all). It's all good though, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait... unlike Nicki Minaj's new album.

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Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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Drake - HYFR & Take Care Videos


I don't know if Drake really recommitted to Judaism or not, but this was a dope concept for a video. (Much better than the bullshit you're about to see below.)

I still don't know what to say about this nigga Lil Wayne, so I'll let my man Kain Carter handle that.


What the fuck?

No, seriously, what the fuck? I really had no idea what was going on or why it was going on besides to make us feel like Drake and Rihanna are really artsy and cool. I feel far more confused than impressed, but I still like the song.

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Ted Trailer


Wow, it seems so weird to see a trailer for a movie that is an original concept. I almost don't know how to react, but you can bet your buns (ladies only) I'll be checking out "Ted" when it hits theaters July 13th.

If you want some more Ted, also check out the red band trailer (that got flagged for some reason...maybe Ted sucking off the candy bar? Who knows).

...Oh, and no, the fact that Seth MacFarlane is using Peter Griffin's voice as Ted doesn't bother me in the least bit.

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Kevin Durant Dunks On Roy Hibbert


Figured I'd pass this along because I'm sure a lot of you missed it Friday night. Nasty!

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April 06, 2012

G.O.O.D. Music - Mercy (feat. Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz)

Okay, it's finally here, the first single off the G.O.O.D. Music album. Enjoy!


This shit is pretty tough, but there's a couple thing I just don't get about it:

1. What's with the intense, creepy techno beat that came in when Kanye spit? I don't mind it as much now that I've heard it a few times, but it doesn't make it any less weird.

2. Why is 2 Chainz featured on the track? I know he's one of the "hottest" rappers out, but isn't this supposed to be a G.O.O.D. Music project? There's nothing longer enough rappers on the label to fill up 4 slots? Where was CyHi?

Other than that (and Big Sean's super corny verse), I think this record is dope. Not as dope as Theraflu, but dope nonetheless. Big Sea

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Chicago vs. Chicago: Round 1

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Satan & Jesus Discuss Peyton Manning


I wish I would've known this existed back when that whole Manning/Broncos/Tebow/Jets thing was going down, but oh well, this shit is still hilarious. My favorite part is when they mention Mark Sanchez and bust out laughing lol.

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April 05, 2012

Beanie Sigel & Scarface Announce Joint Project


YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stan Van Gundy Finds Out Dwight Howard Asked For Him To Be FIRED!

WHAT?! Not Mr. Loyalty, Dwight Howard, he would never do such a thing!


Oh.

I now can't wait to see the Magic-Knicks game tonight on TNT!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/3/12

Madonna's new album MDNA debuts at #1 by selling 359,400 copies in its first week. Coming at #2 is Lionel Richie's Tuskegee with 199,000 sold.

Fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae remains at #1 for a 5th week, but Justin Bieber's Boyfriend applies the pressure by debuting at #2.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Madonna - MDNA (1)
2. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (2)

3. Adele - 21 (2-3)
4. Shinedown - Amaryllis (4)
5. Various Artists - The Hunger Games (1-5)
6. One Direction - Up All Night (4-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (31-7)
8. The Used - Vulnerable (8)
9. Bruce Springsteen - Wrecking Ball (6-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 41 (8-10)

  • E-40's Block Brochure debuts at #44 with 9,600 sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. fun. - We Are Young (1-1)
2. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (2)
3. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (4-3)
4. The Wanted - Glad You Came (3-4)
5. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (2-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (5-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-7)
8. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (8-8)
9. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (11-9)
10. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (18-10)

  • Usher's Climax jumps 11 spots 40-29.
  • Karmin's Brokenhearted flies 19 spots 52-33.
  • Waka Flocka Flame's I Don't Really Care featuring Trey Songz debuts at #64.
  • Trey Songz's Heart Attack debuts at #65.
  • Young Jeezy's Leave You Alone featuring Ne-Yo hops 12 spots 88-76.
  • Sean Paul's She Doesn't Mind debuts at #78.
  • Pitbull's lead single for the "Men In Black III" soundtrack Back In Time debuts at #79.
  • Trey Songz's Sex Ain't Better Than Love jumps 11 spots 91-80.
  • Drake's Crew Love featuring The Weeknd jumps 12 spots 100-88 in its 2nd week.

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Kanye West Finally Gets His Ho Girl

Generally I don't do gossip stories, but after the release of Theraflu last night, I thought it would be important to mention it appears Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are now dating.

I can't fault Kanye though, Kim's ass is so amazing...even though there is footage out with another man's penis in and around her mouth.

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Blake Griffin Devastates Pau Gasol TWICE!



My God.

Pau Gasol should've been ejected and docked a game check for getting disrespected like this twice.

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April 04, 2012

DJ Khaled - Theraflu Way Too Cold (feat. Kanye West)


Mercy is still on the Friday, but Funk Flex randomly drops this new DJ Khaled joint with Kanye tonight. You're gonna wanna check this one out. Enjoy!



And the whole industry wanna fuck ya old chick.
Only nigga I got respect for is Wiz.
And I'll admit, I had fell in love with Kim,
'Round the same time she had fell in love wit' him
Well, that's cool, baby girl, do ya thing.
Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team.

SHOTS FIRED!!!!

Man o man must it suck to be Kris Humphries.

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Kendrick Lamar - The Recipe (feat. Dr. Dre)


Clearly I'm tripping because this record dropped on Monday. Forgive me.

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G.O.O.D. Music Single Drops April 6th

Remember back in October when Kanye West tweeted that G.O.O.D. Music album would be dropping this spring? Well we're finally going to see signs of life from that project as the lead single Mercy is due to drop Friday... Good Friday. Can't wait!

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The Game - Skate On (feat. Lupe Fiasco)

This is just one of a few new tracks off The Game's California Republic mixtape (which drops tomorrow) that has hit the net recently. This particular track is an oldie that was supposed to be on The R.E.D. Album (hence the reference to freeing Weezy), but didn't make the final cut for whatever reason. Enjoy!


Hard body! How many dope tracks like this didn't make The R.E.D. Album?? I'm now totally amped for this new mixtape tomorrow.

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This Week In Flops 4/3/12

I still have no idea if this is a new album or just a re-release of the first one, and honestly, I'm not really all that eager to find out. Either way, I don't see any way this shit doesn't sell a shitload of records and debuts at #1 next week. I'm guessing 350-450k.

Cool, Obie Trice is back! I'm sure this album is awesome, but sadly it won't sell many copies. I'm guessing 10-20k.

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April 03, 2012

Nike Unveils New NFL Uniforms

Fuck everybody else's uniforms, I'm just happy Nike didn't flip the Cowboys' unis into some Oregon Ducks bullshit.

For the most part, the uniforms only underwent subtle change, and the only team who actually got new uniforms was the Seattle Seahawks. You can see those bullshit uniforms below.

Then again, they're definitely not as bad as those Nickelodeon slime colored shits Seattle wore in 2009.

Anyway, here's a shot of everybody else's uniforms.


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ERB: Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley


I love this Epic Rap Battles of History!

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Diggy Says J. Cole Diss Old


When the Diggy Simmons diss track for J. Cole dropped late Saturday night, I started to go off on Diggy for the stupidity of going at Cole for his slight jab on Grew Up Fast. Good thing I didn't because as it turns out, the record was old and had nothing to do with Grew Up Fast, so Dig gets a pass and narrowly escaped a L.A.M.E. Award nomination.

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Reggie Miller Makes It To The Hall Of Fame

I took a little mini break and didn't get a chance to write about Reggie Miller making it to the Hall of Fame, so I wanted to take the time to do so now.

...Alright, I guess that's all I've got. Congrats to Reg.

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