BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

April 05, 2012

Stan Van Gundy Finds Out Dwight Howard Asked For Him To Be FIRED!

WHAT?! Not Mr. Loyalty, Dwight Howard, he would never do such a thing!


Oh.

I now can't wait to see the Magic-Knicks game tonight on TNT!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/3/12

Madonna's new album MDNA debuts at #1 by selling 359,400 copies in its first week. Coming at #2 is Lionel Richie's Tuskegee with 199,000 sold.

Fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae remains at #1 for a 5th week, but Justin Bieber's Boyfriend applies the pressure by debuting at #2.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Madonna - MDNA (1)
2. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (2)

3. Adele - 21 (2-3)
4. Shinedown - Amaryllis (4)
5. Various Artists - The Hunger Games (1-5)
6. One Direction - Up All Night (4-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (31-7)
8. The Used - Vulnerable (8)
9. Bruce Springsteen - Wrecking Ball (6-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 41 (8-10)

  • E-40's Block Brochure debuts at #44 with 9,600 sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. fun. - We Are Young (1-1)
2. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (2)
3. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (4-3)
4. The Wanted - Glad You Came (3-4)
5. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (2-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (5-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-7)
8. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (8-8)
9. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (11-9)
10. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (18-10)

  • Usher's Climax jumps 11 spots 40-29.
  • Karmin's Brokenhearted flies 19 spots 52-33.
  • Waka Flocka Flame's I Don't Really Care featuring Trey Songz debuts at #64.
  • Trey Songz's Heart Attack debuts at #65.
  • Young Jeezy's Leave You Alone featuring Ne-Yo hops 12 spots 88-76.
  • Sean Paul's She Doesn't Mind debuts at #78.
  • Pitbull's lead single for the "Men In Black III" soundtrack Back In Time debuts at #79.
  • Trey Songz's Sex Ain't Better Than Love jumps 11 spots 91-80.
  • Drake's Crew Love featuring The Weeknd jumps 12 spots 100-88 in its 2nd week.

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Kanye West Finally Gets His Ho Girl

Generally I don't do gossip stories, but after the release of Theraflu last night, I thought it would be important to mention it appears Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are now dating.

I can't fault Kanye though, Kim's ass is so amazing...even though there is footage out with another man's penis in and around her mouth.

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Blake Griffin Devastates Pau Gasol TWICE!



My God.

Pau Gasol should've been ejected and docked a game check for getting disrespected like this twice.

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April 04, 2012

DJ Khaled - Theraflu Way Too Cold (feat. Kanye West)


Mercy is still on the Friday, but Funk Flex randomly drops this new DJ Khaled joint with Kanye tonight. You're gonna wanna check this one out. Enjoy!



And the whole industry wanna fuck ya old chick.
Only nigga I got respect for is Wiz.
And I'll admit, I had fell in love with Kim,
'Round the same time she had fell in love wit' him
Well, that's cool, baby girl, do ya thing.
Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team.

SHOTS FIRED!!!!

Man o man must it suck to be Kris Humphries.

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Kendrick Lamar - The Recipe (feat. Dr. Dre)


Clearly I'm tripping because this record dropped on Monday. Forgive me.

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G.O.O.D. Music Single Drops April 6th

Remember back in October when Kanye West tweeted that G.O.O.D. Music album would be dropping this spring? Well we're finally going to see signs of life from that project as the lead single Mercy is due to drop Friday... Good Friday. Can't wait!

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The Game - Skate On (feat. Lupe Fiasco)

This is just one of a few new tracks off The Game's California Republic mixtape (which drops tomorrow) that has hit the net recently. This particular track is an oldie that was supposed to be on The R.E.D. Album (hence the reference to freeing Weezy), but didn't make the final cut for whatever reason. Enjoy!


Hard body! How many dope tracks like this didn't make The R.E.D. Album?? I'm now totally amped for this new mixtape tomorrow.

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This Week In Flops 4/3/12

I still have no idea if this is a new album or just a re-release of the first one, and honestly, I'm not really all that eager to find out. Either way, I don't see any way this shit doesn't sell a shitload of records and debuts at #1 next week. I'm guessing 350-450k.

Cool, Obie Trice is back! I'm sure this album is awesome, but sadly it won't sell many copies. I'm guessing 10-20k.

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April 03, 2012

Nike Unveils New NFL Uniforms

Fuck everybody else's uniforms, I'm just happy Nike didn't flip the Cowboys' unis into some Oregon Ducks bullshit.

For the most part, the uniforms only underwent subtle change, and the only team who actually got new uniforms was the Seattle Seahawks. You can see those bullshit uniforms below.

Then again, they're definitely not as bad as those Nickelodeon slime colored shits Seattle wore in 2009.

Anyway, here's a shot of everybody else's uniforms.


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ERB: Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley


I love this Epic Rap Battles of History!

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Diggy Says J. Cole Diss Old


When the Diggy Simmons diss track for J. Cole dropped late Saturday night, I started to go off on Diggy for the stupidity of going at Cole for his slight jab on Grew Up Fast. Good thing I didn't because as it turns out, the record was old and had nothing to do with Grew Up Fast, so Dig gets a pass and narrowly escaped a L.A.M.E. Award nomination.

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Reggie Miller Makes It To The Hall Of Fame

I took a little mini break and didn't get a chance to write about Reggie Miller making it to the Hall of Fame, so I wanted to take the time to do so now.

...Alright, I guess that's all I've got. Congrats to Reg.

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