BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

June 26, 2007

Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007 Pre-show

-Why Lloyd's V-neck shirt all the way to his belly button??
-Why Lloyd on this dude's neck??
-Why Swizz Beatz chest hair so peasy
-Where did Mike Jones get that Michael Jackson jacket???
-Why does Yung Joc have a gumby??
- Big Tigger should stop wearin suits, they make him look old...matter
of fact how old is that nigga anyway??
-Pretty Ricky should get a stylist... or at least someboy who can dress
them better than that...or they should change their name...hell it doesn't
matter they'll be irrevelant soon enuff lol.
-Pretty Ricky should calm down
-These girls from Baldwin Hills are FINE! Too bad its a bad spin off of
like 3 MTV shows...then again most of BET's shows are...
-Why did Bone Thugs perform that slow lame ass record?? Definitely not
the kinda record you perform...anywhere
-Why does Bone Thugs look like they have never performed before?? They
need to find Bizzy's crazy ass ASAP.
-Why is Robin Thicke screaming G-Unit??
-Is it me or did Julissa's titties get bigger??
- Why do the Shop Boyz (who've already admitted to knowing nothing about
rock music) have a black girl with a mohawk pretending to play guitar on
the stage?? & did anyone else see the fat guy almost fall when the crowd
started throwing water & bottles at them??
-Shop Boyz performance was terrible! They need to get their ringtone
money & fall back!

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Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007

Hour 1

-Did Jennifer Holiday even bother rehearsing??
-This opening performance is hot doo doo.
-How did BET get Michael Buffer??
-Did anyone else see 50 Cent & Ciara sitting together?? If they're
trying to hide their relationship they're doing a terrible job
-Mo'Nique is that deal!
-Did Beyonce give Mo'Nique a 'wtf' look when she finished performing??
-Why is LL Cool J's collar all stretched out??
-Why does BET keep stealing MTV's ideas?? MTV did the whole
viewer-announces-the-award

bit at the Movie Awards. Yall under the same
company for goodness sake just do something different!
-Damn Beyonce is fine!
-Who told the director of the video to speak...hell why is he even on
the stage??
-What the hell was T.I. thinkin wearin that sailor outfit??
-T.I. should also calm down...and Big Kuntry is a terrible hypeman.
-Why is Nick Cannon dressed like he's going to the Grammy's??
-Who is this black-white nigga on stage with Nick Cannon...didn't he lose
American Idol to Kelly Clarkson like 6 years ago?? ...oh well they are
stale.
-Am I the only one shocked that BET gave Gnarls Barkley an award?? I
mean serious they never even played Crazy or Smiley Faces lol.
-Where did Ne-Yo get those Hollywood Squares blocks from??
-Ne-Yo shouldn't dance...especially if he's gonna do Michael Jacksons'
moves, Chris Brown is already on MJ's meat hard enuff.
-How much do you think it cost Fabolous to get that Reeses' peanut
butter cup wrapper on the front of his jeans??
-Someone needs to turn Ne-Yo's mic up...or tell him to not dance so he
won't be all out of breath on stage.
-Jordin Sparks is damn near bigger than Michael Clarke Duncan LMAO.
-Diddy is that nigga!
-Keyshia Cole's nipples are hard as fuck... I love it! Lol.
-Damn Lil Kim was all outta breath & she just came out.
-Why does is Chris Brown so damn lame???
-Chris Brown needs a speech doctor, I couldn't understand anything he
said...I guess I was distracted by those goofy ass glasses & that big
ass backpack.

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Hour 2

-Just wanna say this again: damn Beyonce is FINE!
-I know I wasn't the only dude hopin one of her titties fell out lol.
-Damn Kelly is fine as hell too!
-Beyonce & Kelly shut it DOOOWN!
-Why this old ass shirtless nigga announcing the Hip-Hop Artist Award??
-Why was Lil Wayne nominated, he didn't do anything of importance?
-Speakin of why was Wayne nominate, why wasn't Jeezy or Jim Jones????
-BET needs to turn the mics, this is the 3rd or 4th artist I could
barely hear lol.
-Ne-Yo should take notes from Robin Thicke on how to perform an R&B
song.
-Damn Laura London is fine too but what they hell she got on??
-What in the hell is T-Pain wearing???
-Memo to T-Pain: R&B singers don't need hypemen.
-I knew Luda & Mary would win but Diddy & Keyshia Cole probably should
have....gotta love Luda that he's that nigga too.
-Illegal Tender looks like it might be str8
-Why is Patti's dress so big?? Oh well its Patti!
-Why does Busta have his bluetooth on like no one else around can afford
one?? Lol.
-Gerald Levert was dat nigga too!
-Why does Yolanda Adams come out all randomly every year??
-Patti shuts its DOWN!
-Damn Nick Cannon's fiance is fine!
-Much respect to Eddie Levert for holdin it down for his boy.
-Did 50 just not remember his 1st verse??
-50 damn near made that girl fall LMAO...oh well 50 is so rich now it
doesn't even matter anymore.
-Is Toccara's whole dress gonna fall off next?? I sure hope so lol.

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Hour 3

-Alicia Keys been hittin that pull up bar HEAVY!
-Erykah Badu is the real deal! I never noticed how fine she was...she
got dat phat pum pum too! Lol.
-Badu & Chaka shut it DOWN!
-Stevie is dat nigga but someone needs to cut that hair from around his
damn mouth.
-Oh goodness Ray-J is there! PLEASE don't tell T-Pain!
-Why Stevie ended his performance in the B-Boy stance?? More importantly
how he know what it looks like??
-Damn Tracee Ellis Ross got a phat booty! I love her.
-When Diana Ross gon stop talkin??
-Let me give it up one more time for Tracee's booty! Damn!
-Does Debra Lee have to come out ever year?? Why is she even there, she
should be somewhere counting her money.
-Cheadle is dat nigga too
-How Jennifer Hudson won Best New Artist & she aint even got no album
out?????? Not even a single!
-Ciara is SEXY!
-Where the hell did Lil Jon come from??
-Damn I think I'm in love with Ciara!
-Aint this lady kinda old to be BET's Ultimate Fan???
-What the hell Birdman got these kids wearin??
-We see why Lil Wayne never win any awards lol
-Why it took Slim so long to get on stage??
-I dunno what Public Enemy got to do wit James Brown but who cares its
Public Enemy!

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Hour 4

-Lil Wayne please take yo child somewhere & change her clothes.
-Why Akon got that Rhythm Nation jacket on??
-Why is Best R&B Female the last award of the night??
-Why was Jennifer Hudson nominated...again??

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June 24, 2007

Crank Dat Soulja Boy Fiyah Style!

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June 18, 2007

...And the Album Of The Year goes to...Kanye West!


Just look at the tracklisting for the Graduation:

1. Time To Leave (Intro)
2. Up In It (featuring John Legend and Miri Ben-Ari)
3. SKIT #1
4. Make Me Over
5. Homecoming (featuring Chris Martin)
6. Another Time Too Soon (featuring Jay-Z)
7. Can't Tell Me Nothing (featuring Young Jeezy)
8. Egotistical (featuring Akon)
9. SKIT #2
10. Stronger
11. Street Scene (featuring Common and Eminem)
12. Learn The Insides
13. Into The Fall
14. Top Of The World (featuring MYSTERY GUEST and Ne-Yo)
15. A Way To Get Through
16. Bottom
17. Stay Strapped (featuring The Game)
18. SKIT #3
19. ??? (featuring MYSTERY GUEST)
20. Voices Linger
21. Bittersweet (featuring John Mayer) [Bonus Track]

I dunno wassup with the "MYSTERY GUEST" thing (ESP when we can already see Jay, Em, & Game are on there) but im sure it must be big...c'mon its Kanye! Can't wait til this shit drops its gonna be OVER!

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June 15, 2007

Taco Bell Is Fuckin Up!

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