Hour 1
-Did Jennifer Holiday even bother rehearsing??
-This opening performance is hot doo doo.
-How did BET get Michael Buffer??
-Did anyone else see 50 Cent & Ciara sitting together?? If they're
trying to hide their relationship they're doing a terrible job
-Mo'Nique is that deal!
-Did Beyonce give Mo'Nique a 'wtf' look when she finished performing??
-Why is LL Cool J's collar all stretched out??
-Why does BET keep stealing MTV's ideas?? MTV did the whole
viewer-announces-the-award
company for goodness sake just do something different!
-Damn Beyonce is fine!
-Who told the director of the video to speak...hell why is he even on
the stage??
-What the hell was T.I. thinkin wearin that sailor outfit??
-T.I. should also calm down...and Big Kuntry is a terrible hypeman.
-Why is Nick Cannon dressed like he's going to the Grammy's??
-Who is this black-white nigga on stage with Nick Cannon...didn't he lose
American Idol to Kelly Clarkson like 6 years ago?? ...oh well they are
stale.
-Am I the only one shocked that BET gave Gnarls Barkley an award?? I
mean serious they never even played Crazy or Smiley Faces lol.
-Where did Ne-Yo get those Hollywood Squares blocks from??
-Ne-Yo shouldn't dance...especially if he's gonna do Michael Jacksons'
moves, Chris Brown is already on MJ's meat hard enuff.
-How much do you think it cost Fabolous to get that Reeses' peanut
butter cup wrapper on the front of his jeans??
-Someone needs to turn Ne-Yo's mic up...or tell him to not dance so he
won't be all out of breath on stage.
-Jordin Sparks is damn near bigger than Michael Clarke Duncan LMAO.
-Diddy is that nigga!
-Keyshia Cole's nipples are hard as fuck... I love it! Lol.
-Damn Lil Kim was all outta breath & she just came out.
-Why does is Chris Brown so damn lame???
-Chris Brown needs a speech doctor, I couldn't understand anything he
said...I guess I was distracted by those goofy ass glasses & that big
ass backpack.
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Hour 2
-Just wanna say this again: damn Beyonce is FINE!
-I know I wasn't the only dude hopin one of her titties fell out lol.
-Damn Kelly is fine as hell too!
-Beyonce & Kelly shut it DOOOWN!
-Why this old ass shirtless nigga announcing the Hip-Hop Artist Award??
-Why was Lil Wayne nominated, he didn't do anything of importance?
-Speakin of why was Wayne nominate, why wasn't Jeezy or Jim Jones????
-BET needs to turn the mics, this is the 3rd or 4th artist I could
barely hear lol.
-Ne-Yo should take notes from Robin Thicke on how to perform an R&B
song.
-Damn Laura London is fine too but what they hell she got on??
-What in the hell is T-Pain wearing???
-Memo to T-Pain: R&B singers don't need hypemen.
-I knew Luda & Mary would win but Diddy & Keyshia Cole probably should
have....gotta love Luda that he's that nigga too.
-Illegal Tender looks like it might be str8
-Why is Patti's dress so big?? Oh well its Patti!
-Why does Busta have his bluetooth on like no one else around can afford
one?? Lol.
-Gerald Levert was dat nigga too!
-Why does Yolanda Adams come out all randomly every year??
-Patti shuts its DOWN!
-Damn Nick Cannon's fiance is fine!
-Much respect to Eddie Levert for holdin it down for his boy.
-Did 50 just not remember his 1st verse??
-50 damn near made that girl fall LMAO...oh well 50 is so rich now it
doesn't even matter anymore.
-Is Toccara's whole dress gonna fall off next?? I sure hope so lol.
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Hour 3
-Alicia Keys been hittin that pull up bar HEAVY!
-Erykah Badu is the real deal! I never noticed how fine she was...she
got dat phat pum pum too! Lol.
-Badu & Chaka shut it DOWN!
-Stevie is dat nigga but someone needs to cut that hair from around his
damn mouth.
-Oh goodness Ray-J is there! PLEASE don't tell T-Pain!
-Why Stevie ended his performance in the B-Boy stance?? More importantly
how he know what it looks like??
-Damn Tracee Ellis Ross got a phat booty! I love her.
-When Diana Ross gon stop talkin??
-Let me give it up one more time for Tracee's booty! Damn!
-Does Debra Lee have to come out ever year?? Why is she even there, she
should be somewhere counting her money.
-Cheadle is dat nigga too
-How Jennifer Hudson won Best New Artist & she aint even got no album
out?????? Not even a single!
-Ciara is SEXY!
-Where the hell did Lil Jon come from??
-Damn I think I'm in love with Ciara!
-Aint this lady kinda old to be BET's Ultimate Fan???
-What the hell Birdman got these kids wearin??
-We see why Lil Wayne never win any awards lol
-Why it took Slim so long to get on stage??
-I dunno what Public Enemy got to do wit James Brown but who cares its
Public Enemy!
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Hour 4
-Lil Wayne please take yo child somewhere & change her clothes.
-Why Akon got that Rhythm Nation jacket on??
-Why is Best R&B Female the last award of the night??
-Why was Jennifer Hudson nominated...again??
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