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These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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February 28, 2013

Lil Wayne - Hit Em Up (Chris Bosh Diss)


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Awkward Black Girl Season 2 Ep. 11 - The Apology & The Change



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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/28/13

Rough sales week now that the Grammys are over. Nothing to see here.

Baauer enjoys another bogus week atop the Hot 100. Lil Wayne's Love Me reaches the top 10 after hopping 9 spots 19-10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Mumford & Sons - Babel (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (3-2)
3. Josh Groban - All That Echoes (5-3)
4. Various Artists - Now 45 (8-4)
5. Lumineers - Lumineers (6-5)
6. Alabama Shakes - Boys & Girls (20-6)
7. Various Artists - 2013 Grammy Nominees (2-7)
8. fun. - Some Nights (7-8)
9. Rihanna - Unapologetic (15-9)
10. Taylor Swift - Red (4-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Baauer - Harlem Shakes (1-1)
2. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars' When I Was Your Man (8-3)
4. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (5-4)
5. will.i.am - Scream & Shout (4-5)
6. Drake - Started From The Bottom (10-6)
7. Rihanna - Stay (3-7)
8. Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (9-8)
9. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (7-9)
10. Lil Wayne - Love Me (19-10)
  • Pitbull's Feel This Moment featuring Christina Aguilera shoots 19 spots 47-28.
  • Kendrick Lamar's Poetic Justice featuring Drake rises 15 spots 49-34.
  • Nelly's Hey Porsche debuts at #42.
  • Ace Hood's Bugatti featuring Garbage Ass Future and Rick Ross jumps 15 spots 77-62.

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February 21, 2013

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist Posterizes Greg Monroe!


Lord!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/21/13

The sales impact of the Grammys finally shows up and the Billboard 200's top 10 reflects that with several old albums returning (2013 Grammy Nomineees, Taylor Swift, fun., and Maroon 5), a couple rising (Lumineers and Bruno Mars), and one making its way back to #1 (Mumford & Sons).

Some bullshit is popping over on the Hot 100 as Billboard and Nielsen has retardedly (new word alert!) decided to revamp its system to incorporate YouTube streaming, which allowed Baauer's much parodied Harlem Shake to debut at #1. This is stupid on many levels, but none more than the fact that only a small fraction of those streams came from people listening to the song past the first 30 seconds. PSY must be pissed (though it should be noted that Gangnam Style is up 22 spots 48-26 because of this).

In other, more logical, Hot 100 news, Rihanna grabs her 24th top 10 song (and passes Whitney Houston and the Rolling Stones who both have 23) as Stay soars 54 spots 57-3 in its 2nd week. (I'm sure the 29.5 million YouTube views had a lot to do with it.) And lastly, Drake's Started From The Bottom skies 53 spots 63-10 also in its 2nd week.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Mumford & Sons - Babel (4-1)
2. Various Artists - 2013 Grammy Nominees (11-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (8-3)
4. Taylor Swift - Red (12-4)
5. Josh Groban - All That Echoes (1-5)
6. Lumineers - Lumineers (10-6)
7. fun. - Some Nights (14-7)
8. Various Artists - Now 45 (3-8)
9. Andrea Bocelli - Passione (5-9)
10. Maroon 5 - Overexposed (20-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Baauer - Harlem Shakes (1)
2. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (1-2)
3. Rihanna - Stay (57-3)
4. will.i.am - Scream & Shout (3-4)
5. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (5-5)
6. Lumineers - Ho Hey (4-6)
7. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (2-7)
8. Bruno Mars' When I Was Your Man (9-8)
9. Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (8-9)
10. Drake - Started From The Bottom (63-10)
  • Rihanna's Pour It Up jumps 12 spots 34-22.
  • Justin Timberlake's Mirrors debuts at #24.
  • Rihanna's Loveeeeeee Song featuring Garbage Ass Future jumps 25 spots 88-63.
  • Ace Hood's Bugatti featuring Garbage Ass Future and Rick Ross debuts at #77.
  • J. Cole's Power Trip debuts at #91.
  • Joe Budden's She Don't Put It Down featuring Lil Wayne's bitch ass and Tank debuts at #96.

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February 18, 2013

Harlem Shake (Harlem Shakedown Version!)


Had to take this Harlem Shake craze and flip it for the people.


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February 15, 2013

Tyler, The Creator - Domo 23


I love this Odd Future video, they're also so damn silly, yet creative. As far as Tyler's new album Wolf goes, this skydive/press conference video from earlier today told us it's coming April 2nd. Prepare yourselves!

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Young Real Nigga - Side Chick Anthem (Prod. by Urben Beats)


Today is the one year anniversary of Young Real Nigga's classic Real Nigga Sextape mixtape, so here's a new gem for the people!

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February 14, 2013

J.Cole - Power Trip (feat. Miguel)

New J. Cole single! Yes!



Sounds damn good to me!

Speaking of Jermaine, make sure you check out that Truly Yours EP he just dropped. It's short (obviously), but it is NICE!

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Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (feat. Jay-Z) Video


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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/14/13

Five new albums debuted in the top 10 this week, but none of them are of any real importance to this particular website.

Spots 1-6 remain unchanged, but we do have 3 new songs occupying spots 7-9. Jumping 7 spots to #7 is Maroon 5's Daylight. Justin Timberlake's Suit & Tie featuring Jay-Z returns to the top 10 after skipping 5 spots 13-8. Lastly, Bruno Mars' When I Was Your Man skies 13 spots 22-9.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Josh Groban - All That Echoes (1)
2. Tim McGraw - Two Lames Of Freedom (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 45 (3)

4. Mumford & Sons - Babel (7-4)
5. Andrea Bocelli - Passione (2-5)
6. Justin Bieber - Believe Acoustic (1-6)
7. Red - Release The Panic (7)
8. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (6-8)
9. Coheed & Cambria - The Afterman: Descension (9)
10. Lumineers - Lumineers (9-10)
  • Joe Budden's No Love Lost debuts at #15 with 30,000 copies sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (2-2)
3. will.i.am - Scream & Shout (3-3)
4. Lumineers - Ho Hey (4-4)
5. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (5-5)
6. Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (6-6)
7. Maroon 5 - Daylight (14-7)
8. Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (13-8)
9. Bruno Mars' When I Was Your Man (22-9)
10. Justin Bieber - Beauty & A Beat (7-10)
  • Pitbull's Feel This Moment featuring Christina Aguilera flies another 21 spots 76-55 in its 3rd week.
  • Rihanna's Stay debuts at #57.
  • Drake's Started From The Bottom finally debuts at #63.
  • Young Jeezy's R.I.P. featuring 2 Chainz debuts at #69.
  • Rihanna's Loveeeeeee Song featuring Garbage Ass Future jumps 12 spots 100-88.
  • Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' Same Love hops 10 spots 99-89.

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February 13, 2013

Drake - Started From The Bottom Video


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DeMar DeRozan Posterizes Mozgov!


My, my, my.

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February 09, 2013

New Eminem Album Coming In 2013!

Here's the report from Billboard.com:

According to Shady president Paul Rosenberg, Eminem, who last Bad Meets Evil's "Hell: The Sequel" with Royce Da 5'9 in 2011, is "far into the process" of recording his untitled eighth studio album, due after Memorial Day. "We fully expect to be releasing a new Eminem album in 2013. He's been working on it for some time," Rosenberg tells Billboard, who was included on this year's Billboard Power 100 list. "It's safe to say that it will be post-Memorial Day at some point, but we're not exactly sure when. We've got some dates locked in for him to perform live in Europe in August, so we're trying to see what else lines up."

Yes, yes, and yes again!

SOURCE

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50 Cent - Financial Freedom


I'm telling you, if 50 keeps dropping heat like this I'm gonna start expecting big things from this Street King Immortal album. This shit right here is hard!

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Serena Ali


Every now and then you run into one of those rare pornstars who are so beautiful it makes you wonder "Why is she doing porn?" Serena Ali is one of those pornstars, so enjoy her in something a little more tamed than the times you would usually see her. Also, check her out on twitter for updates @SerenaAlixxx.

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Hot Pod: Save It For Your Album


New Hot Pod! Come on and listen to me play GTA III!

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February 08, 2013

Josh Freeman As Michael Jackson!


ESPN The Magazine has a new music issue in these streets and it has all kinda goodies in it like LaMarr Woodley, Marshawn Lynch and Trent Richardson as Run-D.M.C., James Stewart as Rick James, and Allyson Felix as Beyonce. (And that's not even mentioning the fact that LeBron James and Dr. Dre are on the freaking cover!) But if you ask me, there's nothing better in the issue than Tampa Bay QB Josh Freeman dressed up as Michael Jackson because he looks like a long lost Jackson already. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if his resemblance to the Jacksons is what brought the idea for the issue up in the first place.

Anyway, enjoy the behind-the-scenes look above, Josh's interview with the mag, and his official MJ photos.

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Skip Bayless Begs LeBron To Enter Dunk Contest


I'm with skip, just ball up and enter this thing already! ...Though I'm sure it's already too late.

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February 07, 2013

Thursday Billboard Update - 2/7/13

Justin Bieber grabs another #1 as Believe Acoustic debuts atop the Billboard 200 with 211,000 copies sold. Coming in at #4 is Charlie Wilson's Love, Charlie with 44,000 copies sold.

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' Thrift Shop remains at #1 for a 3rd straight week. Also, P!nk's Try hops 2 spots (11-9) into the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Justin Bieber - Believe Acoustic (1)
2. Andrea Bocelli - Passione (2)
3. Tegan & Sara - Heartthrob (3)

4. Charlie Wilson - Love, Charlie (4)
5. Various Artists - Pitch Perfect sdtk (3-5)
6. Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox (8-6)
7. Mumford & Sons - Babel (6-7)
8. Gary Allan - Set You Free (1-8)
9. Lumineers - Lumineers (2-9)
10. Taylor Swift - Red (4-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (2-2)
3. will.i.am - Scream & Shout (5-3)
4. Lumineers - Ho Hey (3-4)
5. Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (4-5)
6. Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (6-6)
7. Justin Bieber - Beauty & A Beat (7-7)
8. A$AP Rocky - Fuckin Problems (10-8)
9. P!nk - Try (11-9)
10. Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing (14-10)

  • Bruno Mars' When I Was Your Man jumps 27 spots 49-22.
  • Rihanna's Pour It Up slides 9 spots 46-37.
  • Justin Bieber's Nothing Like Us debuts at #59.
  • The Lonely Island's YOLO featuring Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar debuts at #60.
  • Pitbull's Feel This Moment featuring Christina Aguilera jumps 23 spots 99-76 in its 2nd week.
  • Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' Can't Hold Us and Same Love debuts at #97 and #99 respectively.
  • Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me (Acoustic) debuts at #98.
  • Rihanna's Loveeeeeee Song featuring Garbage Ass Future debuts at #100.



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February 06, 2013

Fast & Furious 6 Extended Trailer


Incredible! I can't wait to see this shit!!!!

...And more importantly, I can't until Bill Simmons and Adam Carolla go see it and break it down on a podcast! That's always great stuff.

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50 Cent By The Numbers 10 Years Later

Just thought this was interesting.

Also, if 50 drops any more music like this, I'm gonna be forced to start having expectations for this new album.



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Kobe Rocks Brooklyn Like Hov!


Young Kobe, the one and only! Man, that was nasty!

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February 05, 2013

Turquoise Jeep - Treat Me Like A Pirate


This shit is so great! Young Real Nigga is even almost jealous of that hook.

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February 03, 2013

Shit Nobody Black Says 4


Aight, this is it for real, the last Shit Nobody Black Says.

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February 02, 2013

The FiyahAndy Parody Poll


Click here to go to the video and vote in the Parody Poll!

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February 01, 2013

Hot Pod: So Jaided


The Hot Pod podcast is back! This week we talk about this young floozy Jaide getting beat up, bikini basketball, Wild N Out, new additions to the Sextape List, JoJo Simmons, the Super Bowl and so much more!


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Drake - Started From The Bottom

Tonight Drake released a new track via his blog (Glad to see I'm not the last person using Blogger) and here it is. He also attached a long ass message, but fuck all that reading shit, we niggas! On to the music!



The first time I heard it I couldn't figure out if it was going to be incredibly catchy or incredibly annoying, but after randomly singing "started from the bottom now we here" for the past hour, I think I have my answer. The Mike Zombie beat is hard as fuck, the lyrics are dope, the hook is catchy, and the flow is...well, the flow is Juvenile's, but I'll give him a pass because it's jammin' (yes, that's right, make good music and you get a pass).

Can't wait to hear how the folks who hate Drake for no real reason pick this one apart. I'm excited.

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