December 30, 2008

Top 10 Cowboys That Should Be Shown The Door

If Jerry Jones is wondering who needs to stay and who needs to go he needs to check out my top 10.

10) Zach Thomas
He's still an all-time great and probable Hall of Famer, but he didn't really help us out at all.

9) Roy L. Williams
Yeah he only played in like 2 or 3 games this season, but even if he was there you know he would've been getting burned. We shouldn't have brought him back last year and definitely shouldn't next.

8) Anthony Henry
Henry is constantly getting beat in coverage and missing tackles so its time to part ways.

7) Roy E. Williams
Let the records show, I said this was a bad trade from the beginning. His poor route running in that loss in Philly proved that and also why Romo has been reluctant to look his direction. I still say we should've waited for T.J. who's gonna be a free agent.

6) Cory Procter
The only reason I left him out of the top 5 is because he is a back-up and was forced to play because of injury to Kyle Kosier and Montrae Holland. Anyway, he was terrible all season and we can't expect Romo to do anything when Procter is always getting beat.

5) Brian Stewart
Why is he even on the staff?? Wade is doing the defensive play calling during the game now anyway.

4) Flozell Adams
Its been nice, but its time for change. He's good for at least a false start per game and he wasn't getting killed by Trent Cole against the Eagles.

3) Brad Johnson
We have no use for him besides at holder and that's just not good enough. Plus, I could never forgive him for his terrible play while Romo was out.

2) Pacman Jones
This was an experiment gone bad. He hasn't done one thing positive for us on the field besides make the tackle after he's repeatedly beat in coverage. I feel bad because I actually wanted him to come to Dallas.

1) Jason Garrett
The play calling has been pretty bad all year and as T.O. has been saying for weeks, teams have figured us out and we need to give some different looks. Maybe it was just a sophomore jinx, but his play calling was questionable all season. Ex: Instead of pounding it up the middle with Choice on 3rd and inches, he calls a pass in the flat which turns into a 4 yard loss by Roy E. Williams. Unacceptable. When all we got was a field goal out of that drive I knew it was all downhill from there. Maybe he'd be better off as a head coach where he wouldn't have to call plays, but we need to get rid of Jason Garrett the offensive coordinator.



Here's my bonus top 10 of players we need to keep around.

10) Miles Austin
Miles has been great all season and is a much better kick returned than Pacman. He's another reason why I think the Roy Williams trade was a bad idea.

9) Leonard Davis
Leonard is the man. He's huge and takes up a lot of space so we definitely need to keep him on board.

8) Bradie James
Bradie should've made the Pro Bowl, but he doesn't have a name yet, but he still had one of the best seasons of any MLB in the league.

7) Terence Newman
Though he wasn't that impressive Sunday, T-New has been shutting niggas down since he came back from injury in Washington. We need that.

6) Marion Barber
I don't wanna make excuses (mainly because Tashard Choice filled in so great for the most part) but you can make an argument saying we got a lot worse once Marion got hurt. It probably wouldn't have matter against the Eagles, but imagine him in the 4th quarter in Pittsburgh.

5) Jay Ratliff
He's one of the best DTs this league has to offer and we're gonna need him to sculpt our defense around.

4) Terrell Owens
Its sad that some people are actually blaming the Eagles loss on T.O. (namely Cris Carter's long eye brow having ass). One receiver can't make a team lose by 38 points. Somebody tell Cris to call me when Terrell starts playing defense and special teams.

3) Jason Witten
Witten is a huge part of what we do offensively so it would be retarded to get rid of him no matter how good Bennett is.

2) DeMarcus Ware
Seriously, do I even need to elaborate??

1) Tony Romo
I battled with who should be #1, Tony or DeMarcus, but I ultimately landed on Romo because franchise QBs don't grow on trees. It took us about 6 or 7 seasons to find a replacement for Aikman and we don't need to go through that again. Lets not forget, this is just Romo's 2nd full season. It took Peyton Manning 96 starts before he won his first playoff game. Tony will be fine.

2 comments:

Marrio TheBlackGuy said...

You gotta be kidding saying they should keep "Dropped Pass" Owens. You threw me for a loop on that one. Have you already started your holiday drinking? Man Kev you keep me laughing.

Fiyah said...

Dude, are you serious?? And who's gonna take his place?? Roy "Wrong Route" Williams?? How about a nice 4th round draft pick because Jerry traded all our good picks for Roy.

In this down year for T.O. he still had 1,055 yards and 10 touchdowns, and that's with Romo missing 3 games. Since he's been a Cowboy he's had 235 catches, 3,590 yards, and 38 touchdowns. Yeah, lets get rid of him lol.