Mr. Tebow, where would you like your 2nd Heisman trophy placed??
2) Super Bowl 42 Hero Tyree Gets Cut By Giants
David Tyree made the helmet catch to extend the Giants touchdown drive to win Super Bowl 42... then went on to never catch another pass in the NFL. After an injury-plagued 2008, David Tyree doesn't even manage to make the Giants team this time around.
I'm gonna go ahead and call it, David Tyree is the Aaron Boone of the NFL. Boone hit that walk-off homer for the Yankees in the 2003 ALCS to move them past the Red Sox, but hasn't had much of a career since, after tearing a knee ligament in a pick-up basketball game that offseason and getting cut soon afterward. Tyree suffered his knee injury in training camp but wasn't cut until this year, but still it happened in New York and both heroes never played for their respective team.
There HAS to be a name for this! I don't have one yet because its still pretty early this Sunday morning, but we gotta get one for this. Phenomenal.
3) Roddick & Sharapova Ousted In 3rd Round
This should probably surprise no one. I, for one, am not shocked or surprised one bit. Not one. Not even half of one. Hell, not even half of that, or half of that. Okay, I think I made my point.
4) Miles Austin Hurts Hamstring In Practice
And why did we cut Terrell Owens again?? Oh ok, just checking...
5) Pats Trade DE Seymour To Oakland For 2011 1st-Round Pick
What the fuck?? A 1st-round pick for Richard Seymour??? Richard Seymour?? I mean, he's not a bad player, but if we had a draft today, would you take him in the 1st round?? I thought not.
How do the Pats keep doing this?? First they stole Randy Moss for a 4th-rounder a few years back, and now they still a 1st-rounder for fuckin' Richard Seymour! Is there any hypnosis or Jedi Mind Tricks involved?? There has to be something!
And to rob bridle ass Al Davis?? This is just sad. Tom Cable should go punch Al Davis in the jaw this time because he's fuckin' up!
