I've brought this up before, but it always kills me how much 50 Cent says either "actual" or "actually" when he talks. Fif has to account for at least 40% of the overall use of "actual" and "actually." There's like a 50 seconds period in this video about where he says one or the other like 8 times. I don't know why this is so fascinating to me, but just pointing it out. Might be a good idea for a drinking game one day.
Anyway, after the jump is a new 50 Cent video with the chick Paris he's actually talking about in the actual video above.
Don't sleep, that new Big Ten album/mixtape shit 50 just dropped is hard.
December 10, 2011
Who Actually Says Actually More Than 50 Cent Actually Does?
December 09, 2011
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 14
Now is the time to see what my Cowboys are really made of. We were publicly humiliated last week in Arizona (or at least our coach was), but the sting didn't hurt as bad as it should've because all of the teams we're fighting with for playoff spots (Giants, Bears, Lions, and Falcons) loss as well. We can't expect that to be the case this week, and to avoid needing a Week 17 victory in New York to make the postseason, Dallas must win Sunday.
Miles Austin is back from his hamstring injury, which should take some pressure off of Dez Bryant and Jason Witten, but the most important returning player could quite possibility be fullback Tony Fiammetta. In games with Fiammetta, Dallas is 5-1 and averaging 145.8 yards rushing, in games without him those numbers drops to 2-4 and 83.8. Long story short, I'm glad to have him back. Cowboys winners, Giants losers.
New Orleans won't be playing at home this week, which means there's an actual possibility they won't win. Will Tennessee upset them? Probably not, but at least there's a possibility since the game isn't in the Superdome. Saints winners, Titans losers.
Remember when Cincinnati was 6-2? Seems like forever ago, right? Well if they wanna keep their playoff hopes alive, they better be prepared to do what no one would've ever predicted would be said: stop T.J. Yates. I think they will. Bengals winners, Texans losers.
Chicago couldn't beat Tyler Palko... at home. Broncos winners, Bears losers.
(Side note: Poor Matt Forte.)
Cleveland will play Pittsburgh tough(-ish), but much like the results through majority of their histories, Pittsburgh will come out victorious. Steelers winners, Browns losers.
Just in case you needed another reason why Washington won't be able to compete in this game, Fred Davis and Trent Williams have been suspended for the remainder of the season. Pats winners, Redskins losers.
Carolina is on its first 2 game winning streak of the year, but can they make it 3 against a division opponent? I sure hope so. Panthers winners, Falcons losers.
This one is simple: Miami is playing great, Philly is playing poor. Dolphins winners, Eagles losers.
San Fran should be fine as long as their coach doesn't ice his own kicker before he nails the game winning field goal. 49ers winners, Cardinals losers.
Much like the Bears last week, if the Jets can't beat Tyler Palko they don't deserve to make the playoffs (like the Bears now most likely won't). Jets winners, Chiefs losers.
I need Minnesota to go ahead and get win number 3 to help insure my Cowboys a playoff spot, but we all know that isn't happening. Lions winners, Vikings losers.
Phail Rivers finally got his mojo back, and it only took 11 weeks. Awesome. Chargers winners, Bills losers.
Can we just advance the Packers to 16-0 now? There's no way they lose any of these last 4 games. Packers winners, Raiders losers.
Poor Colts. Well, at least they covered that 20 point spread last week. That's something, right? Ravens winners, Colts losers.
This battle for Florida is a toss up. I guess I'll take Tampa. Buccaneers winners, Jaguars losers.
Damn, it's just fail after fail after fail for Monday Night Football this year. Seahawks winners, Rams losers.
This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Last Week: 10-6 (.625)
Season: 127-81 (.611)
Think Like A Man Trailer
Besides the fact that no man would ever run away after an one night stand with Meagan Good (even with that weird short bob thing she has going on), this movie looks really good. I have a question though, who do you go see this movie with? It would be gay as hell to go see a romcom with one of your homeboys, but at the same time, do you really want to take a chick out to see a movie that she might come out thinking you aren't shit afterward? Of course you can't go alone, so again I ask, who do you take? Fuck it, I'll just wait until it comes out on DVD.
If you were able to solve my "who to take" conundrum, "Think Like A Man" hits theaters March 9th.
The Three Stooges Trailer
Welp, looks like we have a leader in the clubhouse for "Lamest Movie" at the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards. The only saving grace of this abomination was Kate Upton coming out of the pool. Lord, that chick is HOT! But yeah, Hollywood is dead.
Snitches Get Stitches
Even though neither Dashie or Deshawn hit me back when I asked them to be presenters at the L.A.M.E. Awards, I was still happy to see they decided to collab on a video. The other Barney video Dashie did is probably my favorite from him, so I was glad to see him back as well.
If you're too lazy to click the link at the end of part one, I put part two after the jump.
It's a shame Dashie didn't learn how to say Deshawn's name before recording his part. Oh well, still pretty funny.
Kel Mitchell Christmas Special
I wasn't expecting this to be funny, but it was it actually really good. All the impressions were hilarious except for the Trey Songz one, that shit was awful.
Joe Budden To Debate Skip Bayless Dec. 14th
Friday IS Coming Back!
Let me ask you a question, what was the last great black comedy movie? Don't worry, I'll wait.
It's hard to say, right? And even if you did come up with a movie, I bet it wasn't released within the last 5 years. My point is this: black comedy needs a new "Friday" movie because there hasn't been a hilarious black comedy since "Friday After Next" came out in 2002. That's damn near a decade! I never thought I would say this, but Cube, the future of black comedy movies is in your hands.
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Ace Hood - The Statement 2 Intro
This shit is hard body! The Statement 2 drops today, so be sure to check that shit out!
Watch The Throne 2 May Be Coming In 2012?
Even though Jay hinted at it, I doubt we'll get a new Jay-Z, Kanye, and Throne album in 2012. It's all good though, I'm just happy there's a possibility.
Legit - A Nigger in Northface
I've never heard of Legit before this, but this song and this video are fantastic! I mean, there could've been more footage of the white girl in her panties left in the final cut, but now I'm just nitpicking.
Anyway, if you feel the same about it, you should check out his mixtape Coloring Outside The Lines.
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