You gotta love Cee-Lo and Stephen Colbert for coming up with this shit lol. Remember, Cee-Lo's new album The Lady Killer is in stores NOW!
The rest of the Colbert/Cee-Lo interview and the uncensored performance of Fuck You is after the jump.The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Cee Lo Green Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Cee Lo Green - F**k You Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive
November 10, 2010
Cee-Lo Green Performs Fuck You Fox News On Colbert Report
This Week In Flops 11/9/10
Anyway, I'm not sure how many people know this album is dropping, and that is never good for record sales. I'll say Twista's new joint falls in the 10-30k range.
November 08, 2010
Fuck Lil Wayne 3 (Welcome Home Weezy)
I'm still pissed I couldn't get the middle of the video lined up correctly, but oh well, I'm pretty happy with the finished product.
Barack Obama Is Mad
Classic! I'm not positive they didn't just follow Wacka around with a tape recorder and got all of the audio for this video. That dude is an idiot.
Anyway, check out Young Jack Thriller's video review of Wacka's album Flockaveli for VladTV. I can't agree with what he said about the music (shit just sounded like one long ass extra loud song), but this shit is HILARIOUS!
Charlie Murphy Booed At Grambling University
Lil Duval said it best in this video,"white people understand the art of comedy, [black people] just wanna laugh."
I'm not mad at Charlie for the way he handled it, it was pretty dope to me actually, but if you're gonna go out, as a comedian, you gotta do what Bill Burr did to Philly. He murders the crowd for the rest of his set!
Now, I know they were college students and he'd risk backlash, but fuck it, they deserved it.
November 07, 2010
Random News Shit: Sports Recap Edition
Vikings Waive Randy Moss
Which has a better chance of happening: Brad Childress keeping his job or Kat Stacks getting saved??
I know it's a stretch, but personally, I'm gonna have to go with the latter. At the least there's a 0.1 percent chance Kat Stacks gets saved. There's negative chance Childress keeps his job. Chilly couldn't be any more out if was Brett Favre's dick with a camera phone within arms-length. I mean, yeah, Randy Moss is a certified head case, but there's NO reasonable explanation for cutting someone you traded a 3rd round draft pick for after a month. One month! Four games!
And then that bullshit explanation about Moss berating a cater and his food, what was that?? Mike Shanahan came up with a better excuse than that for benching Donovan McNabb for Rex Grossman (but we'll get into that shortly). Moss would have to literally ass rape the caterer on my office desk while I was on the phone with my momma for me to even THINK about cutting him. At the very least Chilly should have called up Dollar Bill Sellatrick and said, "OK, we fucked up. Keep the 3rd-rounder, give us a 5th, and you can have Randy back." Whatever you do, you can't just cut Randy Moss after 4 games.
Dollar Bill wins again.
Mike Shanahan Says Donovan McNabb Not In Shape For 2-minute Drill
I hope Mike Shanahan at least sent Brad Childress a gift basket for deflecting attention away for this godawful excuse for an excuse. He wasn't in shape?? Really?? So he played 7 complete games before this, including 2 overtime periods, without a problem, but he wasn't in good enough shape to run the 2-minute drill??
And it's not like the Redskins have been blowing people out and Donovan hasn't had to do much in 4th quarters, 6 of their first 7 games were decided by 6 points or less, including 4 by 3. He managed all that, but the 2-minute drill was too much to ask on that day?? Give me a fuckin' break.
Then, to make matters worse, you replace McNabb with the "Opposite Team Touchdown Machine" Rex Grossman?? That's like replacing Josh Freeman with Morgan Freeman.
Would anyone had blamed Donovan for Randy Moss-style berating Mike Shanahan in Washington's locker room?? I don't think so.
JaMarcus Russell works out for Washington Redskins
The only thing potentially more outrageous than replacing Donovan McNabb with Rex Grossman would be replacing JaMarcus Russell for anyone on an NFL roster. Why would the team who deemed McNabb too out of shape to finish a game and wouldn't let Albert Haynesworth practice until he passed a conditioning test even consider working out JaMarcus Russell?? Makes no sense.
Charlie Villanueva Says Kevin Garnett Called Him A 'Cancer Patient'
KG isn't the only one with a message for Charlie V, here's mine: Hey Charlie, stop being a fuckin' bitch.
Seriously though, if he was so pissed about allegedly being called a cancer patient, why didn't he handle it on the court instead of going home and tweeting about it like a loser?? It's easy to talk tough via Twitter, back that shit or shut that shit up. I mean, what's the worse that would happen, he'd be fined and suspended?? He robbed the Pistons for $40 million, I think he should be able to afford it.
Giants Dump Series MVP Renteria
Yeah, because dumping your World Series MVP days after winning worked out so well for the Yankees too.
Grizzlies Sign Mike Conley To $40 Extension
David Stern is a doucher and all, but he's right about NBA salaries needing to come down. I'm not saying Mike Conley isn't good (he would've been a better #1 pick than fuckin' Greg Oden), this seems like a whole lot for the 4th or 5th best player on the team.
Atlanta Hawks, Al Horford Agree To $60M Contract Extension
Nice investment into the future, but $60 million does seem like a lot. He is still only 24 though, so I guess this is fair.
Buffalo Bills Claim Shawne Merriman On Waivers
I don't think it's ever a good thing for a player when the first team in waiver claim order claims you. Oh well, Shawne just isn't good anymore, and he's more injury prone than Kris Jenkins. I give him 3, or 4 years tops before he's out of the league completely.
(Side note: I hope he turns his career around, but I'm just not sure he will.)
Tennessee Titans Claim Randy Moss On Waivers
Oh, and finally, speaking of waivers, the Titans picked up some waived wide receiver. His name is Randy Moss, I don't know, have you heard of him??
November 05, 2010
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 9
1) Colts (5-2) @ Eagles (4-3)
Michael Vick returns to the Eagles lineup Sunday, but I predict more QB controversy in Philly because they're not gonna win this game. It just ain't gonna happen. Colts winners, Eagles losers.
2) Dolphins (4-3) @ Ravens (5-2)
All 4 Dolphins victories have come on the road (at Buffalo, at Minnesota, at Green Bay, and at Cincinnati). For the 2010 Dolphins, the road is home. Dolphins winners, Ravens losers.
3) Buccaneers (5-2) @ Falcons (5-2)
It's hilarious to me that people are surprised that LeGarrette Blount is good. Uhh, no shit, the only reason he wasn't drafted was because he punched that kid from Boise State, not because he couldn't play. People kill me with this surprised bullshit, as if swinging on that kid diminished his skills. Idiots.
Give me the Falcons in a tight one at the Georgia Dome. Falcons winners, Bucs losers.
4) Giants (5-2) @ Seahawks (4-3)
I was gonna take the Seahawks until I saw Matt Hasselbeck was ruled out. Maybe Charlie Whitehurst will be good, but I'll put my money on the overrated G-Men for a week. Giants winners, Seahawks losers.
5) Steelers (5-2) @ Bengals (2-5)
The Bengals NEED a win. Literally. They don't have any choice but to win this game. Bengals winners, Steelers.
6) Chargers (3-5) @ Texans (4-3)
Okay, I think now the Chargers ready to make their yearly charge to the top of the AFC West. November is all Philly Rivers. Chargers winners, Texans losers.
(Side note: Don't play yourself like some of these NFL "analysts" and say Tom Brady is the MVP midway through 2010, Philly Rivers is clearly the guy. I mean seriously, Tony Romo (1,605) has thrown for more yards than Brady (1,602) and trails him in touchdown passes by 1 despite being on sidelined with a broken collarbone.)
7) Jets (5-2) @ Lions (2-5)
If the Jets play like they did last week, they'll definitely be in trouble because, I know it's weird to say, but the I like this Lions.
I don't see the Jets losing 2 straight though. Jets winners, Lions losers.
8) Chiefs (5-2) @ Raiders (4-4)
The Chiefs keep lucking into wins, while the Raiders have legitimately been mowing teams the fuck down. Raiders winners, Chiefs losers.
9) Patriots (6-1) @ Browns (2-5)
How do the Patriots have the best record in the league?? I know I picked them to go to the Super Bowl, but they don't seem as good as their record indicates (which actually the deal for most teams in the 2010 NFL season). Watch out for those Browns, you know Eric Mangini had this game circled. Brown winners, Patriots losers.
10) Cowboys (1-6) @ Packers (5-3)
From the looks of the 6¾ Romo-less quarters the Dallas Cowboys have played, we've given up on the 2010 season. If you watched any second of those 6¾ quarters, it's clear they're just going through the motions now. I don't blame them either, 2 more loss and we can officially pack it in for the year because we're definitely not making the playoffs at 8-8. After Sunday night, all we'll need is one more before we can officially start tanking for a top 5 pick. Packers winners, Cowboys losers.
(Side note: Roy Williams thinks the Cowboys can win the last 9 games and be a Super Bowl contender. Awww, bless his heart, but the Roy Williams has a better shot of getting another $9 million per year contract than this Cowboys team has of winning 9 straight games.)
11) Cardinals (3-4) @ Vikings (2-5)
Who knows what to make of the Vikings right now?? Brett Favre was carted off, Randy Moss was cut, Brad Childress will be fired any day now. Call me crazy, but their situation is WAY worse than the Cowboys. Fortunately for them, the Cardinals sole road win came in Sam Bradford's first NFL start ever. Vikings winners, Cardinals.
12) Saints (5-3) @ Panthers (1-6)
Even though the Saints needed a gift fumble by Heath Miller to beat the Steelers, I think they're due to blow somebody out. Sorry Carolina. Saints winners, Panthers losers.
13) Bears (4-3) @ Bills (0-7)
Poor Bills, they've got to win one of these close games eventually. Bills winners, Bears losers.
This Week: 9-4 (.692)
Overall Record: 76-54 (.585)
Last Week: 7-6 (.538)
November 04, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/4/10
Ke$ha's We R Who We R makes a big slash this week becoming just the 17th song to ever debuts at #1 in the history of the Hot 100.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (1)
2. Sugarland - The Incredible Machine (1-2)
3. Kings of Leon - Come Around Sundown (2-3)
4. Lil Wayne - I Am Not a Human Being (5-4)
5. Eminem - Recovery (8-5)
6. Elton John & Leon Russell - The Union (3-6)
7. Gleecast - The Rocky Horror Glee Show (6-7)
8. Rod Stewart - Fly Me To The Moon (4-8)
9. Darius Rucker - Charleston, SC 1966 (10-9)
10. Michael Bublé - Hollywood EP (10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (1)
2. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (1-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (2-3)
4. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (3-4)
5. Nelly - Just A Dream (4-5)
6. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (5-6)
7. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (6-7)
8. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (7-8)
9. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (8-9)
10. Pink - Raise Your Glass (10-10)
- Willow Smith's Whip My Hair skyrockets 67 spots 78-11.
- Kanye West's Monster sees similar gains as it flies 61 spots 79-18.
- Chris Brown's Yeah 3X debuts at #33.
- Nicki Minaj's Right Thru Me continues to move north, this time jumping 13 spots 59-4.
- Rihanna's What's My Name featuring Drake is up 20 spots to #60 in its 2nd week.
- Bruno Mars' Grenade jumps 11 spots 75-64.
- Ne-Yo's One In A Million debuts at #97.
November 02, 2010
MC Hammer Goes At Jay-Z & Ethers...MC Hammer
How do you put out a diss for someone and Ether yourself?? Hip-Hop hasn't seen a self-inflicted worn this deep since Vida Guerra "dissed" Game.
Seriously though, this was supposed to be a comedy, right? Like, Hammer wanted us to watch this and final it comical, right? Right?? RIGHT?!? (Please say yes. Don't worry, I'll wait.)
Well, in the mean time, I'm gonna take this as the joke I pray it is. In fact, from this day forth, MC Hammer will only be referred to as "Comedy Legend MC Hammer" on FiyahMuZik.com.
(Side note: Boy, I hope I don't forget it, you know, with all the Hammer posts I do and all. Somebody should be writing this down.)
Lil Wayne In Prison
I had planned drop Fuck Lil Wayne 3 on the day Lil Wayne got out of prison, but I'm a little bit off schedule right now. Hopefully I can knock the rest out tomorrow, but no promises. If not, this it's coming this weekend.
Baseball Season Is Finally Over!
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