BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

July 11, 2011

Cole Summer: Episode 2 Sideline Stories: Krispy Kreme

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July 09, 2011

Derek Jeter Gets His 3,000th Hit

New York Yankees batter Derek Jeter follows through on his swing as he hits a solo home run, for his 3000th career hit, against the Tampa Bay Rays in the third inning of their MLB American League baseball game at Yankee Stadium in New York July 9, 2011.
If I told you Derek Jeter was going to get the 2 hits he needed to reach 3,000 today, you wouldn't have believed me. If I told you he was gonna go 5 for 5 for the day and his 3,000th hit was going to be a homerun, you probably would've had me committed to a mental asylum.

I still can't believe it actually. Hell, I even bet against it happening on ESPN's Streak For The cash today. But man, that's how you fucking make history! Congrats to Derek and the hot model-type chick he'll be on top of later tonight. Oh, and congrats to Minka Kelly too.

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"Kevin Hart: Laugh At My Pain" Trailer


Hits theaters September 9th and since I wasn't able to go see the show when he came to Miami, I'm definitely going to see it!

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Officer Ricky - Donuts


This shit is hilarious! Oh, and it's still deeper than snacks.

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July 08, 2011

Yao Ming Retires; Was He A Bust?

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More sad news from the NBA as 9 year veteran Yao Ming has decided to retired. This is the saddest news to hit China since Bruce Lee died... or the last time they checked how much money America owes them.

This is probably for the best though because at 7'6" and 310 pounds, he was probably never going to be right again. I mean, once you can't even make it past 5 games with limited minutes, you've got to know the end is near, right? Right.

Now, this brings up an interesting discussion: Was Yao Ming a bust? At first thought that might sound crazy, but when you look at what Yao's career was supposed to be, it isn't really. Yao was supposed to be the next dominant big man, but in 9 seasons he only played 486 of a possible 738 games and made it past the first round of the playoffs once. And in that same year (08-09) he only managed to play 3 games into the second round before being hurt again.

Now he did average 19 points and 9.2 rebounds for his career, but it's hard to say that was ideal for him coming into the league. He was a #1 overall draft pick after all. He was supposed to rival Shaq, not average just under 20 and 10 in an injury riddled 9 year career.

Let's put it this way: Say you are the Houston Rockets and today is the day before the 2002 NBA Draft. Let's also say I'm a psychic, but my powers only work on Chinese players entering the NBA. You ask me how will Yao's career play out and I tell you he's only going to play through 2011 and average 19 points and 9.2 rebounds. Do you still take him #1 overall the next day?

Considering the fact that the next 7 players taken in that draft were Jay Williams, Mike Dunleavy, Jr., Drew Gooden, Nikoloz Tskitishvili, Dajuan Wagner, Nene Hilario, and Chris Wilcox, you probably still do (even though you would have had no way of knowing only 1 of them would even still be a starter by 2011 at the time), but you'd think about it long and hard leading up to draft time.

Okay, maybe Yao isn't a bust, but he was definitely overrated coming into the league. Yao was supposed to be great, but instead was just very good. In my opinion, the only reason he won't be seen as a disappointment is because he was the first Asian NBA All-Star and his draft class was a pathetic cesspool of soon-to-be nobodies. I really like Yao, but he did not live up to the hype.

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Lil B - Bill Bellamy


Lil B is to Hip-Hop what AIDS were to unprotected sex. If you think this is hot, or are a fan of Lil B, the world could really benefit from your untimely demise.

Hopefully the rumors are true that he only sold 1,700 copies of I'm Gay and that's why he decided to give it away for free so we can get this loser out of the game for good.

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Jay-Z Has Started Working On His Next Album

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Watch The Throne still isn't out, but that hasn't stopped Jay-Z from working on his next solo album. At the Watch The Throne listening session, Hov said he's already 2 "really fucking good" tracks in. I remember how this process went on BP3, so that album probably isn't anywhere near, but it's definitely still welcomed news.

Welp, the sooner we can get that Watch The Throne, the sooner we can get this untitled new album. Sweet!

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kamille Leai aka Hot Wings

Lloyd fucked around and earned himself a L.A.M.E. Awards nomination Wednesday, but he totally redeemed himself today. What you see above are screen shots of the lovely Kamille Leai (aka Hot Wings from "Real Chance Of Love 2") from Lloyd's new video for Naked. Judging Kamille's Twitter feed, the nudity was supposed to be edited out, but Lloyd and the director ReelBanditz thugged it and put out the (super) softcore sextape...I mean, music video. It's a shame none of this will help Lloyd sell any records.

Now, if you've been fucking with me for awhile, you know I always liked Kamille. After the first episode of "Real Chance Of Love 2," I named her the co-winner of "Overall Finest" on the show. That was well before that hideous back tattoo she sports now though. For the life me I will never understand why women think it's a good idea to do shit like that to themselves. Why can't females just be content with being fine? No, they want to fuck with their hair or get big nasty ass tattoos. The shit is sad. I mean, if it makes them happy, that's fine. At the end of the day, they've got to live for themselves, not for me, but FUCK, what a downgrade.

Aight, let me stop my complaining and be happy I got to see this broad's tits (maybe she'll go the Caviar route next). Here's the video if you haven't seen it.


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July 07, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 7/7/11

Beyonce
Another week, another new #1. This week it was Beyonce's 4 checking in at #1 with 310,669 albums sold. Beyonce also becomes just the 3rd artist to have all 4 of their first 4 albums debuts at #1, following DMX and Britney Spears. Now that's something for ya. Also debuting in the top 10 is Big Sean's Finally Famous at #3 with 87,331 copies sold. Not bad for a rookie.

Speaking of new #1's, the Hot 100 also has a new #1 and it's LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem. You gotta love America.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Beyonce - 4 (1)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Big Sean - Finally Famous (3)
4. Selena Gomez & The Scene - When The Sun Goes Down (4)
5. Jill Scott - The Light Of The Sun (1-5)
6. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (10-6)
7. David Cook - This Loud Morning (7)
8. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (4-8)
9. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel (6-9)
10. Scotty McCreery - American Idol Season 10 Highlights (10)
  • Curren$y's Weekend At Burnie's debuts at #22 with 22,600 copies sold.
  • Pete Rock & Smif-N-Wessun's Monumental debuts at #110 with 5,600 copies sold.
  • Kendrick Lamar's Section 80 starts at #113 with 5,300 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (3-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (1-2)
3. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (2-3)
4. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (4-4)
5. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (5-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (6-6)
7. Katy Perry - E.T. (7-7)
8. Lil Wayne - How To Love (10-8)
9. OneRepublic - Good Life (18-9)
10. Hot Chelle Rae - Tonight Tonight (13-10)
  • Beyonce may have found her next big hit record as Best Thing I Never Had soars 29 spots 58-29 this week.
  • Big Sean's High featuring Wiz Khalifa debuts at #98.

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State Property Reunion Freestyle


This is some sick, sick shit... well, except for Peedi Crakk's part. But other than that, this shit is ILL! I'll stop talking here, just enjoy the bars...except for Peedi Crakk's.

(Side note: Where is Neef?)

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July 05, 2011

Hood Plankin Thank Yous


Welp it happened, Hood Plankin has gone viral. I had a feeling it would, but I had no idea. To celebrate this achievement I wanted to say thank you to all the websites and blogs that held us down. Here goes nothing.

Thank you Worldstar. Thank you ThisIs50. Thank you RapHD. Thank you BooBooTV. Thank you ATLNightSpots. Thank you DimeWars. Thank you KeepItTrill. Thank you PlankSwag. Thank you ItsBizkit. Thank you ThatsHipHop.Thank you StillHipHopStash. Thank you NeffWorking. Thank you Loyalitv. Thank you TheRealATechN9ne. Thank you 1492ENT. Thank you EbenGregory. Thank you Werdc. Thank you ShopTradition. Thank you Zocial. Thank you XLUrbanMedia. Thank you PlatanoWorld. Thank you TheHipHopSwap. Thank you WorldIsWatchin. Thank you iSocialite. Thank you Viperial. Thank you Larfs. Thank you ThisIs80. Thank you OhHellNawlBlog. Thank you Thrilla. Thank you 454tv. Thank you XclusiveSoundz. Thank you Fidyo. Thank you Downtown Ace. Thank you Simfany. Thank you Zoofs. Thank you FunnyVids. Thank you LiveInTV.

And also, thank you to everybody who tweeted and/or watched the video. It's appreciated!

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Is Esther Baxter Still Fuckable?

Esther
Just a quick question, is Esther Baxter still fuckable?

Personally, after Ordinary Love Shit Pt. 3 and her sending pics of her pre-flushed fetus in the toilet, Esther makes my dick softer than a warm honey bun. Yeah, the body and face are still there, but for some reason I'm not turned on by this cover in the least bit. Is there something wrong with me, or is Esther really just no longer fuckable?

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Recovery Becomes First Album To Sell 1 Million Downloads

Eminem
No, not "first Hip-Hop album to sell 1 million downloads," the first album to sell 1 million downloads. For an artist who has sold as many records as Eminem, that number might not seem like a lot, but to convince over a million people to buy something they could easily get for free on the same thing they used to buy it is major.

Anyway, this reminds me that I completely forgot to buy Bad Meets Evil. I'm fuckin' up!

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