January 01, 2013

The 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards Nominees

I know, I know, the L.A.M.E. Awards were a tad delayed this year, but I'm almost ready to put the whole thing out. Tomorrow, January 2nd, the 2012 L.A.M.E. Awards will be yours! For now, here are the nominees.


Lamest Sports Story
-New Orleans Saints bounty scandal
-Ozzie Guillen says he respects Fidel Castro
-Justin Combs' UCLA scholarship controversy
-Bradley "beats" Pacquiao
-Chad Johnson head-butt Evelyn Lozada

Lamest New Sports Uniforms
-Miami Heat (Floridians) throwbacks
-Memphis Grizzlies (Tams) throwbacks
-Baylor Men’s Basketball
-Pittsburgh Steelers throwbacks
-Tampa Bay Rays throwbacks

Lamest Athlete
-"Fausto Carmona"
-Amare Stoudemire
-Terrell Owens
-Nicolas Batum
-Chad Johnson


Lamest New TV Show
-Work It (Promo)
-Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta (Promo)
-The Neighbors (Promo)
-Animal Practice (Promo)
-Mob Doctor (Promo)

Lamest Beef
-Drake vs. Chris Brown
-Bangladesh vs. Swizz Beatz
-Azealia Banks vs. Iggy Azelea & Jim Jones
-Chief Keef vs. Kanye West & Lupe Fiasco
-Shyne vs. Kendrick Lamar, The Game, Rick Ross & Drake

Lamest Movie
-Gang Of Roses 2 (Trailer)
-Three Stooges (Trailer)
-A Thousand Words (Trailer)
-Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Trailer)
-Alex Cross (Trailer)

Lamest Tweeter
@Chris Brown


Lamest Trend
-Odd piercings
-Women head gear jewelry thingies
-Talking about Molly
-Weird platform shoes
-Hats/shoes with spikes

Lamest Tattoo
-Chad Johnson’s Evelyn face
-Iggy Azalea's A$AP Rocky fingers
-Chris Brown's "Rihanna" face
-Rihanna's underboob bird
-Diamond’s panties

Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Asaad - 006
-Lil B - Basedprint II
-Short Dawg - NCAA 2012 March Madness
-Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquor II
-Wiz Khalifa - O.N.I.F.C.

Lamest Hair (Male)
-Charlie Wilson
-Andrew Bynum
-Slick Rick
-Danny Brown

Lamest Hair (Female)
-Willow Smith
-Katy Perry
-Charli Baltimore
-Miley Cyrus


Lamest New Artist
-Antoine Dodson
-Pebblez Da Model
-Cash Out
-Chief Keef
-Amber Rose

Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-Yo Gotti - January 10th (on Dec. 30th)
-Lil B - God's Father
-Frenchie - French-Elo Anthony
-Paul McCartney - Kisses On The Bottom
-King Louie - Dope & Shrimp

Lamest Music Videos
-Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
-Mama Jones - Psychotic Bitch
-Gillie Da Kid - Chicken Man
-Pebblez Da Model - That's Me
-50 Tyson - Hold You Down

Lamest Hook
-Rick Ross - Ring Ring (feat. Future)
-Soulja Boy - I'm Leanin
-50 Tyson - Hold You Down
-Gillie Da Kid - Chicken Man
-Turk - Get Naked

Lamest Freestyle
-Mama Jones on Cosmic Kev
-Tyler James Williams on Sway In The Morning
-Pooch Hall on the Breakfast Club
-Chief Keef on Sway In The Morning
-Canibus in battle vs. Dizaster

Lamest Song
-Soulja Boy - Scarface
-Soulja Boy - Molly
-Soulja Boy & RiFF RaFF - Versace Bentley
-Pebblez Da Model - That's Me
-Mama Jones - Psychotic Bitch

Lamest Non-Rapper
-Chris Brown
-Dawn Richard
-Mary J. Blige

Lamest Rapper Irrelevant
-Lord Finesse
-Malice No Malice
-Alley Boy

Lamest Rapper
-Nicki Minaj
-Chief Keef

Lame Of The Year
-Chris Brown
-Mary J. Blige
-Young Chop
-Lord Finesse
-Nick Minaj
-Beanie Sigel
-Chief Keef