January 23, 2013

The Scallenge: Round 1

The White Mamba, bitch!

Best line of this video: "...But the question is does he have the speed, does he have the quickness to take on the Vanilla Godzilla."

Gayest line in this video: "His length really bothered me. It was hard, and his size down low; wasn't easy to maneuver him down there."

Speaking of gay, doesn't Matt Tomaszewski kinda resemble Dustin Zito from "The Real World: Las Vegas," aka Fratpad? I say yes.