Ice Cream Mane: The Face Of Retardation In America

What. The. Fuck?

Wait, before we try to answer that million dollar question, please find a mental disability foundation and make a donation to it. $1, $2, $5, whatever you can give, please do.

Not in the giving mood?? Here, take a close-up look at the atrocity that is this man's face:

Just look at the retardation in his eyes, and the permanent symbol of his condition on his face. He has an ice cream cone, with blue ice cream scoops on it, red lightning bolts shooting out of it, and "Brrr" written across it...on his face! Forever! If that doesn't make you want to donate, I don't know what will.

Don't you feel sorry for Gucci Ice Cream Mane?? His life is clearly barreling out of control. This is like a fucked up, Hip-Hop version of what lead Mike Tyson to get a tattoo on his face, only instead of being at the top of his profession, Ice Cream is at the bottom. Speaking of the bottom, the only way this tattoo could've been more retarded is if the ice cream cone was upside down.

Where is this Mane's friends?? Where is this Mane's family?? As far as I'm concerned, this is a cry for help more so than evidence of his mental challenged-ness. I mean, we already knew he was retarded, but who knew he was crazy too? That's like a cherry on the top of a shitty life sundae, or in this case, ice cream cone.

Well, hopefully somebody gets this Mane some help. And also, hopefully that same person makes sure every studio in the state of Georgia gets a restraining order against him stating that he can't step within 50 feet of one or he'll be arrested. It'd only be right.