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These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

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THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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October 04, 2008

Surprise! O.J. Found Guilty

If you're shocked by this news you're truly a moron of the worst kind lol. We all know them white folks been wanting O.J.'s wide ass head on a platter since 1995. I mean them niggas didn't even wait until Monday, they made a point to get this shit done and out their late Friday night, early Saturday morning lol.

This nigga O.J. is gone for life now because he was found guilty on all 12 counts! And you know what?? I don't give a fuck! Honestly I really don't because that is the dumbest nigga in the history of dumb niggas and for him even thinking about getting in trouble again tells me that he wanted to go to jail. Welp, I hope his dumbass is happy lol.

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October 03, 2008

VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs Top 20

I told y'all VH1 had their work cut out for them with all the fuck ups they made in the other 80 so of course they left out multiple classic records in the top 20. Whatever, I'll get into that later and clean up the rest tomorrow when I post a list of all the songs they left off while trying to appease rappers and make sure everyone was represented instead of just picking out the 100 greatest songs. Anyway, here's the top 20.

20. Kanye West Feat. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger
19. Ice-T - Colors
18. 50 Cent - In Da Club
17. Sir Mix-A-lot - Baby Got Back
16. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On
15. Eminem - Stan
14. Tupac - I Get Around
13. Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.
12. LL Cool J - I Can't Live Without My Radio
11. Jay-Z - Hard Knock
10. Kurtis Blow - The Breaks
9. Salt-N-Pepa - Push It
8. Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice
7. Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy
6. N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
5. Grand Master Flash & The Furious Five - The Message
4. Run-DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way
3. Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang
2. Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight
1. Public Enemy - Fight The Power

Public Enemy's Fight The Power is #1 and I ain't mad at that at all! I completely forgot about it to be honest with you, I thought Mo' Money Mo' Problems was gonna be #1 after I saw Rapper's Delight was #2 but then it turned out they didn't even put it on the countdown (that's definitely gonna be one of the songs on my list tomorrow of the greatest songs VH1 forgot).

Anyway, I'm cool with this top 20 besides just one record. That record is #16, Missy's Get Ur Freak On. What, the, fuck?!? Now, I loved the song personally, the beat was crazy, but come on that is NOT the 16th greatest Hip-Hop record...nor will it ever be. Its all good though, overall I guess I'm somewhat statisfied with the list but hey, you can't please everyone, right?? Right.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 5

You know, I was planning on doing weekly picks all this season, but I dunno I just kinda forgot lol. As I was filling out my SportsNation survey picks on ESPN.com again this week I said fuck it and figured I'd start for the 2nd quarter of the season and beyond. Wish me luck, I'm about to get my sports analyst on!

Oh yeah, if you have a snazzy name for this section please let me know.

Chicago Bears @ Detriot Lions
Okay, the Lions are terrible, but coming off of a bye week, in which they finally canned Matt Millen, I'm gonna take them to beat the Bears. I know the Bears just beat an Brian Westbrook-less Eagles team last week, but that offense looks mistake proned and I don't think they'll put up enough points to keep up with Detroit.

Atlanta Falcons @ Green Bay Packers
Aaron Rodgers is a game time decision, but anytime you have a rookie QB away from home its not a good look for the road team. Then again, if Rodgers can't go you'll have a rookie QB making his first start in Matt Flynn and that might be an even worse look. I'm going with the Packers if Rodgers plays, and the Falcons if he doesn't.

San Diego Chargers @ Miami Dolphins
The Chargers looked really shaky for most of that game last week against the Raiders before scoring 25 points in 4th quarter in the 28-18 win. For that reason I'm gonna go with the Dolphins in an upset special.

Seattle Seahawks @ New York Giants
I was gonna go with the Seahawks seeing they're getting both of their top 2 receivers back this week, the Giants are going without their top 1, and the last time we saw the G-men they were struggling to beat a winless Bengals team BUT since I just took the Dolphins I'm gonna go with the safe pick here. Plus, I like that kid Domenik Hixon who's gonna replace Plaxico this week.

Washington Redskins @ Philadelphia Eagles
The Redskins will be riding high after beating the Cowboys by 2 last weekend, but look for their 3 game win streak to come to a close when they visit Philly Sunday. The Eagles HAVE to win this game or they're pretty much done in the NFC East so I'm going with them in a close one.

Kansas City Chiefs @ Carolina Panthers
The Chiefs got their first win last weekend, but don't expect for winning to become a trend for Herm's team. I'm going with the Panthers.

Tennessee Titans @ Baltimore Ravens
This game is gonna be brutal! I'll be shocked if nobody gets a season-ending injury, but with the Ravens coming off a shorten week I'm gonna go with the Titans to stay undefeated for another week.

Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans
The Texans will come out hype in their first home game of the season, but I still like the Colts coming out of their bye.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Denver Broncos
The Broncos get back to putting up big numbers on offense this week and handle the Bucs who are coming off an emotional win last weekend.

Cincinnati Bengals @ Dallas Cowboys
Ocho Cinco said he's gonna kiss the star when he scores a touchdown this week...unfortunately for him he won't score a touchdown this week lol. This one won't even be close and will most likely resemble the Cowboys week one victory against the Browns...if not worse.

Buffalo Bills @ Arizona Cardinals
No Anquan Boldin this Sunday, no win for the Cards. I'm picking the Bills to stay undefeated headed into their bye week.

New England Patriots @ San Francisco 49ers
The Pats got flat out embarassed by the Dolphins 2 weeks ago and I just can't see them falling 2 times in a row with or without Tom Brady. Then again, fuck the Pats, I'm going with the Niners!

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Jacksonville Jaguars
This should be another slug fest, but unfortunately for the Steelers, the Jags offense is not the Ravens offense so I'm going with Jacksonville.

Minnesota Vikings @ New Orleans Saints
I dunno what's going on with the Vikings, they need to find a real QB in the worst way. For that reason I'm going with the Saints. Look for Drew Brees to have a huge game.

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Rookie Of The Year Candace Parker To Win MVP Also

We all knew she was ballin', but damn! After being the unanimous choice for WNBA Rookie of the Year earlier today, reports came out of the L.A. Times that she has won the league's MVP award also. That's crazy! This hasn't happened in professional basketball since Wes Unseld in 1969! And that's another MVP for the city of L.A. as Kobe also won his first earlier.

In her first season, Parker averaged 18.5 points per game, shot 52.3% from the field, 2.3 blocks, and led the league in rebounds with 9.5 a game. In addition to becoming the first WNBA player to win ROY and MVP in the same season, she was also the first to dunk in back to back games. Oh, and did I mention she was also involved in a fight?? lol. Lets just hope she doesn't go all Chamique Holdsclaw on us lol.

On another note, you know what is truly sad?? That I barely found this story as it was the 10th and last story listed on ESPN's homepage. That's under a story about Amare Stoudemire being poked in the eye and directly under a story about former NFL RB Lawrence Phillips getting 10 years in prison. Seriously, Lawrence Phillips?? Who the fuck cares about Lawrence Phillips?? When is the last time that nigga even played a game in the league?? And that story was more important than Candace Parker making history?! Sad.

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VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 21-40

Man, we got one helluva 20 tonight! Buckle up because I have plenty beef with this shit, but first here's the tonight's 20:

40. Run-DMC - Its Like That
39. Tone-Loc - Wild Thing
38. Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
37. Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two
36. Nelly - Hot N Herre
35. Queen Latifah Feat. Monie Love - Ladies First
34. Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain
33. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Crossroads
32. Puff Daddy & The Family - All About The Benjamins
31. Kool Moe Dee - How Ya Like Me Now
30. Digital Underground - Humpty Dance
29. A Tribe Called Quest - Check The Rhime
28. Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
27. Beastie Boys - Hold It Now Hit It
26. MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This
25. Fugees - Killing Me Softly
24. Eric B. & Rakim - Paid In Full
23. OutKast - B.O.B.
22. Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.
21. Afrikka Bambaataa - Planet Rock

Everything was going fine...then we got to #36. Hot N Herre, seriously?? Can I get a show of hands of people who honestly think Hot N Herre should even be on this list, let alone at #36?? Come the fuck on VH1, I know you're trying to make sure everybody is represented, but this is just ri-damn-diculous.

I'm gonna skip by You Can't Touch This at #26 and go to one of my favorite tracks ever at #25. Please, somebody explain to me how Killing Me Softly is consider a Hip-Hop song?? Just because a rapper is singing a song surely doesn't automatically make the song Hip-Hop. Would anyone consider Love Lockdown to be Hip-Hop even though Kanye West is singing it?? Exactly. I love Killing Me Softly anyway so I'm not too mad.

Next up I gotta go into why Paid In Full is anywhere outside of the top 10. What the fuck VH1?? Paid In Full #24?? That's just retarded! Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna get into it because its only gonna make me mad all over again lol.

Lets just wait for the top 20 tomorrow because we still haven't had a track from Jay-Z, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, 2Pac, or Biggie. VH1 has their work cut out for them.

P.S. - Isn't it sad that Lil Wayne's Tha Block Is Hot is represented but 2 of the records that put Cash Money on the map aren't. The 2 records I'm talking about are of course Juvenile's Ha and B.G.'s Bling Bling.

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October 02, 2008

Joe Biden Represents!

No need to wonder who won this debate, it was clear to anybody watching, who's not getting a check from the republican party, who won. Its Joe Biden with an easy one! Man, I almost felt bad for Sarah Palin because she looked and sounded way out of her league. She didn't answer most of the questions, she couldn't tell us how a McCain administration would be any different than a Bush administration, and she provided zero detail as to how McCain planned on doing anything besides giving stump speech talking points.

Biden, on the other hand, went straight in and bit her head off by not even really going at Palin and staying focused on attacking McCain and defending Obama. Beautiful job Joe! You know the best part of the debate?? At the end when Biden went straight in on why McCain is no maverick. Man that shit was so lovely and masterfully done.

Anyway, the first numbers after the debate show the American people agree with me and think Joe Biden won. The CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll says Biden won 51% to 36% for Palin. In a CBS News poll of uncommitted voters, Biden won 46% to Palin's 21%. Enough said, I'll see you at the next presidential debate this Tuesday.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Reagan Gomez King Cover

Me in my internet-less life absolutely never saw this until today so forgive me if its not new but damn is sure is beautiful! After I saw her in that wack ass Whatever You Like video I thought she had to have had her boobs done, but it really doesn't look like it here. Whatever, they look delicious so its all good lol. Hopefully I'll be back up and running 100% by the time the spread hits the 'net.

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VP Debate Tonight!; Jay-Z Concert PSA

First off I wanna say if you're in Broward, Miami-Dade, or Palm Beach County and you wanna go to that free Jay-Z concert you better be out there like now! I went to get my tickets from the Fort Lauderdale office (which is in the heart of the city so hopefully this doesn't apply to all of the office locations) and there was a mean line so they started to only give one ticket per person! I was probably in the line for about 30 minutes to an hour, but it was still a cool experience to see all the different people out there. You don't have to be registered to vote, you don't even have to bring your I.D., you just have to go down there, fill out the lil paper, and they give you the ticket(s). Good luck if you're trying to go and keep your fingers crossed for my friends because I don't wanna ride down to the concert solo lol.

Anyway, back to the real topic of this post: the VP debate tonight! Man, I can't freakin' wait! I personally think they are purposely trying to lower the expectations so as long as Palin survive and doesn't lose a limb, she looks like a winner. I'm not sure if its gonna work or not, but let keep our fingers crossed. Remember, the debate starts tonight at 9 PM ET! I prefer you watch it on MSNBC, but as long as you watch its all good.

Oh, and I asked someone at the Campaign For Change office about electioneering (aka wearing Obama shirts, pins, hats, etc. to the polls) and whether it was illegal or not and he said its definitely NOT! You hear me?? You CAN wear your Obama shit to the poll this year! I'm personally really considering doing early voting, but if your planning to go to the polls Nov. 4th just know that you can. I'd still be cautious if I were you (you never know with these republicans).

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Thursday Billboard Update - 10/2/08

Metallica is still holding down the #1, but other than that we basically have a whole new top 10. There a new #2 debut, but I don't know shit about them so moving right along to #4 where the Pussycat Dolls' 2nd album Doll Domination debuts. I don't know if you'd really call 79,000 first week "Doll Domination" but on the other hand their first album never went higher than #5 and still sold over 2.9 million copies. Down 2 spots at #6 is Jazmine Sullivan's debut album Fearless moving 66,000. Not bad for a first album these days. Lastly, debuting at #8 is Joe's first album after leaving Jive, Joe Thomas, New Man!, which pushed 54,000 in its first week.

Nothing interesting happened on the Hot 100 this week. In fact, these 10 songs are the same exact 10 songs that were in last week's top 10, just in a slightly different order.

first week debuts in bold

1. Metallica - Death Magnetic (1-1)
2. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget
3. Ne-Yo - Year Of The Gentleman (2-3)
4. Kings Of Leon - Only By The Night (4)
5. Pussycat Dolls - Doll Domination (5)
6. Jazmine Sullivan - Fearless (6)
7. Kid Rock - Rock N Roll Jesus (4-7)
8. Joe - Joe Thomas, New Man! (8)
9. Young Jeezy - The Recession (6-9)
10. Jonas Brothers - A Little Bit Longer (11-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

first week debuts in bold

1. T.I. - Whatever You Like (1-1)
2. Pink - So What (2-2)
3. Kanye West - Love Lockdown (3-3)
4. Rihanna - Disturbia (4-4)
5. M.I.A. - Paper Planes (6-5)
6. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (9-6)
7. T-Pain - Can't Believe It (8-7)
8. Ne-Yo - Closer (7-8)
9. Taylor Swift - Love Story (5-9)
10. Estelle - American Boy (10-10)

  • Akon is back on the charts this week with a new track, Right Now (Na Na Na), debuting at #17. I'm assuming this is his new single.
  • Ludacris' new single What Them Girls Like "co-starring" Chris Brown & Sean Garrett jumps 9 spots 49-40. This track is moving kinda slow for a Luda track, might be time to re-group if it isn't in the top 10 in the next few weeks.
  • T.I. has 2 new records that debut this week. The first is Ready For Whatever at #57 and Live Your Life featuring Rihanna at #80.

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VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 41-60

Wow! After Tuesday's pretty decent list, VH1 reverted right back to the questionable picks that plagued the first 20 on Monday. I'm not even gonna say anything yet, take a look at this list and if you can't tell which songs stick out like a sour thumb then you're crazy!

60. LL Cool J - I Need Love
59. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
58. Ludacris Feat. Shawnna - What's Your Fantasy
57. Big Daddy Kane - I Get The Job Done
56. Busta Rhymes - Woo Ha!
55. Terror Squad - Lean Back
54. MC Lyte - Cha Cha Cha
53. The Lox Feat. Lil Kim & DMX - Money, Power, & Respect
52. Foxy Brown Feat. Jay-Z - I'll Be
51. Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick - The Show
50. Lil Wayne - Tha Block Is Hot
49. Boogie Down Productions - My Philosphy
48. Nas - One Love
47. Young MC - Bust A Move
46. De La Soul - Me, Myself, & I
45. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks
44. Method Man Feat. Mary J. Blige - I'll Be There For You
43. The Game Feat. 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It
42. Roxanne Shante - Roxanne's Revenge
41. Funky 4 + 1 - That's The Joint

Tha Block Is Hot is over The Show??? These niggas CAN'T be serious! Before we even get into why its bullshit to have Tha Block Is Hot this high, lets tackle why the hell is The Show is in the 50s! Seriously, the 50s??? One of the most classic Hip-Hop songs of all-time is in the freakin' 50s! There's NO reason why this shouldn't have been in the top 20 at least. Now back to Tha Block Is Hot, why is this #50?? Make 'Em Say Ugh is #94, but Tha Block Is Hot is #50?? Tha Block Is Hot wasn't even that big of a hit record back in '99! But now its the 50th greatest Hip-Hop songs?? Please! This Lil Wayne dick riding shit is getting out of control! I have no problem with the song being on the list because I know I loved it back in middle school, but come the fuck on, #50??

The other issue I had with this 20 was Hate It Or Love It all the way up at #43! Forty-fuckin'-three! Who else believe that is the 43rd greatest Hip-Hop song of all-time?? I know I probably couldn't find one person...hell, The Game probably doesn't believe that lol. This was a big record, but it wasn't THAT big. These niggas are insane! Again, I don't have a problem with this being on the list, but definitely not at 43. Maybe 90-somethin', along with Tha Block Is Hot, just not 43.

Sorry, I had to vent a little bit, but I'll be back with the next 20 sometime later depending on what time the debate wraps up.

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October 01, 2008

INN: Travis Henry Arrested For Alleged Cocaine Deal

THIS nigga! Damn man, this nigga is like the king of Ig'nant Nigga News lol. Welp since he's been out of the league it looks like he took up another profession, cocaine dealer. Doesn't look like he's as good at it as he was at football, but that's neither here nor there.

Anyway, he got arrested and I pray he really wasn't dealing because if he was he's gonna be gone for a LOOONG time. Well if he did at least he wouldn't have to pay child support for all them kids he got...plus they'll all be 18 by the time he gets out...if he goes to prison that is. Hey, I'm just trying to look for the positive in this terrible situation lol.

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Hov For Hope, Plans Free Concerts In Support Of Barack Obama

**UPDATE**

Okay, I got a little more info for all you guys in the D and M.I.A. that wanna go to the concert. First off, the Detroit concert this Saturday (Oct. 4th) will be held at Cobo Arena while Miami's show Sunday (Oct. 5th) will be at Bayfront Park Amphitheatre. Doors open at 7pm, the show starts at 8:30pm, you have to be 18 or older to attend, there's a 2 ticket per-person limit when you visit your local Campaign for Change office (office locations listed below), and tickets will be available tomorrow (Oct. 2) starting at 10am.

Okay, now here are the Campaign for Change office locations in South Florida:

Coral Gables
257 Miracle Mile
Coral Gables, FL
305-441-7400

Fort Lauderdale
733 NW Sistrunk Blvd
Fort Lauderdale, FL
954-527-4469

Hialeah
2422 W 60th Street, Bay 8
Hialeah, FL
305-820-0708

Hollywood
7050 Taft Street
Hollywood, FL
954-967-3205

Homestead
224 Washington Avenue, Suite 14
Homestead, FL
305-246-9611

Margate
6221 Margate Boulevard
Margate, FL
954-971-0108

Miami
1830 NW 7th Street, Suite 202
Miami, FL
305-541-2588

Miami Gardens
600 NW 183rd Street
Miami Gardens, FL
305-770-3384

Sunrise
2116 N. University Drive
Sunrise, FL
954-578-3365

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We already knew Jay was supporting Barack, but now he's taking his support to a different level by giving 2 free concerts in support of him this weekend! The 1st concert is gonna be this Friday in Detroit and the 2nd on Saturday in Miami.

Nope, I dunno where either will be held, but I know you can pick up tickets at your local Obama campaign office. If I didn't desperately need the money I'm gonna make by working Saturday I'd definitely go down there, but oh well whatever I already know he's gonna hold it down. Too bad Barack can't be caught dead near either show lol.

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Blueprint 3 Tracklisting??

I'm not sure if this is real at all, but if it is I think we can go ahead and say this is classic now lol. And by the way, I heard its supposed to be dropping December 2nd so we'll see.

1. Wake Up New York (Intro)
2. Most Kings
3. Hades (Lucifer Pt. II)
4. Eternal Jewels (ft. Jay Electronica) [prod. by Jay Electronica]
5. Blueprint 3
6. Lucy (ft. Chris Martin)
7. The Audacity of Dope
8. S.L.U. Pt. 2 (ft. Nas, Andre 3000, and Young Jeezy)
9. Election Night (We believe in Obama)
10. Just Memories
11. Apostate (ft. Eminem) [prod. by Eminem]
12. Oasis
13. My Brothers Keeper (ft. Scarface)
14. Brooklyn Lost
15. Weeds & Concrete
16. Without Rain...

Swagger Like Us Pt. 2 featuring Nas and Andre 3000?? OMG! If that's real I know it won't disappoint like the original with Kanye and Wayne. See, Hov is about having the right features, not the most people features. Shit like that ruined Paper Trail to me because all those features were just for the names, not for if they made the record hot or not. Hell, what am I talking about, this probably isn't even the real tracklisting anyway lol.

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