A Bacon Sundae? Word, Denny's? Word??

There I was, writing about the Cavs beating the Heat, when a Denny's commercial came on promoting "Baconalia." Baconalia is Denny's "celebration of bacon" where it introduces 7 new bacon-based dishes. One of those dishes: the Maple Bacon Sundae. That's right, ice cream and bacon, or as I like it to call it "the cross over point between health and heart disease" (yeah it's a bit lengthy, but so won't your life be if you think it's a good idea to eat this). Here's a description of the new dish from Dennys.com:

Bacon makes a classic ice cream sundae even more awesome. We start with maple flavored syrup, and a scoop of rich, creamy vanilla ice cream and then a generous sprinkle of our diced hickory-smoked bacon. Add another sweet layer of syrup and vanilla ice cream topped with even more bacon and a drizzle of syrup.

Hey Denny's, get the FUCK outta here with this bullshit! Did KFC's Double Down sandwich really need a retarded sibling?

And what ever happened to restaurants trying to get us fat the old fashioned way by packing our daily allotment of calories in one serving of an awesome sounding meal? This shit both looks and sounds gross, it's the new Kat Stacks. This sundae is the food equivalent of Lil B's lyrics, confusing and nonsensical. If I wanted pork on my sundae I'd write T.I. in prison and ask him if I could borrow Tiny to reenact Ali Larter's infamous scene from "Varsity Blues."

...Too far?

Yeah, you're probably right, but this shit looks/sounds nasty as hell. Like Adam Carolla said when Baby Gaga came out, we already know ice cream is good, stop fucking with it and work on something else. Thank you. You lose, good day, sir!