March 29, 2011

Celebrate Now, Get Re-Depressed When You Realize You're Still In Cleveland

Cleveland Cavaliers' Baron Davis raises his arms in celebration after hitting a shot during the fourth quarter of their NBA basketball game against the Miami Heat in Cleveland March 29, 2011.
So this is what it feels like to be a Knicks fan? Oh well, at least it only happened once and not 3 times like it did to them.

Now, as odd as this might sound, I'm not mad even mad about this loss. Nope, not at all. This game meant nothing to us and everything to them. Cleveland is probably having a national championship-esque celebration in their dirty streets right now while planning a victory parade for tomorrow.

Of course I would've liked to win, but at the end of the day, we'll be playing in late April and they'll be planning vacations. I mean, this is probably the best night Boobie Gibson has head since he rawed Keyshia Cole for the first time. Dan Gilbert is probably just now leaving the Cavs locker room after taking a dump at LeBron's old locker. I'm just saying.

Anyway, you know who has got to be most pissed about this loss? The Celtics. They've been tirelessly trying to give us the #2 seed and this is how we repay them. Earlier I contemplated writing a new column called "We Don't Believe You" about the Celtics recent "struggles" because I think they're trying to avoid the Knicks in the first round. And even more so than just them trying to avoid them, I think they want us to play them. Not beyond belief.

Look, all I'm saying is don't be shocked if they C's don't show up when we play 2 Sundays from now.