May 31, 2012

The New Orleans Hornets Win Anthony Davis The NBA Draft Lottery

So the team that the NBA owns and had been trying to sell lands Anthony Davis the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, there's no way that looks suspicious at all. I mean, David Stern wouldn't rig the lottery for basketball reasons like he did with the Chris Paul trade. It just wouldn't happened.

Oh, and ignore this picture of Anthony Davis in N.O. Hornets swag, which was allegedly taken 3 weeks ago.

(Side note: Let's all agree to ridicule the Brooklyn Nets as much as possible, whenever we can for trading their lottery pick to Portland for Gerald Wallace, who will be a free agent.)